What's up with poker players these days?

luckylucky

It just dawned on me today I haven't got flamed in weeks, all games seem to be uber civil, wtf is up with you people. .

Put a bad beat on someone lately and I'm getting no abuse, I kinda feel shortchanged tbh. Time was when you won a 50-50 with pot odds of 2 to 1 you had a fair chance of being blasted out of it. This is just not online poker as I know it.

Is this just quantity of abuse variance or is it a new phenomenon?

5starpool

Maybe all the idiots are slowly getting chat banned?

Culchie

Maybe they are not tapping the tank?:p

RoadSweeper

Abusing someone makes me forget bad beats!

Theresalwaysone

Abusing Dabeear is the most fun Ive had online in a while. Then he starts making things up. idiot.

Anyway, I still get flamed a **** load in the chat boxes. Maybe your too nice Barry.... or maybe your not sucking out enough. I have excellent suckout abilities.

YULETIRED

luckylucky wrote: »

It just dawned on me today I haven't got flamed in weeks, all games seem to be uber civil, wtf is up with you people. .

Put a bad beat on someone lately and I'm getting no abuse, I kinda feel shortchanged tbh. Time was when you won a 50-50 with pot odds of 2 to 1 you had a fair chance of being blasted out of it. This is just not online poker as I know it.

Is this just quantity of abuse variance or is it a new phenomenon?

most of them probably dont know they were ahead.

luckylucky

Culchie wrote: »

Maybe they are not tapping the tank?:p

Ach Aye, sher I'm such a fish after all, but I really wise up when someone lets me know how badly I played a hand, maybe that's it, my opponents are just so much smarter than me they are just indulging me, silly me eh

YULETIRED wrote: »

most of them probably dont know they were ahead.

lol, those type of players only occur in heads up Omaha don't ya know.

Slash/ED

Theresalwaysone wrote: »

Abusing Dabeear is the most fun Ive had online in a while. Then he starts making things up. idiot.

Look, lets face it, you were pwned good and hard by the man. Play like that you simply couldn't make up

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

dabeear as in this guy?

http://www.pokertube.com/ShowMovie.aspx?movieID=6a2298f7-83b6-47db-bba4-c4472f4788e1&comeFrom=Films&StartPage=1&pIndex=1&PageView=-1&KeyID=-1&PokerAccount=-1&UserId=8356&YourFilms=-1

were you mentioned in one of the videos?

TommyGunne

Roundtower2 wrote: »

dabeear as in this guy?

http://www.pokertube.com/ShowMovie.aspx?movieID=6a2298f7-83b6-47db-bba4-c4472f4788e1&comeFrom=Films&StartPage=1&pIndex=1&PageView=-1&KeyID=-1&PokerAccount=-1&UserId=8356&YourFilms=-1

were you mentioned in one of the videos?

lol he had a lead role in one....

Some other boardsies did too from what I hear

phantom_lord

lol excellent/

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

link to the actual video boardsies were involved in?

Slash/ED

He took down all his videos after he posted that one

Flushdraw

Muddy Dog is a boardsie isn't he?

Mr.Plough

LOL never saw that. "Nasty little sh1t"

tbh he could just turn off his chat and take money off these spewboxes rather then being a drama queen.

Also, Is it just me or does saying "pwned" make you sound like a right munson.

The Al Lad

Mr.Plough wrote: »

LOL never saw that. "Nasty little sh1t"

tbh he could just turn off his chat and take money off these spewboxes rather then being a drama queen.

Also, Is it just me or does saying "pwned" make you sound like a right munson.

Yep, spotty faced 18 year old american geeks say this every chance they get, also people who put EV into every sentence...Clowns

Mr.Plough

He's british though which makes it sound so much worse

RoadSweeper

He scottish. Great for a laugh at the tables!

phantom_lord

yeah, I've never heard anyone said "pwned" before.

RoadSweeper

MuddyDog

RoadSweeper wrote: »

LOL.

Mr.Plough

Actually tbh I have been saying "Fail" more lately from reading 2p2.

Theresalwaysone

I had a lead role in a vid


Cyber Needle. Effective at stacking myself. tyvm

hotspur

I knew the name MuddyDog sounded familiar when I watched that video today. And just to defend Lispy McMoanfish on one point - saying "pwned" is big and clever, and I do it very frequently. And like MrPlough I reckon I'm only days away from having the term "epic fail" in my front line vocabulary.

Ooh I just remembered the greatest use of that term I've ever seen. After Saddam was hanged I found myself on youtube looking for the footage which existed. Now youtube comments from little punk Amercian teens tend to be HI-lar-ious. I found the footage and the 1st comment was simply:
"pwned"
which had stiff competition in the laughter stakes with the 2nd comment which read:
"f*ck all Muslims!"

Theresalwaysone

I just fell of my seat.

Lispy McMoanFish. lmfao. ahahaha still chuckling

What I find hilarious is the comments under the vids. Who is "Dabeears Mum"? And No Luke, Conor, derek, Jammer its not me

58o

I think after "outplaying" somebody or hitting a monster draw "Smell my Cheese" (copyright Alan Partridge) always fits the bill nicely.

Mr.Plough

Theresalwaysone wrote: »

Who is "Dabeears Mum"? And No Luke, Conor, derek, Jammer its not me

ha I just assumed it was you when I read it

cooker3

Muddydog is terrible.
Having a straight and nut flush draw and HE CALLS!
awful stuff. You could see on screen the other guy had QJ!

MuddyDog

cooker3 wrote: »

Muddydog is terrible.
Having a straight and nut flush draw and HE CALLS!
awful stuff. You could see on screen the other guy had QJ!

LOL.

I ain't dabeears mum either. Dabeears dad is on it now too i think. Crazy family.

Dabeear

Hey guys, I was given a link to this page by a mate of mine.

Firstly I want to say I dont know any of you, except of course for my stalker Muddy. *SMILES*. I wanted to come on here and defend myself, I don't really care what any of you think I have made a substantial amount of money from poker and am up a good few bucks over a lifetime. I assume theresalwaysone is CyberCreep and if I am right, all I have to say is, Cyber your play is pants. To muddy, you are worse, you are the definition of a calling station. You called off your stack like a donkey in the AJ hand, he knew you had a flush draw and a pair and him putting his whole stack in there is because he knew you would call. You were owned. You were also colluding against me which disgusts me.

I aint posting up my vids on pokertube to get abuse off you idiots. I am doing it to help the small stakes players because I am obviously better than most of them considering I was playin 2and4 up until the end of last year. I wanted to help them out. I dont think there is anything wrong with sharing.

This will probably be my only post on this forum considering the idiots that post here and if any of you want to challenge me I will happily take all comers.

MuddyDog

Dabeear wrote: »

Hey guys, I was given a link to this page by a mate of mine.

Firstly I want to say I dont know any of you, except of course for my stalker Muddy. *SMILES*. I wanted to come on here and defend myself, I don't really care what any of you think I have made a substantial amount of money from poker and am up a good few bucks over a lifetime. I assume theresalwaysone is CyberCreep and if I am right, all I have to say is, Cyber your play is pants. To muddy, you are worse, you are the definition of a calling station. You called off your stack like a donkey in the AJ hand, he knew you had a flush draw and a pair and him putting his whole stack in there is because he knew you would call. You were owned. You were also colluding against me which disgusts me.

I aint posting up my vids on pokertube to get abuse off you idiots. I am doing it to help the small stakes players because I am obviously better than most of them considering I was playin 2and4 up until the end of last year. I wanted to help them out. I dont think there is anything wrong with sharing.

This will probably be my only post on this forum considering the idiots that post here and if any of you want to challenge me I will happily take all comers.

HU for rolls?

Dabeear

Anytime you like mate.

Theresalwaysone

ha, who told you about this? Also, who is being abusive now and fwiw I never slagged your family so stop making **** up.

phantom_lord

these things never go ahead.

MuddyDog

yeah beary who told you? bearys gonna get better now he's found this forum.

Dabeear

phantom_lord.... I will happily take on Muddy or Cyber. They are both fish. *GRINS*. Playing them two will be too easy.

Theresalwaysone you are obviously CyberCreep. I thought you were alright mate. The "lol fatscottishnerdaments" comment was well out of order. I have enough of your racist comments and have informed VC poker who are looking at it and will be watching you and your colluding buddy muddy. *GRINS*

phantom_lord

why do you suspect them of colluding?

Lurker1977

If somebody doesnt post the popcorn pic soon Im leaving!

MuddyDog

he thinks me and cyber were colluding on the same table vs him. *GRINS*

Dabeear

phantom_lord mate...come on... lets not be stupid about this. They follow me around from table to table and are always trying to get into hands with me. They obviously know each other too.

I aint stupid mate.

Theresalwaysone

Dabeear wrote: »

phantom_lord mate...come on... lets not be stupid about this. They follow me around from table to table and are always trying to get into hands with me. They obviously know each other too.

I aint stupid mate.

Beary, I stacked off against you in that spewy 99 hand. How the **** was I colluding there? You muct be stupid if you think I collude against you to stack myself.

Accusing me of cheating is a bit much. I follow you around for the banter. Stop having a hissy fit becasue from whatr I hear, Muddy is pwning you proper these days.

MuddyDog

Theresalwaysone wrote: »

pwning

LOL

MuddyDog

pwned.......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn

Theresalwaysone

I do want you to keep posting on pokertube though. Entertaining at least. Regular Jman.

Mr.Plough

Dabeear wrote: »

phantom_lord mate...come on... lets not be stupid about this. They follow me around from table to table and are always trying to get into hands with me.

Thats like saying Reg's following a fish around and trying to get into pots with him is colluding.

Dabeear

You too are total twats. I think the abuse you gave me was totally uneeded and so do VC poker...... they are being sympathetic with my problem.

Muddy I will play you heads up at 2 and 4. I couldnt be bothered with Cyber, he is too bad. I want you cause you've been stalking me. The hunter becomes the hunted *GRINS*

Theresalwaysone

Mods please dont lock this for personal abuse. It is developing quite nicely. We'll calm down.

MuddyDog

Dabeear wrote: »

You too are total twats.

It's "You two"

btw Bear, do you know that you are playing with players from various iPoker skins and not just from the VC Poker skin?

Dabeear

Mr.Plough.....thats a good point mate. but do the regs know each other and abuse the others. Muddy was alright at the start, telling me how my vids really helped him and even copying the software I use. He is a massive loser in my database.

Cyber mate, lol, lol, I am going to keep posting on Pokertube, I am not a quitter. In fact I have a new vid up. I will just wait and get all the stacks off you too fish. *SMILES*

Theresalwaysone

sigh.

Slash/ED

Is this HU for rolls going on tonight? I may have to rail this...

Surely if cybercreep is too bad playing him HU is exactly what you want!? I mean we all saw how he stacked off with two nines, he's obviously phish and pants at poker mate, why not take him on?