The Deschanel Question

johnnyskeleton

Could I put this to public vote:

A) Zooey (from Hitchhikers Guide etc)


Emily (from Bones)
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Both is too obvious a choice, so I suppose the question is if you had to pick one.

Jimbo

Atari Deschanel

Definatly Emily

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Emily Deschanel

Zooey is the best thing ever! (NAP)

trout

Emily Deschanel

Zooey ... for the following reasons.

1) She has a funneh name
2) She is better looking by far
3) She looks ... gamey ... which is horny.
4) You could get more mileage out of Zooey as a name ... rhymes with Gooey, Poo-ey etc. etc

5) In the Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy movie, she wears knee-high cotton socks ... and that gives me the raging horn.

6) And finally ... she was in the Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy movie ... which would tickle me every time we got jiggywiddit :cool:

As a bonus ... you would get the chance to ogle her sister at family outings.

takola

Atari Deschanel

Are wimmins allowed vote here?

trout

Emily Deschanel

takola wrote: »

Are wimmins allowed vote here?

Knock yoreself out. Equal opportunity letching ftw! :cool:

johnnyskeleton

Emily Deschanel

takola wrote: »

Are wimmins allowed vote here?

Everyone with an appreciation for the finer things in life can vote here (provided you vote for Zooey)

EDIT: After seeing which way you voted, no, wimmins most certainly cannot vote in this poll

Tom Dunne

And here was me thinking DesF got his own TV channel.

johnnyskeleton

Emily Deschanel

trout wrote: »

3) She looks ... gamey ... which is horny.

Exactly. May I be the first to offer you one of these thankyou things?

trout

Emily Deschanel

takola wrote: »

Are wimmins allowed vote here?

Oh ... and be prepared for unreconstructed brethren* saying things like "w00t ... I'll be the ham in that sandwich" etc. etc.







like me ... hur hur hur :cool:

Tobias Greeshman

Emily Deschanel

Definitely zooey well she looks much nicer, and met zaphod beeblebrox in person, and because I may want to have sex with her, but for no other reason!!

takola

Atari Deschanel

trout wrote: »

Knock yoreself out. Equal opportunity letching ftw! :cool:

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Everyone with an appreciation for the finer things in life can vote here (provided you vote for Zooey)

I actually have to go for Emily! She's far better looking!

I'm a big fan of the guide and I liked Zooey in it (Therefore I see all of trout's points) but Emily is definitely more attractive imo!

Do I leave now?

johnnyskeleton

Emily Deschanel

takola wrote: »

I actually have to go for Emily! She's far better looking!

I'm a big fan of the guide and I liked Zooey in it (Therefore I see all of trout's points) but Emily is definitely more attractive imo!

Do I leave now?

No, you don't have to leave. You just have to learn to refine your senses. I'll see if I can get some better pictures....



Giggidy.



Giggidy GIGGIDY.


Giggidy Giggidy goo goo goo.

trout

Emily Deschanel

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

I'll see if I can get some better pictures.

/popcorn ... :cool:

Tobias Greeshman

Emily Deschanel

I like this guys thinking he's going for the best of both worlds

takola

Atari Deschanel

Tobias Greeshman wrote: »

I like this guys thinking he's going for the best of both worlds

Ooh! That is such a bad photo of emily though! :eek:

I won't change my mind Johnny, Emily is just hotter!

johnnyskeleton

Emily Deschanel

Tobias Greeshman wrote: »

I like this guys thinking he's going for the best of both worlds

I have to say for such attractive, famous wimmins, they seem to have no problems being pictured with randomers and looking, in Zooey's case, like a startled bunny. All of which adds to their charm I might add.

Zaph

Atari Deschanel

I'm with tak, despite Zooey's H2G2 connections, I have to go for Emily every time.

johnnyskeleton

Emily Deschanel

takola wrote: »

I won't change my mind Johnny, Emily is just hotter!

Yeah, you will. No, she's not.

That said, it's been pretty much even all the way.

Why not post some good picks of Emily, then we'll see where we stand.

Jimbo

Atari Deschanel

Yum.

End of.

takola

Atari Deschanel

Here's a better picture of her!



She's stunning!

When you put it up against a picture of Zooey, for example:



You can't deny emily is hotter!

I suppose it depends on the pic's you get too!

I can't believe they are biologically related.....Emily is so beautiful and Zoey so plain.

The Recliner

Atari Deschanel

Have to vote for Emily

Much better looking imo

johnnyskeleton

Emily Deschanel

Look at that face. How could you say no to that face?

The Recliner

Atari Deschanel

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Look at that face. How could you say no to that face?

I am not saying I would say no, that would be rude but if I had to choose and for the purposes of the pole I did, I would choose Emily

I do think Zooey is cute though

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Emily Deschanel

Moonbaby wrote: »

I can't believe they are biologically related.....Emily is so beautiful and Zoey so plain.

I can't believe they're related either... Emily is just a human while Zooey is a GODDESS!

johnnyskeleton

Emily Deschanel

Crumbs wrote: »

I can't believe they're related either... Emily is just a human while Zooey is a GODDESS!

Well said.

Ginny

Atari Deschanel

I have to say Emily, shes got amazing eyes, plus the job I want...:D

sioda

Atari Deschanel

Gotta be emily here as well she just has that little something

Aisling(",)

Atari Deschanel

emily all the way....id tap that

citytillidie

Atari Deschanel

Going with Emily but either would be fine

ShayK1

Emily Deschanel

does the square jaw on emily not turn ya off a bit??/

I don't like it at all!!!!!

Don1

Emily Deschanel

Emily is alright. I wouldn't deny her of it like, but Zooey, man, there's something about her that just drives me wrong.

takola

Atari Deschanel

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Look at that face. How could you say no to that face?

She's very cute! But cute just doesn't do it for me, Emily is gorgeous!

dr strangelove

Emily Deschanel

Gotta be Zooey, for me.

BobbyD10

Atari Deschanel

jimbo78 wrote: »

Yum.

End of.

Yep gotta agree.

Denis Irwin

Atari Deschanel

Emily for me

star-pants

Emily Deschanel

Zooey - I think she's prettier in a natural way.... like if I could look like one of them - it'd be her

Latchy

All fine looking girls but Emily gets my vote

DJ_Spider

Atari Deschanel

Emily, but of course who am I to be fussy?! 42/m/beergut, get it where I can, so either if they were the last on the planet. But Emily first!

Latchy

DJ_Spider wrote: »

Emily, but of course who am I to be fussy?! 42/m/beergut, get it where I can, so either if they were the last on the planet. But Emily first!

My sentiments exactly:D airbrushed pics or not

Don1

Emily Deschanel

I don't mind that Emily is winning. The more (follish) people think that the more chance I have of swooping in on Zooey!



One can dream......

007IRE

Atari Deschanel

Emily by far:

Mr_Spaceman

Emily Deschanel

Zooey for me.

She's seems more down to earth, fun, kooky and, er, 'playful'.

I reckon Zooey would feel at home down the boozer with a rake of pints.

The other one is probably more high-maintenence. A tidy bit of tackle all the same.

EireIceMan

Emily Deschanel

Zooey in Yes Man, sweeeeet.
Emily, meh, looks too high maintenance.

the groutch

Emily Deschanel

Nuff said

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I am honestly staggered that anybody would find that woman from bones attractive

even more surprised at that than at how many people seem to genuinely enjoy bones as a show.

OU812

Emily looks classier, but Zooey does it for me with her cookie ness & croaky voice & I've seen her sex tape so there's no work it at all...

EireIceMan

Emily Deschanel

OU812 wrote: »

I've seen her sex tape so there's no work it at all...

What??!!

OU812

She recorded a tape back in the 90s when at college for her (at the time) boyfriend..

It's about seven minutes long & she gets fully nude & plays with herself.

It's available online, can't remember where exactly, but it's definitely online - pretty bad quality, but she confirmed it was her , while at the same time speaking about how betrayed she felt

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i had a look for it after I saw you mention it, found nothing except a few pics

very dissapoint