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your new insect overlord is....

  • 15-03-2008 9:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭


    Almighty Cushion.


    please welcome him and make him feel at home, and then abuse him.

    he and nesf wil exchange places as soon as vexorg sorts it out. Almighty Cushion will become a mod in AH, with all benefits allowed to him, and nesf will become a boring old user again.

    hahah!


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I for one welcome our soft furnishing overlord.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,226 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Whaaaaaaaaat?

    I do not belieeeeeve it!

    All hail the Almighty one! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Congrats AC. Here's your new banstick: http://www.elvenforge.com/images/mace_paulchen2.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    In before lock. (assuming Cushion will go power mad and lock threads at random :D)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Oh hail almighty one, and may many a rotund boards.ie user's bottom sit upon thee.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Almighty Cushion.


    please welcome him and make him feel at home, and then abuse him.

    he and nesf wil exchange places as soon as vexorg sorts it out. Almighty Cushion will become a mod in AH, with all benefits allowed to him, and nesf will become a boring old user again.

    hahah!

    After that business with the Spanish Inquisition...?!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Christ Almighty!

    What was that I said about "no such thing as bad publicity" Almighty?

    Ha. Prepare to be forumly molested. a ha ha ha....


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    javaboy wrote: »
    In before lock. (assuming Cushion will go power mad and lock threads at random :D)
    Nope, no random thread lockings. Tuesdays will be random bannings day, though. Every Tuesday I will randomly ban a random amount of people for a random amount of time. Should be fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    The sensible choice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    strangelove.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Congrats!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Karoma wrote: »
    The sensible choice.

    But, like, he has a bebo...


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Karoma wrote: »
    The sensible choice.
    I'd consider that personal abuse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Nope, no random thread lockings. Tuesdays will be random bannings day, though. Every Tuesday I will randomly ban a random amount of people for a random amount of time. Should be fun.

    How about instead of entirely random bannings, you have a certain word each day and anyone who posts it is banned? You could have a sticky saying what today's word is. Might I suggest we start with ROFLCOPTERLMAO? .....(from tomorrow obviously ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    I'd consider that personal abuse.

    Arguing with a mod is a bannable offence. You're not in power yet buddy. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    nesf wrote: »
    Arguing with a mod is a bannable offence. You're not in power yet buddy. ;)


    Macbeth..........


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    javaboy wrote: »
    How about instead of entirely random bannings, you have a certain word each day and anyone who posts it is banned? You could have a sticky saying what today's word is. Might I suggest we start with ROFLCOPTERLMAO? .....(from tomorrow obviously ;)
    That sounds like a plan. Obviously the bans will be permanent and will apply retrospectively.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    nesf wrote: »
    Arguing with a mod is a bannable offence. You're not in power yet buddy. ;)
    You won't be one for much longer. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Congrats Mr. Cushion :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

    I'll just sit over here and imply discrimination because you didnt vote for the American candidate :)

    Dont you even care how this will affect the Space Time Continuum? You're changing the future! This could go bad


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Welcome aboard.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    bronte wrote: »
    Congrats Mr. Cushion :D
    That's mr cushion to y........ eh, never mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Congrats almighty one. Once I saw you volunteer your services I had a feeling this would be the outcome!

    Looking forward to your first banning (as long as it's not me of course!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    nesf wrote: »
    But, like, he has a bebo...
    Well, had I been informed earlier...
    nesf wrote: »
    Arguing with a mod is a bannable offence. You're not in power yet buddy. ;)

    I reckon the admins might get pissy if I do it more than once...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    You won't be one for much longer. :)

    Don't tempt me... :p




    Btw, if anyone has any abuse they'd like to lay on him, now's your chance...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    You're not as fluffy as you think. And if you wanna be a Mr. Cushion, Im gonna call you a Mystery Cusion. What are you hiding behind that yellow throw anyway? Shady dealings, if you ask me.


    *sits on cushion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    nesf wrote: »
    Btw, if anyone has any abuse they'd like to lay on him, now's your chance...

    Have we got your permission to knock the stuffing out of him? :o I'll get me coat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Say goodbye to the rest of your life. :) Congrats, good choice. Don't let them break you down like they did me. :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    *lays low*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Quick question, just so I know.

    Are almighty cushions slang for boobs? Or does it refer to something else? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Nice one!

    Living up to the moniker by collecting ever more coke, hookers and power!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    You wouldnt see a black muslim cushion become a mod >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    watna wrote: »
    Quick question, just so I know.

    Are almighty cushions slang for boobs? Or does it refer to something else? :)
    No, you got it in one, he's exercising to try to reduce them though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    No, you got it in one, he's exercising to try to reduce them though.

    Do they give him a sore back? It must be hard to carry such almighty cushions around.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    DaveMcG.


    please welcome him and make him feel at home, and then abuse him.

    Fixed.

    I look forward to crushing you all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Fixed.

    I look forward to crushing you all.

    I'll remember that if I ever post in the No Fun forum you moderate ;)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    watna wrote: »
    Quick question, just so I know.

    Are almighty cushions slang for boobs? Or does it refer to something else? :)
    I created my own cult a few years ago and the almighty cushion was it's god. And yes, that is a true story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    bebo, god complex, boobs... it's another ****ing Tar.A


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    congrats AC, i take it all back, it wasn't me, honest

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Karoma wrote: »
    bebo, god complex, boobs... it's another ****ing Tar.A

    lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    congratumalashuns AC


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I created my own cult a few years ago and the almighty cushion was it's god. And yes, that is a true story.

    blasphemer; im gonna tell the flying spaghetti monster on you :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Karoma wrote: »
    bebo, god complex, boobs... it's another ****ing Tar.A
    Nah.
    AC like the hot beef injection.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Terry wrote: »
    Nah.
    AC like the hot beef injection.

    ?I dont want to be sunk by his pink torpedo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,999 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Fair play AC.

    Talk about bun-cakes, AC's got 'em


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    D.T. Jesus wrote: »
    Fair play AC.

    Talk about bun-cakes, AC's got 'em

    Going out of my mind, how can I leave this behind.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Going out of my mind, how can I leave this behind.

    AC fits AH like a flesh tuxedo.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    SDooM wrote: »
    AC fits AH like a flesh tuxedo.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside yore ma's tights, yeah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Just remember who made ya famous AC.

    It was me.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055180441


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Huzzah!! :D


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