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your new insect overlord is....

  • 15-03-2008 09:40PM
    #1
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭


    Almighty Cushion.


    please welcome him and make him feel at home, and then abuse him.

    he and nesf wil exchange places as soon as vexorg sorts it out. Almighty Cushion will become a mod in AH, with all benefits allowed to him, and nesf will become a boring old user again.

    hahah!


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  • #2
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I for one welcome our soft furnishing overlord.


  • #3
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,227 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Whaaaaaaaaat?

    I do not belieeeeeve it!

    All hail the Almighty one! :p


  • #4
    cornbb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Congrats AC. Here's your new banstick: http://www.elvenforge.com/images/mace_paulchen2.jpg


  • #5
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    In before lock. (assuming Cushion will go power mad and lock threads at random :D)


  • #6
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Oh hail almighty one, and may many a rotund boards.ie user's bottom sit upon thee.


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  • #7
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,778 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    WhiteWashMan wrote: »
    Almighty Cushion.


    please welcome him and make him feel at home, and then abuse him.

    he and nesf wil exchange places as soon as vexorg sorts it out. Almighty Cushion will become a mod in AH, with all benefits allowed to him, and nesf will become a boring old user again.

    hahah!

    After that business with the Spanish Inquisition...?!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #8
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Christ Almighty!

    What was that I said about "no such thing as bad publicity" Almighty?

    Ha. Prepare to be forumly molested. a ha ha ha....


  • #9
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    javaboy wrote: »
    In before lock. (assuming Cushion will go power mad and lock threads at random :D)
    Nope, no random thread lockings. Tuesdays will be random bannings day, though. Every Tuesday I will randomly ban a random amount of people for a random amount of time. Should be fun.


  • #10
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    The sensible choice.


  • #11
    iFight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    strangelove.gif


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  • #12
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Congrats!


  • #13
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Karoma wrote: »
    The sensible choice.

    But, like, he has a bebo...


  • #14
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Karoma wrote: »
    The sensible choice.
    I'd consider that personal abuse.


  • #15
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Nope, no random thread lockings. Tuesdays will be random bannings day, though. Every Tuesday I will randomly ban a random amount of people for a random amount of time. Should be fun.

    How about instead of entirely random bannings, you have a certain word each day and anyone who posts it is banned? You could have a sticky saying what today's word is. Might I suggest we start with ROFLCOPTERLMAO? .....(from tomorrow obviously ;)


  • #16
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    I'd consider that personal abuse.

    Arguing with a mod is a bannable offence. You're not in power yet buddy. ;)


  • #17
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    nesf wrote: »
    Arguing with a mod is a bannable offence. You're not in power yet buddy. ;)


    Macbeth..........


  • #18
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    javaboy wrote: »
    How about instead of entirely random bannings, you have a certain word each day and anyone who posts it is banned? You could have a sticky saying what today's word is. Might I suggest we start with ROFLCOPTERLMAO? .....(from tomorrow obviously ;)
    That sounds like a plan. Obviously the bans will be permanent and will apply retrospectively.


  • #19
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    nesf wrote: »
    Arguing with a mod is a bannable offence. You're not in power yet buddy. ;)
    You won't be one for much longer. :)


  • #20
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Congrats Mr. Cushion :D


  • #21
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

    I'll just sit over here and imply discrimination because you didnt vote for the American candidate :)

    Dont you even care how this will affect the Space Time Continuum? You're changing the future! This could go bad


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  • #22
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Welcome aboard.


  • #23
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    bronte wrote: »
    Congrats Mr. Cushion :D
    That's mr cushion to y........ eh, never mind.


  • #24
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Congrats almighty one. Once I saw you volunteer your services I had a feeling this would be the outcome!

    Looking forward to your first banning (as long as it's not me of course!)


  • #25
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    nesf wrote: »
    But, like, he has a bebo...
    Well, had I been informed earlier...
    nesf wrote: »
    Arguing with a mod is a bannable offence. You're not in power yet buddy. ;)

    I reckon the admins might get pissy if I do it more than once...


  • #26
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    You won't be one for much longer. :)

    Don't tempt me... :p




    Btw, if anyone has any abuse they'd like to lay on him, now's your chance...


  • #27
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    You're not as fluffy as you think. And if you wanna be a Mr. Cushion, Im gonna call you a Mystery Cusion. What are you hiding behind that yellow throw anyway? Shady dealings, if you ask me.


    *sits on cushion.


  • #28
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    nesf wrote: »
    Btw, if anyone has any abuse they'd like to lay on him, now's your chance...

    Have we got your permission to knock the stuffing out of him? :o I'll get me coat


  • #29
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Say goodbye to the rest of your life. :) Congrats, good choice. Don't let them break you down like they did me. :/


  • #30
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    *lays low*


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  • #31
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Quick question, just so I know.

    Are almighty cushions slang for boobs? Or does it refer to something else? :)


  • #32
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Nice one!

    Living up to the moniker by collecting ever more coke, hookers and power!


  • #33
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    You wouldnt see a black muslim cushion become a mod >_>


  • #34
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    watna wrote: »
    Quick question, just so I know.

    Are almighty cushions slang for boobs? Or does it refer to something else? :)
    No, you got it in one, he's exercising to try to reduce them though.


  • #35
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    No, you got it in one, he's exercising to try to reduce them though.

    Do they give him a sore back? It must be hard to carry such almighty cushions around.


  • #36
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    WhiteWashMan wrote: »
    DaveMcG.


    please welcome him and make him feel at home, and then abuse him.

    Fixed.

    I look forward to crushing you all.


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  • #37
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Fixed.

    I look forward to crushing you all.

    I'll remember that if I ever post in the No Fun forum you moderate ;)


  • #38
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    watna wrote: »
    Quick question, just so I know.

    Are almighty cushions slang for boobs? Or does it refer to something else? :)
    I created my own cult a few years ago and the almighty cushion was it's god. And yes, that is a true story.


  • #39
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    bebo, god complex, boobs... it's another ****ing Tar.A


  • #40
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    congrats AC, i take it all back, it wasn't me, honest

    :D


  • #41
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Karoma wrote: »
    bebo, god complex, boobs... it's another ****ing Tar.A

    lol


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  • #42
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    congratumalashuns AC


  • #43
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    I created my own cult a few years ago and the almighty cushion was it's god. And yes, that is a true story.

    blasphemer; im gonna tell the flying spaghetti monster on you :)


  • #44
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Karoma wrote: »
    bebo, god complex, boobs... it's another ****ing Tar.A
    Nah.
    AC like the hot beef injection.


  • #45
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Terry wrote: »
    Nah.
    AC like the hot beef injection.

    ?I dont want to be sunk by his pink torpedo!


  • #46
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,000 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Fair play AC.

    Talk about bun-cakes, AC's got 'em


  • #47
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    D.T. Jesus wrote: »
    Fair play AC.

    Talk about bun-cakes, AC's got 'em

    Going out of my mind, how can I leave this behind.


  • #48
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Going out of my mind, how can I leave this behind.

    AC fits AH like a flesh tuxedo.


  • #49
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    SDooM wrote: »
    AC fits AH like a flesh tuxedo.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside yore ma's tights, yeah


  • #50
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Just remember who made ya famous AC.

    It was me.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055180441


  • #51
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Huzzah!! :D


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