The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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That's an old costume tbh.

It used to be a certain "king" of "pop" instead of the glitterman.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

That's an old costume tbh.

It used to be a certain "king" of "pop" instead of the glitterman.

I see.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

Charlie

Oh Desmond, did you pinch them from last years Christmas crackers?

monkey9

Are we able to change the colour back to it's normal settings? Boards is nearly unreadable today!

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monkey9 wrote: »

Are we able to change the colour back to it's normal settings? Boards is nearly unreadable today!

click on the first menu option at the top "boards.ie"

go to "change styles"

choose your preferred style.

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charles mate.

roll back the cavalry in that spurs thread.

Frisbee

charlie mchugh wrote: »

The parents are off down the country for the weekend, and have left me in charge of doling out the sweets to the trick or treaters. Will I fcuk Om nyom nyom nyom

+1, not a hope of me giving any kids sweets...

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Frisbee wrote: »

+1, not a hope of me giving any kids sweets...

...packet of sweets, and a cheeky smile...

imo

Frisbee

Problem is I cant pretend there's just no-one in the house coz my dog goes mental every time the fecking doorbell rings. And she'll be barking all night with the fireworks. Good thing I'm not going out tonight...

Kold

Des wrote: »

charles mate.

roll back the cavalry in that spurs thread.

Enjoying that thread, you'd be hard pressed to beat Ronan

Afternoon girls, plans for later?!

Ive narrowed the costume down to Clarke Kent, 2 face, a scrubs uniform or eh Alice in Wonderland which was offered to me by a girl I work with!!

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Clarke Kent?

What, put on a pair of glasses?

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

Hello!

Had to post because I've been dreaming about footballers all morning/afternoon thanks to a Ladies' Lounge thread on same...

Welcome aboard!

U should stick around, no soccer talk in here, just chatter!

Des

Des wrote: »

Clarke Kent?

What, put on a pair of glasses?

Suit, shirt with open buttons, superman t-shirt, glasses. Got my hair cut short tho so cant grease it in the style really...

Necronomicon

Man I'm excited. Love Halloween. Just finished my costume

And.....what is it!?

Necronomicon

Deleted User wrote: »

And.....what is it!?

In the absence of my own photos for now, this!

Frisbee

Necronomicon wrote: »

In the absence of my own photos for now, this!

If you dont put a photo up tomo you'll disappoint me massively. Great costume idea!
Want me to comw with you and through buckets of grease over you all night so you retain that 'just-out-of-the-birthng-pool' look?

Necronomicon

Frisbee wrote: »

If you dont put a photo up tomo you'll disappoint me massively. Great costume idea!
Want me to comw with you and through buckets of grease over you all night so you retain that 'just-out-of-the-birthng-pool' look?

There'll be photos

I would've loved to go to the Boards do tomorrow night, but don't think I could carry all this crap up to Dublin with me!

If I go out as "Alice in Wonderland" there'll be no pics!! Otherwise, there may be pics!

A good one for people is a gladiator. Did it 2 years ago, good fun!

eZe^

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If I go out as "Alice in Wonderland" there'll be no pics!! Otherwise, there may be pics!

I was the mad hatter back in our beautiful rendition of Alice in wonderland back in 2nd class. I pimped it. :P

Necronomicon

Ash from Evil Dead is a great one, and easy enough to do. Did it a couple of years ago, got a nice reception.

Evil Dead.

You going into town tonight eZe^?

eZe^

eZe^ wrote: »

I was the mad hatter back in our beautiful rendition of Alice in wonderland back in 2nd class. I pimped it. :P

Good work! The sillier the better eh!!


Herself is going out tonight as the queen of hearts. You should see the thing she's wearin :eek: Regretting choosing a night out with the lads tonight in hindsight!! :pac:

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Deleted User wrote: »

Herself is going out tonight as the queen of hearts. You should see the thing she's wearin :eek: Regretting choosing a night out with the lads tonight in hindsight!! :pac:

You know the rule lad.

Des

Des wrote: »

You know the rule lad.

Damn straight.

I'm a lads lad Des. But gf in a short short skirt with a tight top and stockings is not something that happens too often..... I'm allowed regret it! :pac:


Ah there's always the drunken booty call!

Necronomicon

Wait...was Des talking about 'Bro's before hoes' or 'Pics or GTFO'?

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Necronomicon wrote: »

Wait...was Des talking about 'Bro's before hoes' or 'Pics or GTFO'?

the second one.

Necronomicon

Necronomicon wrote: »

Wait...was Des talking about 'Bro's before hoes' or 'Pics or GTFO'?

I assumed bros before hoes but now Im not so sure! :pac:


Wwell u can GTFO if u think Im postin pics!

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

I assumed bros before hoes but now Im not so sure! :pac:


Wwell u can GTFO if u think Im postin pics!

I bet she's not even real