The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Nalz

Sherifu wrote: »

Welcome to Asia.

yeah well, i tell u who wrote it

Sherifu

Trilla wrote: »

yeah well, i tell u who wrote it

Who?

kerash

Sherifu wrote: »

Who?

Wha?:pac:

estebancambias

kerash wrote: »

I lol'd at how Doni slaps Panucci's hand away - like a lady!!!:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLj0-Y27Zjs&feature=bz302

Doni just looks funny at all times. He always looks like he hasn't a clue whats going on in the world around him.


This summer is going to be great.....GTA IV....MGS 4, EURO 2008..all in the space of a month.:D:D

Mr Alan

really are ridiculously good.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8oy0nR1Nhw

queue Des saying-"BORING!"

:cool:

but i dont care

Xavi6

FFS you could have at least named who it was in your post. I actually watched 10 seconds before I realised it was them clowns. UNCLEAN!

Mr Alan

Xavi....i used to be like you.....open your mind.....seriously, you'll be suprised at how good they actually are

Unearthly

estebancambias wrote: »

This summer is going to be great.....GTA IV....MGS 4, EURO 2008..all in the space of a month.:D:D

When you put it like that :cool:

I'll also have a job, and money to actually spend on stuff :eek:

kerash

jus to get away from the AH, what sport would you ban thread:mad:
apparently all "soccer" is fully of sissys who are overpaid, saying "eircom league" does not register.....:(

I give up

Unearthly

Topics like that really bring out the ignorant. Majority I bet have never even watched 1 bit of the sport they are bitching about.

Charlie

Unearthly wrote: »

Topics like that really bring out the ignorant. Majority I bet have never even watched 1 bit of the sport they are bitching about.

aka the 'UFC is human cock-fighting' brigade.

GuanYin

Mr Alan wrote: »

Xavi....i used to be like you.....open your mind.....

When you opened your mind, did anything fall out?

It would explain so much.

Peyton Manning

Epic: (best video I could find) I know Xavi will agree with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0085_FUpics

Xavi6

Indeed I will Archi. A quality band

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You know that FHM section, "From the Mouths of Babes"?

Well. And Xavi, you'll like this one.

There I was in my gf's house on Saturday, doing a spot of painting, had the football on, on Today FM.

She wasn't listening, she was too busy commenting on my painting :rolleyes:

So, last night, she says to me, "When you had the football on on Saturday, was there some player called Carlton Cold" (This is an Aussie beer). I started laughing, of course. She further went on to say "I thought that the player was sponsored by the beer company, and they were saying that instead of his name"

:D

Xavi6

ROFL brilliant Des. I hope there was some appropriate face palming from you!

When my missus comes to watch me play football she never ever knows which way my team is shooting. Half the time she thinks we're attacking our own goal. It's feckin hilarious!

GuanYin

Women's magazines are more interesting in that they don't have the space to dedicate to stories about guys mistaking the names of Sex in The City characters. Unfortunately they need all the space for the guys mistook the location of.... stories.

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PSI wrote: »

Women's magazines are more interesting in that they don't have the space to dedicate to stories about guys mistaking the names of Sex in The City characters. Unfortunately they need all the space for the guys mistook the location of.... stories.

Sisters are doing it for themselves.

Hey psi, when this weeks Podcast goes up, give it a listen.

I gave you a shoutout

GuanYin

DesF wrote: »

Hey psi, when this weeks Podcast goes up, give it a listen.

I already did.

I don't know what Kinder Surprise are, I still think you all sound the same (although I can tell your voice now).

I learned that 6th uses profanity every second word.

I gave you a shoutout

I heard.

You said you wouldn't

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More feckin' gah savagery.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/gaelic-football/blue-murder-1353792.html

Uncivilised thuggery.

Xavi6

Indeed. Shocking all round. Played ball at school/club level with both the Dublin lads that were sent. I had a little laugh when I read it.

Sherifu

That'll help Paul Caffrey's argument that Dublin aren't a dirty team. He must be delighted :pac:

Mr Magnolia

DesF wrote: »

You know that FHM section, "From the Mouths of Babes"?

Well. And Xavi, you'll like this one.

There I was in my gf's house on Saturday, doing a spot of painting, had the football on, on Today FM.

She wasn't listening, she was too busy commenting on my painting :rolleyes:

So, last night, she says to me, "When you had the football on on Saturday, was there some player called Carlton Cold" (This is an Aussie beer). I started laughing, of course. She further went on to say "I thought that the player was sponsored by the beer company, and they were saying that instead of his name"

:D

From the Mouths of Babes, love these quotes.

A friend of mine was telling me what the missus said to him the other week:

Him talking to me: I was still in bed and I heard her go out the door to work. Ten seconds later the front door opens again and she shouts up the stairs: "David, why is my car up on blocks?!?"

Mr Alan

PSI wrote: »

When you opened your mind, did anything fall out?

It would explain so much.

PSI, thats not very nice at all

John Mason

Xavi6 wrote: »

ROFL brilliant Des. I hope there was some appropriate face palming from you!

When my missus comes to watch me play football she never ever knows which way my team is shooting. Half the time she thinks we're attacking our own goal. It's feckin hilarious!

:(:(:(:(

Sherifu

irishbird wrote: »

:(:(:(:(

Peyton Manning

DesF wrote: »

You know that FHM section, "From the Mouths of Babes"?

Well. And Xavi, you'll like this one.

There I was in my gf's house on Saturday, doing a spot of painting, had the football on, on Today FM.

She wasn't listening, she was too busy commenting on my painting :rolleyes:

So, last night, she says to me, "When you had the football on on Saturday, was there some player called Carlton Cold" (This is an Aussie beer). I started laughing, of course. She further went on to say "I thought that the player was sponsored by the beer company, and they were saying that instead of his name"

:D

lol. My ex has a very limited knowledge of footie, and we were watching a Fulham match once and David Healy scored. She asked me when did he transfer from Northern Ireland.

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Archimedes wrote: »

My ex has a very limited knowledge of footie

Nice way of putting it I suppose.

My burd knows fúck all. :D (er....about football )

She allegedly has the offside rule memorised by heart, but I got the ketchup, mustard and vinegar bottles out one night, and she declined the chance to demonstrate, so I don't know.

Sherifu

It's not so bad now she has access, she can defend herself. I don't feel bad for her.

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Sherifu wrote: »

It's not so bad now she has access, she can defend herself. I don't feel bad for her.

Feel bad for her.

Her car was outside a garage, and was just nicked, and driven into a wall.

The wall of Tolka bleedin' park, of all places.