The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

lordgoat

So what's everyone's favourite sandwich?

Mine, well one of mine is: white bread, mayo, chicken (usually spicy) peppers, and cheese. Yum. Accompanied by sensation spicy crisps and cadburys turkish delight! Yum again.

GuanYin

Wow and to think I was going to close the thread if it went 5 days with no traffic

The one I get from the local deli, is crab cake, cajun sauce, avocado, lettuce, tomato and egg mayo.

Sherifu

Hard to beat a BLT, mmmm. Lightly toasted of course. PSI: for shame, give it 7 days at least :pac:

Xavi6

None of that mayo or grass sh*t for me. Meat and cheese all the way i.e. footlong BMT with swiss cheese and sweet chilli sauce (toasted). Mmmmmmm.

lordgoat

PSI: Las Vegas wrote: »

Wow and to think I was going to close the thread if it went 5 days with no traffic

The one I get from the local deli, is crab cake, cajun sauce, avocado, lettuce, tomato and egg mayo.

No way, it's here to stay!

And where do you live that your local deli has crab cakes? Your sandwuxh does sound like a force to be recokned with however!

lordgoat

Xavi6 wrote: »

None of that mayo or grass sh*t for me. Meat and cheese all the way i.e. footlong BMT with swiss cheese and sweet chilli sauce (toasted). Mmmmmmm.

I'll agree with you on the lettuce but mayo is the business.

GuanYin

lordgoat wrote: »

And where do you live that your local deli has crab cakes?

Somewhere wonderful.

gucci

Xavi6 wrote: »

None of that mayo or grass sh*t for me. Meat and cheese all the way i.e. footlong BMT with swiss cheese and sweet chilli sauce (toasted). Mmmmmmm.

Man how do you eat that sweet chili sh1t? Its absolutely foul! One of the most disgusting and fake tasting products thats absolutely being dumped on everything everywhere lately! Dont get me wrong, i love chili, just not that sauce.

Best sambo you can make is ham or bacon, with salami, cheese (irish) bit of onion and a sprinkling of tabasco.mmmmmmmmmmmm im hungry now, wish i had some salami in the house (insert salami joke here!)

Peyton Manning

Kick in the balls lads, gather round and I tell ye a heartbreaking tale.

Been going out with the (ex) girlfriend for 3 years, but we broke up last week. So my first proper night on the pull in over 3 years, and I got talkin to this bird in the smoking area of one of the clubs. She was smoking hot, short blonde hair, piercing eyes - quality stuff altogether, I was shocked she was showing interest but naturally I had a few drinks down me and I was playing the cocky f*cker like. Now this bird was up front about everything - extremely suggestive ("I ride horses, but I havent ridden in a few days I need some practise tonight!"). Girls sure have come a long way in 3 years... but anyway one of my mates was chattin up her mate, and her third mate was the designated driver so the 5 of us went out to her car to go to another club. So I was Don Juanning it, giving her a neck massage in the car and everything. Got to the club, found out there was a Formal after party (like a Debs after party). Turns out she knows the bouncer, goes over to try get us in and succeeds. But the designated driver suddenly has to go, and now that me and my mate are broke, is our only way of getting home. So I get this girls number and we're gonna meet up another time. Left it a couple of days, went to text her - lo and f*cking behold, Ive taken down her number wrong and am a digit short.

Like I said....

Kick in the balls lads.

Sherifu

Ouch! Should have gotten her to ring you there and then.

Peyton Manning

Sherifu wrote: »

Ouch! Should have gotten her to ring you there and then.

The amount of 'should have's going through my head mate.... It wouldnt bother me if it was just a normal chick......but this girl was at least a 9, maybe a 9.5....

Xavi6

If she knew the bouncer then why not pop back to the club and have a word with him?

Im_No_Superman

Aw man that sucks! How sure are you that she didnt leave a digit out on purpose!

Peyton Manning

lol Im sure man, she offered her number before I even had the chance to ask. It was while I was up in Belfast - Im home now for Easter holidays but Im thinking of heading back up earlier than expected, see if I can meet her again cos God knows Im doing sweet f*ck all at home here, who knows - might even get some study done up there!

Im_No_Superman

Yeah go for it. Dont talk to me about study, really got to start into that tomorrow!

Xavi6

Study? Ha. Cheat notes FTW. Got me through college.

jank

So did Tiger win again?

lordgoat

Archimedes wrote: »

lol Im sure man, she offered her number before I even had the chance to ask. It was while I was up in Belfast - Im home now for Easter holidays but Im thinking of heading back up earlier than expected, see if I can meet her again cos God knows Im doing sweet f*ck all at home here, who knows - might even get some study done up there!

That is well harsh. keep that piece of paper with her number so if you do run into her again you can say look i was a total idiot (stimpy) and i would have called...

Anyways it's late lordG is officially one year older and now needs his beauty sleeps.

And possibly one of those sandwichs mentioned earlier. and a job. definitiely a job.

ShoulderChip

ho no bets xavi6 will turn up here soon.

Xavi6

ShoulderChip wrote: »

ho no bets xavi6 will turn up here soon.

You called? Work is rather slow today.

MrJoeSoap

jank wrote: »

So did Tiger win again?

Nope!

gucci

Spotted this in the Star today..........spot the guy on the back left :D:D

MrJoeSoap

Hehehe, nice cap buddy.

gucci

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Hehehe, nice cap buddy.

Yeah they all look very german too.....

Fuzzy_Dunlop

Not strictly completely off topic but has anyone seen In Bruges with the slight pop at Spurs?:D Excellent movie by the way

KdjaCL

gucci wrote: »

Spotted this in the Star today..........spot the guy on the back left :D:D

I used to work the guy 2nd left in front row, hes not german :O



kdjac

Mr Alan

playa, i was gonna post the same thing earlier, quality quality film.

nice to see the word **** (cnut) making a few appearances. favourite term of abuse and definately gets too hard a time.

estebancambias

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Hello ladies.

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Story esteban.

Fuzzy_Dunlop

Mr Alan wrote: »

playa, i was gonna post the same thing earlier, quality quality film.

nice to see the word **** (cnut) making a few appearances. favourite term of abuse and definately gets too hard a time.

Ha yeah i know its the exact sort of shit me and my friends would say. I'd actually say the word is becoming more common now in movies, just watched the Departed last night and it crops up a few times too