Top 5 turn offs + ons. men/women

bitemybanger

Offs (in female)
1: noisey eaters
2: Women who constantly txt you:mad:
3: women that are taller that me although hard at 6' 2"
4: Stuck up women that play hard to get:rolleyes:
5: Smokers

Ons
1:Qute girl Whispering in your ear, aaagh man:D
2:suspenders
3:women who are real good looking but arent stuck up thier own h*le
4: physicly fit
5:bit on the wild side;)

Bendihorse

OP, maybe it would be helpful if posters stated their sex so save people reading through the lines

Im Female:

Offs
1:Long Hair - Unforgivable in all circumstances
2:Metrosexuals.
3:Obnoxious men with no manners or no idea what they are
4:Wasters or anyone that smokes cannabis or does any drug on a regular basis.
5:Lack of a sense of humour

Ons
1:Builders, Engineers and all forms of tradesmen (Yummy)
2:Witt, Charm and great personality (Twinkle in eye-Catches me every time)
3:Character and rural background (not a townie)
4:Rugged Appearance with a strong jaw line
5:Someone who is confident, ambitious and strong willed but has the ability to be humble and respectful where it counts.

Susannahmia

OK I cheated but this is as much as I could narrow it down.:D
Offs:
1. Smokers.
2. Feminine looking/ Metrosexuals.
3. Overconfident/ obnoxious
4. Long hair.
5. Stinky or too scruffy.
6. Wasters.
7. Players.
8. Shorter than me.
9. Real skinny.
10. Bad skin/teeth.


Ons
1. Eyes.
2. Strong jawline.
3. Funny.
4. Intelligent.
5. A gentleman.
6. Ambitious.
7. Confident.
8. Affectionate.
9. Protective.
10. Nerdy.

Overheal

Offs
1:Penis.
2:Self-Important bigots
3:Smokers
4:Lesbians
5:Bisexuals

Ons
1:Vagina.
2:Mind Readers, aka. masters of the obvious
3:Cute attitude
4:Nerdiness
5:Curves

Cheeky_gal

Offs ->
1) D4 accent, scum bag anyday
2) Long hair, unless its blonde and resembles a surfer
3) Up his own arse


Ons ->
1) Blonde hair
2) Bitta stubble
3) Smiley
4) Funny
5) Sarcastic
6) Wears one of those highlighter jackets that builders wear....NIIIIIICE

Splinter

i have long hair

offs:
1 - jealous to the point of never leaving me alone
2 - bad hygiene
3 - goes on about herself alot
4 - gets totally legless and annoying
5 - has a laugh that would cut through steel

ons:
1 - smart
2 - easy on the eye
3 - likes long hair (which appears to be tough to find)
4 - independant to not need me 7 days a week
5 - big bright eyes

TEDDYBEAR90

Here are my criteria for men:

Offs

• Guys who buy you presents for no reason
• Cokeheads or guys who smoke hash/general wasters
• unhygienic -i.e the- I - couldn't -be- bothered- to- wash-look
• Pretentious materialistic guys
• controlling guys who wont let you see your friends

Ons

• Well groomed unstubbly look
• guys who are interested in other things than drinking the whole time or getting high
• good listener, takes a genuine interest in you and lets you have some space for your friends
• Funny
• Nice teeth

Irishcrx

"Wasters or anyone that smokes cannabis"

any chance you could explain why to the second part?

For me it would be.
I'm male.

1. Women who are intolerent of others opinions or choices and can't take you for who you are.
2. Facial hair.
3. Stuck up girls.
4. Two faced girls.
5. Drama queens.

On's.

1. Open minded.
2. Open hearted and honest.
3. Quite but with a wild side.
4. Big eyes
5. Able to stand on their own to feet.

phantom_lord

guess I need to get a hair cut

GhostInTheRuins

Yeah same here.

Actually no, screw them.

Niamho!

I'm Female (Hehehe, i nearly wrote "i'm a turn-off")

Turn-offs:
1. Sleaze-ball men. i just hate Sleaze. theres no need.(loads in my job)
2. Cocky Blokes who are just too up their own arse (Luckily i dont go for those anymore)
3. Blokes who have an anwer for everything and dont bother really wanting to know anything about you. (Few and far between thank god)
4. I agree on the posh blokes. just dont do it for me at all...loike.
5. Scrawny. not a fan.

Turn-on's:
1. Facial hair (Stubble) my new thing. i LOVE IT!! (I have new taste in men!)
2. i agree with someoen else on the Workman type jobs. (Electrician, Mechanic....anyone required to wear snickers and havea bit of Dirt here and there.:D)
3. This should be my number one. confidence. theres a thin line between cocky and confident. Wow.
4. Someone who is very laid back...!!
5. someone who can make me laugh but funnily enough i also love it when i can make a bloke laugh too.

phantom_lord

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

Yeah same here.

Actually no, screw them.

I find it creates very polarized opinions, some girls hate it, and other girls appear out of no where and drag me home with them. meh.

Bendihorse

phantom_lord wrote: »

I find it creates very polarized opinions, some girls hate it, and other girls appear out of no where and drag me home with them. meh.

No offence meant lads, just an opinion, no reflection on who you are as a person or anything. Im sure there are plenty of girls that like it and its relatively uncommon so happy days for you

Looks like im out of bounds with everyone so far too because i smoke Its about time i stopped makin excuses and gave up.

moneyman

Turn-offs:
1. Girls that like "bad boys", and then complain about lads being ****s.
2. Smokers.
3. Drug use
4. Being too loud.
5. Easyness.

Turn-ons:
1. Good looking.
2. Funny.
3. Happy.
4. Easy to talk to.
5. Fit body!

Quality

Turn Ons
1 Tall
2 Dark
3 Handsome
4 Loaded
5 Only has eyes for me..




Turn Offs.
1 Infidelity
2 Laziness
3 Red hair
4 Skinny lads
5 Mean fellas

buckfast4me

Offs:
1) girls who are intolerant of drug use (especially hash), and think because its illegal it is dangerous - the same types who drink 10 double vodkas at the weekend and think thats alright. Well I have news for yas - its none of your f**kin business! and if you dont like that you can Geeeeeettttout.

Ons:
1) girls who are tolerant of drug use, and join in the fun (not many of them on this thread)

thats it really.. :eek:

Cokehead Mother

Turn ons - Girls

Depressive
Selfish
Bisexual
Daddy issues
Sleep deprivation

Turn offs - Girls

Innocent
Prudish
Drinks
Older than I am

Turn ons - Lads

Innocent
Happy-go-lucky attitude
Intelligent
Ocassional sociopath
Doesn't value life

Turn offs - Lads

Selfish
Non-versatile
Fat
Small cock
facial hair

phantom_lord

Bendihorse wrote: »

No offence meant lads, just an opinion, no reflection on who you are as a person or anything. Im sure there are plenty of girls that like it and its relatively uncommon so happy days for you

lol, no need to mollify me!

Jesus Wept

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Offs ->
1) D4 accent, scum bag anyday

you never cease to amaze cheeky.
There are only 2 types of people are D4 or scumbags, right?!

megadodge

I'm male.

In no particular order -

Turn Offs.

1. Fat.
2. Smokers.
3. Affected/unnatural accents.
4. Herd mentality ("...but it's in fashion...")
5. Lack of sense of humour / prudishness.
6. Helpless/victim mentality

Turn Ons.

1. Gentleness.
2. Slim body.
3. Calm confidence.
4. Intelligence.
5. Independence.

SheroN

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

Turn ons - Girls

Depressive
Selfish
Bisexual
Daddy issues
Sleep deprivation

Turn offs - Girls

Innocent
Prudish
Drinks
Older than I am

Turn ons - Lads

Innocent
Happy-go-lucky attitude
Intelligent
Ocassional sociopath
Doesn't value life

Turn offs - Lads

Selfish
Non-versatile
Fat
Small cock
facial hair

a/s/l?

ScumLord

Turn ons
1. No sticks
2. Sticky (icky)
3. Nice smell
4. Dried right
5. Get's you really stoned


Turn offs
1. Chicks that don't like weed. :mad:


I'm a plant.

Bendihorse

buckfast4me wrote: »

Offs:
1) girls who are intolerant of drug use (especially hash), and think because its illegal it is dangerous - the same types who drink 10 double vodkas at the weekend and think thats alright.

I dont think hash should be illegal and i dont think its dangerous as such, i have other reasons why i included it in my list and its not because taking it is flouting the law. I wouldnt even class it as a drug TBH, i just dont like the affect it has on people, therefore i find people that smoke it a turnoff. Sames goes for other 'illegal' substances.

buckfast4me

ScumLord wrote: »

Turn ons
1. No sticks
2. Sticky (icky)
3. Nice smell
4. Dried right
5. Get's you really stoned


Turn offs
1. Chicks that don't like weed. :mad:


I'm a plant.

I hear ya brother :cool:

Susannahmia

buckfast4me wrote: »

Offs:
1) girls who are intolerant of drug use (especially hash), and think because its illegal it is dangerous - the same types who drink 10 double vodkas at the weekend and think thats alright. Well I have news for yas - its none of your f**kin business! and if you dont like that you can Geeeeeettttout.

:

I'm not that intolerant of an odd toke but I can see why some girls might not want to get with a regular user for fear that it might go too far. For example my uncle became cannabis dependant and turned into a useless selfish heap of s***. My cousin smoked a lot of hash and ended up having really bad psychotic episodes, (which have included him wielding swords and driving the wrong way down the motorway!) if he even has a few pulls now he goes psycho.

ibh

Bendihorse wrote: »

OP, maybe it would be helpful if posters stated their sex so save people reading through the lines

Im Female:

Offs
1:Long Hair - Unforgivable in all circumstances
2:Metrosexuals.
3:Obnoxious men with no manners or no idea what they are
4:Wasters or anyone that smokes cannabis or does any drug on a regular basis.
5:Lack of a sense of humour

Ons
1:Builders, Engineers and all forms of tradesmen (Yummy)
2:Witt, Charm and great personality (Twinkle in eye-Catches me every time)
3:Character and rural background (not a townie)
4:Rugged Appearance with a strong jaw line
5:Someone who is confident, ambitious and strong willed but has the ability to be humble and respectful where it counts.

Damn it.. I'm an Engineer, not a townie, big jaw on me, but long(ish) hair..

ScumLord

ibh wrote: »

Damn it.. I'm an Engineer, not a townie, big jaw on me, but long(ish) hair..

You where so close to being sexy.

phantom_lord

The-Rigger wrote: »

you never cease to amaze cheeky.
There are only 2 types of people are D4 or scumbags, right?!

culchies too ldo

ibh

ScumLord wrote: »

You where so close to being sexy.

Ah well.. There but for the grace of god.....


1. Women who are intolerent of others opinions or choices and can't take you for who you are.
2. Facial hair.
3. Stuck up girls.
4. Two faced girls.
5. Drama queens.
6. Smokers
7. Fat Chicks
8.Funny Teeth


Turnoffs.

1. Honesty
2. Open hearted and honest.
3. Quite but with a wild side.
4. Big eyes
5. Able to stand on their own to feet.

PullMyFinger!

Turn Offs

Up her own hole

Money driven

Ugly (as in "whooaaa moma!" ugly)

Bad hygiene

Insecure/crazy (one usually leads to another or vice versa)


Turn Ons

Great face/smile/boobs

Usually smiling/in good form

an "out there" sense of humour

Smart/easy to talk to

Neither a Howeya/or a D4 drama queen, just a nice normal background thank you

Cokehead Mother

I'll never understand men like you, PullMyFinger.

dionsiseire

TEDDYBEAR90 wrote: »

Here are my criteria for men:

Offs

• Guys who buy you presents for no reason
• Cokeheads or guys who smoke hash/general wasters
• unhygienic -i.e the- I - couldn't -be- bothered- to- wash-look
• Pretentious materialistic guys
• controlling guys who wont let you see your friends

Ons

• Well groomed unstubbly look
• guys who are interested in other things than drinking the whole time or getting high
• good listener, takes a genuine interest in you and lets you have some space for your friends
• Funny
• Nice teeth

I was so close

Off to the dentist with me

LadyJ

Turn offs:

Guys who are saps and think that because I have pale skin and am wearing black that I am a goth/must be weird and also into heavy metal.

Turn ons:

Guys who aren't saps and who get that some people who live in Ireland don't have a tan and just because someone is wearing a black dress and has pale skin does not make them a goth/weird/into heavy metal music.

Cokehead Mother

LadyJ wrote: »

Turn offs:

Guys who are saps and think that because I have pale skin and am wearing black that I am a goth/must be weird and also into heavy metal.

Turn ons:

Guys who aren't saps and who get that some people who live in Ireland don't have a tan and just because someone is wearing a black dress and has pale skin does not make them a goth/weird/into heavy metal music.

Wow you have really low standards.

Hot.

PullMyFinger!

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

I'll never understand men like you, PullMyFinger.

Explain

Voodu Child

Bendihorse wrote: »

3:.... rural background

Ive a photo of me with some fields behind, would that do?

LadyJ

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

Wow you have really low standards.

Hot.

Oh there's a whole nother filter once you get past that I'm afraid!

Raspberry

Turn Offs in a guy.
1.Fat
2.Arrogance
3.Nerdy
4.Bogger Accents

Turn Ons in a guy.
1.Long Hair
2.Skinny
3.Attractive face
4.Nice arse.
5.Dark sense of humor.
6.Willingness to experiment sexually or with drugs.

Earthhorse

I'm a guy in no particular order.

Turn offs:

1) Taller than me.
2) Smaller than me.
3) Exact same height as me.
4) Exact same width as me.
5) Has deep and profund personality disorder in which she thinks she is me.

Turn ons:

See above.

Miss Fluff

Turn Offs:
Tight with money
Lazy
Stupid (especially if they are a pretty boy)
Pretty Boys
Bogger accents
Bad teeth/poor personal hygiene

Turn Ons:
Funny
Adventurous
More Intelligent than me
Big dick and knows what to do with it
Kind
Dark eyes and strong jaw

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

LadyJ wrote: »

Turn offs:

Guys who are saps and think that because I have pale skin and am wearing black that I am a goth/must be weird and also into heavy metal.

Turn ons:

Guys who aren't saps and who get that some people who live in Ireland don't have a tan and just because someone is wearing a black dress and has pale skin does not make them a goth/weird/into heavy metal music.

isn't that like wearing a nurses uniform, and then saying "i hate guys who assume i'm a nurse just because i wear these clothes"?

buckfast4me

Raspberry wrote: »

Turn Ons in a guy.
1.Long Hair
2.Skinny
3.Attractive face
4.Nice arse.
5.Dark sense of humor.
6.Willingness to experiment sexually or with drugs.

Hey baby :cool:

calahans

I'm a guy

Turn Ons

Sophisticated
Slim
Intelligent
Confident (Not too much)
Funny

Turn Offs

Fat
Stupid
Posh Dublin (Some D4 women think they are generally amazing :rolleyes: )
Bad breath
Non Drinker

Cheeky_gal

The-Rigger wrote: »

you never cease to amaze cheeky.

Ah my friend is back!

LadyJ

Roundtower2 wrote: »

isn't that like wearing a nurses uniform, and then saying "i hate guys who assume i'm a nurse just because i wear these clothes"?

No. Plenty of people wear black. I don't wear gothy black clothes, just general black. Most of the time they're quite modern, fashionable dresses/outfits. I would only think someone looked gothy if they had corsets and goth-style stuff on. Not just because they wore black.

Also, people think I wear pale makeup to make myself look paler but I just wear makeup that matches my skin tone. If I didn't, I'd look orange. However, I actually had a taxi driver once tell me I'd look better if I rubbed "that white sh!t" off my face. I then showed him my white arms and explained that my makeup was called "Porceline".....

Lola123

I'm a girl

Turn offs in men....
Selfishness
Tight with money
Lazy
Does drugs
Controlling/possessive
Too muscly or too skinny
shaved head/bald
short
doesn't get sarcasm
Loads of "issues".
Someone who can't spell (typos are of course allowed)

Turn on's...
Tall
Ambitious
Adventurous
Smart
Funny
Confident
Romantic but not soppy
Caring
Open minded

monkeyfudge

LadyJ wrote: »

Also, people think I wear pale makeup to make myself look paler but I just wear makeup that matches my skin tone. If I didn't, I'd look orange. However, I actually had a taxi driver once tell me I'd look better if I rubbed "that white sh!t" off my face. I then showed him my white arms and explained that my makeup was called "Porceline".....

I've never understood the appeal of trying to look like you've been working in the fields all day.

Pale skin all the way please... doesn't have to be associated with any particular music or lifestyle... in the same way that I have long hair but don't actually listen to any 'heavy' music....

Diarmsquid

I'm a guy.

Turn offs:
1. Bad hygiene
2. Constant texters
3. Short hair
4. Up-their-own-arse girls
5. Girls who brag about how drunk they get

Turn ons:
1. The D4 thing (minus the overdoing it on the fake tan)
2. Nice smile
3. Girls with character
4. A bit of a wild side
5. Understanding

RoyalMarine

question for all ladies who say they dont like long hair,
mine is about 3" long and its spikey. i mean directly up from my head.. is that wrong?

im male

1. turn off's: being langers.
2. heavy girls. sorry!
3. really stupid girls who think looks will carry them for life.
4. lack of hygeine.
5. boring girls who like to drink and talk 24/7

turn on's



1. ambition and conifence to succeed.
2. sporty and physically fit
3. intellegence
4. clear complexion
5. likes to debate

starlight07

Im a girl.. who smokes.. damn from readin the thread I really gotta give up!!!

Turn offs-

1) Townies, skanger bangers, blokes who drive modified Puntos etc
2) Lack of goals/ aims in life
3) Short, fat or bald
4) No sense of humour/ too worried about what others think
5) Neediness

Turn ons

1) Guys with dark mid length hair, rocker types:P
2) Outgoing and confident but not cocky or a player
3) Spontanious
4) Straightforward (as in they mean what they say)
5) Guys who are romantic, in a cute kinda way, Cause its the little things that count

shell63

I'm female

Turn Offs
To put it politely, when they're not the brightest...
Skinny
Only interests drink and drugs
Cocky
Bull****ter

Turn Ons
Smart and knowledgable (not just I can add up the weights of drugs really quickly smart )
Being passionate about something
Strong (Being stronger than me wouldn't be hard!)
Quick wit
Sincerity