Are knackers/scumbags self-aware? And any Boardsie skangers around?

tech77

Feel free to merge with other skanger thread but I thought it was worth a new thread. So: 1. Are knackers/scumbags generally self-aware? 2. If so, any self-professed (even proud?) Boardsie knackers/skangers?

ClassicDisaster

Definatly proud. my example, the age old quote "u givin me cheeeeek!"

galwayrush

Most of them can't read ,so they don't even know they are Skangers.

AckwelFoley

Does a monkey know hes a monkey?

OrlaBarry

They are all stupid. Probably driving around in their Toyota hi Aces and Daewoo Antaras.

Idiots.

flanum

i genuinely honestly dont think they are actually aware that they are skangers.
i mean when they walk down a street and they see another skanger, do they not think "fcuk me, that cnuts dressed exactly the same as me and he looks completely skangery!"!

OrlaBarry

flanum wrote: »

i genuinely honestly dont think they are actually aware that they are skangers.
i mean when they walk down a street and they see another skanger, do they not think "fcuk me, that cnuts dressed exactly the same as me and he looks completely skangery!"!

Probably not.

chopperbyrne

The Skangernet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skangernet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

flanum

few good explanations and descriptions here :
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scanger

keen

flanum wrote: »

i genuinely honestly dont think they are actually aware that they are skangers.
i mean when they walk down a street and they see another skanger, do they not think "fcuk me, that cnuts dressed exactly the same as me and he looks completely skangery!"!

No they think to themselves he's dressed like me he's probably as mad as me I won't start anything I'll wait for the fat **** with the slipknot hoody to walk by.

tech77

chopperbyrne wrote: »

The Skangernet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skangernet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

LOL

tech77

flanum wrote: »

few good explanations and descriptions here : http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scanger

That's good stuff.
Gave me a good laugh.
"First discovered by Trinity Professor Michael J. Bryan outside a McDonalds"- fcuking class.

flanum

skangers have a sense of humour too:
http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1043429-The_Finglas_Bicycle-Dublin.jpg

Collie D

flanum wrote: »

skangers have a sense of humour too:
http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1043429-The_Finglas_Bicycle-Dublin.jpg

That's not humour, that's his job. He's putting a claim in on the back of that photo

Terry

LOL I'm more sophisticated than you.
Please adore me and heap praise upon me.