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Get 'em out for the wimmens!...

  • 03-03-2008 9:12pm
    #1
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭


    Your beer belly's that is!..

    Here's Mairt's attempt at feeding his gut...

    I title this pic "Sunshine & beer - heaven on earth".

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  • #2
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Ummm ... lovely ... are you nearly nekkid in ALL yore pictures ... or just the ones you post here ?

    Dirt of you posting a pic like that on a day when I got snowed on :cool:

    Anyway ... there isn't a wide angle lens invented that can capture my gut in all it's glory. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.


  • #3
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Mairt = attention whore


    :D

    Ok, I've just remembered how big Mairt actually is. :eek:


    Smashey?


  • #4
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Mairt = attention whore


    :D

    Ok, I've just remembered how big Mairt actually is. :eek:


    Smashey?

    It seems EVERYONE on the Internet is 6 foot 8, or built like a brick sh1thouse ... I feel, quite delicate now .. all 20 stone of me :rolleyes:

    Oh yeah ... Brother Tom Dunne ... you would be well qualified to speak of attention whores now ... wouldn't you ? Yore quite shameless on the dancefloor. ;)


  • #5
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    trout wrote: »
    Oh yeah ... Brother Tom Dunne ... you would be well qualified to speak of attention whores now ... wouldn't you ? Yore quite shameless on the dancefloor. ;)

    Beware of the green-eyed monster, Brother Trout.

    You would not be the first Brother to wish he had moves like me.

    Besides, the wimmins love a smooth mover.


  • #6
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Less talk, more gut. :D


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  • #7
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Besides, the wimmins love a smooth mover.
    As I can testify to!


  • #8
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Beware of the green-eyed monster, Brother Trout.

    You would not be the first Brother to wish he had moves like me.

    Besides, the wimmins love a smooth mover.

    I have no ego ... so I don't know what it is like to be jealous *ahem*

    I concur ... the wimmins do love a smooth mover ... bear in mind, I think I am the only Brother to have lured nekkid wimmins over from the Ladies Lounge, just by the power of suggestion, what I like to call "the International Language of Love" and some pelvic thrust propelled pheromones from my oiled and sweaty thong.

    Oh Yeah! :cool:


  • #9
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Less talk, more gut. :D

    I was thinking the same, get the bloody belly's out lads!.


  • #10
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    trout wrote: »
    I concur ... the wimmins do love a smooth mover ...

    Here's the proof
    Cathooo wrote: »
    ah Des, the dancing legend


  • #11
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Less talk, more gut. :D
    Mairt wrote: »
    I was thinking the same, get the bloody belly's out lads!.

    OK ... you asked for it. Behold the Belly of trout :D

    Warning ... NSFW ... in fact, NSF anywhere really ... squeamish or nervous people should look away now.


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  • #12
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    trout wrote: »
    OK ... you asked for it. Behold the Belly of trout :D
    :eek: I think I'm blind.... help....

    I wouldn't have thought it though trout - you dance so well ;)


  • #13
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    trout wrote: »
    OK ... you asked for it. Behold the Belly of trout :D

    Warning ... NSFW ... in fact, NSF anywhere really ... squeamish or nervous people should look away now.

    Holy sweet baby Jesus, Mods delete this thread.


  • #14
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Jesus its like its looking at me....*shudder*


  • #15
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    star-pants wrote: »
    :eek: I think I'm blind.... help....

    I wouldn't have thought it though trout - you dance so well ;)
    Mairt wrote: »
    Holy sweet baby Jesus, Mods delete this thread.

    They say the camera adds about 10 pounds ... clearly my camera is faulty ... it has added at least 10 stone :(

    And the flash makes my smooth alabaster skin look pale and clammy ... it's not like that in reality. Anyone who wants a closer look can show up at the next beers, and buy me a pint. Otherwise, I'll get my belly out. :)


  • #16
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Brother Trout, while I respect you as a senior member of BGRH, I must warn you that the picture of your gut pales into insignificance in comparison to this:
    (just to repeat the warning to those of a nervous disposition, this may not be for you)


  • #17
    B00MSTICK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,917 ✭✭✭B00MSTICK


    When you due trout? ;)


  • #18
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Brother Tom is a Man-Wookie?
    :D


  • #19
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    Brother Tom is a Man-Wookie?
    :D

    No, that's just a man.


  • #20
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    No, that's just a man.

    It doesn't count if you use conditioner or Grecian 2000 on yore belly hair :)

    Less talk ... more guts !


  • #21
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    /me faints!


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  • #22
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Jules wrote: »
    /me faints!


    You wouldn't be the first woman to faint at the sight of a semi-clad Tom Dunne.


  • #23
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    It's the hair that's getting to me lol...


  • #24
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    star-pants wrote: »
    It's the hair that's getting to me lol...

    Real men don't wax :D


  • #25
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    star-pants wrote: »
    It's the hair that's getting to me lol...
    :eek:

    Srsly?

    You don't want to see mine then.


  • #26
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    DesF wrote: »
    :eek:

    Srsly?

    You don't want to see mine then.

    You, of all people, know the rule. Pics or it doesn't exist :cool:


  • #27
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Men of BGRH all i can say is those guts are legend.


    Be proud of your guts! Real men don't wax imo.

    I think it's very very unlikely we will see a similar Get your D cups out. So fair play to men!


  • #28
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    themadchef wrote: »
    I think it's very very unlikely we will see a similar Get your D cups out. So fair play to men!

    Oh yes. A "Get yore D Cups" out thread would be crude and sexist ... unless it was the Brothers getting their D Cups out :eek::eek:


  • #29
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Hey Des has his Cans pics!


  • #30
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    trout wrote: »
    Oh yes. A "Get yore D Cups" out thread would be crude and sexist ... unless it was the Brothers getting their D Cups out :eek::eek:

    So you want a wimmins 'get your guts' out?..... probably less hairy though...

    (in saying that Mairts' looks rather smooth :D )


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  • #31
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    star-pants wrote: »

    (in saying that Mairts' looks rather smooth :D )

    Maybe I should retract that real men don't wax comment


  • #32
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    star-pants wrote: »
    So you want a wimmins 'get your guts' out?..... probably less hairy though...

    It would take a braver man than me to suggest wimmins posting pictures of their guts up on the Interwebs ... even the feisty regulars here would balk at that ... or would they :cool:

    Of course ... I could always post a close up of my own tub of lard again ... zooming in on the stretch marks :o


  • #33
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    trout wrote: »
    even the feisty regulars here would balk at that ... or would they :cool:

    The million dollar question ;)


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I had forgetten they came in wooly mammoth too....hhmm maybe there is a reason to keep living afterall.


  • #35
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    beer_belly.jpg


  • #36
    Jackz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭Jackz


    god damn I heard of hairy backs but that much on the front.


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  • #37
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    trout wrote: »
    It would take a braver man than me to suggest wimmins posting pictures of their guts up on the Interwebs ...


    Mairt goes where angels fear to thread..

    Ladies - BELLY'S - Get 'em out..


  • #38
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Wow, I should not have looked at this thread so early in the morning. Tom Dunne made me!

    Boys, those guts are, em, impressive!


  • #39
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    watna wrote: »
    Wow, I should not have looked at this thread so early in the morning. Tom Dunne made me!

    Boys, those guts are, em, impressive!

    Of course, if you want to see it for real.......


  • #40
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    :eek:

    All these manly hairy men! *swoons*


  • #41
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Of course, if you want to see it for real.......

    no,no, you're alright!

    Lucy Lu might get jealous too. (must think of other excuses!)


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  • #42
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Of course, if you want to see it for real.......

    Smooooooooooooooth Tom, smoooooooth. :cool:


  • #43
    Mister Fister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Mister Fister


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Brother Trout, while I respect you as a senior member of BGRH, I must warn you that the picture of your gut pales into insignificance in comparison to this:
    (just to repeat the warning to those of a nervous disposition, this may not be for you)

    GAHHH!!!! MINE EYEZZZZ!!!!!


  • #44
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Mairt wrote: »
    Ladies - BELLY'S - Get 'em out..

    *ponders* ......


  • #45
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    star-pants wrote: »
    *ponders* ......

    The question is, could the brothers handle the belly AND the starpants?

    Could Boards.ie handle it?


  • #46
    citytillidie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,490 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    The question is, could the brothers handle the belly AND the starpants?

    Could Boards.ie handle it?


    Well we seen the star pants now all we need to see is star pants in the star pants

    ******



  • #47
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    citytillidie wrote: »
    Well we seen the star pants now all we need to see is star pants in the star pants

    roll on friday night:D:D:D


  • #48
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    jsb wrote: »
    roll on friday night:D:D:D

    Don't forget cameras, especially since I won't be there. ;)


  • #49
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Don't forget cameras, especially since I won't be there. ;)

    sorry you know the rule, what goes on at the beers stays at the beers (even if you are the mod).;) It was your choice to go to the states not ours


  • #50
    citytillidie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,490 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Nor me :(

    ******



  • #51
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    The question is, could the brothers handle the belly AND the starpants?
    Could Boards.ie handle it?
    I thought it was just a belly shot?
    citytillidie wrote: »
    Well we seen the star pants now all we need to see is star pants in the star pants
    jsb wrote: »
    roll on friday night:D:D:D
    It was requested that I wear the rocketship undercrackers.... are people changing their mind?


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