The Pun appreciation thread!

oobydooby

Hill Billy wrote: »

I feel more sheep/wool puns looming.

baaaad ones probably:( Although I might get lambasted for saying that.

pseudonym1

Sheer - ewe may as well

JP Liz

A woman tried to fix a problem she had with her breasts. The problem was they usually flopped over her shoulders when she least expected them to. Using a strap she managed to temporarily keep her breasts down, but the plan eventually failed because it all went tits up.


Old teachers never die
They continue to live with class

tenandtracer

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Sheer - ewe may as well

Might have RAMifications though

pseudonym1

Sheep thrills - just vet em first!

tenandtracer

We'll have a go at some more!

Ah! a flock of baaad sheep puns

pseudonym1

Musnt kid or foal around is it sheep or goats or all animals!?

oobydooby

JP Liz wrote: »

Old teachers never die
They continue to live with class

meh... old sheep never age;
They keep their good looks,
Their rugged good looks.

The Hill Billy

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Musnt kid or foal around is it sheep or goats or all animals!?

Hay! Don't have a cow dude.

pseudonym1

Some cows produce offspring, some not... its a quetion to calf or calf not

bazwaldo

Hill Billy wrote: »

Hay! Don't have a cow dude.

Yeah, very mooooooody.

pseudonym1

I was givin this all d heifer I had

bazwaldo

I think the farm puns are over dung

pseudonym1

cow jokes take time need to hear em 3 times to stomach them

The Hill Billy

Yeah, I herd that too.

pseudonym1

At 1st thought it udderly ridiculous.

The Hill Billy

You're milking it for all it's worth now.

Al_Fernz

This thread has gone sour from the amount of duplicate puns in it.

Al_Fernz

I has sex while camping last weekend and would highly recommend it. It's intense.

dak

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Some cows produce offspring, some not... its a quetion to calf or calf not

Show some respect for the people of calf en!

tenandtracer

Al_Fernz wrote: »

This thread has gone sour from the amount of duplicate puns in it.

Charolais we could move on to a new topic

dak

Al_Fernz wrote: »

I has sex while camping last weekend and would highly recommend it. It's intense.

Hope your intent was not camp !

dak

tenandtracer wrote: »

Charolais we could move on to a new topic

Here Here herford ! Had to put on a Jersy cas I was Fresian!

Al_Fernz

I'm no bender tent. That remark really yurt.

Just to tell everybody it was a female.....and I made sure to wear a con-dome!

Supertech

Whoops - missed many posts ....

oobydooby

Al_Fernz wrote: »

I has sex while camping last weekend and would highly recommend it. It's intense.

I got lucky in the barber's the other day. It was a bit hairy...

murser

A new German apprentice light house keeper hears a massage from an english ship in distress

English Ship: Mayday, mayday we are sinking!!
German Lighthouse keeper : What are you sinking about?

pseudonym1

Sea this is the new topic or should that be wave!?

tenandtracer

I haven't a n'ocean