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The Pun appreciation thread!

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  • #752
    oobydooby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭oobydooby


    Hill Billy wrote: »
    I feel more sheep/wool puns looming.

    baaaad ones probably:( Although I might get lambasted for saying that.


  • #753
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Sheer - ewe may as well


  • #754
    JP Liz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,588 ✭✭✭JP Liz


    A woman tried to fix a problem she had with her breasts. The problem was they usually flopped over her shoulders when she least expected them to. Using a strap she managed to temporarily keep her breasts down, but the plan eventually failed because it all went tits up.


    Old teachers never die
    They continue to live with class


  • #755
    tenandtracer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Sheer - ewe may as well

    Might have RAMifications though


  • #756
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Sheep thrills - just vet em first!


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  • #757
    tenandtracer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    We'll have a go at some more!


  • #758
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah! a flock of baaad sheep puns


  • #759
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Musnt kid or foal around is it sheep or goats or all animals!?


  • #760
    oobydooby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭oobydooby


    JP Liz wrote: »
    Old teachers never die
    They continue to live with class

    meh... old sheep never age;
    They keep their good looks,
    Their rugged good looks.


  • #761
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,850 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Musnt kid or foal around is it sheep or goats or all animals!?
    Hay! Don't have a cow dude.


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  • #762
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Some cows produce offspring, some not... its a quetion to calf or calf not


  • #763
    bazwaldo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭bazwaldo


    Hill Billy wrote: »
    Hay! Don't have a cow dude.

    Yeah, very mooooooody.


  • #764
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    I was givin this all d heifer I had


  • #765
    bazwaldo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭bazwaldo


    I think the farm puns are over dung


  • #766
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    cow jokes take time need to hear em 3 times to stomach them


  • #767
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,850 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Yeah, I herd that too.


  • #768
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    At 1st thought it udderly ridiculous.


  • #769
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,850 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    You're milking it for all it's worth now.


  • #770
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    This thread has gone sour from the amount of duplicate puns in it.


  • #771
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    I has sex while camping last weekend and would highly recommend it. It's intense.


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  • #772
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Some cows produce offspring, some not... its a quetion to calf or calf not

    Show some respect for the people of calf en!


  • #773
    tenandtracer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    This thread has gone sour from the amount of duplicate puns in it.

    Charolais we could move on to a new topic


  • #774
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    I has sex while camping last weekend and would highly recommend it. It's intense.

    Hope your intent was not camp !


  • #775
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    tenandtracer wrote: »
    Charolais we could move on to a new topic

    Here Here herford ! Had to put on a Jersy cas I was Fresian!


  • #776
    Al_Fernz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Al_Fernz


    I'm no bender tent. That remark really yurt.

    Just to tell everybody it was a female.....and I made sure to wear a con-dome!


  • #777
    Supertech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 597 ✭✭✭Supertech


    Whoops - missed many posts ....


  • #778
    oobydooby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭oobydooby


    Al_Fernz wrote: »
    I has sex while camping last weekend and would highly recommend it. It's intense.

    I got lucky in the barber's the other day. It was a bit hairy...


  • #779
    murser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭murser


    A new German apprentice light house keeper hears a massage from an english ship in distress

    English Ship: Mayday, mayday we are sinking!!
    German Lighthouse keeper : What are you sinking about?


  • #780
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Sea this is the new topic or should that be wave!?


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  • #781
    tenandtracer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    I haven't a n'ocean


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