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How the F£%K did the bear manage to catch on to the ledge on his way down?

And then it pulled itself up....

Nuts... :eek:

Then he had a kip on the ledge till they came back the next day to rescue him.

BrokenArrows

that bears a legend.

randylonghorn

That must have caused unbearable suspense ...

Jesus Wept

he bear-ly survived.

Beanstalk

He almost came to a grizzly end....

The-Rigger

The-Rigger wrote: »

How the F£%K did the bear manage to catch on to the ledge on his way down?

I'm sure it pawsed before doing so.

Naos

We should all paws and appreciate his talents, I bet he can dance too.

Edit: Just by the hair on your chinny chin chin Myth.

Jesus Wept

Myth wrote: »

I'm sure it pawsed before doing so.

I'm sure it did, things were looking pretty hairy.

Naos

Naos wrote: »

We should all paws and appreciate his talents, I bet he can dance too.

Edit: Just by the hair on your chinny chin chin Myth.

I panda believe it!

HAPPYGIRL

Its just too much.... i can't bear to look.

AlmightyCushion

For fúcks sake lads, these puns are unbearable.

randylonghorn

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

For fúcks sake lads, these puns are unbearable.

Oh, don't be such a grouchy old bear!

Basq

randylonghorn wrote: »

Oh, don't be such a grouchy old bear!

Speak to AC like that... the bear-faced cheek of ya!

Beanstalk

That bear must have been real depressed, she must have been pretty browned off, maybe she had a premature menopaws.....

Jesus Wept

basquille wrote: »

Speak to AC like that... the bear-faced cheek of ya!

That was a howler!

Grid.

Is there anything Bears can't do!!!! What a champ!!!:D

Beanstalk

Yeah, although to be fair, she seems to be enjawing herself....

Ginny

At lest it did better then the bouncing bear.

AlmightyCushion

The-Rigger wrote: »

That was a howler!

That was beariffic.

Jesus Wept

This thread has lost it's bearings.

ferdi

bear with it, it can only get better.

AlmightyCushion

ferdi wrote: »

bear with it, it can only get better.

That's so bad you deserve a site-ban. Where is bearuthiel?

randylonghorn

Bear in mind, if she's in a bad mood, she may bear down on the levity ... and Rig will have to bear the blame.

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn wrote: »

Bear in mind, if she's in a bad mood, she may bear down on the levity ... and Rig will have to bear the blame.

You make her sound like the overbearing type.

monkeyfudge

That's ursaly astounding...



(Ursa is Latin for Bear)

Davidius

That Bear is a bearing bear bear.....bear.

Lol, "We can't do anything about it. Wait, it's still there? OK, I guess we'll do something about it then".

Basq

monkeyfudge wrote: »

That's ursaly astounding...



(Ursa is Latin for Bear)

FAIL!

Naos

Myth wrote: »

I panda believe it!

Oh no you pign't!

EamonnKeane

Maybe he had bi-polar disorder and decided he couldn't bear living anymore.

Him up on the bridge was a real Kodiak moment.

(I'll get me coat)

gcgirl

SpiderBear Spiderbear Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size Catches thieves just like flies
Look out, here comes the Spiderbear

Is he strong? Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread ? Take a look overhead
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderbear

you know the rest

Xavi6

gcgirl wrote: »

SpiderBear Spiderbear Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size Catches thieves just like flies
Look out, here comes the Spiderbear

Is he strong? Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread ? Take a look overhead
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderbear

you know the rest

A round of a-paws for effort

gcgirl

The bear has lost the Honey pLot!

Kold

I love the way they just decided nothing could be done and f*cked off for the night.

randylonghorn

Mind you, I wouldn't like to try to manoeuvre a bear out of a tight spot in the dark, or with searchlights shining in his eyes and irritating him.

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn wrote: »

Mind you, I wouldn't like to try to manoeuvre a bear out of a tight spot in the dark, or with searchlights shining in his eyes and irritating him.

For someone who wouldn't like it, you've done it a fair few times from what I hear.

Basq

To be honest, the bear made a bit of a boo-boo to fall down in the first place.

AlmightyCushion

basquille wrote: »

To be honest, the bear made a bit of a boo-boo to fall down in the first place.

He managed to grab on though which shows he smarter than the average bear. He also looked fairly limber, maybe he does yoga yogi.

Xavi6

Lucky the net held the bear's weight. If it had of broken it would have been an almighty baloo-per on their part.

randylonghorn

The-Rigger wrote: »

For someone who wouldn't like it, you've done it a fair few times from what I hear.

You really have a Pooh-r grasp of reality! :rolleyes:

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn wrote: »

You really have a Pooh-r grasp of reality! :rolleyes:

I was just trying to add some paddington to the thread.

ShaneU

you should all be ashamed of these "jokes"

randylonghorn

The-Rigger wrote: »

I was just trying to add some paddington to the thread.

Trying to hit Baloo the belt, more like!

ShaneU wrote: »

you should all be ashamed of these "jokes"

Just coz you can't think of any!

Xavi6

ShaneU wrote: »

you should all be ashamed of these "jokes"

Ah honey, no need to get so furious, you're just gonna have to grin and bear it. Maybe you just need to paws for a deep breath

ShaneU

randylonghorn wrote: »

Just coz you can't think of any!

Don't lower me down to your level

Jesus Wept

ShaneU wrote: »

Don't lower me down to your level

Stop digging your claws in.

FunkZ

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

For fúcks sake lads, these puns are unbearable.

I bear-ly usnderstood what you wrote.

AlmightyCushion

FunkZ wrote: »

I bear-ly usnderstood what you wrote.

That's because I'm crazy or you could say I'm bear-nanas.

Matt Holck

barely aware of the oncoming bear sniffing the air in anger
my heart was laid bare and i didn't take care
to worry stirring wind whirring

Jesus Wept

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

That's because I'm crazy or you could say I'm bear-nanas.

You are really scrapping the bottom of the bear-al.

Matt Holck

knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say bear anna?

Beanstalk

Ah seriously though, a bear jumping off a water bridge, surely a classic example of exstream sports.....