Nice things wimmins do for ya...

litup

Brothers,

After reading the romantic gestures thread in the LL it got me thinking about what nice things I do for deh fellah.

I'm pretty good at the big things like birthdays, Christmas, weekends away etc. but when I just want to do something small to show himself I care or I was thinking about him or I know he has had a bad day, I can never think of anything.

He will surprise me the odd time with flowers or a cd I might like or have candles lit when I get home etc. but I don't think he would really appreciate me doing any of these things for him.

So, what have wimmins done for you that made you thin 'Ah yeah, I won't trade her in for a bit yet'?

(Before you all come out and say durty tings, I quite often have little sexy surprises for him, so no need for them type of suggestions!)

Tom Dunne

litup wrote: »

So, what have wimmins done for you that made you thin 'Ah yeah, I won't trade her in for a bit yet?

Nothing.

I keep telling her I will trade her in to keep her on her toes.

Wimmins love the uncertainty.

litup

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Wimmins love the uncertainty.

That we do Tom. Treat 'em mean or they'll shag off and roide your best mate.

Anyhoo, you havn't got rid of her yet, so why not?

Rob_l

A woman once done a nice thing for me, she told me the baby wasn't mine I dont think it could be any nicer than that

Tom Dunne

litup wrote: »

Anyhoo, you havn't got rid of her yet, so why not?

She gives good head.

FunkZ

Cook food for us a few times in a day and the don't complain when we still want Apache pizza?!

Latchy

Keeping the bed warm during an earthquake springs to mind

missingtime

She bought me these

_blank_

Make rasher sambos even though she's a veggie.

litup

So basically...food.

Thats all ye want. And here was me thinking I was missing something.

watna

Tom Dunne wrote: »

She gives good head.

EWWWWWW!!! BAD MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!! :eek:

missingtime

watna wrote: »

EWWWWWW!!! BAD MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!! :eek:

AlmightyCushion

litup wrote: »

Treat 'em mean or they'll shag off and roide your best mate.

I always preferred, Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. Treat 'em rough, get some muff.

FlutterinBantam

litup wrote: »

Brothers,

After reading the romantic gestures thread in the LL it got me thinking about what nice things I do for deh fellah.

I'm pretty good at the big things like birthdays, Christmas, weekends away etc. but when I just want to do something small to show himself I care or I was thinking about him or I know he has had a bad day, I can never think of anything.

He will surprise me the odd time with flowers or a cd I might like or have candles lit when I get home etc. but I don't think he would really appreciate me doing any of these things for him.

So, what have wimmins done for you that made you thin 'Ah yeah, I won't trade her in for a bit yet'?

(Before you all come out and say durty tings, I quite often have little sexy surprises for him, so no need for them type of suggestions!)

Rob_l wrote: »

A woman once done a nice thing for me, she told me the baby wasn't mine I dont think it could be any nicer than that

Are you guys actually educated???

tribulus

OP I'm glad you've learned from this, food + BJ's = happy fella.

You didn't honestly expect us to say a hot bath and PJ's laid out did you :eek:

Rob_l

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Are you guys actually educated???

Define educated?

Should I use multiple question marks will that make me look educated?????????????????

Also, is there a need for acctually in that sentence would it not work as well without using actually?

I mean if you just typed "are you guys educated ???" would I not get the meaning just the same?

old boy

how about some evening when he looks, and prob feels realy rough, giving him your credit card and calling a cab, giving the cabbie the adress of a lap dancing place, and DONT ask any questions EVER about the night,

Food,beer and sex. A Brother could ask no more of a wimmin.

smashey

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I keep telling her I will trade her in

Hmmm,

I'll trade you a sheep for her.

litup

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Are you guys actually educated???

Have you considered taking individual phrases in the context of the tone of the post?

Blitzkrieger

I remember seeing a stand up talk about this once. It was something along the lines of :

"I never get it when women say they don't understand men. What's not to get? All we think about is food and sex! It's not hard; if it's not hard, make me a sandwich."

dr strangelove

My wimmim got me a BGRH T-shirt, goddamn, <sniff> i love her.

ShayK1

dr strangelove wrote: »

My wimmim got me a BGRH T-shirt

I want one

Rob_l

:(
I thought this thread was back because flutterinbantam was going to explain education to me!

How will ever know how to be educated? How?

Doctor DooM

Deleted User wrote: »

Food,beer and sex. A Brother could ask no more of a wimmin.

The OP need go no further than this post, really.

Zaph

ShayK1 wrote: »

I want one

Only the brightest and the best Brothers get to wear the t-shirt. And dr strangelove, for some peculiar reason.

dr strangelove

I just told the missus to go get me one. she's good like that - beer, rasher sambos, beer, cakes, beer, cool t-shirts or even beer, what ever i want, she gets.

I must be really special.........

Tom Dunne

dr strangelove wrote: »

My wimmim got me a BGRH T-shirt, goddamn, <sniff> i love her.

What about the very special lady who actually went out and organised the t-shirts for the Brothers (and you)?

She is the best.

trout

dr strangelove wrote: »

My wimmim got me a BGRH T-shirt, goddamn, <sniff> i love her.

A wimmin to whom I am not connected, got me a BGRH t-shirt. I feel so proud.

ShayK1 wrote: »

I want one

Everyone does.

Zaph wrote: »

Only the brightest and the best Brothers get to wear the t-shirt. And dr strangelove, for some peculiar reason.

QFT!

Tom Dunne wrote: »

What about the very special lady who actually went out and organised the t-shirts for the Brothers (and you)?

She is the best.

Hurrah for Lucy Lu \o/

Lucy Lu

trout wrote: »

Hurrah for Lucy Lu \o/

Aww, thanks

dr.bollocko

Where's my goddamn tee-shirt?
Where's my goddamn pants?
Where's the goddamn button that keeps bollockos hidden in boxers?
Oh NO! I went to work with cockflopitis again.

This would never have happened if someone had given me access to a tee-shirt.

dr strangelove

Hurrah for Lucy Lu \o/

+1

Lucy Lu does indeed rock!