Getting rich quick ITT.

Lil Miss Raep

I would like some money to spend on various things. How do I get a lot of money in a short period of time? Thanks.

AlmightyCushion

Prostitution?

Lil Miss Raep

Anyone know any get rich quick guides?

You want a prostitution guide?

AlmightyCushion

Google "pyramid schemes". You'll be a millionaire by the morning.

galwayrush

Lil Miss Raep wrote: »

Anyone know any get rich quick guides?

Some people get rich selling the guide books.:rolleyes:
All you have to do is sell the idea.:rolleyes:

Lil Miss Raep

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Google "pyramid schemes". You'll be a millionaire by the morning.

I will do this.

FunkZ

Just rob a bank, jeez. Some people just don't put in the effort anymore.

toiletduck

Lil Miss Raep wrote: »

I would like some money to spend on various things. How do I get a lot of money in a short period of time? Thanks.

Get a credit card, then purchase various things. Use another credit card to pay off the first and so on.

Hellm0

PLAN A
Take some hikers or German tourists(or anyone wealthy for that matter) captive way out in the western counties and ransom them to their families for a tidy profit. Might take a few months and you may well have to do some less than moral things to your captives in order to break the families will but it does pay off in the end.

PLAN B
Prostitution.

PLAN C
Arms dealing.

PLAN D
Reduce your expectations letting go of the modern day capitalist ideal of ultra materialism and accept a more peaceful and serene way of life living in a commune with like minded individuals in a sexually liberated and mind expanding atmosphere of creativity and self sustaining happiness.

Gran Hermano

Lil Miss Raep wrote: »

Anyone know any get rich quick guides?

I'll sell you one for €50k

AlmightyCushion

Steal underpants.

Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ????????
Step 3: Profit.

galwayrush

You could always get a job for a few months,save a few quid, then emigrate to some extremely poor country and live there and be realtively rich to your new neighbours.

misslt

A loan?

Krieg

I have got the best get-rich-quick scheme ever

But im not telling you...

Jesus Wept

After years of trying to get rich with get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'm going to get rich with this scheme . . . and quick! [/Homer]

AckwelFoley

Pimp out ur ma.

FunkZ

misslt wrote: »

A loan?

Bingo!

Ya could dress up as a Roma Gypsy and start asking peeps for cash?

Pighead

Write a book entitled "101 ways to shut up snyper".

Instant best seller= Very rich you.

FunkZ

I'd well buy it!

You could also become a world class footballer? Ya don't even have to be world class and you'll still get 50 grand a week.

cson

Some Nigerian lad emailed me offering €1million quid to use my bank account to launder some money or something. I'll forward you on the addy, I don't have a bank account. Cash in a tin is how we roll out in the wesht. :cool:

Dinter

Take out massive life insurance policies on everyone you've ever known.

Then bring them all for a weekend canoing. Somewhere quiet with dangerous rapids. Make sure to take out the extra "accident pays double" policy.

Works like a charm.

AckwelFoley

Rape kittens.

Eat them.

Sell your book

RoyalMarine

go to boards beers and offer sex for money.
overnight millionaire

FunkZ

Ya could record an album. Leak it to Boards users. Then sue Boards?

AckwelFoley

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

go to boards beers and offer sex for money.
overnight millionaire

I offered all the wimmens at the last meet money for sex...

Not one taker.

RoyalMarine

snyper wrote: »

I offered all the wimmens at the last meet money for sex...

Not one taker.

were they real wimmens? or just bgrh with wigs?


edit: either way im surprised you didnt get some from either crowd

Dave!

Just send me 5000 euro and I'll turn it into 50000 by tomorrow. This offer is for a limited time only, so hurry up!

toiletduck

DaveMcG wrote: »

Just send me 5000 euro and I'll turn it into 50000 by tomorrow. This offer is for a limited time only, so hurry up!

Sold! Sweet, in before the rest.

randylonghorn

Wait!!!

randylonghorn wrote: »

OT: Back in college, one of the lads came back one evening to find the half-dozen pairs of boxers he had hung out on the line that morning were missing. What was stranger was that he was a great believer in knocking his money's worth out of clothes, and most of these were more daylight than boxer!

We actually suspected his gf of having sneaked by and dumped them deliberately, but it turned out she wasn't even in town that day, so the mystery remains unsolved!

And the mystery is finally solved!

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Steal underpants.

Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ????????
Step 3: Profit.

It was the bloody Cushion all the time!! :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

Get 2 dirls to crap in to a cup and then eat it..

Post it on the internet.

Tats how i made my first million

Lil Miss Raep

snyper wrote: »

Get 2 dirls to crap in to a cup and then eat it..

Post it on the internet.

Tats how i made my first million

You are a terrible poster.

JavaBear

step 1: Take out a huge loan
step 2: Learn the rules of poker
step 3: Hire a professional poker player to help you play poker
step 4: Play poker for money
step 5: Have sex with the rich men you are playing poker with
step 6: steal their underpants
step 7: ???
step 8: start to win at poker
step 9: pay back loans
step 10: realise you're in debt

er.. wait.. something went wrong there

Lil Miss Raep

JavaBear wrote: »

er.. wait.. something went wrong there

You do realise that there's a format to doing those steps? You've failed miserably.

AckwelFoley

Lil Miss Raep wrote: »

You do realise that there's a format to doing those steps? You've failed miserably.

Less of the Judgments blondie.
Thats 2 in a row from u.

Lil Miss Raep

snyper wrote: »

Less of the Judgments blondie.
Thats 2 in a row from u.

What ever do you mean? It seems that you're talking non sense.

Karoma

snyper wrote: »

Less of the Judgments blondie.
Thats 2 in a row from u.

Shut up.


ED:
*shrug* it was quicker than typing out: Do not reply to this thread again. Do not pass go, etc. - but then I considered what I'd have to type in Feedback or PM after it...

Either way, you get the point.

Xavi6

Lil Miss Raep wrote: »

You are a terrible poster.

Oh I like you already! welcome!

AckwelFoley

Karoma wrote: »

Shut up.


ED:
*shrug* it was quicker than typing out: Do not reply to this thread again. Do not pass go, etc. - but then I considered what I'd have to type in Feedback or PM after it...

Either way, you get the point.

Yea, got it.. so replying to somone who breaks the "attack the post not the poster rule " is out.

Anyway's.. i get the point.

Karoma

snyper wrote: »

Yea, got it.. so replying to somone who breaks the "attack the post not the poster rule " is out.

Anyway's.. i get the point.

Did you? You replied. Do it again and I will ban you.

The other poster will be dealt with, not that it's any of your business. If someone is being a big meany weany to woo, hit the reported post function. End of discussion.

bitemybanger

Sell your granny:D

utick

give yourself a 38k raise just like bertie and the boyos

The Hill Billy

Become a mod. They get paid loads so they do.

togster

Hill Billy wrote: »

Become a mod. They get paid loads so they do.

She has tried and failed miserably.

moridin

Step 1 - Think.
Step 2 - Hold that thought.
Step 3 - Complete.

With this three step program, you can accomplish anything.

growler

become a professional wimmins darts / snooker / golf player, all of these sports can be learnt and mastered over a weekend if you put in the effort and watch the dvds. Then get sponsored by a large international corporation. sorted.

Or you could put a personal ad in the papers explaining that you lack the imagination to generate your own wealth and invite people to send you money rather than give it to faceless charities.

Or, set up your own streaming adult website from the comfort of your own bedroom and watch the dollars come pouring in.


Or, take whatever cash you have and wander into a casino, put all your money on number 28 and wait for a huge return on your bet. Keep repeating this until you have the desired amount of money you need for your shopping, then play poker for a little while to see if you can win even more.

Or, borrow money from the bank (easy) then read a few threads in the investments section on boards, begin day trading in shares and you should be worth a fortune within a few weeks. (or not).

Invent a great social networking website, get trillions of users, sell advertising and make a fortune, this is the easiest option tbh. as you could just pretend to be trillions of people yourself my making them up and keeping their profiles updates!

Black Swan

Go to university for your MRS Degree.

The Hill Billy

togster wrote: »

She has tried and failed miserably.

Aye, I saw that. There's another cracking thread over in Nature & Birdwatching too. Real class. Methinks someone is trolling a wee bit...

togster

Hill Billy wrote: »

Aye, I saw that. There's another cracking thread over in Nature & Birdwatching too. Real class. Methinks someone is trolling a wee bit...

Thanks for the heads up.

Mr. CooL ICE

Be a drug mule. Failing that, just be a mule

chopperbyrne

If you get any mails from a Nigerian doctor, you'll be loaded in no time!