So theres a new FÁS girl

Dyr · 21-02-2008 8:56am #1

She's not a patch on the original and best FÁS girl of course but then who would be? Seems FÁS have gone a for a girl next door look this time. Only problem is that she looks like she lives next door people called Anto and Johner. The real FÁS girl would never have been caught dead wearing ugg boots and sporting a tango tan.:eek:

So does this FÁS girl have what it takes to become an internet meme? Should we campaign for the reinstatement of the one true FÁS girl? Will someone post this ones bebo page? Or recollections of how they went to school with her and she was sowind/a royide/a sluh etc?

Will we even care

Xavi6 · 21-02-2008 9:00am

Pics or it didn't happen

Dyr · 21-02-2008 9:05am

compare and contrast

http://www.fasopportunities.ie/

Sherifu · 21-02-2008 9:08am

I hope she knew the stalking she's let herself in for.

Reku · 21-02-2008 9:13am

Could've sworn I'd also seen a poster with a man instead of a woman on it, maybe they're pitching for some equality this time around?

eyeball kid · 21-02-2008 9:15am

Origional was by far the best. She had some set of .....teeth.

Donegal Lass · 21-02-2008 9:17am

yea theres a guy poster as well!

Sherifu · 21-02-2008 9:18am

farohar wrote: »

Could've sworn I'd also seen a poster with a man instead of a woman on it, maybe they're pitching for some equality this time around?

Why, does he have a tent in his pants?

Blackpitts · 21-02-2008 9:25am

the old FAS girl ftw!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 21-02-2008 9:32am

Original FÁS girl FTW!

21-02-2008 9:34am

Down with this sort of thing

MrJoeSoap · 21-02-2008 9:34am

Blackpitts wrote: »

the old FAS girl ftw!

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Original FÁS girl FTW!

+1

Doctor DooM · 21-02-2008 9:39am

There's nothing wrong with the new girl. She just doesn't have the... tracts of land the old one does.

Actually there is something wrong, she is wearing uggs.

Rb · 21-02-2008 9:40am

She looks like a skanger attempting to look like a D4 girl.

BURN HER.

phasers · 21-02-2008 9:54am

careful now

aidan_walsh · 21-02-2008 10:23am

splinter wrote: »

still no pics... i checked that website and can only find the original fas girl

Top right hand corner, where years of conditioning of avoiding adverts on webpages tells you not to look

Splinter · 21-02-2008 10:24am

still no pics... i checked that website and can only find the original fas girl

mike65 · 21-02-2008 10:25am

For shame.

Mike.

Reku · 21-02-2008 11:15am

Sherifu wrote: »

Why, does he have a tent in his pants?

Damn.... should've remembered where I was posting and chosen my words more carefully.

Have to say I think it's great that they went for a more ordinary looking girl as opposed to one who's proportions left me think photoshop or backache.

xzanti · 21-02-2008 11:39am

Is it my imagination or does it look like she's making a grab for his package??

Mossy Monk · 21-02-2008 12:00pm

FÁS Girl? Better than that online.

xzanti wrote: »

Is it my imagination or does it look like she's making a grab for his package??

That is because she is a whore.

connundrum · 21-02-2008 12:21pm

Mossy Monk wrote: »

That is because she is a whore.

I agree, loose wimmins ftl

BaconZombie · 21-02-2008 1:01pm

IIRC they are not Photoshopped to much unlike the "King Arthur" poster.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15876_p2.html

farohar wrote: »

Damn.... should've remembered where I was posting and chosen my words more carefully.

Have to say I think it's great that they went for a more ordinary looking girl as opposed to one who's proportions left me think photoshop or backache.

syklops · 21-02-2008 1:35pm

Is it just me or is the slogan for the fas oppertunities the wrong way round? It currently says "Get there. Go anywhere". Would it not make more sense if it said "Go there. Get anywhere"?

Getting somewhere suggests some level of difficulty, where as going somewhere does not.

So why is it difficult to get to the Fas Oppertunities(apart from the parking!)?

connundrum · 21-02-2008 1:58pm

syklops wrote: »

So why is it difficult to get to the Fas Oppertunities(apart from the parking!)?

Because its on in Croke Park and several Southsiders will have to combat their phobia in order to cross the Liffey. Many will be wearing surgical gloves and boiler suits for fear of infection.

STEVO B · 21-02-2008 2:03pm

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

+1

+2. Me and the girlfriend.

EamonnKeane · 21-02-2008 2:11pm

connundrum wrote: »

Because its on in Croke Park and several Southsiders will have to combat their phobia in order to cross the Liffey. Many will be wearing surgical gloves and boiler suits for fear of infection.

Southsiders going to FÁS?

Dudess · 21-02-2008 2:18pm

Mossy Monk wrote: »

That is because she is a whore.

I take it you'd say no so?

I wondered how someone so tiny could have such huge boobs, then I saw pics of her doing a lingerie shoot and she was flat-chested. She's always wearing a jumper or some sort of high-necked top in the big boobed pics. Padding and push-up bras can create fantastic effects.

aidan_walsh · 21-02-2008 2:20pm

Dudess wrote: »

I take it you'd say no so?

I wondered how someone so tiny could have such huge boobs, then I saw pics of her doing a lingerie shoot and she was flat-chested. She's always wearing a jumper or some sort of high-necked top in the big boobed pics. Padding and push-up bras can create fantastic effects.

Mountains out of molehills in a more literal sense, eh?

Ross_Mahon · 21-02-2008 2:25pm

Are You Talking About My Ma!?!

gracehopper · 21-02-2008 2:36pm

splinter wrote: »

still no pics... i checked that website and can only find the original fas girl

ye jammy b*stard!!!!

clear out your temp files. You've looked at it so much its been saved in there:p

youcancallmeal · 21-02-2008 2:42pm

Does nobody think the new FAS girl with the ugg boots looks a bit like sloth from the Goonies? Especially in the picture on the website?

HHHHHeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy YYYYYYYoooooooouuuuuuu GGGGuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssss

cjt156 · 21-02-2008 2:53pm

Dudess wrote: »

...and she was flat-chested.

[Hands over ears] La la LA la, NOT LISTENING[/Hands over ears]

Dudess · 21-02-2008 3:01pm

Oh man, I'm talking flatter than an ironing-board. I mean this girl was flat!!!

Redrocket · 21-02-2008 3:04pm

new FAS girl has a gammy mouth

Cheeky_gal · 21-02-2008 9:40pm

First FAS girl was "alright"...you all waaaay overate her...she has no meat!!! haha and I saw the second girl on the bus today and I gotta say the uggs turned me off....even though I like Uggs I agree it makes her look "cheap" ha

xOxSinéadxOx · 21-02-2008 9:50pm

:eek:

Cheeky_gal · 21-02-2008 9:58pm

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

:eek:

Was that to me? haha

Pythia · 21-02-2008 10:45pm

As far as I know, the new FAS girl is Polish.

Zapp Brannigan · 21-02-2008 10:56pm

Pythia wrote: »

As far as I know, the new FAS girl is Polish.

:eek: Where's my flaming torch and pitchfork...

xOxSinéadxOx · 21-02-2008 11:00pm

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Was that to me? haha

no, just in general. A NEW FÁS GIRL! WHY?:eek:

Mr. CooL ICE · 21-02-2008 11:23pm

Zapp Brannigan wrote: »

:eek: Where's my flaming torch and pitchfork...

I actually LOL'd at this

-1 support for the new fás girl. What a let down. Can't even see her b00bs

Dudess · 21-02-2008 11:25pm

But the last Fás girl didn't have boobs. Sorry to piss on your parade, but it's true.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/989/dsc2374ayr2.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6784/dsc2353ajy9.jpg

Well, maybe slight ones...

Slidey · 21-02-2008 11:36pm

Dudess wrote: »

But the last Fás girl didn't have boobs. Sorry to piss on your parade, but it's true.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/989/dsc2374ayr2.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6784/dsc2353ajy9.jpg

Well, maybe slight ones...

Doooinngggggg!

Mr. CooL ICE · 22-02-2008 12:03am

Dudess wrote: »

But the last Fás girl didn't have boobs. Sorry to piss on your parade, but it's true.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/989/dsc2374ayr2.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6784/dsc2353ajy9.jpg

Well, maybe slight ones...

Meh. I'd still fcuk the bejaysus our of her though

MrJoeSoap · 22-02-2008 12:52am

Saw her on the back of a bus tonight. Where she belongs tbh.

MrJoeSoap · 22-02-2008 12:53am

Dudess wrote: »

But the last Fás girl didn't have boobs. Sorry to piss on your parade, but it's true.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/989/dsc2374ayr2.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6784/dsc2353ajy9.jpg

Well, maybe slight ones...

**** and there was me thinking she was hot. Well those pictures definitely disproved that...

Xavi6 · 22-02-2008 12:56am

Dudess wrote: »

But the last Fás girl didn't have boobs. Sorry to piss on your parade, but it's true.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/989/dsc2374ayr2.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6784/dsc2353ajy9.jpg

Well, maybe slight ones...

Lol she has everything else

jesus_thats_gre · 22-02-2008 1:08am

Dudess wrote: »

But the last Fás girl didn't have boobs. Sorry to piss on your parade, but it's true.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/989/dsc2374ayr2.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6784/dsc2353ajy9.jpg

Well, maybe slight ones...

tut

Redrocket · 22-02-2008 1:23am

its so damn easy to forget how hot the original FAS girl is

Kold · 22-02-2008 1:31am

Dudess wrote: »

But the last Fás girl didn't have boobs. Sorry to piss on your parade, but it's true.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/989/dsc2374ayr2.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6784/dsc2353ajy9.jpg

Well, maybe slight ones...

Big tits is like being able to play mp3 CDs, it's not the reason you bought the system but you'll always add it in when talking about it..

So theres a new FÁS girl

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