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My brother... What a Hero

  • 13-02-2008 3:33pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭


    Funny story my brother told me last night....

    He was on the Luas and actually had a seat. It was full considering the seats and on the next stop an elderly lady came on (60+ he reckoned). My brother decided to get up and offer her his seat because like he said to me, "it has to be done". He tipped her on the shoulder and offered her the seat. At this she freaked out. She gave out saying what age he thought she was and he was very rude to offer! My brother is a no bullsh!t kinda guy so he just said "well do you want the seat?".

    At this she said "Of course!". My brother could not believe how unnecessarily rude she was about taking the seat but just as she was sitting down (about 1cm off the seat as my brother put it) the luas pulled off. At this she fell over and landed on her face! :D

    Now I'm not delighted she fell but at the same time couldn't help but think karma might have had something to do with it!!! :D:):D


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  • Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Was her name Earl?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    Havn't a clue... Why?


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Obviously you are not a fan of My name is Earl, a tv comedy about karma basically.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Funny story my brother told me last night....

    He was on the Luas and actually had a seat. It was full considering the seats and on the next stop an elderly lady came on (60+ he reckoned). My brother decided to get up and offer her his seat because like he said to me, "it has to be done". He tipped her on the shoulder and offered her the seat. At this she freaked out. She gave out saying what age he thought she was and he was very rude to offer! My brother is a no bullsh!t kinda guy so he just said "well do you want the seat?".

    At this she said "Of course!". My brother could not believe how unnecessarily rude she was about taking the seat but just as she was sitting down (about 1cm off the seat as my brother put it) the luas pulled off. At this she fell over and landed on her face! :D

    Now I'm not delighted she fell but at the same time couldn't help but think karma might have had something to do with it!!! :D:):D

    As my mates would say..clisics! :D

    I hate old women on buses, there the rudest fcukers a decent joe can meet. They constantly have to be first on the bus, skipping the rest, even when there's only 8 or so people in the que!!! Grrrrr you'll still get your seat Agnes!

    I'm convinced many of them just spend there days riding in an out of town on there bus pass, seeing how many people they can mug off in a day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    5starpool wrote: »
    Obviously you are not a fan of My name is Earl, a tv comedy about karma basically.



    Oh right yeah I get ya now! No I don't watch it. Wish I did though just so I would have got that joke!:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    He should have told her to f/uck off when she said she wanted the seat, cheeky bitch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,391 ✭✭✭markpb


    He probably should have sat back down, stretched his legs out and looked comfortable as anything. Of course then he'd have missed the karma moment :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Delighted for her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Lol, that would have been a great thing to witness.

    Fcking old people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 480 ✭✭Barlow07


    Funny story my brother told me last night....

    He was on the Luas and actually had a seat. It was full considering the seats and on the next stop an elderly lady came on (60+ he reckoned). My brother decided to get up and offer her his seat because like he said to me, "it has to be done". He tipped her on the shoulder and offered her the seat. At this she freaked out. She gave out saying what age he thought she was and he was very rude to offer! My brother is a no bullsh!t kinda guy so he just said "well do you want the seat?".

    At this she said "Of course!". My brother could not believe how unnecessarily rude she was about taking the seat but just as she was sitting down (about 1cm off the seat as my brother put it) the luas pulled off. At this she fell over and landed on her face! :D

    Now I'm not delighted she fell but at the same time couldn't help but think karma might have had something to do with it!!! :D:):D

    I was on train one afternoon and offered my seat to American lady who i thought may need it, she took offense at first when i mentioned it, but she acutally laughed and said she wasnt as old i may suspect :rolleyes:.

    I generally dont offer my seat anymore. ( safer me thinks )


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    He should have told her to f/uck off when she said she wanted the seat, cheeky bitch.

    He said he was in semi-disbelief at her reaction. Afterwards when he thought on it he said he should have alright but...

    markpb wrote: »
    then he'd have missed the karma moment :)

    rb_ie wrote: »
    Lol, that would have been a great thing to witness.

    Fcking old people.

    I would have loved to have seen it too. Although I would have missed out on my brother telling the story. He is one of those people who are really good at telling stories. Think he has got ambitions to become a comedian!!! I hope he does one of the funniest people I know :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    Barlow07 wrote: »
    I generally dont offer my seat anymore. ( safer me thinks )

    Is that bad form though? Does anyone not get that feeling when an elderly person gets on the bus/train/boat/plane/car/bike that you feel compelled to stand up and offer your seat???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭pd101


    Is that bad form though? Does anyone not get that feeling when an elderly person gets on the bus/train/boat/plane/car/bike that you feel compelled to stand up and offer your seat???

    Not if thats the reaction you're going to get. Let them stand.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Hasn't anyone got any respect for wrinkly old offensive coffin-dodging crones anymore? Don't know what the world's coming to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭Morrigan


    I'm convinced many of them just spend there days riding in an out of town on there bus pass, seeing how many people they can mug off in a day.

    I know that's what I plan to do as soon as I get my free bus pass... that'll teach them young whippersnappers who've not been born yet ... and you'd think the robot war and apocalypse of 2051 would've been enough to rob them of their condescension... but no... there they go, all patronizing-like to their surviving bionic-elders...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 505 ✭✭✭briantwin


    I generally would offer my seat. If its an elderly person i'd offer my seat up definitely. I remember once i did get up to let this old dear sit down and this guy just sat in the seat as she was gathering her bags. So i told him i had gotten up to let her sit down and for him to get up. He just stared straight through me. So the ould one came over and started telling him how if maybe he was little bit more mannerly and a little less ignorant maybe God wouldn't have made him a fat ,bald ,suit (business man type). It was very very funny, fair balls to the guy he sat there going redder as everyone was lookin over at him ,then he got off at the next stop with a big red face on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Hasn't anyone got any respect for wrinkly old offensive coffin-dodging crones anymore? Don't know what the world's coming to.

    My brother does and all it got him was an ear full


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Is that bad form though? Does anyone not get that feeling when an elderly person gets on the bus/train/boat/plane/car/bike that you feel compelled to stand up and offer your seat???
    I used to. I don't use public transport much anymore though, but when I did I got sick of them taking it for granted, not saying thanks etc. and eventually stopped doing it, preferring to watch them try to hold themselves up as the LUAS/Bus took a corner. Good times.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Quality, she got what she deserved. Aul' hag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 250 ✭✭giveth


    A few weeks ago someone I know was on a bus in Galway and saw the following:

    A dwarf ("person of low stature" to be PC) got on the bus and a student got up and offered him his seat. The dwarf got really offended by this and started shouting/cussing at the student for a while. The student was really embarrassed and slunked down in his seat again.

    A while later, an old lady who saw all this (as did everyone else on the bus) was getting off. She commended the student and as she was getting off said to the dwarf: "Hey Grumpy! What has snow white done to get you in such a bad mood?".

    loved to have seen it!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    giveth wrote: »
    "Hey Grumpy! What has snow white done to get you in such a bad mood?".

    Excellent. Some people are arseholes just for the sake of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    giveth wrote: »
    A few weeks ago someone I know was on a bus in Galway and saw the following:

    A dwarf ("person of low stature" to be PC) got on the bus and a student got up and offered him his seat. The dwarf got really offended by this and started shouting/cussing at the student for a while. The student was really embarrassed and slunked down in his seat again.

    A while later, an old lady who saw all this (as did everyone else on the bus) was getting off. She commended the student and as she was getting off said to the dwarf: "Hey Grumpy! What has snow white done to get you in such a bad mood?".

    loved to have seen it!

    I've heard that story a few times over a few years now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    rb_ie wrote: »
    I used to. I don't use public transport much anymore though, but when I did I got sick of them taking it for granted, not saying thanks etc. and eventually stopped doing it, preferring to watch them try to hold themselves up as the LUAS/Bus took a corner. Good times.

    Its nice to laugh at old people?:rolleyes:

    There are tards all ages. Its the lazy way out to say they're all like that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    She took offence to him thinking she was old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,263 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    Reminds me of a quote from Jimmy Carr (I think) : "better a fat woman crying than a pregnant woman standing".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Lol

    I mean if a person genuinely thinks a woman is pregnant/older than she is, they're not actually going out of their way to offend her, they've just made a mistake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,157 ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    eoin_s wrote: »
    Reminds me of a quote from Jimmy Carr (I think) : "better a fat woman crying than a pregnant woman standing".

    I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus, than a fat girl sitting down crying.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,263 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus, than a fat girl sitting down crying.;)

    Damn it, I got it completely arseways!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭jazoo


    giveth wrote: »
    A few weeks ago someone I know was on a bus in Galway and saw the following:

    A dwarf ("person of low stature" to be PC) got on the bus and a student got up and offered him his seat. The dwarf got really offended by this and started shouting/cussing at the student for a while. The student was really embarrassed and slunked down in his seat again.

    A while later, an old lady who saw all this (as did everyone else on the bus) was getting off. She commended the student and as she was getting off said to the dwarf: "Hey Grumpy! What has snow white done to get you in such a bad mood?".

    loved to have seen it!

    thats and old one seen that happen with a drunk and a dwarf on the finglas bus everyone was pissing themselves laughing


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭source


    I once had an old hag, stare me out and make loud very rude and insulting remarks about me when i didn't get up to offer her my seat on a bus a number of years ago( bus was packed and she was standing right next to me) The look on her face was priceless when i picked up my crutches and hobbled off the bus at my stop, I don't think i've ever seen anybody that embarrassed before or since.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    I just ignore them.. I've tried being nice and showing respect to the elderly for most of my life. A lot of them are not very appreciative. Ok, granted I can see who's genuinely nice most of the time and I'll gladly give up my seat but most don't deserve it. When I see the ones that don't "deserve" it, I've said numerous of times: "Sorry love, you've had your turn down the years, now it's mine" :D.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    He should have told her to f/uck off when she said she wanted the seat, cheeky bitch.

    Yes..
    id have lost the temper at that point too..
    What a cnut


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah I was on a particularly busy bus from Dublin Airport a few weeks ago and this elderly-ish woman started bitching loudly about how people don't offer their seats any more. She was probably heading towards 70 but looked really youthful for her age. No granny-ish clothes or hairstyle. She was dressed really smartly and had her hair in a relatively "young" style - she looked the kind of woman who would never let age stop her from looking glam. So after listening to her bitch that bit too much, I pointed that very thing out to her, that it's probably the reason why nobody offered her their seat - there's a chance they thought either (a) she's not elderly, or (b) she'd be insulted. And she should maybe consider it a compliment - it's exactly what she's been striving for anyway. She shut up then :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Have noticed on public transport in Dublin that people do not offer up their seat for the old or for mothers with a small child anymore, use the tube in London quite a bit and notice the opposite there, certainly Londoners who tend to consistently give up their seats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    I'd offer my seat to elderly people on the bus only I generally don't have a seat because 20 of them have skipped the queue and taken up two seats each. (One for their sad little bags full of nothing but the 50s from their pension.)

    They need to learn that you can't reward greediness! :p
    A dwarf ("person of low stature" to be PC) got on the bus and a student got up and offered him his seat. The dwarf got really offended by this and started shouting/cussing at the student for a while. The student was really embarrassed and slunked down in his seat again.

    If true, that must be Seamus aka KD (Knacker Dwarf), subject of many a locked thread in the Galway City forum. He likes loitering and terrorising people.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    zAbbo wrote: »
    She took offence to him thinking she was old.

    That didn’t give her the right to hurl abuse at him and then still take his seat without a word of thanks. I don’t care what age you are that’s just wrong.

    foinse wrote: »
    I once had an old hag, stare me out and make loud very rude and insulting remarks about me when i didn't get up to offer her my seat on a bus a number of years ago( bus was packed and she was standing right next to me) The look on her face was priceless when i picked up my crutches and hobbled off the bus at my stop, I don't think i've ever seen anybody that embarrassed before or since.


    HA! Brilliant! :D Should have turned around as you were leaving and said “Oh you can have my seat now” turn back around and leave :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    That didn’t give her the right to hurl abuse at him and then still take his seat without a word of thanks. I don’t care what age you are that’s just wrong.
    Anyway if he thought she was old (which she obviously was) tough, that's not an insult.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    Ya know old people can be demons for shop lifting too. Worked in my dads shop for five years and it was something he told me over and over again. "Watch that old wagon..." Ah good times :D


    Besides that and public transport I generally get on well with OAP's! :D;):D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Is it terrible that I laughed at that story?
    I tend to offer up my seat if someone elderly or parent with child is having to stand, or if someone looks positively knackered and I don't mind standing.

    I recall one time being on a bus - and there were two guys standing in front of me, now an elderly lady got on and I was waiting til she moved past me (older buses where you're sitting sideways near the front) so I could get up and give her my seat (I was getting ready to stand) when one of the guys goes 'jesus would you not get up and give a nice lady a seat? thats just rude' or something. I was mortified and annoyed at the same time 'I just said - I was - if you'd given me a second' but of course they all thought I was only getting up because I was told to. The guys kept laughing at me/making comments like 'ooh shes in a huff now cuz she's no seat' til I got off at my stop. Pair of pr*cks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    Everyone else laughed and if its in majority then its A OK! :D


    As for the two lads you should have kicked the bigger one square in the bollox!!! People on the bus might have thought you were terrible but you would have felt much much better afterwards!!! :D:):D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    star-pants wrote: »
    Is it terrible that I laughed at that story?
    I tend to offer up my seat if someone elderly or parent with child is having to stand, or if someone looks positively knackered and I don't mind standing.

    I recall one time being on a bus - and there were two guys standing in front of me, now an elderly lady got on and I was waiting til she moved past me (older buses where you're sitting sideways near the front) so I could get up and give her my seat (I was getting ready to stand) when one of the guys goes 'jesus would you not get up and give a nice lady a seat? thats just rude' or something. I was mortified and annoyed at the same time 'I just said - I was - if you'd given me a second' but of course they all thought I was only getting up because I was told to. The guys kept laughing at me/making comments like 'ooh shes in a huff now cuz she's no seat' til I got off at my stop. Pair of pr*cks.

    What you should have done was said, "oh, of course i will, I didn't see her". Then mimic that blind person glazed look, see this chap and then faff your arms about (looking for the hand rail) as you get up.

    That would have shut the cnuts up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    Genius Charlie!!! :D

    Would pay to see their reactions!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Thanks for renewing my faith in Karma OP :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭lennox1


    Thanks OP for a good laugh.Old age doesn't guarantee good manners.I always give up my seat to an older or younger person if I feel they need it and I am more aged than some of the people I give my seat to!!!:D
    What annoys me is young able bodied people who get on the bus and sit on the front seats when there are loads of empty seats further down!An older person,pregnant woman,or young person on crutches gets on and has to hang on for dear life as they try to walk down the back to get a seat as the bus always pulls off before people are sitting down.The younger people sitting up the front pretend not to see them!:mad:If you are young and able bodied,please don't sit on the front seats.You too will be old or infirm or pregnant some day too believe it or not.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    I give my seat to women young and old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Is that bad form though? Does anyone not get that feeling when an elderly person gets on the bus/train/boat/plane/car/bike that you feel compelled to stand up and offer your seat???
    Depends, if it's an elderly woman who seems perfectly fit to stand up, and would seem like a biatch at first sight, then I wouldn't offer a seat. But if it's a woman who I feel might have a bad hip, and who doesn't look like she's the sort mentioned above, i'd probably offer.

    I know it's selfish, but it's much safer, and I paid to get on this bus too, so surely i'm entitled to a seat...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    It would have to be a really really frail, stooped, hobbling old lady before I'd offer my seat - not because I'm a selfish **** but I'd just be afraid of offending. Even though it's not actually offending someone if you're genuinely mistaken about their age, but my gran is nearly 91 and she freaks if anyone offers to give her a hand with the shopping or to help her cross the road etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    What you should have done was said, "oh, of course i will, I didn't see her". Then mimic that blind person glazed look, see this chap and then faff your arms about (looking for the hand rail) as you get up.

    That would have shut the cnuts up.

    I actually lol'd.

    In the situation described in the original post I'd feel bad for her even if it was what she deserved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    I give my seat to women young and old.

    I only gave my seat once to a young woman. On a packed bus and was fighting with my then girlfriend. Just could not take the fighting anymore so I stood up and offered my seat to a woman with a load of shopping bags. Well I offered it to her because she was closet to me. She was really grateful, my girlfriend wasn’t!!! In the end though just added another fight on top of a fight because she figured I only offered the seat to the woman because I must have fancied her… Gotta love women’s logic :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭The Chessplayer


    Funny story my brother told me last night....

    He was on the Luas and actually had a seat. It was full considering the seats and on the next stop an elderly lady came on (60+ he reckoned). My brother decided to get up and offer her his seat because like he said to me, "it has to be done". He tipped her on the shoulder and offered her the seat. At this she freaked out. She gave out saying what age he thought she was and he was very rude to offer! My brother is a no bullsh!t kinda guy so he just said "well do you want the seat?".

    At this she said "Of course!". My brother could not believe how unnecessarily rude she was about taking the seat but just as she was sitting down (about 1cm off the seat as my brother put it) the luas pulled off. At this she fell over and landed on her face! :D

    Now I'm not delighted she fell but at the same time couldn't help but think karma might have had something to do with it!!! :D:):D

    When people start offering their seat for you on public transport, you know it's pretty much curtains for you. If everyone else thinks you're an old fart then the chances are you are!

    I don't use public transport so I should be ok if I ever make it to old fart stage.


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