Scanger .....what comes next

ShagNastii

You absolutely hate and loathe everything English, yet you are too stupid to see the irony of your favourite thing in the whole world being Man Utd FC, Liverpool FC Arsenal etc. etc.

Pherekydes

Mweelrea wrote: »

Oh and their main ambition in life is the doll

They'll never get elected.

RoyalMarine

ha! im gonna go to dublin more often now just to take pics and laugh at them.

oh and i hate when they gel their fringes down their forehead and have it parted so it looks like a sweeping brush

also think of small white loud and hideous glanza's

dsmythy

People like to slag how others dress. Tracksuits are the fashion. Simple as. Just because it does nothing for you doesn't mean it's ridiculous they wear it. Just like other people wear certain things they consider to be in fashion.

So fair enough if you say that tracksuits are the first thing that come to mind but your not better than them purely on the fact you don't wear what they wear.

Terry

RoundyMooney wrote: »

Is this a Doobalin thing? Fellow smokers expressed surprise when I pulled out a 20 pack of JPB there last Friday. "Only skangers smoke those", I was told.

Never used to be that image attached to them up there...

I guarantee that those who saw you smoking JPB were either smoking marlboro/lights or camel lights.
Sheep mantality on both sides of the fence when it comes to cigarettes in Dublin.
I'm almost tempted to start smoking JPB just to piss those people off.

dsmythy wrote: »

People like to slag how others dress. Tracksuits are the fashion. Simple as. Just because it does nothing for you doesn't mean it's ridiculous they wear it. Just like other people wear certain things they consider to be in fashion.

So fair enough if you say that tracksuits are the first thing that come to mind but your not better than them purely on the fact you don't wear what they wear.

Right. I've a thread in works.
It'll take a couple of weeks as I'm bookmarking certain posts at the moment.

Save your comments for then.

jdivision

MadsL wrote: »

confuses public moustache with pubic.

That was intentional!! Haven't you noticed that as soon as they hit puberty they start growing moustaches and the attempts are invariably dreadful. We termed them pubic moustaches when I was in secondary school - but then that was more than 12 years ago!

gaf1983

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

3. Rolls there bus ticket into the shape of a spliff......

Haha, so true. Or else maybe it's me that used to do that, can't remember, maybe I still do.


PURRRRRE WHITE TRACKSUIT, PURRRRRE WHITE TACKIES*



*Limerickese for runners. I actually overheard a skangerette describe a guy she fancies in those terms.

Trojan911

dsmythy wrote: »

Tracksuits are the fashion. Simple as.

They certainly are..... Here is a picture of one of lifes achievers.....

bitemybanger

Wears the cap pointing to the stars
wears a shirt with tracksuit bottoms
has thier hands down thier trousers all the time
wear black gloves?:cool:

truecrippler

They ask random people for cigarettes then say something foul to them if they the person doesn't give them one.

Hang around shops.

Randomly goes around asking people "Ya ever been pooonched in the faze before?" *WHACK* Punches the guy in the face and says "Shweeeeeh... Now you have". One guy did that to my mate before on Paddie's day 2006. I kicked the fooooken crap out of him!!!!

They should all be exterminated. And no, I'm not posh, I come from a "disadvantaged" (Kinda) area.

dsmythy

truecrippler wrote: »

They ask random people for cigarettes then say something foul to them if they the person doesn't give them one.

Usually the oul "have you got a smoke" is the pretext to an attempted mugging/beating. Anytime someone dodgy comes up to me and asks for a smoke I'm ready to let rip.

gcgirl

why has nobody mentioned DUTCH GOLD yet!!! the skangers champainge

truecrippler

gcgirl wrote: »

why has nobody mentioned DUTCH GOLD yet!!! the skangers champainge

Spot on, there's nothing more to say. Close the thread.

SantryRed

Wikipedia have a page on them:p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skanger:D

Jrad

How brave! If a "skanger" does happen to see this he will not assume himself to be one.

phasers

the teenage girls highest hopes of achievement is

"oI wana be a hairdressah"
"oI wana wooork in choildcayer"

Mweelrea

gcgirl wrote: »

why has nobody mentioned DUTCH GOLD yet!!! the skangers champainge

Why didn't i think of that?!

Thats the be all and end all of "skangerdom":D

nevaeh-2die-4

when walking through town with the sun under his arm and a smoke behind his ear, he nods to everyone thinking he knows them.

Babette08

Jeez guys yee must be all feeling mighty smug now sitting in front of your computers basking in the glow that comes from knowing that your superiority is without doubt :rolleyes:

As Motosam said ‘they’re thik so let’s slag them’

FunkZ

I love skangers.

Einstein

Babette08 wrote:

As Motosam said ‘they’re thik so let’s slag them’

exactly

Jay P

dsmythy wrote: »

People like to slag how others dress. Tracksuits are the fashion. Simple as. Just because it does nothing for you doesn't mean it's ridiculous they wear it. Just like other people wear certain things they consider to be in fashion.

So fair enough if you say that tracksuits are the first thing that come to mind but your not better than them purely on the fact you don't wear what they wear.

Why is it you pick on me? And by the by, tracksuits in socks is flippin dericulous

chopperbyrne

phasers wrote: »

the teenage girls highest hopes of achievement is

"oI wana be a hairdressah"
"oI wana wooork in choildcayer"

What's wrong with wanting to be a hairdresser or working in childcare?

truecrippler

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanger

Someone should throw a pic up so tourists can be aware of them. Any skanger wanna put a pic of themselves up?



The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognised by shabby reebok and or addidas gear or if their really moving up in the criminal world,nike. They can also be recognised by their unusual birdlike walk which usually involves them moving their head back and forth much akin to a pigeon on speed.
Can be heard to say if in their immediate "pack" or "herd" of freinds "waaaaats tha storeeeeeeeee" or if a passer by- "Give us your mobile or I'll fckukin knife ya ya fcukin mupa!"
mating call:"Here Get out yar dick will yas!!!"

lol more here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skanger

truecrippler

Actually, dunno if you've seen this but PMFSL!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tPddpNuzLn8

Raekwon

Mweelrea wrote: »

Oh and their main ambition in life is the doll

Do you mean the dole or the dáil?

Terry

phasers wrote: »

the teenage girls highest hopes of achievement is

"oI wana be a hairdressah"
"oI wana wooork in choildcayer"

Do you get your hair done by a skanger?