Lonely Ireland

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 1:13am #1

Yea I'm here again making more wild accusations on a saturday night/sunday morning

I want to make a point about women socalising in large groups!

Why do ye feel the need to get into a gang on a night out?

Men go out in 1 or 2 - 3 or 4 but women are always to be found in groups of large numbers(no less than 4 - no more than 10(10+ in a group on a saturday night is a disaster(cat fight guaranteed))

Lets just say a fella is a bit shy...how does he approach this gang?

May I also say that women that travel in large groups pay for their taxi fair home,bak to where they started.

Anyone that has a fetish for spelling nowz yer chanze

aidan_walsh · 10-02-2008 1:16am

Had a bad night of it then?

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 1:20am

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Had a bad night of it then?

To me any night that Im alive is a good night for me!

beanyb · 10-02-2008 1:23am

Is the fact that girls that go out in big groups generally end up going home alone supposed to be a disincentive of some sort? Most girls dont go out looking to go home with a randomer! Some do, but for most it isnt the point of a night out!

I know plenty of lads that go out in big groups. It's not just girls that do it. Sometimes these groups even have both guys and girls! It's shocking.

Rb · 10-02-2008 1:35am

Walk up to them with your lad in your hand and a "who's first" expression on your face. Given that there's 10 of them, there's bound to be at least one slut who'll go for it.

Creamy Goodness · 10-02-2008 1:37am

there's less chance of someone trying to date rape them if there's like 10 of them.

this wouldn't happen to men so that's why guys go out in smaller bunches.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 1:39am

rb_ie wrote: »

Walk up to them with your lad in your hand and a "who's first" expression on your face. Given that there's 10 of them, there's bound to be at least one slut who'll go for it.

Women put their tits out and its sexy,A fella holds his mickey in his hand and he is a pervert.

LuckyCharms · 10-02-2008 1:41am

rb_ie wrote: »

Walk up to them with your lad in your hand and a "who's first" expression on your face. Given that there's 10 of them, there's bound to be at least one slut who'll go for it.

Great strategy, be sure to let us know how you get on with it

DILLIGAF · 10-02-2008 1:44am

groups are a tough one to master. I would usually try to flirt or hit on the Alpha in the group,failing that,hit on the ugly one and he friends will resolve that your there for a chat and not to be sleezy. Of course you'll need to roll out the tactics once you feel like your in without being the elephant in the room.Takes time and skill. Knowing when to talk and knowing when to shut up. I guess you could attribute this skill to that of a mine clearer. You need to clear mines,but you gotta get close to them without blowing them up.haha im pretty tired,and also off the drink(aka fun)

but its all in the name of fitness!

Rb · 10-02-2008 1:44am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Women put their tits out and its sexy,A fella holds his mickey in his hand and he is a pervert.

Depends on the context, give it a try and see how you get on!

LuckyCharms wrote: »

Great strategy, be sure to let us know how you get on with it

Nah unfortunately I'm not into sluts and am happily in a relationship, but I'm sure it'd work great for those looking for a one night stand.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 1:47am

beanyb wrote: »

Is the fact that girls that go out in big groups generally end up going home alone supposed to be a disincentive of some sort? Most girls dont go out looking to go home with a randomer! Some do, but for most it isnt the point of a night out!

I know plenty of lads that go out in big groups. It's not just girls that do it. Sometimes these groups even have both guys and girls! It's shocking.

Honestly,how many lads are in that group?

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 1:49am

rb_ie wrote: »

Depends on the context, give it a try and see how you get on!

Nah unfortunately I'm not into sluts and am happily in a relationship, but I'm sure it'd work great for those looking for a one night stand.

You are excluded from this situation so!?

beanyb · 10-02-2008 2:01am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Honestly,how many lads are in that group?

I know a couple of groups of lads of about 10 or more that would go out together most weekends.

Lazare · 10-02-2008 2:05am

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imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 2:14am

Lazare wrote: »

This thread is so exciting, OP, you've come up with some ground breaking stuff, here's a site that you might be interested in.

If it were not for people like you then this site would be a spectacular failure!Did you get that link on a porn site???or did you do it by yer own little self?Whats your idea of excitement?is it watching people posting fourms and belitteling them or making an honest contribution?????

Lazare · 10-02-2008 2:28am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Whats your idea of excitement?

Pontificating on the social habits of the human female. Oh, wait...yawn....

Rb · 10-02-2008 2:32am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

You are excluded from this situation so!?

Yes.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 2:35am

Lazare wrote: »

This thread is so exciting, OP, you've come up with some ground breaking stuff, here's a site that you might be interested in.

If you want exciting my first gesture is that you hook into the real world.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 2:39am

Lazare wrote: »

Pontificating on the social habits of the human female. Oh, wait...yawn....

This is where the whole thing goes astray.

Its not my fault if you feel inferior.I made no statement to suggest otherwise,If you want to read between the lines then go for it.

Dont expect me to explain your toughts

ScumLord · 10-02-2008 2:44am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Men go out in 1 or 2 - 3 or 4 but women are always to be found in groups of large numbers(no less than 4 - no more than 10(10+ in a group on a saturday night is a disaster(cat fight guaranteed))

Count yerseolf lucky I went out tonight and ther where no wemens whatsoever. I'd have tore into that group like a fat kid at a cake factory.

Lazare · 10-02-2008 2:48am

i'venoluckwithgirls wrote: »

This is where the whole thing goes astray.

Its not my fault if you feel inferior.

I just cannit approach the wimmin, I'm hidious.

Rb · 10-02-2008 2:48am

I think I see the problem OP, you're very confrontational. If you're the same IRL, I can see why even 10 women would want to stay clear.

Seriously, go swing your mickey at some birds and see how you get on.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 2:56am

ScumLord wrote: »

Count yerseolf lucky I went out tonight and ther where no wemens whatsoever. I'd have tore into that group like a fat kid at a cake factory.

I bet there was one sexy hot bird in there?

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 3:00am

rb_ie wrote: »

I think I see the problem OP, you're very confrontational. If you're the same IRL, I can see why even 10 women would want to stay clear.

Seriously, go swing your mickey at some birds and see how you get on.

I also dont have 1000's of posts online,whats the difference between you and I?

Rb · 10-02-2008 3:05am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

I also dont have 1000's of posts online,whats the difference between you and I?

Well, considering you post threads about how to approach women, and I don't, I think it's fairly safe to say the difference is I use my cock and you don't.

Lazare · 10-02-2008 3:09am

rb_ie wrote: »

, I think it's fairly safe to say the difference is I use my cock and you don't.

oh he does,

Imeddyhobbs wrote:

10 Years from now

Ya really do have the best fun with yourself thou

(actually from a thread about sex)

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 3:09am

rb_ie wrote: »

Well, considering you post threads about how to approach women, and I don't, I think it's fairly safe to say the difference is I use my cock and you don't.

I'm not one to brag but when i use my essentials i get my dick out,you press cap locks.

Rb · 10-02-2008 3:12am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

I'm not one to brag but when i use my essentials i get my dick out,you press cap locks.

This is such a lame comeback. Go to bed (alone lolz) and re-think it and come back with something better.

Rb · 10-02-2008 3:13am

Lazare wrote: »

oh he does,

(actually from a thread about sex)

Ah ha ha ha ha ha, good job lazare

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 3:15am

rb_ie wrote: »

Go to bed (alone lolz) and re-think it and come back with something better.

You sound like my granny.

Rb · 10-02-2008 3:16am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

You sound like my granny.

Your granny rips into you about going to bed alone too?

LOL, you poor thing.

Lazare · 10-02-2008 3:19am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

You sound like my granny.

She laughs out loud at your lonesomeness? What a bitch.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 3:31am

rb_ie wrote: »

Your granny rips into you about going to bed alone too?

LOL, you poor thing.

yea thats kinda funny but what are you doing here?

brave man

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 3:38am

rb_ie wrote: »

Your granny rips into you about going to bed alone too?

LOL, you poor thing.

Stay up till 7 champ,Im here for the fun,you're not.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 3:45am

rb_ie wrote: »

Your granny rips into you about going to bed alone too?

LOL, you poor thing.

Your sounding more like my granny in this one.

Is this your only bucket to piss in?

Please dont tell me you have easier targets...?

Fizman · 10-02-2008 3:56am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Men go out in 1 or 2 - 3 or 4 but women are always to be found in groups of large numbers(no less than 4 - no more than 10(10+ in a group on a saturday night is a disaster(cat fight guaranteed))

Lets just say a fella is a bit shy...how does he approach this gang?

I'm just in the door from a nite out, scored with a hot girl from waterford. Low and behold, because she is out with 5 other mates (all female - none of which appeared to be with a male at 3.00) from waterford also, she can't come home with me (even for a cup of tea

)...GRRRR! (Something about them thinking less of her....blah blah blah).

Nah i'm not that pissed off, she's a respectable girl (and hottttt) who gave me her number so stuff could happen in the future who knows.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 4:08am

Fizman wrote: »

I'm just in the door from a nite out, scored with a hot girl from waterford. Low and behold, because she is out with 5 other mates (all female - none of which appeared to be with a male at 3.00) from waterford also, she can't come home with me (even for a cup of tea )...GRRRR! (Something about them thinking less of her....blah blah blah).

Nah i'm not that pissed off, she's a respectable girl (and hottttt) who gave me her number so stuff could happen in the future who knows.

Make sure you follow that up!

Sweet

Fizman · 10-02-2008 4:17am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Make sure you follow that up!

Sweet

I intend to. The fact that she will infrequently be in Limerick coupled with the fact that its even less frequent that i'm in waterford.....its all good.

Lets just say its has been a good weekend as regards the ladies!!!

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 4:20am

Fizman wrote: »

I intend to. The fact that she will infrequently be in Limerick coupled with the fact that its even less frequent that i'm in waterford.....its all good.

Lets just say its has been a good weekend as regards the ladies!!!

Basrard

Best of luck man!!!

walt0r · 10-02-2008 4:24am

loserville central here

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 4:28am

walt0r wrote: »

loserville central here

Valentines is coming up dude,keep a horn,buy flowers,get a ....!

walt0r · 10-02-2008 4:31am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Valentines is coming up dude,keep a horn.

Oh don't worry about me sweety, your worries need be with the plain folk, lolz, keep your flowers I been ridin 2x this week already, cross my heart and hope to cum

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 4:40am

walt0r wrote: »

Oh don't worry about me sweety, your worries need be with the plain folk, lolz, keep your flowers I been ridin 2x this week already, cross my heart and hope to cum

What a shame!

Nobody knows yor sensitive spots.

X
xxxxxx
xxx

Rb · 10-02-2008 4:42am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

yea thats kinda funny but what are you doing here?

brave man

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Stay up till 7 champ,Im here for the fun,you're not.

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Your sounding more like my granny in this one.

Is this your only bucket to piss in?

Please dont tell me you have easier targets...?

You replied to my post three times, with three equally weak answers.

You're here for fun?You mean, you're here for the times in between you having fun with yourself, by yourself.

Terry is going to love logging on to this tomorrow, that's for sure.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 4:45am

rb_ie wrote: »

You replied to my post three times, with three equally weak answers.

You're here for fun?You mean, you're here for the times in between you having fun with yourself, by yourself.

Terry is going to love logging on to this tomorrow, that's for sure.

Its not TOO serious

Keep looking!

I like people that keep it simple,I also suffer from dyslexia.

Cianos · 10-02-2008 4:49am

DILLIGAF wrote: »

groups are a tough one to master. I would usually try to flirt or hit on the Alpha in the group,failing that,hit on the ugly one and he friends will resolve that your there for a chat and not to be sleezy.

This approach is flawed in so many ways.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 4:52am

Is anybody going to stick to the topic!

Rb · 10-02-2008 4:53am

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Is anybody going to stick to the topic!

We've already came up with the solution, don't you remember?

Either go swing your mickey at them or try online dating.

sickpuppy · 10-02-2008 4:53am

No disrespect eddyhobbs the only honourable thing to do now is suicide.
You cant argue nor debate humour is vacant from you etc and you think some bloke who didnt even get to drop the hand is great hit with the ladies
ffs man get a grip have asleep and promise not to go near apc with drink taken good man.

Rb · 10-02-2008 4:54am

sickpuppy wrote: »

No disrespect eddyhobbs the only honourable thing to do now is suicide.

Lol.

imeddyhobbs · 10-02-2008 4:56am

rb_ie wrote: »

We've already came up with the solution, don't you remember?

Either go swing your mickey at them or try online dating.

I could get arrested,eddyhobbs dont need that.

Lonely Ireland

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