Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

m83

It's so so true, Americans just don't get sarcasm.


Me: hey you!
Kati: hi, how are you?
Me: i have work in one hour, not good at all!
Me: its 8 am here
Kati: where is here??
Me: ireland
Kati: OMG really...wow....
Me: ya, sure is
Me: u like ireland?
Kati: I thought you were in the states..in
California...never been to Ireland
Me: aww u should come its awesome here
Kati: that is a bit far...maybe someday....not like I can
just jump in the car...
Me: u could jump in a plane though
Kati: true...but that would be a hefty ticket...
Me: but im worth it, arent i ?
Kati: honey I don't even know you...
Me: aww I thought we had something
Kati: don't be sad...it's true
Me: but you made me feel so special like kittens in syrup
Kati: you are crazy....how...you don't even know my
name...maybe you have me confused with someone
else...
Me: but your beautiful
Kati: well thank you...I appreciate that
Me: no problem, lover
Kati: lover??? You are crazy
Me: you know i love you baby
Kati: shut your mouth
Me: make me
Kati: eww! leave me alone...you are immature...sorry....
Me: f*ck you bitch!


Oh where did I go wrong this young lady at all? :rolleyes:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

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dlofnep

"Kati: true...but that would be a hefty ticket... "

Americans say hefty?

Huggles

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4zn76tysfajdxp

uh....what?

Ruu_Old

Join a club or go travelling.

m83

Sorry mods, can you move this post to humanities or PI please?

Jimbo

Im loike sooooooo jealous. You were on the verge of cyber-scoring there mate

dlofnep

Oh holy gawd, this thread backfired.

Sherifu

m83 wrote: »

Sorry mods, can you move this post to humanities or PI please?

Hahahahahahahahaha

More like the recycle bin

MrJoeSoap

Best thread title ever.

Gosh!

passive

You're, not your. That's probably where you lost her... She seemed the academic sort. Better luck next time, plenty more fish in the sea. RP as a rhino.

m83

somebody... hold me... please!

Jimbo

Me: but you made me feel so special like kittens in syrup

Lol. What a line

faceman

wtf is this about? is it funny or something?

Marksie

m83 wrote: »

Oh where did I go wrong this young lady at all? :rolleyes:

That is really something you should be discussing with your counsellor, psychiatrist or psychologist.

If you havent got one, get one

m83

faceman wrote: »

wtf is this about? is it funny or something?

The hint was in the opening sentence.

It's so so true, Americans just don't get sarcasm.

4zn76tysfajdxp

faceman wrote: »

wtf is this about? is it funny or something?

No, no it isn't.

To OP:
"You saw Napoleon Dynamite too??? You're cool let's be friends!!!!"

Tragedy

Are you saying we're all americans and you're being sarcastic?

m83

Kyla Handsome Whistle-blower wrote: »

No, no it isn't.

To OP:
"You saw Napoleon Dynamite too??? You're cool let's be friends!!!!"

I like you. But i don't like your face. So i'd rather not.

faceman

m83 wrote: »

It's so so true, Americans just don't get sarcasm.

Er, yes they do.
there is nothing sarcastic in your conversation, just stupidity.

m83

faceman wrote: »

Er, yes they do.
there is nothing sarcastic in your conversation, just stupidity.

ok thanks for clearing that up for me dad.

dlofnep

Oh man, I feel awkward for the OP. Can we delete this thread and give the guy a fresh new start?

m83

Mods. Can you reinstall the after hours humour plug-in please?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Do you like Family Guy too?

m83

Kyla Handsome Whistle-blower wrote: »

Do you like Family Guy too?

Why? Do you? Thats awesome! Let's be friends!!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Looks like some Irish people don't get sarcasm either.

Tobias Greeshman

Damn I miss these type of threads on boards.

Marksie

m83 wrote: »

Mods. Can you reinstall the after hours humour plug-in please?

And the stupidity filter as well

Humour is relative, stupidity universal

m83

Meh, i give up... you win internet people

Sherifu

m83 wrote: »

Meh, i give up... you win internet people

Loser.

Stercus Accidit

He he he!

This is epic fail I guess, I heard of it, but never thought I would see it for myself....

Either, ultimate troll....

Or twat.

Mods please put in a poll.

6th

m83 wrote: »

Oh where did I go wrong this young lady at all? :rolleyes:

Sorry, it wasn't a lady it was me. I get bored sometimes.

RoyalMarine

where's terry when you need him

6th

Probably off in a chat room pretending to be a lonely housewife.

Killaqueen!!!

Sarcasm might work on, like..yknow..real friends..like not on the internet?

RoyalMarine

6th wrote: »

Probably off in a chat room pretending to be a lonely housewife.

lol

AngryBadger

"hefty" lol Shoulda said "Oh i've got something hefty for you right here babe, there, feel the heft on THAT!"

Wertz

Killaqueen!!! wrote: »

Sarcasm might work on, like..yknow..real friends..like not on the internet?

Oh sarcasm works on the web...it's the actual lack of any in the OP's IM convo that's the root of the problem...

Kold

Me: Whut up
Sam: Nothin' much
Me: You're gay lol
Sam: Totally



OMGROFL YOU GUYS HAD TO HEAR THIS

tech77

dlofnep wrote: »

Oh man, I feel awkward for the OP. Can we delete this thread and give the guy a fresh new start?

Yes.
Let's never speak of this thread again.

Christ between this and the Pighead tabloid thread there has some fair amount of sh1te posted in AH recently.

FunkZ

The internetz R'z a frightful place ya'll...

m83

don't you worry i'll be back! mu ha ha ha!!!

Sherifu

m83 wrote: »

don't you worry i'll be back! mu ha ha ha!!!

Here's hoping that's sarcasm.

togster

+1

Caliden

I thought it was humourous. Lighten up you bunch of tight arses.

passive

Yeah, I'm with Caliden. It wasn't that bad... Kinda funny how she took him completely seriously despite him clearly taking the piss. Quit bandwagoning :P.

leninbenjamin

where's this going again?

m83

Caliden wrote: »

I thought it was humourous. Lighten up you bunch of tight arses.

passive wrote: »

Yeah, I'm with Caliden. It wasn't that bad... Kinda funny how she took him completely seriously despite him clearly taking the piss. Quit bandwagoning :P.

legends the two of you, cheers for that.


bangwagoning thread of the century.

togster

m83 wrote: »

bangwagoning thread of the century.

Now thats some good sarcasm right there.

m83

togster wrote: »

Now thats some good sarcasm right there.

case in point.