Secret Unmanly Thoughts

Peared

After making a similar thread in the Ladies Lounge Im interested to find out what the brothers thoughts are. Are there opinions you hold that dont fit in with the BGRH ethos? Any habits or thoughts that you might not be too keen to share with your mates? What are your secret unmanly thoughts? Methinks this might be an empty thread as obviously the boys here wont have any.

AlmightyCushion

The reason I don't drink diet coke is because it tastes like shít not because it's a diet drink (which it isn't, there's no way in hell that crap can be healthy for you).

dr.bollocko

I have always had a secret passion for designing the frilly bows on women's underwear.
They aren't for me though. I don't wear underwear.
Underwear would imply that I would need to put on pants at some stage. And sher when I am naked from the middle down, I can't see me bits no more so how in the **** is anyone else expected to?
Also, lately I have had to switch to girly toilet paper. I don't care if Chuck Norris uses a malaria infused cactus genetically engineerered to have razors for leaves and then washes down with a lemon juice bidet. Some of us like a nice flowery TP treat when we are ****ting out our hangover Chuck.

Terry

I like a chick to stick a finger up my arse while she is blowing me.

truecrippler

Terry wrote: »

I like a chick to stick a finger up my arse while she is blowing me.

*spits out coffee*

randylonghorn

truecrippler wrote: »

*spits out coffee*

Well, at least we know now that you spit, not swallow ...



I've always kinda fancied girls wearing football shorts (with or without the appropriate shirt).

Never thought it was particularly unmanly until a friend of mine started reading Freud's theories, what he subsequently made of it I will not repeat here!

smellslikeshoes

Next thing you know she will be asking about our feeling, A mans thoughts are his own. Now get us a beer from the fridge luv.;)

The Hill Billy

I probably drink more wine than beer these days.
I have also been known to wear pink shirts.

matrim

I don't think Angelina Jolie is good looking

TerrorFirmer

matrim wrote: »

I don't think Angelina Jolie is good looking

You must be reading braille celebrity magazines then.



Me, well...the only alcohol I drink is spirits....even the smell of beer/stout/whatever makes me feel ill.

FlutterinBantam

Terry wrote: »

I like a chick to stick a finger up my arse while she is blowing me.

Known, I'm led to believe as 'The cheeky finger'

Like a true BGRH man nothing goes up my walnut except the odd suppository when I'm a bit bound,and that would be rare enough.

Tragedy

I moisturise

watna

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

The reason I don't drink diet coke is because it tastes like shít not because it's a diet drink (which it isn't, there's no way in hell that crap can be healthy for you).

:eek::eek:You take that back!!! Diet coke is my friend.

justsomebloke

watna wrote: »

:eek::eek:You take that back!!! Diet coke is my friend.

well it probably isn't healthy it just has no calories. Just because it doesn't have calories doesn't make it healthy.

(oh and coke zero FTW)

justsomebloke

HavoK wrote: »

eh, wouldn't kick her out of bed but no really what I would go for my self. I think she is quite over rated

watna

jsb wrote: »

well it probably isn't healthy it just has no calories. Just because it doesn't have calories doesn't make it healthy.

(oh and coke zero FTW)

Pah, I couldn't care les about the healthiness, I just love the taste. i don't drink tea or coffee so diet coke is my afternoon pick me up.

if fat coke tasted nicer I'd drink that instead, but it doesn't, it tastes like syrup in a glass. blech!

Doctor DooM

Football bores me to tears.

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SDooM wrote: »

Football bores me to tears.

:eek::eek:

John Mason

SDooM wrote: »

Football bores me to tears.

shhhh, dont say things like that in front of DesF, you will give him a heart attack :rolleyes:

ShayK1

i have been known to file my nails after butchering them with a clippers..

I also regularly pluck my eyebrow

justsomebloke

SDooM wrote: »

Football bores me to tears.

ye agree with you on that. rugby yes, football god no

ShayK1 wrote: »

I also regularly pluck my eyebrow

ye do that one as well other then that I would probably have one ugly unibrow and be minus one girlfriend

denashpot

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Next thing you know she will be asking about our feeling, A mans thoughts are his own. Now get us a beer from the fridge luv.;)

while your there get me 1 as well!

Doctor DooM

DesF wrote: »

:eek::eek:

Sorry dude. I'll keep it to myself in future.

Seth Brundle

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Next thing you know she will be asking about our feeling, A mans thoughts are his own. Now get us a beer from the fridge luv.;)

Well said. I'm just disappointed that it took until post #7 for it to be said.

BGRH is turning into pussies corner. I thought it was a place where men could be men, instead youse are talking about feckin moisturiser!

C'mon brothers - back to talking about manly topics like that Welsh tart!

Peared

Aw bless, threatened by moisturiser

Tragedy

I have soft serial killer hands because of it

Morlar

jsb wrote: »

rugby yes, football god no

Yup. Gaelic or hurling also kick ass but ixnay on the foot-ay*.


*= unless its a charlton era Irish international.

Lux23

Terry wrote: »

I like a chick to stick a finger up my arse while she is blowing me.

I don't think there are many men out there who would dislike that. They won't admit it generally because they are afraid people might think they are gay

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Morlar wrote: »

Yup. Gaelic or hurling also kick ass but ixnay on the foot-ay*.


*= unless its a charlton era Irish international.

I hate rugger.

I hate Gaelic football.

Hurling is ok, but I won't attend gah games because of what they tried to do to Shamrock Rovers.

I hate Jack Charlton, his style of football was horrible to watch, and I hate even more the Olé Olé brigade that he spawned.

I like sausages, pudding and rashers, but I will not eat Ham, Bacon or Roast Pork.

Unprocessed pigmeat disgusts me.

The Hill Billy

DesF wrote: »

I will not eat Ham, Bacon or Roast Pork.

For shame!

Slow Motion

U r All teh ghey!

the dee

After reading this thread, I am slightly more attracted to all of you. Keep it up lads!

Melion

Sometimes i like to be the small spoon

nomorebadtown

Melion wrote: »

Sometimes i like to be the small spoon

jesus lads, this place is going downhill rapidly.

for the love of god lock this thread before things get any worse.

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the dee wrote: »

After reading this thread, I am slightly more attracted to all of you. Keep it up lads!

a/s/l?

Melion

nomorebadtown wrote: »

jesus lads, this place is going downhill rapidly.

for the love of god lock this thread before things get any worse.

Its a strange feeling buts its a nice kind of strange. I wouldnt be the small spoon every night but sometimes is ok.

Wreck

I like to watch the OC. I read the new posts in this http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055192287 thread at least once a week. I have cried while watching some films/ TV shows. I like the occasional glass of Bailey's with ice.










:oI'll never be able to show my face in this forum again, will I?

justsomebloke

Wreck wrote: »

:oI'll never be able to show my face in this forum again, will I?

nope

admiralofthefleet

i really like hetty waintrop investigates (the program, not mrs. bucket)

Slow Motion

*Sigh**Shakes head sadly* You're all barred from YORE MAs!*Shakes head sadly*

arybvtcw0eolkf

Terry wrote: »

I like a chick to stick a finger up my arse while she is blowing me.

I've had that done before, its deadly.

watna

Mairt wrote: »

I've had that done before, its deadly.

:eek::eek:

Terry and Mairt, iIthought you were nice boys!









Only messing, I knew you weren't!

Hellm0

1. I like cooking for my girlfriend.
2. I clean my apartment(though I dont iron my clothes or vacuum really).
3. I eat healthy food.
4. I enjoy fine art and clasical music.
5. I hate football.

All that aside I still prefer when my girlfriend cooks for me while I laze about in my filthy apartment eating fast food watching southpark and plotting the demise of soccer as a sport.

Don1

I'm steadily losing interest in soccer, detest GAA and hate the taste of Guinness.

:eek:

In my defense I love Heineken and JD, watch rugby, snowboard and mountain bike whenever I can and think the metrosexual male is a sub-species that should be eradicated before it spreads further!!!

FlutterinBantam

Are you ghey by any chance??

Karl Hungus

I once thought "Woof, woof woof!"

John Mason

DesF wrote: »

a/s/l?

**ahem**

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irishbird wrote: »

**ahem**

Only joking.

LadyJ

It's so funny, on the women's thread this has turned into viscious a debate about weight and here the main issues are football and ass fingering!

Tragedy

Well, they are the two most delightful things in life. Especially when both are happening at the same time.

Hellm0

Tragedy wrote: »

Well, they are the two most delightful things in life. Especially when both are happening at the same time.

So let me get this straight...your saying that soccer and ass fingering go hand in hand?

Why am I not suprised.