Happiness is......

Archeron · 25-01-2008 9:17pm #1

...........finding a fifty euro note in your jeans when you're so broke you've taken to busking in your office canteen for free bread and there's no-one left that you can ask for a loan from.

How do you finish that sentence?

feylya · 25-01-2008 9:18pm

...a steak and a blow job

AckwelFoley · 25-01-2008 9:19pm

Happiness is being balls deep in ur ex girlfriends ma

Naos · 25-01-2008 9:30pm

the end of "The Pursuit of Happiness". That end bit when he got the job was his best piece of acting ever.

the dee · 25-01-2008 9:36pm

Happiness is a disposition cultivated over time, not a thing or a place that you can attain.

AckwelFoley · 25-01-2008 9:41pm

the dee wrote: »

Happiness is a disposition cultivated over time, not a thing or a place that you can attain.

Did anyone ever discribe you as Pedantic?

the dee · 25-01-2008 9:42pm

snyper wrote: »

Did anyone ever discribe you as Pedantic?

Myself. Many times. At least once today

I was aiming more for philosophical with that one. Plato? No?

Jesus Wept · 25-01-2008 9:45pm

the dee wrote: »

Plato? No?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stRVgu_3mhc

Naos · 25-01-2008 9:45pm

I got ya sweetcheeks.

Fine, I'll go philosophical too.

Happiness is a place in which we strive to reach and we attempt to achieve this by acquiring material possessions, whereby true happiness...

Screw it, a steak and a blow job.

Dord · 25-01-2008 9:50pm

feylya wrote: »

...a steak and a blow job

I agree, add in a new Bass and its beyond happiness!

zuutroy · 26-01-2008 12:19am

Spliff, Tea, and Snooker on TV

Plan_D · 26-01-2008 12:21am

Having every one on boards think I am great and starting a blog about my life here.

Simple really.

DEmeant0r · 26-01-2008 12:29am

snyper wrote: »

Happiness is being balls deep in ur ex girlfriends ma

or how about being balls deep in your gf while eating steak and watching porn?

Peared · 26-01-2008 12:31am

..a cigar called Hamlet.

Or is it? I forget now, sh*t maybe thats something else. Hmm.

r3nu4l · 26-01-2008 12:31am

DEmeant0r wrote: »

or how about being balls deep in your gf while eating steak and watching porn?

No beer?

Fremen · 26-01-2008 12:34am

Happiness is... the man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors on his hobnail boots

DEmeant0r · 26-01-2008 12:41am

r3nu4l wrote: »

No beer?

Well that'd be asking too much

thefinalstage · 26-01-2008 12:47am

the dee wrote: »

Myself. Many times. At least once today

I was aiming more for philosophical with that one. Plato? No?

You can't steal other people quotes and try to be philosophical. Create your own!

Adyx · 26-01-2008 1:01am

*Sings* A warm gun

Can't believe nobody said it yet!

rainbowtrout · 26-01-2008 1:03am

Adyx wrote: »

*Sings* A warm gun

Can't believe nobody said it yet!

Bang, bang, shoot, shoot!

Damn, I was just about to post that!:D

togster · 26-01-2008 1:09am

happiness is.......

getting your balls sucked properly

lalallalalalalallaalallalla

drunken posting lalallalla

gerky · 26-01-2008 1:27am

Happiness is being happy, simple as:D

DEmeant0r · 26-01-2008 1:29am

gerky wrote: »

Happiness is being happy, simple as:D

Or how about in a relationship where you are guaranteed kinky sexy time every week? When you're single you might get long patches of dry spells

Crazy Christ · 26-01-2008 1:48am

Being balls deep in Mary Harney and spooning her on top of Charlie Haughey's coffin

gerky · 26-01-2008 1:50am

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Or how about in a relationship where you are guaranteed kinky sexy time every week? When you're single you might get long patches of dry spells

Alright I'll add that:D

Crumble Froo · 26-01-2008 2:14am

jack daniels, kelkin popcorn, beanbag, good mates, incubus dvd.

bliss.

niceirishfella · 26-01-2008 2:19am

A shoite, a shower, a shabba rank and some sleep.:D

nite all.

26-01-2008 2:22am

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Or how about in a relationship where you are guaranteed kinky sexy time every week? When you're single you might get long patches of dry spells

Having lots of Kinky sex make it goal orientated and you spend more time feeling bored and left wanting of the next thrill, than you do happy.

26-01-2008 2:24am

The sensation of speed makes me happy.

Fremen · 26-01-2008 2:24am

Adyx wrote: »

*Sings* A warm gun

OI!

See my post above. I was just a bit more subtle about it :cool:

26-01-2008 2:40am

honeytea and a good book

26-01-2008 2:51am

Is that black tea with honey or something else?

Tea makes me glow with happiness.
I always forget I drink it until someone reminds me.
And then its such a pleasure.

thefinalstage · 26-01-2008 2:56am

A beautiful woman who can kick my ass.
Hey, its boring when shes submissive!

Overheal · 26-01-2008 3:09am

Happiness is a Fish you cannot catch.

26-01-2008 3:31am

Moonbaby wrote: »

Is that black tea with honey or something else?

Tea makes me glow with happiness.
I always forget I drink it until someone reminds me.
And then its such a pleasure.

black tea with honey yep

heaven!

*lily* · 26-01-2008 4:03am

havin a few drinks with yer mates talkin shoite. nothing loike it eh!!

getting yer fella to pay for everythng hee hee

Black Swan · 26-01-2008 4:10am

Sleeping in
A deep yawn
Sip of green tea
Warm hug on a cool day

Kernel · 26-01-2008 7:01am

A lot of people seem to equate sex with happiness... friggin' short-term pleasure seeking virgins.

For me, happiness is the simple things in life. Or being with friends and loved ones. Having a pint and a half decent conversation after a hectic day ranks up there too.

Or maybe that's just contentment..... hmmm.

orestes · 26-01-2008 7:10am

thelastangryman wrote: »

A beautiful woman who can kick my ass.
Hey, its boring when shes submissive!

I agree with you there man, nothing like a good ass-kicking to brighten up your day!

The harder you hit me the more you love me!

phasers · 26-01-2008 10:05am

....uncool.

you need to be apathetic for people to like you

Dizzyblonde · 26-01-2008 10:22am

A glass of wine, a good book and an open fire

Crumble Froo · 26-01-2008 10:28am

i has jack daniels, vinyl shoegazing ceol, and 'wild berry' skittles right now.

im happy as a pig in muck

feylya · 26-01-2008 10:32am

You can get Wild Berry skittles? I demand several large boxes are posted to me!

Intothesea · 26-01-2008 10:36am

...is having no cause to think about happiness.

Also: being at home with my own people.

Crumble Froo · 26-01-2008 10:50am

feylya wrote: »

You can get Wild Berry skittles? I demand several large boxes are posted to me!

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4372/skittlesob2.jpg

ha, i was watching a documentary on great white sharks, and FELL ASLEEP! :eek: stupid heat. so i figured if i was gonna last the night, i'd need a boost...

User45701 · 26-01-2008 12:05pm

I think we all know that happiness is just a flaming moe away

Santiago Garcia · 26-01-2008 12:19pm

Is being in love with your woman.

Crumble Froo · 26-01-2008 12:32pm

Santiago Garcia wrote: »

Is being in love with your woman.

yeah, but imagine having your life's love... AND kelkin, a beanbag, jack daniel's, wild berry skittles, incubus, and awesome vinyl.

26-01-2008 12:43pm

Dizzyblonde wrote: »

A glass of wine, a good book and an open fire

ah yea i forgot to add a big fire to mine

mental07 · 27-01-2008 10:43am

Happiness is that dream I had last night. Sigh.

Sadness is waking up from it. Double sigh.

c0rk3r · 27-01-2008 10:54am

Happiness is soma

If thats not available than cocaine

Oh Brave new world

Happiness is......

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