Laura Wood's bum

faceman

I always debated the sezziness of laura woods who used to do the lotto. Then i was on the beer with her during the summer as part of a charity event and some of the lads reckoned she had a nice bum. Which she did but i still wasnt convinced.

However yesterday in the sunday paper i saw a photo of her in tightish jeans bending over and i nearly choked on me brussel sprout. I was sober at the time.

Now i feel guilty. What do yizzer reckon?

Zaph

A Jaysus Brother faceman, you can't tell us a story like that and then expect us to make up our minds about her bum without pics.

faceman

Zaph wrote: »

A Jaysus Brother faceman, you can't tell us a story like that and then expect us to make up our minds about her bum without pics.

Soz dude, there aint none worth viewing online but it was in the glossy mag of yesterdays independent if there's one hanging around!

stepbar

However yesterday in the sunday paper i saw a photo of her in tightish jeans bending over and i nearly choked on me brussel sprout. I was sober at the time

I LOL'ed at that:D

Robbo

faceman wrote: »

Soz dude, there aint none worth viewing online but it was in the glossy mag of yesterdays independent if there's one hanging around!

Don't make me start digging around in the bins again.

Zaph

I'll just have to resign myself to not seeing it then.

johnnyskeleton

Is your question about her lovely bottom or about the rest of her, the curvature of her gultimus maximus being merely evidence which indicates her hottness?

smashey

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Is your question about her lovely bottom or about the rest of her, the curvature of her gultimus maximus being merely evidence which indicates her hottness?

Dude. You're using too many words. All you have to say is "she has a nice ass."

I'd hit it.

johnnyskeleton

smashey wrote: »

Dude. You're using too many words. All you have to say is "she has a nice ass."

I'd hit it.

She's a she, and she has an ass = most men would hit it at some stage of the night.

smashey

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

She's a she, and she has an ass = most men would hit it at some stage of the night.

I'd hit it early in the night as beer goggles wouldn't be necessary.

Santa Claus

Faceman, if you ain't got the pictures then it's just mean to start the thread !

Couldn't find any rear shots but this photo isn't bad.


She's no Lucy Kennedy mind!!

Zaph

Santa Claus wrote: »

She's no Lucy Kennedy mind!!

Thank god for that!

Pigman II

Santa Claus wrote: »

She's no Lucy Kennedy mind!!

Lucky for her! I can't look at Lucy Kennedy for long before checking for man-hands.

Robbo

Luckily, I managed to salvage the mag from the recycling pile. If popular demand dictates, I can supply the necessary evidence.

Yes, she has a lovely bottom.

Zaph

Robbo wrote: »

If popular demand dictates, I can supply the necessary evidence.

Exactly how demanding do we need to be?

TerrorFirmer

I have a copy downstairs, must take a look on my way down for a glass of....stout. Yes, stout.

AlmightyCushion

Robbo wrote: »

Luckily, I managed to salvage the mag from the recycling pile. If popular demand dictates, I can supply the necessary evidence.

Yes, she has a lovely bottom.

Go for it, I have to see this ass.

justsomebloke

I thought the fact that there was a thread here in the first place would indicate that their was demand to see the photo

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Someone post the bum.

I'd do Lucy Kennedy.

TerrorFirmer

Well lads its a crap photo. It's a profile shot, and there's not much of an ass there, so I was disappointed. Of course, after a thread was created about it, you would be expecting a bit more.

Now....that is not to say I wouldn't rip those jeans off with my teeth.

Tom Dunne

DesF wrote: »

Someone post the bum.

I'd do Lucy Kennedy.

Lucy Kenny is Ireland's queen of chavs.

Classy chick.

Who is Laura Woods when she is at home? (sorry, I don't do popular culture. Or I am clueless, I know it's one of them).

smashey

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Lucy Kenny is Ireland's queen of chavs.

Classy chick.

Who is Laura Woods when she is at home? (sorry, I don't do popular culture. Or I am clueless, I know it's one of them).

She fills in for Derek Mooney on the lotto show.

Hagar

Don't post Derek Mooney's bum. Pleeeeeeease.

Tom Dunne

smashey wrote: »

She fills in for Derek Mooney on the lotto show.

Oh, of course, and I watch that too.

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

Lucy Kenny is Ireland's queen of chavs.

Classy chick.

Skanger is the correct term for Ireland Brother Tom.

Anyway, I couldn't care less about her skangerness, I think she's a good lookin' burd, and I'd ride her sideways.

Pigman II

Hagar wrote: »

Don't post Derek Mooney's bum

He's had stranger things done to it.

Tom Dunne

DesF wrote: »

Skanger is the correct term for Ireland Brother Tom.

Anyway, I couldn't care less about her skangerness, I think she's a good lookin' burd, and I'd ride her sideways.

I apologise. See, I am just not up on what the "in" terms are these days.

Note to self: watch more TV.

Another note to self: keep an eye out for Laura Wood's bum

justsomebloke

Ok I think brother faceman has been given adequate time to provide a photo (12 hours for feck sake) and still hasn't. I think brother Tom that at this point you may need to think about giving him an infraction, that or other people will start to think they can post a thread about hot wimmins without having to provide pics.
Now that would be a sorry state of affairs

Tom Dunne

jsb wrote: »

Ok I think brother faceman has been given adequate time to provide a photo (12 hours for feck sake) and still hasn't. I think brother Tom that at this point you may need to think about giving him an infraction, that or other people will start to think they can post a thread about hot wimmins without having to provide pics.
Now that would be a sorry state of affairs

Quite right, Brother. But is an infraction enough?

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Tom Dunne wrote: »

Quite right, Brother. But is an infraction enough?

permanent siteban ftw.

justsomebloke

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Quite right, Brother. But is an infraction enough?

no I think infraction for the moment and then if after 24 hours he still hasn't posted a pic then you should look into banning him

Tom Dunne

The people have spoken.

Faceman - you have 24 hours to comply.

Zulu

I'd knob the box off of her.

Tom Dunne

Zulu wrote: »

I'd knob the box off of her.

Ok, not being up with the young people and their crazy slang, does that suggest you would like to indulge in intimate relations with her?

Slow Motion

Two pages of a thread about an ass, without.......an ass* What is this forum coming to?













*Except for faceman who is for starting this thread without adhering to the old boards maxim of 'pics or it didn't happen' sigh!

Zulu

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Ok, not being up with the young people and their crazy slang, does that suggest you would like to indulge in intimate relations with her?

...if only I were young, I wouldn't have this gut, or the acquired taste for all things that cause Gout.
But yes, it means I'd be partial to the idea of engaging in filthy depraved acts with her own lady area.

Jesus Wept

jester77

I never heard of her or seen her before. I presume she's another one of those whatever the name of the one that took a bit too much coke?

Anyway, getting back to the topic.... where the feck is the bum pic? This is like someone throwing a party but forgetting to buy the beer :eek:

Slow Motion

Good Man Trigger, you can always be relied on!:)

justsomebloke

The-Rigger wrote: »

yes that is a lovely picture of an ass, but still not the ass in question

Jesus Wept

jsb wrote: »

yes that is a lovely picture of an ass, but still not the ass in question

Which is probably for the best. I'd speculate this ass is far superior.

Slow Motion wrote: »

Good Man Trigger, you can always be relied on!

I live to give Brother.

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The-Rigger wrote: »

Which is probably for the best. I'd speculate this ass is far superior.

That posterior is far superior.

faceman

Jaysus, i log today to receive a barrage of discussion about laura, im sure she'd be proud! Everyone has gone pic mad!!

ok ok, i dont have a scanner to scan the photo but i will see what i can come up with but its gonna be later on!

For the stalkers among you, if you hang out around my local spar you will see her buying pizza there at the weekends. (everytime ive seen her shes buying pizza)

Maybe we should have a BGRH stalker evening??

Slow Motion

faceman wrote: »

Maybe we should have a BGRH stalker evening??

I'm sure if you supply good enough pics there will be plenty of stalkers in BGRH:p

justsomebloke

faceman wrote: »

Maybe we should have a BGRH stalker evening??

I think that is planned for the weekend after the BGRH and LL meet up

Pigman II

faceman wrote: »

For the stalkers among you, if you hang out around my local spar you will see her buying pizza there at the weekends. (everytime ive seen her shes buying pizza)

Does she like extra sausage?

5starpool

Two fine contributions to this thread Pigman

trout

Three pages of this and no sign of the ass in question

Frailty, thy name is google :rolleyes:

Beanmachine

i'd tap her from behind

Dun laoire

faceman wrote: »

I always debated the sezziness of laura woods who used to do the lotto. Then i was on the beer with her during the summer as part of a charity event and some of the lads reckoned she had a nice bum. Which she did but i still wasnt convinced.

However yesterday in the sunday paper i saw a photo of her in tightish jeans bending over and i nearly choked on me brussel sprout. I was sober at the time.

Now i feel guilty. What do yizzer reckon?

Haha. Very good mate, very good.

funktastic

Can someone scan the picture? Dying here.