If you could be in a tv program

gerky

If you could wake up tomorrow in any tv show what would it be?Porn doesn't count.

Not really sure myself maybe the Simpson's although I think I'd probably end up in prison for killing half of them.

gcgirl

I could really see myself presenting The Afternoon show ! The things i could get up to with Kevin Dundon :D:D

Dudess

Oooh I'd love to do a voiceover on The Simpsons. And I'd love to be in Shameless - the Gallaghers' hard-drinking, hard-shagging Irish cousin.

Terry

Heroes. Just so that I could try for a threesome with Kristen Bell and Ali Larter with my super powered penis.

Plug

Top gear.
Drive fast cars and get paid £4.50 an hour from BBC:cool:

hairyfish

Seoige and O'Shea

O'shea would be off sick you understand

*slurp*

Lockstep

I'd be in Oz.

I'd be a perfect addition to Ryan O'Reily's Irish gang.

Yeah, that'd be fecking sweet.

No sodomy though, I ain't gay/into powertrippin'.

mmmmmmm.......

prison break so my girlfriend would find me attractive again(sob sob!!!!):D
I was so happy when i found mr schofield was gay!!!

Crazy Christ

The Wire, I would be Bunk and McNulty's drinking buddy

MagicMarker

I'd be Parkinson... Or David Attenborough. Failing that, CSI, doesn't matter which, they all have their bonuses:)

Kimbot

mmmmmmm....... wrote: »

prison break so my girlfriend would find me attractive again(sob sob!!!!):D
I was so happy when i found mr schofield was gay!!!

I know where your coming from on that one!!


I would like to be in Scrubs, hanging around with JD and Turk. Man i would wreck that Janitors head. I would say Dr. Cox would find me more annoying than JD, it would be comical.

or

Family guy, just because of the random chicken fights and general randomness.

tallaght01

I would kill my first born to be Jack Bauer in "24".

Mind you, if I was Jack Bauer, I'd probably have to kill my first born to save the world from an evil terrorist plot.

I contantly get the urge to shout at the top of my voice "dammit Chloe, just fix it!!!"

hello_kitty

I'd be in Greys Anatomy.



Swoon

Endasaurus

Agreed with the poster who thought kicking it with JD, The Todd and Turk was the way to go

Ghost Train

wasn't fas girl on some tv show reciently

biko

Biko's Baywatch, now with even more slow motion running on the beach

KamiKazi

It would have to be Top Gear!

ejmaztec

It would have to be the Angelus. That programme's crying out for a streaker, one who's not moving, that is:p

gerky

ejmaztec wrote: »

It would have to be the Angelus. That programme's crying out for a streaker, one who's not moving, that is:p

I can just picture it pausing halfway through to contemplate

Overheal

Has to be nip/tuck - the amount of meaningless sex that goes on in that show is enough to keep anyone miserably fulfilled.

Ruu_Old

The Late Late, just to try the below again except maybe get in a rugby tackle or something. At least knock him off the chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiIsIE8iT28

Terry

Endasaurus wrote: »

Agreed with the poster who thought kicking it with JD, The Todd and Turk was the way to go

Agreement five.

monkeyfudge

A strangely themed super villain in The Venture Brothers or an animal gone wrong in the Mighty Boosh.

Terry

monkeyfudge wrote: »

A strangely themed super villain in The Venture Brothers or an animal gone wrong in the Mighty Boosh.

Thought you would have opted for Mojo Jojo.

Mushy

Terry wrote: »

Agreement five.

*Click*

Scrubs or That 70s Show for me, would love that to happen.

Zaph

Men Behaving Badly - I wouldn't have to do too much acting to fit in

Hermy

It would have to be The Simpson's so that I could have a drink or twelve at Moe's Tavern.
Failing that Top Gear would be just fine.

Manic Moran

I've been angling to become one of those talking heads on one of those Discovery Channel programs about tanks for a while now. I've just never managed to be at the museum at the same time as the TV crew.

NTM

Neamhshuntasach

CSI Miami so i could knock the one liners outta Horatio Caine.

Or Futurama. Amy Wong would so get nailed

1huge1

Have to say ER myself. that neela is wow

Agamemnon

Terry wrote: »

Heroes. Just so that I could try for a threesome with Kristen Bell and Ali Larter with my super powered penis.

I'll join you in that - I would make a great addition to the show with my power to turn Guinness into piss and my superhuman seduction of Hayden Panettiere.

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'd be in Oz.

No sodomy though, I ain't gay/into powertrippin'.

It's Oz, you don't have a choice. You will have a variety of body parts and inanimate objects inserted into your rear and YOU WILL LIKE IT.

Charlie

How has no one said it yet...... Entourage FTW!!

I have literally envisaged myself on that show.

What a sweet life. Kickin it back with your best friends in LA in palatial surroundings, with access to all the best clubs, parties, drugs, supermodels, fast cars, wads of cash etc. etc. Plus you'd also be hanging out with the likes of Jessica Alba, Dennis Hopper,and the man himself Ari Gold.

(- snaps back to reality and realises he lives a mundane life in the grey ****hole that is Dublin )

Sabre0001

Agree with "Scrubs" vote...

Would also like a voiceover on "American Dad" or (classic) "Family Guy"

thefinalstage

Resident Evil: The Animated Series.

"Gill seriously stop petting that dog!"

"But its so cute and decomposed"

*Bite"

"Ouch!...Ahwww so cute! Brains!"

Terry

agamemnon wrote: »

I'll join you in that - I would make a great addition to the show with my power to turn Guinness into piss and my superhuman seduction of Hayden Panettiere.


It's Oz, you don't have a choice. You will have a variety of body parts and inanimate objects inserted into your rear and YOU WILL LIKE IT.

Get out of my TV show.

The only sword fights will be between Hiro, Takezo Kensei and Sulu.

you just take the kid to the side and don't interfere with my violation of Jessica/Niki sanders and Veronica Mars.

Crumble Froo

boosh. noel and mike fielding, julian barrat, lots of bright colours, soft fabrics, magic, and nobody actually stays dead!

monkeyfudge

Terry wrote: »

you just take the kid to the side and don't interfere with my violation of Jessica/Niki sanders and Veronica Mars.

Not a cheerleader fan then, no?

Terry

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Not a cheerleader fan then, no?

I'd save the cheerleader and the world with my super powered penis ( you just know that Sylar and Julia Robert's brother take it up the ass), but I think she's just a bit too young for me.
Really hot all the same, just too young.

Agamemnon

Terry wrote: »

I'd save the cheerleader and the world with my super powered penis ( you just know that Sylar and Julia Robert's brother take it up the ass), but I think she's just a bit too young for me.
Really hot all the same, just too young.

She's 18, she's legal, she's going out with a 30-year old. That's good enough for me.

Wertz

Fair City....I play the chainsaw wielding, skinhead nordie, masquearading as the new barman in that one pub, who manages to take out the whole of the main cast during a lock-in for Bella's b'day.
Tune in this friday for the stunning finale to this long running drama.

Mr. CooL ICE

House. I would play Cuddy's sperm donor

Terry

agamemnon wrote: »

She's 18, she's legal, she's going out with a 30-year old. That's good enough for me.

My friend is 32 and going out with a 17 year old.
That's legal, but it just doesn't sit well with me.

I've got some 20 year old cousins. I changed their nappies.
Anyone young enough for me to have changed their nappies is too young for me.

I tend to only look at people born before 1980. I'm pushing it with Kristen Bell.

Why doesn't porn count? I want to be in a porn show with Kirsten Bell!

Terry

Deleted User wrote: »

Why doesn't porn count? I want to be in a porn show with Kirsten Bell!

Vagina Mars?

KIVES

'The Sweeney'...preferably playing Jack Regan...plenty of cigarettes and Scotch and a couple of idle manglings...and the theme tune was menacing and bittersweet at the same time; best thing TV3 ever showed and that was all of 8 years ago..

WhiteWashMan

scrubs, but i get to fcuk the siht out of heather graham.

Terry

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

scrubs, but i get to fcuk the siht out of heather graham.

They just showed the first two episodes with her in it.

I love Heather Graham.

Watched Drugstore Cowboy again the other night, just for her appearance.

The Sopranos!

Quantum leap.

Xavi6

Father Ted all the way. I'd love to have been living in the parochial house as well so I could have witnessed first hand the jungle music of Father Stack, the boredom that was Father Stone, and endured all the visits of Bishop Brennan. Oh and not to mention hangin out with Father "He's not the boss of me" Damo.

phasers

Crimewatch