Who on Boards.ie are you least likely to have a threesome with?

Tom Dunne

And why?

Beruthiel and Pighead for me.

Just because.

And remember kids, we don't have to limit ourselves to MFF, it can be MMF, MMM (yuck) or FFF (yum).

monkeyfudge

Can the MF stand for MonkeyFudge?

Lockstep

Tom Dunne wrote: »

And why?

Beruthiel and Pighead for me.

Just because.

And remember kids, we don't have to limit ourselves to MFF, it can be MMF, MMM (yuck) or FFF (yum).

Snyper.

He seems like me in the humour department so it'd be like incest.


Echter as she's 14.

Tom Dunne

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Can the MF stand for MonkeyFudge?

Of course.

So we have Monkey Fudge Fudge?

Does that mean that you "entertain" yourself with fudge? Oh wait, don't you do that already?

randylonghorn

Tom Dunne wrote: »

... it can be MMF ...

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Can the MF stand for MonkeyFudge?

O_O

Pj!

Kazobel (not into tran-sexuals) and...
Pighead (dunno why really. Male for one reason, not into males!)


(no offence to either, I like both but not sexually)

Thank you, goodnight.

thefinalstage

We could add transvestites to keep both parties happy or 6th he has a mangina (thanks for the word monkeyfudge :P)

Forky wrote: »

Kazobel (not into tran-sexuals) and...

Apparently you do and Pighead? He would just talk about himself in the third person than fall asleep on the on mid shag.

"Pighead would love to have sex with you"

"Pighead will make you squeal like my wife!"

"Pighead is a machine among floppy willeys"

"Pighead is ...... *snore*"

Than its bacon time.

Overheal

Faith, and Beruthiel: because Faith is a cutie pie, and Berry is just terrifying. Now, I can have both! Best porridge ever

thefinalstage

Overheal wrote: »

Faith, and Beruthiel: because Faith is a cutie pie, and Berry is just terrifying. Now, I can have both! Best porridge ever

Mmmmmm a broken dick is the sign of a good night!

connundrum

Overheal wrote: »

Faith, and Beruthiel: because Faith is a cutie pie, and Berry is just terrifying. Now, I can have both! Best porridge ever

Who on Boards.ie are you least likely to have a threesome with?

Toots

Lol, probably manTime, he'd probably try something freaky with children's shoes. And ntlbell, cos he'd just compare me to whatever stripper he saw last night:p

Overheal

connundrum wrote: »

Who on Boards.ie are you least likely to have a threesome with?

Because I have time to read.

Probably Terry and Beruthiel.

Toots

thelastangryman wrote: »

Apparently you do and Pighead? He would just talk about himself in the third person than fall asleep on the on mid shag.

"Pighead would love to have sex with you"

"Pighead will make you squeal like my wife!"

"Pighead is a machine among floppy willeys"

"Pighead is ...... *snore*"

Than its bacon time.

ROFL!!:D Genius! I wonder will Pighead offer a contradiction?

AckwelFoley

myself.

Im sick of it by now. I sit om my hands until i get a cramp and have no feeling in them while sipping Jack daniels from a straw.

By thre time the 3some starts.. Jenny Lefty and Rachael Righty start plawing with me, im to bent drunk to realise its my hands bossing myself around the couch.

Generally after 60ish seconds im all done and the feeling comes back in my hands.. soon i wake up sober with a handover and feel like ive been used, i feel like a piece of meat.

So as 3somes go, im pretty open to it once my cock is the only beast at the party.

Doctor DooM

Pigman and Pighead.

I aint no pigF*&ker.

feylya

Yore Ma. And your sister.

Failing that, just select two random user id's

Jimbo

snyper wrote: »

myself.

Im sick of it by now. I sit om my hands until i get a cramp and have no feeling in them while sipping Jack daniels from a straw.

By thre time the 3some starts.. Jenny Lefty and Rachael Righty start plawing with me, im to bent drunk to realise its my hands bossing myself around the couch.

Generally after 60ish seconds im all done and the feeling comes back in my hands.. soon i wake up sober with a handover and feel like ive been used, i feel like a piece of meat.

So as 3somes go, im pretty open to it once my cock is the only beast at the party.

That would heve been funny if it wasn't so easy to believe. You seem to know what your talking about

Riamfada

6th and Stoner

Because the last time they were both shite

Riamfada

Oh and Scraggs because she keeps saying no to a .... em .. Onesome or a Twosome. Whichever one suits best. So a threesome isnt on the cards. Though Hullabaloo is well up for it.

Faith

Overheal wrote: »

Faith, and Beruthiel: because Faith is a cutie pie, and Berry is just terrifying. Now, I can have both! Best porridge ever

I can pick who I'd most like to have a threesome with, but I can't imagine who I'm least likely to.

Zaph

Irishbird and star-pants. I asked them but their response was less than encouraging.

6th

Mercury_Tilt and David Michaels

monkeyfudge

Grimes wrote: »

6th and Stoner

Because the last time they were both shite

Yeah... best to leave it at just you, me and Ed.

Riamfada

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yeah... best to leave it at just you, me and Ed.

<hughsfrombehind> I wish I could quit you </hugsfrombehind>


Im suprised that my name hasnt been mentioned yet. Does this mean I have a chance with all of you . Bowchikkawowow

sunnyjim

Talliesin, Thaedydal, Beyrithial, Marksie...

Because they'd put me to shame with their sexual prowess!!

And Marksie would probably last about 30x times longer than me (Conservative estimate!!)

phasers

probably everybody, I'm not legal


probably not a problem for ManTime though :eek:

smashey

Lucy Lu & Tom Dunne.

Tom wouldn't want to share her.

Tom Dunne

smashey wrote: »

Lucy Lu & Tom Dunne.

Tom wouldn't want to share her.

Hey, we have a very open relationship.

watna

I'd say estecanwhatsit would be the least likely to be involved in a boards threesome, seeming as we'd have to be married first etc and I think he's a bit young for me!

Hmm, who else? I'd say marksie. His openess would scare estebanwhatsit (and maybe even me!) and we wouldn't get very far!

Kazobel

Forky wrote: »

Kazobel (not into tran-sexuals) and...

Aww it's always nice to get a mention, out of all the people you'd least like to shag you chose me, I feel so validated

I'm least likely to have a threesome with everyone, much to everyones delight I'm sure although I have had a few offers but "hey babes ur hot, bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose" is never a good way to start a conversation with me :rolleyes:

6th

Kazobel wrote: »

I have had a few offers but "hey babes ur hot, bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose" is never a good way to start a conversation with me :rolleyes:

In fairness Kaz, monkeyfudge had been drinking

Ghost Train

probably any of the ah mods... they'd be too controlling

monkeyfudge

6th wrote: »

In fairness Kaz, monkeyfudge had been drinking

Lies! I prefer Rozie. At least we could talk about transformers afterwards.

Toots

Kazobel wrote: »

"hey babes ur hot, bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose" is never a good way to start a conversation with me :rolleyes:

That's a perfectly eloquent chat up line!! lol:p

Lockstep

Anyone out there who would include me in a threesome?

I'm in Know Yer Nerds at the back somewhere.

6th

eolhc wrote: »

probably any of the ah mods... they'd be too controlling

Hey, I resent that! ... oh wait

Toots

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Anyone out there who would include me in a threesome?

I'm in Know Yer Nerds at the back somewhere.

Ah go on so! I'll toss u a pity shag!

Tar.Aldarion

snyper wrote: »

myself.

Im sick of it by now. I sit om my hands until i get a cramp and have no feeling in them while sipping Jack daniels from a straw.

You haven't lived until you have experienced "The Stranger".

phasers wrote:

I'm not legal

The three sexiest words in the English language, n'est pas?

Lockstep

Toots85 wrote: »

Ah go on so! I'll toss u a pity shag!

If it's a pity shag I'm likely to feel depressed and unable to get it up.

Come back with two thick gloves and a defribrillator.

Cokehead Mother

estebanwhatever and Karoma.

Toots

kickoutthejams wrote: »

If it's a pity shag I'm likely to feel depressed and unable to get it up.

Come back with two thick gloves and a defribrillator.

Got em, see u round back in 5! lol

Kintarō Hattori

Faith and Cheeky_Gal. Faith because she seems to have an aversion to leather sadly and Cheeky-Gal because well I'd probably just want to murder her!

Lockstep

eo980 wrote: »

Cheeky-Gal because well I'd probably just want to murder her!

\Why?

Overheal

Faith wrote: »

I can pick who I'd most like to have a threesome with, but I can't imagine who I'm least likely to.

I think she likes you... 0_0

2 stroke

I see nobody rules me out. I'll rule out rlh (Just in case its true) and cb (because he'd tell everybody if it isn't.

Ghost Train

2 stroke wrote: »

I see nobody rules me out. I'll rule out rlh (Just in case its true) and cb (because he'd tell everybody if it isn't.

cb? should that not be cm?

i'll rule you out because youre a bit cuckoo

Kintarō Hattori

kickoutthejams wrote: »

\Why?

Have you ever read her posts?

Kazobel

6th wrote: »

In fairness Kaz, monkeyfudge had been drinking

I know, f*cking stalker baboons

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Lies! I prefer Rozie. At least we could talk about transformers afterwards.

And you assume I wouldn't know anything about Transforming? :D:D

Toots85 wrote: »

That's a perfectly eloquent chat up line!! lol:p

Well the usual response was "It depends, can you eat a burger through a letter box?" :D

randylonghorn

2 stroke wrote: »

I see nobody rules me out.

I'd rule out anyone with a name like 2 stroke, actually ... if I ever do decide to convert, I'd prefer someone who lasts longer than his doorbell!

And rb_ie ... anyone who has his first sexual encounter with a mouse has to be under-equipped, to say the least! :rolleyes:

And Esteban ... anyone that horrified by oral sex is bound to be a boring shag.

AckwelFoley

As soon as some chick here mentions my name, could one of you pm me please?

2 stroke

eolhc wrote: »

cb? should that not be cm?

i'll rule you out because youre a bit cuckoo

Clownbag ftr. I wouldn't rule out cm, he's just a very long way down the list. Infact, If I have sex with 2 of you each day for the next 20 years I still don't think I'll get to him.