kevin Street Wit at exam time

joeybloggs

Was just wonderning did any one see your man in the Gym cheating.Twas quite a spectical.He was just taking his occasional glance to refreash at his wee cheat note behind the calculator (as one would do), but unfortunetly one of the female examiners was on the ball.What followed next was a series of shocking and hilarious actions.
> She stormed over,demanding to see his calculator.
> She dosn't wait for any reply and attempts a quick grab.
> He matchs her dexterity and also reachs over.
> They wrestle for a bit.
> He rapidly pulls the evidence out of the calculator.
> He stuffs the paper into a tiny ball.
> He destroys the evidence by putting it into his giant gob.
> He washes it down with a drop of water.
> He smiles.
> She dosn't

DIT - What we lack in effort and honesty we make up for in Ingenuity and speed.

sunnyjim

What exam was it?! :eek:

constellation

Was his exam confiscated? Was he told to leave? Or was he just allowed to continue on. Do tell...

Rowley Birkin QC

Christ, my only exam hilarity happened in UL when a girl coughed for about 20 seconds, left out an outrageous fart and promptly fell on the floor of the gym unconscious!

But yeah what happened?

Frankiestylee

Hah... wow. That's gas.

Where do they get the supervisor types from anyhows... some of them are totally clueless.

joeybloggs

sunnyjim wrote: »

What exam was it?! :eek:

Not too sure what Course/Year he is doing, but it was one of the two o'clock to four subjects in the gym.
It was mad really,the examiner just says that she knowshe was cheating and apparently he was allowed to cary with his exam!
Logic says do that his test was probably taken up after and the examiners wrote a note saying he was cheating (well lets hope the examiners have some logic and they did something along those lines, they do seem rather thick do....).
But cheating is meant to be a huge thing in college.Theres meant to be some serious repercussions....

Max_Damage

I heard about this, he was only a few feet in front of me, but yet I didn't see the event happening. What a tool.

Kensington

Heard about that aswell! Also, in the gym today during the 2pm - 4pm exam a guy up the front of the hall had a phone on him which rang midway. I wonder do DIT actually do anything to these people?

aidan24326

Cheating is taken very seriously. People have gotten lengthy suspensions for it. Will be interesting to see what they do to this guy as there's no evidence other than what the supervisor saw/claims she saw. What a tool though.

BC

As far as i remember the student is usually allowed to finish the exam but then has to attend a panel of enquiry afterwards. If its confirmed the student was cheating they can be banned from taking any exams for a number of years or they could be expelled from the programme entirely.

Frankiestylee

I've noticed this year that some of the supervisors are all about the wiley methods of cheating, like hidden contents in your pencil case, calculator etc, but seem completely oblivious to the guy sitting across from me who repeated took notes out of his pocket for a quick refresh.

experiMental

Yea, I've also seen formulas written on tables of the exam hall. Can be vey easily done, unfortunately.

Max_Damage

Tipp-Ex mice + a compass...

Creamy Goodness

i cheated on an exam this year, i used google during the exam

Frankiestylee

Cremo wrote: »

i cheated on an exam this year, i used google during the exam

On your phone or did they have you infront of a computer?

Creamy Goodness

front of a computer, internet was allowed so long as webmail/IM clients weren't open, still not technically cheating but it sure as hell felt like it.

Frankiestylee

Wow... I want your exams.

strychnine

Cremo wrote: »

front of a computer, internet was allowed so long as webmail/IM clients weren't open, still not technically cheating but it sure as hell felt like it.

Its not cheating, she says your allowed to use anything that is "out there" for the UIP exam.

Creamy Goodness

aye i know not cheating in the traditional sense, still though felt odd being able to google in an exam

Jeapy

Ah cr@p! I was exactly a week too late to see that, only exam I had in the gym was 2pm on Mon 14th...would have loved to have seen that!
I was in Gleeson hall for one and some guy had obviously sat in the wrong row. The invidualator (or whatever) insisted that he take this Masters in Computing paper, even though he was telling her it wasnt the right one! it was hilarious, she kept tapping it, and pushing it towards him while he kept pushing it away! Great way to get rid of butterflies!

green123

Max_Damage wrote: »

Tipp-Ex mice + a compass...

how does this work ?
tell us more

yoyo

green123 wrote: »

how does this work ?
tell us more

I'm guessing he means one of These and you can mark on them with a compass!

Nick

gillyfromlyre

I never saw someone cheat in an exam but I did see 1 old mature lady in an english literature exam delve into her pencil case halfway through the exam and take a mouthful of gin from one of those minature bottles, she took on a new life soon afterwards, she wrote like a devil!!

Max_Damage

yoyo wrote: »

I'm guessing he means one of These and you can mark on them with a compass!

Nick

Spot on.

grimm2005

back in secondary the mother got these free esb pens which had this little bit at the side that pulled out a little sheet of paper with tips on how to be enviromentaly friendly and on the other side it was completely blank, just begging to have forumlas and stuff written on it. and lookin at the pen, u'd never have known there was a pull out yoke with a roll of paper. I never did get round to taking advantage of em, mainly cos i didn't need to and/or lost em but it remains one of the best ways of cheating in an exam i've ever seen

Dathai

I remember in school, one of the lads got a note from the doctor saying he had diarrhea, and was allowed go to the toilet during the exam. Supposedly he had a small pda with him, with loads of notes in it.So he'd read the paper, figure out which questions he didnt know - or just get some quotes / formulas and then head to the toilets and have a look at the PDA.


Good idea, but there's only so many exams you can get away with that.

Sundy

Cheatint is an artform perfected by many students..
The biggest cheater i knew always ast right up the front and the supervisor looked right past him as he cheated. He once ripped a whole chapter out of a law book for an exam and brough it in with him.

Nemothefish

Sundy wrote: »

Cheatint is an artform perfected by many students..
The biggest cheater i knew always ast right up the front and the supervisor looked right past him as he cheated. He once ripped a whole chapter out of a law book for an exam and brough it in with him.

Im one of the lucky students who is intialted to a laptop and own room for all exams... so while everyone else is in Gleason hall or the Gym im on the 1st floor ...

in the past i used to hand up my answers in the books ans on floopy disk(diagrams in Answer book) but this years the Geniuses gave me a USB key... lol and as it happens i have the same usb as the one that i was given to hand up my exams on... so let your mind wander with all the posiblitys...

espechaily if the examiner is one of the students in the focus building who was on the town the night before.. where all they do is sit in the corner and sleep or play on the spare laptop hehe...

DIT suckers

yoyo

Nemothefish wrote: »

Im one of the lucky students who is intialted to a laptop and own room for all exams... so while everyone else is in Gleason hall or the Gym im on the 1st floor ...

in the past i used to hand up my answers in the books ans on floopy disk(diagrams in Answer book) but this years the Geniuses gave me a USB key... lol and as it happens i have the same usb as the one that i was given to hand up my exams on... so let your mind wander with all the posiblitys...

espechaily if the examiner is one of the students in the focus building who was on the town the night before.. where all they do is sit in the corner and sleep or play on the spare laptop hehe...

DIT suckers

Lol!!!

Nick

SeriouslyNow

Nemothefish wrote: »

Im one of the lucky students who is intialted to a laptop and own room for all exams... so while everyone else is in Gleason hall or the Gym im on the 1st floor ...

in the past i used to hand up my answers in the books ans on floopy disk(diagrams in Answer book) but this years the Geniuses gave me a USB key... lol and as it happens i have the same usb as the one that i was given to hand up my exams on... so let your mind wander with all the posiblitys...

espechaily if the examiner is one of the students in the focus building who was on the town the night before.. where all they do is sit in the corner and sleep or play on the spare laptop hehe...

DIT suckers

I have just forwarded on your message to the DIT authorities along with your name and email address and they will take it from there. Exams in collage are serious as standards need to be met.

To be honest, your disregard for the examinations is appalling. Lots of people every year work hard and complete their examinations in an honest and respectful manner.

Rowley Birkin QC

SeriouslyNow wrote: »

I have just forwarded on your message to the DIT authorities along with your name and email address and they will take it from there. Exams in collage are serious as standards need to be met.

To be honest, your disregard for the examinations is appalling. Lots of people every year work hard and complete their examinations in an honest and respectful manner.

:eek::eek::eek:

Nemothefish

Hi SeriouslyNow!!!

Lighten the F**K up...Do you think that I would Seriously Jepordise my Exams by doing that...:cool:

I have just forwarded on your message to the DIT authorities along with your name and email address and they will take it from there. Exams in collage are serious as standards need to be met.

To be honest, your disregard for the examinations is appalling. Lots of people every year work hard and complete their examinations in an honest and respectful manner.

Also you cannot get at any of my details ....

Oh and for your information... i sat 4 exams this symester and FAILED 2 of them... do you not think that I would have passed them if i had cheated....:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

SeriouslyNow

Nemothefish, or Niamh Foley, first of all learn how to spell. What are you like a primary school kid trying to be an adult. And second of all there is no need to use your aggressive tone.

Calling names and the like, you reacted very badly to my message. You know they are the signs of a person who is guilty.

There is no need to cheat in the exams. Its a sign of failure.

One last thing, if you want to say something to me say it in the forum. Dont be sneaky and send me private messages filled with profanities, ok. Grow up.

Nemothefish

One last thing, if you want to say something to me say it in the forum. Dont be sneaky and send me private messages filled with profanities, ok. Grow up.

and all I can say in responce is that you must be really insecure if you got so offended that you have to give out to me on a fourm on line... there are people on this forum that have used google in exams.... Tipex on desks... and again for the record I have not done it... it was a comment with an air of hypotisis in it... now i hope that is not two big a word for you!!

SeriouslyNow

Your calling me insecure. This is rich coming from you Nemothefish. at least I dont go to a councillor. That shows an insecurity. And I quote:

"I was suposed to meat with my councellor Last eveing .. but when i got to colage he had gone home... I rang him and he told me that he hadent put it in his Diary.. when i had recved and email from him that stated see you on the 9th!! Im like WTF.. And sad to say i was looking forward to goin (is this crazy?)

He told me that he would get back to me 2day RE: another time... so now i check my Mail box every few mins...

the thing is i trust and respect this guy..

i have only been about 4+ times (every 2weeks or so..) am i becoming dependant?"

mmmm call me insecure again please. You should become a comedian, your hilarious.

Creamy Goodness

Nemothefish wrote: »

and all I can say in responce is that you must be really insecure if you got so offended that you have to give out to me on a fourm on line... there are people on this forum that have used google in exams.... Tipex on desks... and again for the record I have not done it... it was a comment with an air of hypotisis in it... now i hope that is not two big a word for you!!

ehh if you read my post google was allowed during the exam just thought i'd clear that up

WiDGe->

SeriouslyNow wrote: »

Your calling me insecure. This is rich coming from you Nemothefish. at least I dont go to a councillor. That shows an insecurity. And I quote:

"I was suposed to meat with my councellor Last eveing .. but when i got to colage he had gone home... I rang him and he told me that he hadent put it in his Diary.. when i had recved and email from him that stated see you on the 9th!! Im like WTF.. And sad to say i was looking forward to goin (is this crazy?)

He told me that he would get back to me 2day RE: another time... so now i check my Mail box every few mins...

the thing is i trust and respect this guy..

i have only been about 4+ times (every 2weeks or so..) am i becoming dependant?"

mmmm call me insecure again please. You should become a comedian, your hilarious.

you sir are an absolute weirdo - i suppose you'll report me aswell wont you!? get a f*ckin life do you not have anything better to be doing?!?

Nemothefish

Thank you WiDGe

you sir are an absolute weirdo - i suppose you'll report me aswell wont you!? get a f*ckin life do you not have anything better to be doing?!?

That is completly unfair SeriouslyNow you are clearly stalking me on other forum/blogging pages

SeriouslyNow if you want to have a go at me please do not do it on Boards.ie

Oh and I know who you are....

Max_Damage

This has to be some sort of piss take. I mean, no one could be THAT sad, could they?

Nemothefish

Define Sad?

Max_Damage

Nemothefish wrote: »

Define Sad?

I was referring to SeriouslyNow.

Sad as in someone who reports others about cheating in their free time.

Stench Blossoms

I think its sad that someone brags about cheating.

Basically your just admitting your stupid.

strychnine

Nemothefish wrote: »

Hi SeriouslyNow!!!

Lighten the F**K up...Do you think that I would Seriously Jepordise my Exams by doing that...:cool:



Also you cannot get at any of my details ....

Oh and for your information... i sat 4 exams this symester and FAILED 2 of them... do you not think that I would have passed them if i had cheated....:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Brilliant!!! What an absolute grade A loser!!! You cheated in the exams and still managed to fail them! And dont say you didn't cheat because these are the words of a person with very brown underpants.

Also, by saying your one of the "special" people who gets a little room by themselves and a little extra time so their little brain doesn't overheat, you basically narrow yourself down to a few people.

Also, its semester, not symester. And jeopardize, not Jepordise.

thegreat

SeriouslyNow wrote: »

Your calling me insecure. This is rich coming from you Nemothefish. at least I dont go to a councillor. That shows an insecurity. And I quote:

"I was suposed to meat with my councellor Last eveing .. but when i got to colage he had gone home... I rang him and he told me that he hadent put it in his Diary.. when i had recved and email from him that stated see you on the 9th!! Im like WTF.. And sad to say i was looking forward to goin (is this crazy?)

He told me that he would get back to me 2day RE: another time... so now i check my Mail box every few mins...

the thing is i trust and respect this guy..

i have only been about 4+ times (every 2weeks or so..) am i becoming dependant?"

mmmm call me insecure again please. You should become a comedian, your hilarious.

SeriouslyNow
what the hell are you on about. Every one else said about cheating and you pick on one person. You obviously have some personnel issues to deal with if you say things like this. May I suggest you go see a councellor!!! Now the second point you have no rite to criticise someone who spelled something wrong. You are very ignorant and disgraceful. Boards should remove you. You obviously have a lot of free time on you hands to be very childish, if you don’t like what people are saying then stop reading these posts and go get a life.;)

thegreat

strychnine wrote: »

Brilliant!!! What an absolute grade A loser!!! You cheated in the exams and still managed to fail them! And dont say you didn't cheat because these are the words of a person with very brown underpants.

Also, by saying your one of the "special" people who gets a little room by themselves and a little extra time so their little brain doesn't overheat, you basically narrow yourself down to a few people.

Also, its semester, not symester. And jeopardize, not Jepordise.

strychnine

your just as childish as SeriouslyNow . have you something against people who use their own rooms in exams !! how dear you :mad: people who use them are there for a reason and calling them special people makes you racist and ignorant . what is your problem??? alot off other people have said they cheated why are you only after one person . i think boards.ie should remove these comments.

Stench Blossoms

thegreat wrote: »

strychnine

your just as childish as SeriouslyNow . have you something against people who use their own rooms in exams !! how dear you :mad: people who use them are there for a reason and calling them special people makes you racist and ignorant . what is your problem??? alot off other people have said they cheated why are you only after one person . i think boards.ie should remove these comments.

I'm sorry but that has to be the funniest thing i've read on here in along while.

"I Hear your a racist father!!!"

Kev get your mod probe out and check some IP's

ps is that u mikey?

thegreat

orla wrote: »

I'm sorry but that has to be the funniest thing i've read on here in along while.

"I Hear your a racist father!!!"

Kev get your mod pobe out and check some IP's

oh really glad you find this amusing. yuor just as bad as they are slagin people who have learning difficulties.

projectmayhem

while this has been comedy gold, the moral upper crust that is boards.ie doesn't need the special kids to attack, whomever they may be (i have some suggestions ).

either way, move along etc., and also... firefox/safari have built-in dictionaries. use them. all of you.