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Foreign Women

  • 30-12-2007 6:20pm
    #1
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭


    What nationality do you think makes the best women:

    Sexiest?

    Wildest?

    Most Chilled?

    Highest Maintenance?


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  • #2
    wheres me jumpa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    Is this on topic for the forum?!


  • #3
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,063 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    This has been done to death on After Hours many times.


  • #4
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The answer to all four is Fried Green Tomatoes.


  • #5
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    WindSock wrote: »
    The answer to all four is Fried Green Tomatoes.

    Yes Apu's wife is quite nice, but she's a cartoon.


  • #6
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Scotland

    Scotland

    Scotland

    USA (reason: very litigious country)


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  • #7
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    I've heard that Scottish women are very cool and chilled.

    Sexy accents too.


  • #8
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,615 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    ^ See you Jimmy?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #9
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Japanese women > all.


  • #10
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,615 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Japanese women > all.
    Thought they were <-> ? :eek:

    Not your ornery onager



  • #11
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    I like Japanese women as well! Sure Irish women are great though!


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  • #12
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    The french..hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


  • #13
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Japanese women > all.

    You don't see many Japanese women in Ireland. They are lovely, delicate creatures though. And kimonos are v sexy.


  • #14
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    errrr loike hellllooooo

    what about us iroish wimmims ?

    here all day, making you rasher sambos, serving you beer.

    You ask a Japanese wimmin for a rasher sambo and she wouldnt have a notion what you are talking about :cool:


  • #15
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Alrighty, if you want, I'll give you a sympathy shag. That do you Irishbird? ;)


  • #16
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Alrighty, if you want, I'll give you a sympathy shag. That do you Irishbird? ;)

    hump, i suppose but i am still not happy ;)


  • #17
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    irishbird wrote: »
    hump, i suppose but i am still not happy ;)

    Hmm, what would make you happy? Sympathy shag and a cup of tea?


  • #18
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Hmm, what would make you happy? Sympathy shag and a cup of tea?

    You're starting to sound like a wimmins Karl with all these favours.


  • #19
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Hmm, what would make you happy? Sympathy shag and a cup of tea?

    i would prefer coffee, and maybe a bagel with cream cheese, pesto, cherry tomatoes and some fresh basil

    ohh and some water melon jucie

    thanks hun


  • #20
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    irishbird wrote: »
    i would prefer coffee, and maybe a bagel with cream cheese, pesto, cherry tomatoes and some fresh basil

    ohh and some water melon jucie

    thanks hun

    Nah, you spoiled the mood... No sympathy shag now.


  • #21
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,063 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    irishbird wrote: »
    i would prefer coffee, and maybe a bagel with cream cheese, pesto, cherry tomatoes and some fresh basil

    ohh and some water melon jucie

    thanks hun

    Water melon juice? Well that's a first.


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  • #22
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    barneysplash wrote: »
    What nationality do you think makes the best women:

    Sexiest?

    Wildest?

    Most Chilled?

    Highest Maintenance?


    Irish wimmins can be all of the above

    I like to think I'm fairly chilled and not ugly, don't believe I'm much maintenance. Hmm wildest probably not...


  • #23
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    eo980 wrote: »
    Water melon juice? Well that's a first.

    its great, you get a watermelon and juice it, the best hangover cure in the world


  • #24
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    irishbird wrote: »
    its great, you get a watermelon and juice it, the best hangover cure in the world

    I am intrigued... I do like watermelon...


  • #25
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    star-pants wrote: »
    I am intrigued... I do like watermelon...

    seriously, you have never tried this?

    it's great in vodka too

    all you do is juice it and serve with ice

    i was introduced to it in oz


  • #26
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Oooh watermelon juice n ice sounds good (allergic to vodka so I'll leave it out :) )
    Hmmm those Ozzies have good ideas!


  • #27
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    star-pants wrote: »
    Oooh watermelon juice n ice sounds good (allergic to vodka so I'll leave it out :) )
    Hmmm those Ozzies have good ideas!

    LOL SP we need to stop hijaking threads talking about girlie things :D

    where are the men to control us at all :eek:


  • #28
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    irishbird wrote: »
    LOL SP we need to stop hijaking threads talking about girlie things :D

    where are the men to control us at all :eek:

    Damn straight... they know we get out of hand if they're not here to keep us in line... all this freedom... it won't do us good!! ... :eek:


  • #29
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    star-pants wrote: »
    Damn straight... they know we get out of hand if they're not here to keep us in line... all this freedom... it won't do us good!! ... :eek:

    none whatsoever, men, take control of us now before we completely lose the run of ourselves - god damit :mad:


  • #30
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    *running amok*

    :eek: soon we'll have flowers in here!!


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  • #31
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    star-pants wrote: »
    *running amok*

    :O soon we'll have flowers in here!!

    Do you think Tom would ban us for that?


  • #32
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    irishbird wrote: »
    Do you think Tom would ban us for that?

    I don't know...what if we got venus flytraps.... ? they're not *very* girly...


  • #33
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,063 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    G'ssss - damnit ladies and pipe down will ya? I'm trying to watch the game!
    **Waves hand threateningly**


  • #34
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,960 ✭✭✭trout


    irishbird wrote: »
    where are the men to control us at all :eek:

    Right here, bebbeh
    star-pants wrote: »
    Damn straight... they know we get out of hand if they're not here to keep us in line... all this freedom... it won't do us good!! ... :eek:

    That's right ... Wimmins should know their place :rolleyes:
    irishbird wrote: »
    none whatsoever, men, take control of us now before we completely lose the run of ourselves - god damit :mad:

    Ladies, ye two in particular lost the run of yourselves long ago ... look where you are posting :rolleyes:
    star-pants wrote: »
    *running amok*

    :eek: soon we'll have flowers in here!!

    flowers is permitted, in your hair, so long as it qualifies as clothing <ahem>

    Now whist would ye? I've got some serious alpha male type snoozing to do*





    *actually ... mrs trout has told me to fix the lightbulb in the hall, and move the good rug from the front room to the back room, after that I have to get the dinner on, feed, wash and change the baby, and then clean up after the dinner. Once I have the whole house sparkling from top to bottom, I can have the day to myself ... well, from 1500 to 1600 anyways :(


  • #35
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    oh thanks trout, i feel so much better now, that the men are taking control again . :D


  • #36
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,960 ✭✭✭trout


    irishbird wrote: »
    oh thanks trout, i feel so much better now, that the men are taking control again . :D

    Of course you do sweetcakes, of course you do ;)

    Now ... get movin' on them rasher sambos :cool:


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  • #37
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    *phew* orders restored...
    I didn't know what to be doing....

    I could make perhaps an outfit outta flowers?


  • #38
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    trout wrote: »
    Of course you do sweetcakes, of course you do ;)

    Now ... get movin' on them rasher sambos :cool:

    Coming right up c'tain
    star-pants wrote: »
    *phew* orders restored...
    I didn't know what to be doing....

    I could make perhaps an outfit outta flowers?


    i know i was starting to feel like the stepford wives, you know when their heads start to explode :eek:


  • #39
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,773 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Middle-eastern women. They're explosive




    Oh yeah, I went there


  • #40
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    irishbird wrote: »
    i would prefer coffee, and maybe a bagel with cream cheese, pesto, cherry tomatoes and some fresh basil

    ohh and some water melon jucie

    thanks hun

    That answers the high maintenance question.;)


  • #41
    deecom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 422 ✭✭deecom


    Slovenian women, grand at making the tea, getting the beer, and oh yeah great in bed. :D So good in fact i married one!


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  • #42
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    deecom wrote: »
    Slovenian women, grand at making the tea, getting the beer, and oh yeah great in bed. So good in fact i married one!

    Slovenia's not a nation you hear much about, what's the talent like over there?

    With all the foreigh people in Ireland now, we finally have a decent salad bar of females.
    When I was young, a French bit was considered "tres exotique"
    With the unshaved armpits and the excellent public transport system. :)

    I'd love to get to know one of them lovely tall birds from Central Europe,
    with the knee length soft leather boots tucked into the skinny jeans.
    High maintenance but worth it I'd say.


  • #43
    kleefarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    One of each! ;)


  • #44
    deecom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 422 ✭✭deecom


    barneysplash wrote: »
    Slovenia's not a nation you hear much about, what's the talent like over there?

    With all the foreigh people in Ireland now, we finally have a decent salad bar of females.
    When I was young, a French bit was considered "tres exotique"
    With the unshaved armpits and the excellent public transport system. :)

    I'd love to get to know one of them lovely tall birds from Central Europe,
    with the knee length soft leather boots tucked into the skinny jeans.
    High maintenance but worth it I'd say.

    Bloody amazing talent here! Moved from Dublin in March last year after getting married in January. Best thing i ever did, cos her friends are so fine too! (She does wear the skinny jeans and boots you talk of!)

    Beers in Ljubljana in the new year so!:D


  • #45
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    deecom wrote: »
    Bloody amazing talent here! Moved from Dublin in March last year after getting married in January. Best thing i ever did, cos her friends are so fine too! (She does wear the skinny jeans and boots you talk of!)

    Beers in Ljubljana in the new year so!:D

    Love them boots, especially with a short fitted jacket to emphasise the pant melons.


  • #46
    Blowfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    trout wrote: »
    That's right ... Wimmins should know their place :rolleyes:
    And in that context, it appears Karl is correct, Japanese wimmin know their place ;)


  • #47
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,615 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Nah, you spoiled the wood... No sympathy shag now.
    Fixed that for you.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #48
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    Maybe we should ask any foreign women reading this thread
    what they think of us?


  • #49
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,773 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Holy crap. Were being invaded by Fashion/Appearance! Where have all the manly men gone?

    Gone are the days of describing the wimmins as 'wearin an apron' and 'naked'


  • #50
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    Nothing wrong with a man taking care of his appearance. You can be manly when you want to be.


    I mean look at James Bond. Do you think he'd get any action if he wore sloppy jeans and skanky runners,
    was hungover and stinking of kebabs?

    I am still a man regardless of if I moisturise, exfoliate and use product in my hair.:)


  • #51
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,365 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Holy crap. Were being invaded by Fashion/Appearance! Where have all the manly men gone?

    Gone are the days of describing the wimmins as 'wearin an apron' and 'naked'

    I think you'll find that a brief inspection of the "Threads that are just wrong" thread will throw up a disproportionate amount of threads from the fashion forum. We've been on to them and their metrosexual ways for a fair while now.


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