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If your life was a film what would it be hey?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    The arse kissing begins today!

    I'll kiss her arse, if she's up for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    The arse kissing begins today!

    I'm actually a big simpsons fan.

    Maybe you just don't get it. :)

    Anyhow, thought the Dudess mod thing was a ruse? I guess not now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    A mix of Election, Mean Girls and Office Space


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Pigman II wrote: »
    I'll kiss her arse, if she's up for it.
    Aw Pigman you're lovely. So many compliments, I'm speechless! :o
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Anyhow, thought the Dudess mod thing was a ruse? I guess not now?
    How dare you question my abilities as a mod - you're gonna get such a a bannin'!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Pigman II wrote: »
    I'll kiss her arse, if she's up for it.

    In fact, seasonal rimjobs for all!

    God bless us everyone!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    That's from the first draft of A Christmas Carol isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Yeah.... that Tiny Tim was a demon for the old rimjobs...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Dudess wrote: »
    Aw Pigman you're lovely.
    Yes, yes I am.
    Yeah.... that Tiny Tim was a demon for the old rimjobs...

    Incidentally Bob Cratchit was the king of felching and prince of the dirty sanchez. Scrooge liked to shove live gerbils up his arse and the Ghost of Christmas Past had a bizarre collection of children’s shoes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,087 ✭✭✭byrner88


    the life of brian ........... btw my first name is brian ha


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Taxi Driver - although I dont drive a taxi

    The rest of it would apply though


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    Idle hands, except without the zombies and jessica alba in her underwear :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Clerks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Pigman II wrote: »
    Incidentally Bob Cratchit was the king of felching and prince of the dirty sanchez.
    Is there another meaning for "dirty sanchez" besides the TV show title? :confused:
    Scrooge liked to shove live gerbils up his arse
    Isn't that felching? I think I'm gonna have to brush up on my debauched sexual acts lingo.
    the Ghost of Christmas Past had a bizarre collection of children’s shoes.
    Like manTime? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=132404
    Check out his threads/posts...

    Monkeyfudge, when I texted you, did I call you Fudgeymonk? I did, didn't I? I've always wanted to do that but never dared.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,950 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Dudess wrote: »
    Is there another meaning for "dirty sanchez" besides the TV show title? :confused:
    *ruffles hair*

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I'm actually a big simpsons fan.

    Maybe you just don't get it. :)

    Anyhow, thought the Dudess mod thing was a ruse? I guess not now?

    Let me make one thing clear to you. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of the simpsons.

    *PLEASE NOTE* The chapters on real life voice actors and anything regarding the simpsons in real life were lost due to water damage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Aw that's beautiful. I know how himself and I will be celebrating Christmas...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Dudess wrote: »
    Aw that's beautiful. I know how himself and I will be celebrating Christmas...

    bueno.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Dudess wrote: »

    Monkeyfudge, when I texted you, did I call you Fudgeymonk? I did, didn't I? I've always wanted to do that but never dared.

    ha... no... that must have been in the second mystery text that went god knows where.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    it'll turn up in a few days...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I might have a look down the back of the fridge later and see if it's there.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    i think my life film would be a weird mix between withnail and i, little miss sunshine, and shrek.

    just don't ask :P


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