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Doing the dirt or not?

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    Being intimate with either male or female its still cheating


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Being intimate with either male or female its still cheating
    What about.... oh lets just say a dog (Pomeranian)?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    Pighead wrote: »
    What about.... oh lets just say a dog (Pomeranian)?

    Now thats just sick Pighead :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Pighead wrote: »
    What about.... oh lets just say a dog (Pomeranian)?

    that would just be wrong, or like the man who got caught over in england with a bicycle, again wrong, still cheating in a weird sort of way


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    oK i just confered with Mr Quality...

    Mr Quality states it depends on how butch the woman was.

    His words not mine


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Quality wrote: »
    oK i just confered with Mr Quality...

    Mr Quality states it depends on how butch the woman was.

    His words not mine

    sounds like you are looking for reassurance rather than opinions! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Hmm... Thats a good point. You've given me a lot to think about.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    faceman wrote: »
    sounds like you are looking for reassurance rather than opinions! :p

    CONVERSATION WENT

    Mrs Quality: Can I ask you a question

    Mr Quality: Yeah what I am busy

    Mrs Quality: If I was to get off with another girl would it be cheating?

    Mr Quality:NOt if you let me watch.

    Mrs Quality: Ah no serious, If I was to be in with
    tonight and we had an oul kiss how would you feel.

    Mr Quality: Hang on and I get my trousers down.... Say again

    Mrs Quality: Serious

    Mr Quality: It would depend on how butch they were if it was your woman from how to look good naked last night, with her jimmy hill chin, I would be p'd off.

    Mrs Quality: Ok Love you


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Quality wrote: »
    CONVERSATION WENT

    Mrs Quality: Can I ask you a question

    Mr Quality: Yeah what I am busy

    Mrs Quality: If I was to get off with another girl would it be cheating?

    Mr Quality:NOt if you let me watch.

    Mrs Quality: Ah no serious, If I was to be in with
    tonight and we had an oul kiss how would you feel.

    Mr Quality: Hang on and I get my trousers down.... Say again

    Mrs Quality: Serious

    Mr Quality: It would depend on how butch they were if it was your woman from how to look good naked last night, with her jimmy hill chin, I would be p'd off.

    Mrs Quality: Ok Love you

    he sounds like trouble to me, dump him away like a cold bag of chips before he asks you if you'd mind him doing the same down the George!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    faceman wrote: »
    he sounds like trouble to me, dump him away like a cold bag of chips before he asks you if you'd mind him doing the same down the George!


    Oh I love a bold boy!!

    They would love him in the George...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Quality wrote: »
    They would love him in the George...
    Mainly up his bottom probably.
    Do you reckon your fellas ever cheated on you? Because lets face it 97% of all blokes do.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Pighead wrote: »
    Mainly up his bottom probably.
    Do you reckon your fellas ever cheated on you? Because lets face it 97% of all blokes do.


    The 3% must be in solitary confinement for all their lives so.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭Scruff


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    Pighead wrote: »
    Mainly up his bottom probably.
    Do you reckon your fellas ever cheated on you? Because lets face it 97% of all blokes do.

    Cheated on her with a woman or a man :p
    Begs the question if Mr Quality brought a guy home would Mrs Quality be annoyed?
    Quality: Your conversation sounded like you were asking for a 3some and Mr Quality wasn't very responsive. Booooooooo to him!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    Scruff wrote: »
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    +1


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Begs the question if Mr Quality brought a guy home would Mrs Quality be annoyed?!


    It would depend on how much drink was consumed by all......


    It could be very very funny...

    Or very very scary.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    Well.... get some drink then and find out :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Scruff wrote: »
    .

    I actually seen 2 hot lesbo's on the train last weekend. Fair play to them I say!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Yeah it's cheating, maybe a hot kind of cheating:) But cheating none the less.


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