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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Cabaal · 2007-12-14 10:47:02

Saw this on digg, got to love the internet for crazy random stuff http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ I can take on 26 :)

14-12-2007 10:47am

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Saw this on digg, got to love the internet for crazy random stuff
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I can take on 26

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#2 14-12-2007 11:49am

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23 for me

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#3 14-12-2007 12:07pm

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29. Bring it on, kids.

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#4 14-12-2007 12:09pm

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14. Pigheads guessing those 14 are very big for their age though.:o

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#5 14-12-2007 12:09pm

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Was there not a mammoth thread about this on AH a few months back?

22 for me

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#6 14-12-2007 12:13pm

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34 for me. bring em on!!!

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#7 14-12-2007 12:15pm

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33.

Bring them. :mad:

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#8 14-12-2007 2:13pm

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27!
I know boxing dammit

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#9 14-12-2007 2:32pm

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I could take on 30 Five year old kids or one 150 year old man

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#10 14-12-2007 11:22pm

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25, yer

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#11 15-12-2007 12:08am

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36 "time to kick some infant ass" keeeeeyawwww

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#12 15-12-2007 12:13am

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"You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight."

Same as Terry? Hmmmm.
/starts to look at profiles of AH'ers.

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#13 15-12-2007 12:18am

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23 for me

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#14 15-12-2007 12:57am

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24

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#15 15-12-2007 7:46am

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27 :rolleyes:

i hate kids , though id bet 100 euro that i could take 100 in 30 secs... by myself.

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#16 15-12-2007 12:05pm

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You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.

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#17 15-12-2007 1:20pm

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it sez 33 but thats rediculious

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#18 15-12-2007 1:23pm

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20, :mad: I could handle twice that, bring it!

Chief Wiggum: I hear ya. Some days are tougher than others. Just close your eyes and club. (the babies swarm over the cops, knocking them to the ground)

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#19 15-12-2007 1:27pm

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23 of them. Bring em on

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#20 15-12-2007 2:28pm

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A mere 20 kids, but those unlucky 20 will feel the back of me hand!

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#21 15-12-2007 2:31pm

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23.

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#22 15-12-2007 10:19pm

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34. Wasn't there a thread on AH asking this question but just relying on people's own estimates?

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#23 16-12-2007 5:13am

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/me beats kid

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#24 16-12-2007 5:24am

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14, but they are bigger than average 5 year olds

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#25 16-12-2007 10:47am

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#26 16-12-2007 7:57pm

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30 for me...lil bollixes...:P

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#27 17-12-2007 1:02pm

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You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.

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#28 17-12-2007 1:08pm

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30.

I wonder would it be the same if it where midgets?

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#29 17-12-2007 2:45pm

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johnp wrote: »

30.

I wonder would it be the same if it where midgets?

Interesting,
that could be legal
fighting 5 year olds would be against the PC crowds idea of a good society.

One man in an Ultimate Fighting CHampionship against various Midgets.

Hmmm.......

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#30 17-12-2007 3:47pm

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kickoutthejams wrote: »

Interesting,
that could be legal
fighting 5 year olds would be against the PC crowds idea of a good society.

One man in an Ultimate Fighting CHampionship against various Midgets.

Hmmm.......

haha reminds me of http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

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#31 17-12-2007 3:55pm

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I could take on only 14? I definitely could take twice that number easily.

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#32 17-12-2007 4:48pm

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Cabaal wrote: »

haha reminds me of http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Oh mercy!

5 stars

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#33 17-12-2007 4:49pm

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28 little fukr's for me.

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#34 18-12-2007 11:25am

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Only 17.

In other news...

Boris sagal, a motion picture-director, died while shooting the tv miniseries world war iii when he walked into the tail-rotor blade of a helicopter and was decapitated.

This happened the day I was born.

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#35 18-12-2007 11:51am

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18 die little snot monsters...

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#36 18-12-2007 11:57am

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22, need to work on my dirty moves!

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#37 18-12-2007 12:24pm

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28. Bring em on....

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#38 18-12-2007 12:58pm

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87, but I have an automatic rife, a machete and a Barney DVD

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Slow Motion wrote: »

22, need to work on my dirty moves!

Same for me rwar lil fecks :rolleyes:

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#40 18-12-2007 8:49pm

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Cabaal wrote: »

haha reminds me of http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

i hate to say it, but thats a hoax :(
i really wish it was true

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian_Midget_Fighting_League

anyway i got 30 five year olds. im fairly pleased with that.

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#41 18-12-2007 10:18pm

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#42 18-12-2007 10:22pm

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24. I wanna prove this wrong. I need help rounding up 40 '5 year olds'.

I reckn I could take em.

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#43 19-12-2007 3:47pm

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25....kids go down easy though right? do they have weapons?

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#44 19-12-2007 5:27pm

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uglyjohn wrote: »

i hate to say it, but thats a hoax :(
i really wish it was true

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian_Midget_Fighting_League

anyway i got 30 five year olds. im fairly pleased with that.

Your like the kid who told me Santa wasn't real.

Must everyone pee on my parades?

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#45 19-12-2007 6:13pm

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I can take 32 (apparently). Go me for being able to kick high Now to put it to the test.

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#46 19-12-2007 11:45pm

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I could take out 30 kids, bring it on little bitches

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#47 20-12-2007 12:09am

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I was 30 till i remembered I wasnt really trampled at a concert, I fell, a guy tripped over me and helped me up.
THis brougt my score down to 28

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#48 03-01-2008 1:15pm

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That brings your score down? I thought it was some kind of indication as to how hardcore you were so I lied and said yes, and still got 33.

As for the guys mentioning an old thread on this, there certainly was, quite some time ago!

Funny stuff: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=219120

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#49 04-01-2008 4:52pm

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I could take on 34, 5 year old. Lets 'av it then

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#50 04-01-2008 10:54pm

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26 so it says. I could definately take more. I know it says everyone is wearing a cup, but seriously. One absolute monster of a kick from a fully grown adult, and I don't care who you are, you're doing down.

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#51 04-01-2008 11:14pm

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And I'm a little girly girl!

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