Your title?

RobAMerc · 13-12-2007 4:15pm #1

If you could make up your own title at work what would yours be?

I would like to be "Head of idiotics"

I think that title would give me free reign to do and say a lot of stuff I do and say anyway but look foolish for!

Anti · 13-12-2007 4:17pm

supreme overlord of doom mk2

Pherekydes · 13-12-2007 4:18pm

Führer.

Slow Motion · 13-12-2007 4:18pm

Yore M..... Naw someone else can do it !

ScumLord · 13-12-2007 4:25pm

The IT Jesus.

Feelgood · 13-12-2007 4:26pm

"He who is hung like a Himalayan Yak" ..... Oh what thats what they already call me...:D

Kur4mA · 13-12-2007 4:27pm

Director of Interweb Surfing.

chopperbyrne · 13-12-2007 4:27pm

Lord Vader or Choptimus Prime

LadyJ · 13-12-2007 4:28pm

Monitor of lunatics

Slow Motion · 13-12-2007 4:29pm

Spartacus ! It would be fun introducing myself at meetings !

godtabh · 13-12-2007 4:31pm

Wallet Inspector

Terry · 13-12-2007 4:50pm

High king of Ireland.

Slow Motion · 13-12-2007 4:51pm

Terry wrote: »

High king of Ireland.

Or Mod of the Year ?

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 4:51pm

They call me Straight-Jacket already

Kazu · 13-12-2007 4:56pm

Lord Meh

Rhyme · 13-12-2007 5:03pm

The Spanish Inquisition.

Dr Strange · 13-12-2007 5:13pm

Master of Muppets

Proxy · 13-12-2007 5:19pm

Director of Sensible and Diplomatic Talking Things Out While Deciding On A Simple Generic Framework Over Tea.

thefinalstage · 13-12-2007 5:20pm

Sales advisor

KingOfFairview · 13-12-2007 5:21pm

Secretary-General of the Central Commitee of the Supreme Soviet for partying down

Wazdakka · 13-12-2007 5:26pm

GOD!

Failing that...

Minister for misinformation, general mayhem, and unnecessary violence against the deserving.

Zaph · 13-12-2007 5:49pm

Head of the Department of Relaxation Studies

AlmightyCushion · 13-12-2007 5:52pm

Deputy Director General in charge of pissing about all day on the internet and doing fook all.

Hagar · 13-12-2007 5:56pm

Minister of Mirth

Dirty Dave · 13-12-2007 5:59pm

Rhyme wrote: »

The Spanish Inquisition.

I wasn't expecting that.

Nobody was.

challengemaster · 13-12-2007 6:04pm

why change!

Master of Challenges! ftfw.

mox54 · 13-12-2007 6:07pm

They call me 'Red Power Ranger'...............................really!!

Big Ears · 13-12-2007 6:23pm

Feelgood wrote: »

"He who is hung like a Himalayan Yak" ..... Oh what thats what they already call me...:D

I guessing your current title is 'they' then

Wompa1 · 13-12-2007 6:36pm

A guy working for South Park Studios worked it into his contract that his title be Email, Internet, Electronic Information Officer just so he could have it on his business card as E.I.E.I.O...Genius!

Hagar · 13-12-2007 6:44pm

I know him, Ole McDonald...

phasers · 13-12-2007 6:49pm

gumbercules

tallaght01 · 13-12-2007 8:14pm

In work I always refer to meself as "The legend". I've been waiting for it to catch on, but it's been a few years now.......:p

The Real B-man · 13-12-2007 8:44pm

Commander Cuckoo Bananas

Chardee MacDennis · 13-12-2007 10:10pm

The Ba$tard Prince

marcsignal · 13-12-2007 10:14pm

Part Time Gynecologist

Nightwish · 13-12-2007 10:16pm

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Title under name

Thrill · 13-12-2007 10:22pm

Mr. Know-it-all.

....as I get called at work, though I sometimes get the impression it's not a compliment.

Ruu_Old · 13-12-2007 10:38pm

Lord of the pants!

Caco · 13-12-2007 11:33pm

Preusse wrote: »

Master of Muppets

...or Pastor of Muppets?!

mawk · 14-12-2007 12:09am

skipper. skipper of the company.

failing that.. party liason.

tman · 14-12-2007 12:16am

Master of disaster:cool:

14-12-2007 1:30am

"Go Eff Yourself"

Toto Wolfcastle · 14-12-2007 1:30am

'She who cannot be named'....because the brats still haven't managed to grasp my surname.

But really, 'Head of Trying and Failing Miserably to be Cool' even though I'm only a few years older than the students and thus they should think I'm cool.

DJ_Spider · 14-12-2007 1:51am

'The Best DJ In The World - Probably' But found this on Google:
Temporary Part-time Libraries North West Inter Library Loan Business Unit Administration Assistant according to the Plain English Campaign it's a librarian who works part - time

DJ Spider

kowloon · 14-12-2007 1:52am

Someone in a place where i once worked complained that they weren't being reffered to as Dr. xxxxxxxxxx and refused to work with anyone who would not address them with the respect they deserved.
Everyone started adding their own titles to their e-mail, i was Grand High Priest of the Occult Church of the Shaven Monkey.

They left before i did.

Lands Leaving · 14-12-2007 2:08am

DJ_Spider wrote: »

'The Best DJ In The World - Probably' But found this on Google:
Temporary Part-time Libraries North West Inter Library Loan Business Unit Administration Assistant according to the Plain English Campaign it's a librarian who works part - time

DJ Spider

No no, a library assistant isn't as qualified, also this job is temporary, short contract, as well as part time, and they deal with loans coming from libraries outside their own. Well the business side of that. They assist it.

It's fairly simple.

AngryHippie · 14-12-2007 2:29am

The Dude
I liked his work ethic, I try to emulate it

leninbenjamin · 14-12-2007 4:12am

Coordinator of panic

The Bollox · 14-12-2007 4:15am

I'm trying to bring 'The Bollox' into work, it's not easy, even with me refering to myself in the third person as The Bollox, it just goes over their heads

cance · 14-12-2007 7:45am

The donkey :eek:

or my job title:

Senior satisfier of the muppets and clinically retarded.

The Hill Billy · 14-12-2007 7:58am

Information Technology Man-Whore & Leader of Code Dissecting Muppets

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