Glas Vegas

Pigletlover

Has anyone seen this show on TG4? I somehow ended up watching it on sunday night and it has to be the funniest show on TV. I was hoping Bubba Shakespeare would go through, he was great. Does anyone know what happens when the winner goes to Las Vegas?

Pighead

Half an hour and not one bloody reply. People can be so damn mean Piglet lover. Well fcuk em all. We'll not let this thread go to waste. Fancy a game? Right heres what we have to do.

You know that Killers song All These Things That I've Done? And you know the bit where he goes: I've got soul but I'm not a soldier?

Well what have you got but you are not. Pighead will start.

Pigheads got legs but he's not a legend.

Your go Piglet Lover, minutes and minutes of fun to be had here. Let the rest of them depress themselves over Homeless people and headless babies.

RxQueen

^^^^ haha my side are hurting laughing at that!

prendy

another classic pighead comment!!!!

Mossy Monk

This brightens up 12.36 pm.

Pighead

Is nobody playing the "What have you got but you are not" game?:(
Pighead may as well go again so.

Pigheads got arms but he's not an army

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Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads got legs but he's not a legend.

Pighead's got hands, but he's not handsome.

cornbb

Pighead's got ham but he's not a hamster

beans

Edit - d'oh, beaten to it...

'I've got uhhh... lobs but I'm not a lobster'

Pighead

DesF wrote: »

Pighead's got hands, but he's not handsome.

Excellent Des F! Pigheads not surprised at all that it took you to grab this game by the bull of the horns. Eircom League style. Shyte game but sure you'll play it anyway.

One thing though Des, you can't use Pigheads name, you have to use your own or "I've" if you're not familiar or comfortable with 3rd person speak.

Splinter

i got badges but im not a badger

Pighead

Good one splinter, although the small print of the game does say that you should use a body part to sing about. Still though, you weren't to know so no hard feelings this end.

Anyway a 1 a 2 a 1 2 3 4

Pigheads got eyes but he's not an eyesore.

pid()

I've got a nose but I'm not nosey.

Splinter

a long shot...
i got toes but im not a toaster?

Pighead

splinter wrote: »

a long shot...

Longshot paid off buddy. If you notice in the original song Flowers uses Soul and Soldier. Those words aren't remotely related. If he can do it then so can you. Good gamble buddy.

Pigheads got skin but he's not a skinhead.

GhostInTheRuins

Pighead's got a Fungus infection but he's not funny.

Pighead

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

Pighead's got a Fungus infection but he's not funny.

Ooooh cracking effort but as per the rule in post 10 it doesn't count. Unfortunately for you the "Pighead" gets changed to "DT Jesus". Unlucky son.

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I've got ears, but I'm not an earwig.

trout

I've got a cock, but I'm not cocky

trout has got fins, but he's not from Finglas

Pigletlover

Thanks Pighead...I was surprised to see 18 replies only to discover they had nothing to do with my original post...but ff on turning the thread around

Agent Smith

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads got eyes but he's not an eyesore.

smith's got sole but he's not a fishmonger....

Agent Smith

Back on the topic at hand, its a load of balls, who the fck goes onto that show.


i saw it once and it had an opera singer (reason why i watched, i knew her), a crap "hip hop group" and A Air guitarist.

Lands Leaving

Lands has knees but he's not a needle

Lands has calves but he's not a female cow

Lands has shins but he's not a shindig

Lands has bones but he's not a bonehead

Lands has gums but he's not a gummy bear

and now I shall await pighead schooling me in the art of posting as he so enjoys.

ScumLord

I had muesli for breakfast but I'm not a Muslim
I've got warts but I'm not a warthog.

On topic, slightly. I think TG4 is a great channel, I don't watch it all that much but I like the effort they put in and there we'll do what we like attitude.

Pompey Magnus

Pighead has pork but he's not a Porcupine. Do I win?

Alessandra

Oh i'd love to go to las vegas again, what's the show about?



Off topic- Alessandra has shins but she doesn't have shingles:o

" " cheeks but she's not cheeky.
brains but she's not brainy.

Alessandra

"Lands has calves but he's not a female cow"

I am not a vet but I think cows are only one gender?

LouOB

Glas Vegas is soo cringe worthy I cant bare to watch it as I get embarressed for the person performing. But the lads love it cos they can take the p*ss on all of them

'is mise cailin o baile atha cliath'

Archeron

Archerons got a willy, but he isnt a chocolate factory. (that came out wrong)

RxQueen

Archeron wrote: »

Archerons got a willy, but he isnt a chocolate factory. (that came out wrong)

hahahha funniest one yet!

Lands Leaving

Alessandra wrote: »

"Lands has calves but he's not a female cow"

I am not a vet but I think cows are only one gender?

Well I'm working under the logic that a bull is a male cow. Like a ram is a male sheep (I think, I'm no farmer)

But a cow is the species, I just don't think there's a name for the female cow.

Lands has limbs but he's not limber?

Getting worse here.

Lands has a cock but he's not a cocktail

Lands has an ass but he's not an asshole.

Oh wait yes he is.

ScumLord

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Well I'm working under the logic that a bull is a male cow. Like a ram is a male sheep (I think, I'm no farmer)

But a cow is the species, I just don't think there's a name for the female cow.

Your wrong, you've just insulted the great bovine nation.

Lands Leaving

ScumLord wrote: »

Your wrong, you've just insulted the great bovine nation.

Here come the cows with guns. Third time this week.

I retract my statement. I am an idiot. Thank you and good afternoon.

Damn complicated animals.

Pigman II

I've got some rap, but I'm not a rapist.

One Cold Hand

I've got a foot, but I'm not a foot-soldier.....(see what I did there?!)

The Hacker

I love Glas Vegas. Molly is well hot, there's something about a girl who can speak Irish.

Mossy Monk

The Hacker wrote: »

there's something about a girl who can speak Irish.

She can speak Irish?

DarkJager

I've got some Cif, but I don't have syphilis (yet)
I've got hands, but I don't have the clap (yet)

Am I going the right direction with this??

As for Glas Vegas, its a steaming pile of bollocks, like every other vapid talentless cesspit known as karaoke tv.

Tar.Aldarion

I've got dreams, but I'm not a dreamer.

andyl222

I've got semen but I'm not a semenary.

One Cold Hand

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I've got dreams, but I'm not a dreamer.

That's deep man....

pretty-in-pink

I got waist, but I'm not a waster.....

RxQueen

i got eyes but im not an oyster...

am cant think of anything else .... quick thinking am

ive got nails but there not steel
ive got nails but not a hammer... bah them two are crap *SHRUGS*

Gordon

I've got a hip but I'm not a hipster.

One Cold Hand

I've got lids but I'm not a Lidl....

Terry

Wher's monkeyfudge to tell up he has fudge, but he's not a fudge packer.

We're on to you.

Mossy Monk

I've got a job and I'm not unemployed.

Call Me Jimmy

I have mild dandruff today but I'm trying not to let it affect my already-low self-esteem

Lands Leaving

Lands has ears but he's not an earwig.

Lands has a wig but he's not an earwig.*







*Lands doesn't really have a wig, but its hardly the same if he says he has hair

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Lands Leaving wrote: »

Lands has ears but he's not an earwig.

Lands has a wig but he's not an earwig.*

OI!!

Post #18 :mad:

Tar.Aldarion

One Cold Hand wrote: »

That's deep man....

Trying to study all day will make you like that.