mechanic is hot

lisajane

My mechanic is hot. What can i break in my car thats easily fixed and not expensive to have an excuse to eye him up?

super_furry

Tsk. Women.

Amtmann

Stick a tampon down your power-steering well. Seriously.

biko

Just unplug something in the engine.

crosstownk

Call him and tell him that the car is in your drive and will not start - the rest is up to you

I can see this getting locked any minute now!!

Guy:Incognito

Furet wrote: »

Stick a tampon down your power-steering well. Seriously.

Thatll never look tampered with.

crosstownk wrote: »

Call him and tell him that the car is in your drive and will not start - the rest is up to you

..........and lie naked on the back seat.

colm_mcm

Stick some tinfoil into the cigarette lighter socket and blow the fuse.

Max_Damage

Hammer + Headlight.

colm_mcm

Max_Damage wrote: »

Hammer + Headlight.

Not exactly a cheap date!

Silverfish

What you do is bring it to him anyway. He'll find something wrong with it, don't worry.

Fey!

You could have one of those "here today, gone tomorrow" problems that always disappear when you go to the mechanic; you could have an excuse to see him half a dozen times...

Keith C

Just try reverse park between 2 pillars/2 cars, most women end up scratching something & he can buff your scuffs

Max_Damage

Ask him where the dipstick goes.

stovelid

Just leave your car alone, ring the garage and tell him you want to shag him?

Just tell him it sometimes cuts out in traffic. Problems that happen irregularly are the hardest to fix and would need lots of repeat visits. By the time he figures it out you are making it up you will happily married!

No need to thank me.

Mr.Diagnostic

Oh god, not another one.





This happens us mechanics all the time

Volvoboy

lisajane wrote: »

My mechanic is hot. What can i break in my car thats easily fixed and not expensive to have an excuse to eye him up?

Just tell him you cant get your petrol flap open............... too soon?





-VB-

cantdecide

"......i dunno whaz wrong wif it.... it's just broken.......":D

mondeo

Bloody hell What is this all about......... :rolleyes:

junkster12345

tell him ur gear stick is broken, can you use his ;);)

Stark

Blown bulb. Cheap and easy. I won't cast any aspersions on yourself, OP

PS: Pics please.

Armin_Tamzarian

Ring up and tell him your long overdue for a good servicing.
(sorry, couldn't resist)

unkel

Moved to AH

WindSock

Ask him if he has a horn.

Or tell him you need help with christening the back seat.

MagicMarker

Drive into a wall. A really big one.

Karoma

Silverfish wrote: »

What you do is bring it to him anyway. He'll find something wrong with it, don't worry.

QFT.

OP: Maybe just get a servicing?






*looks at muppetchk and wonders...*

l3LoWnA

Tell him you think some of your parts might need some lubrication as things are starting to seize up it's been so long since you got a service

herbieflowers

or that your exhaust pipe needs cleaning...or something

Karoma

I'm too lazy to continue the innuendo, so just watch a few porno's and take them from there. (Also take note of which CD to insert before arrival. Something like Dodgy Jazz Vol. 69 should do the trick.)

l3LoWnA

...or that your gear stick seems a bit loose. When he's fooling around with it and you're watching you can tell him how it used to be "nice and stiff" and you preferred it that way, and you could get a nice firm grip of it, but now it's all loose and you can't really handle it properly or get it to stiffen up without his help!! :O

AlmightyCushion

Tell him you "want his seed" but make sure you sound desperate and needy.

Senna

Ask him if he wants to put his big tool in your box.









Ala father ted

Karoma

Alternatively, you could PM l3LoWnA and see if he's hot...

l3LoWnA

Karoma wrote: »

Alternatively, you could PM l3LoWnA and see if he's hot...

He's not a he though.....

herbieflowers

jeez, l3LoWnA is gaining boards infamy fast....

WindSock

Senna wrote: »

Ask him if he wants to put his big tool in your box.









Ala father ted

Then tell him to get his Bollocks out of your face

l3LoWnA

lisajane wrote: »

My mechanic is hot. What can i break in my car thats easily fixed and not expensive to have an excuse to eye him up?

Seriously though, you could just say that you're car is overheating when you're in slow-moving traffic (believe me, this can happen) and you think there's a problem with the radiator or the fan and ask him to have a quck look - that way, he'll most certainly have a look under your bonnet while you're there so you'll get a good view for a few moments at least!

(there doesnt NEED to be a problem - that's why it's great to be women, we can act as blonde as we want, when we want and get away with it without embarassment and possibly with a date!)

Don't actually break your car and cost yourself money just to eye this guy up.

Reku

Max_Damage wrote: »

Hammer + Headlight.

Yeah, was thinking that AFAIK that's supposed to be one of the cheaper parts.

Heck, just claim that your radiator is leaking and while he's taking a look hit him with a spanner, & while he's out cold tie him to your bonnet and have your fun.;)

leninbenjamin

herbieflowers wrote: »

jeez, l3LoWnA is gaining boards infamy fast....

it was only a matter of time before it would go national in fairness...

Just ring the garage, ask for the hot mechanic, and then ask him if he wants to shag.

Wont cost ya a dime!

Karoma

l3LoWnA wrote: »

He's not a he though.....

As before: tits or GTFO.

My suggestion stands; bring a tyre iron...



Seriously, OP: Less games. He's probably either too stupid to realise what you're up to unless you ask him out or even more 'typical' and will want to shag you anyway. No need for the cover story. Turn up and ask him out.

Wossack

say your 'box feels funny when you waggle the stick

Lands Leaving

Career move may be in order! Is it the oily hands or what that does it for ya?

Just sing that Rihanna song where she's the car and wants some guy to give her a good service. Shut up and f*ck me I think its called

Stark

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Just sing that Rihanna song where she's the car and wants some guy to give her a good service. Shut up and f*ck me I think its called

Classy bird that Rhianna.

RoyalMarine

just tell him you think he's hot and wanna shag him.

he's a man. you will get results. he probably thought about shaggin you when he saw you as everyman does with every woman they see...

monosharp

Silverfish wrote: »

What you do is bring it to him anyway. He'll find something wrong with it, don't worry.

Give him this big story about how its being giving you problems. He'll probably find that the flux capacitor needs realigning.

congo_90

stovelid wrote: »

Just leave your car alone, ring the garage and tell him you want to shag him?

Nah, might end up with some fat geezer on the phone. Just go up with the car. He will recognise you better then.

Mr.Diagnostic wrote: »

Oh god, not another one.





This happens us mechanics all the time

*signs up for FAS apprentice mechanic*

Seriously. Just pull up and say there is a fuse after blowing. While he is looking ask him then. Careful, he may be taken.

marcsignal

lisajane wrote: »

My mechanic is hot. What can i break in my car ?

Just bring it out for a drive, and do what comes naturally;)

Masada

haha, what a thread,
lisa your welcome to come to our garage for a service anytime.,:D unless your fugly in which case one of the other lads will look after ya.,;)






what? i was talking about servicing the car!:p dirty minded lot.,

Reku

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

as everyman does with every woman they see...

:rolleyes:Soooo not true... and the fact that you think about doing the queen* when you see her on the news worries me deeply....:p

Ah... now I see... RoyalMarineComm, any port in a storm so?;)







*or worse the queen mother back when she was still alive!

Heisenberg.

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