What will be the last thing you will end up saying?

syklops

Mine will probably be:

"These sausages smell ok."

Or

"Honey, I think we should start seeing other people."

AlmightyCushion

"What the hell is super-aids?".

Latchy

Can i have a second shot ?

Aseth

'Oooooh.... Trevor!'

connundrum

So if I give you all my money and car, you promise not to shoot me?

Carroller16

No really I can eat that 30th cheeseburger

A-Trak

Hmmm, in real life I haven't a clue.

A more interesting topic would be "What will be the last thing you will ever say in AH."

I invite submissions below.
Tempting fate I'll have a crack at οξύςγενής .

smashey

I told you I was sick.



Thanks to Spike Milligan.

Simi

Just watching Dylan Moran by chance?

"What Car?"

monkeyfudge

Look, I just taught this monkey how to juggle dynamite!

humbert

What's the worse that can happen?...

Jesus Wept

Put a fork in me, I'm done.

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Naos

The End.

Duiske

What duck ??

Agamemnon

Avenge me.

gurramok

Where da f*k did that come from?

Rhyme

"Ffffuuuuuuu-" *splat*

agamemnon wrote:

Avenge me.

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."

marcsignal

"Another Jagermeister please"

Karoma

"Thuck hoo, crowns!"


Clowns: More fun than a super-AIDS infested hooker jumping out of a cake, but evil. Pure evil.

Terry

Honestly, I really did think you were being a tool and were disrupting that thread. That's why I banned you from AH. There really is no need for the gun.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Well if I fell off the perch, dead, right now I'd say ....

"That was an amazing movie" ...

(Just been watching Pink Floyd, The Wall. With Bob Geldof).

connundrum

Wait, you said the blue pill was the path to eternal youth, right?

MrJoeSoap

"Mohammed? That chaps a ^$%^"$"

Pherekydes

Wow, wheeze, maximum gasp heart rate pant, two hundred and t.....ugh

Rovi

"Hold my beer, and watch this!"

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

'oooh, tablets.. I wonder what they do'

arbeitsscheuer

Ah, b*ll*cks.

ericl

This is how your sister likes it.

Feral Mutant

Oh no, not again

Ruu_Old

It would have to be in true Father Ted fashion but... <background voice>Fuckin' ell!

Dont be at yourself

Greatest...Death Pose...Everrrrr

thefinalstage

"This is my rifle, this is my gun...."

Mahatma coat

Look, its perfectly safe, I've run some calculations, watch.

Senna

I'm a man, i don't need an electrician

cozmik

"See you in hell suckers muahahahahahha"

User45701

"so much for my empire"

whiskeyman

"cut the other wire"

nice1franko

am I dead?

phasers

"ah balls"

justsomebloke

ye your wife is good but not as good as yore ma

growler

ouch

Archeron

They always add a smell for safety, I read that somewhere. Now pass me the matches.

ojewriej

"Don't be stupid, there is no such a thing as killer tomatoes"

Zzippy

"Hey everyone, watch this..."

bleg

so long and thanks for all the fish

ojewriej

"This gun is obviously a replica"

H.O.T.A.S.

Arghhh... Bullets... my one weakness... but how did you know?

AlmightyCushion

What are you on about, bulls love the colour red.

Red button, blue button, red button, blue button..

whiskeyman

"Who cares if I post crap in AH and spam forums. It's not like Terry, Karoma or Ruu are gonna do anything to me..."

ScumLord

Maybe that wasn't a kiwi after all.