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Fantasy 3some?

  • 30-11-2007 4:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭


    Must say mine was always yer one out of S club 7, Rachel Stevens & Jennifer Ellison to add a bit of filth.

    Throw in Madelaine McCann's mother (PS no joke intended, I think she's fit) to work the camera and off we go


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    cheerleader from heroes and rihanna. Ebony and Ivory!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Throw in Madelaine McCann's mother (PS no joke intended, I think she's fit) to work the camera and off we go


    Sure, she could join in as she'd leave the camera unattended...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Love your name :D

    Mine would be hmm Juan Martin Hernandez and yer one martha from home and away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Sean Lamont and Ben Cohen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭stooge


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Must say mine was always yer one out of S club 7, Rachel Stevens & Jennifer Ellison to add a bit of filth.

    Throw in Madelaine McCann's mother (PS no joke intended, I think she's fit) to work the camera and off we go

    Yore Ma

    and...
    cheerleader from heroes and rihanna. Ebony and Ivory!

    Yore Ma


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Yore ma and her clone



    damn got there before me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    Hayden P and Rihanna, someone has a big forehead no breasts fetish!

    I think everyone has their GF/Wife and her best mate fantasy.

    Keisha and Amelle from Sugababes.

    Concur with Rachel Stevens

    Cheryl and Kimberly from GA.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Fiz and Liz from Corrie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    Oh yeah and I am glad someone mention Kate McCann, I was beginning to think I was a perv.

    She is very tidy indeed, I wouldn't mind leaving some DNA evidence in her trunk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭stooge


    1) Scarlett johansson and jessica alba would be the first 3some,

    2) Then rachel stevens and hayden P.

    3) Then my last 2 ex girlfriends (very nice looking, durty and not beyond the realms of possibilty :D )


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Mary Harney and Donatella Versace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Mary Harney and Donatella Versace.

    You are banned from society.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    SlinkyToo wrote: »
    Hayden P and Rihanna, someone has a big forehead no breasts fetish!

    mmmmm forehead...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    Mary Harney and her 2 sizes too small dresses, the flithy minx. She could get me in for an emergency Breast exam whenever she wants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭Sean7


    Milla Jovovich and Kate Beckinsale, thank you very much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    Sophie Ellis Bextor and Janet Ellis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    Elvis and someone's ma....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Poppy Cock


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Must say mine was always yer one out of S club 7, Rachel Stevens & Jennifer Ellison to add a bit of filth.

    So your ultimate fantasy threesome would involve 3 women and you not even there? I would have gone for 2 women + me. Likely Sophie Ellis Bextor & Clare from Heroes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Aiswarya Rai + Parminder Nagra

    Hayden P + the olsen twins (they count as 1)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    I wouldnt mind dipping my Naan into their Chutney


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Poppy Cock wrote: »
    So your ultimate fantasy threesome would involve 3 women and you not even there?

    Ha I was gonna say that at first but Rachel Stevens IS yer one from s club ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭Nunu


    Naomi Watts / Monica Bellucci


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    Naomi wouldnt mind doing that with Monica, its not the first time she has had a hairy arm pitted creature paw at her.

    Naomi could watch a videotape of my Ring anytime she wants, I would give Monica 'The One' whenever she wanted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Poppy Cock


    Cathooo wrote: »
    Ha I was gonna say that at first but Rachel Stevens IS yer one from s club ;)
    aaaah, but still: that's like me saying "Claire, yer one from heroes" - it sounds like 2 people. He should have said "Rachel Stevens from S Club 7" - so he still worded it wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭stooge


    Conor108 wrote: »
    Hayden P + the olsen twins (they count as 1)


    I like your logic ;)

    In that case:

    The olsen twins + The Playboy Bunnies (they count as one also)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    Since Ashley is allegedly a crack addict she would be up for that with Sis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    I would clone myself twice and away we go. I dont know a sexier, finer piece of ass than myself!!

    And I would know exactly what to do with myself!!

    And Maybe Julian Mcdonald off nip tuck for a bit of cockaleeky!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    I don't know who they are, but

    Seven of Nine and Sue Storm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    Milla Jovovich and Angelina Jolie!

    They would prob break me, but would be worth it.......soooooooo woorth it!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    Seven of Nine is Jeri Ryan, whose senator husband regularly brought her to swingers clubs to watch her have sex with other men.

    Sue Storm is Jessica Alba, good in her day but fast becoming an ad for why sunblock should be worn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    Mark Owen and Stephen Gately, yummy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    I am sure Gately would be asking Owen how deep is his love, I doubt either would pay attention to you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭Nunu


    lucyburn wrote: »
    Mark Owen and Stephen Gately, yummy

    Ye, but they'd be too into each other to pay you any attention;)

    ...damn seconds too late!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 Belfafter


    baccarat (I think that was there name)looking as they did in the 1970s (yes sir I can boogie) or those very classy cheeky girls yum yum:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭lucyburn


    SlinkyToo wrote: »
    I am sure Gately would be asking Owen how deep is his love, I doubt either would pay attention to you.

    Why? I'm very attractive.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭Nunu


    lucyburn wrote: »
    Why? I'm very attractive.

    That's all well and good....but are you homosexual?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭SlinkyToo


    2 guys and a girl never works for fear of crossing swords


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    lucyburn wrote: »
    Why? I'm very attractive.

    Post Pix Plz :p

    Arent they both gay? Thats why not much attention on you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    cheerleader from heroes and rihanna. Ebony and Ivory!
    Lands Leaving, this is the last time I'm warning you: keep away from Hayden, she's mine. I love her more than you because if I had her, I wouldn't want a threesome. I'd be content with her (and Kirsten Bell, if Hayden was cool with that).

    But assuming you kidnapped her first, I'd settle for a threesome with Heather Graham and Denise Richards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    agamemnon wrote: »
    Lands Leaving, this is the last time I'm warning you: keep away from Hayden, she's mine. I love her more than you because if I had her, I wouldn't want a threesome. I'd be content with her (and Kirsten Bell, if Hayden was cool with that).

    But assuming you kidnapped her first, I'd settle for a threesome with Heather Graham and Denise Richards.

    Challenge accepted.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Jodi Gordon and Jennifer Ellison, sure why not a bit of a mixture!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Jodi Gordon? Shes nice but I prefer the one who plays Leah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,383 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Charlize Theron and stacy keibler and Kate Hudson there just in case :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Ada Nicodemou or something like that? Nah, I'm all for Jodi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Challenge accepted.
    I win and here's the pictorial proof:

    http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8287/hayden2ra9.png

    My kidnapping skills are second to none. I hear her adoptive father is a bad man to have on your case though...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    I should have known not to mess with the man who took Achilles' woman.

    Does she have a sister?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    From what I've seen, Hayden's real-life mother is hot, top-quality MILF material.

    Another dream threesome: Charisma Carpenter and Holly Valance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭cold_filter


    Here's my list...

    1) Caroline Morahan and Grainne Seoige...

    2)Jennifer Ellison & Gemma Atkinson

    3)Ciara(the singer) and Rihanna

    4) Christina Aguilera (in her dirty phase) and Jessica Simpson

    Thats all i can think of at the mo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I'd like to lube up Oprah and Maria Carey and give them a good old fashioned ding dong up the stinkie.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 400 ✭✭ruskin


    lucy pinder and keeley


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