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29-11-2007 2:37pm

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Radharc na Sleibhte

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That thread about the girl on the dart reminds me....This ain't a joke, its actually true!!!!

A mate of a mate was over in New York a couple of weeks ago with a group of friends. Bit of a lad himself, so did a bit of a pub tour. Anywho, while rushing to catch a train out to New Jersey or something to meet an old mate who runs a pub out there, he tried to gently push out a bum-burp, but pushed a little too hard. Anyway, arrived at the train station and saw a stall where a nice man was selling some cheep denims. Jackpot, he said to himself, and quickly purchased a pair, as his own needed prompt changing. Onboard the moving train, he made his excuses and made his way to the toilet. He ripped off his soiled bottoms and turfed them out the window. He opened up the bag of his shiny new denims, only to discover the nice man had given him not denim jeans, but a denim jacket!!!!!

NO WORD OF A LIE, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!

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#2 29-11-2007 2:39pm

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Yeah, were you reading that book, "That's Bollox!" then?

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#3 29-11-2007 2:41pm

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Swear to God, happened to my bro in laws best mate. He was there.

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#4 29-11-2007 2:43pm

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Heard that one before

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#5 29-11-2007 2:44pm

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I'm going to believe it's true because it's so much funnier knowing that happened to a real person.

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#6 29-11-2007 2:44pm

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He must have been having me on so!!!!
Its not so funny now.

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#7 29-11-2007 2:45pm

Radharc na Sleibhte

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ScumLord wrote: »

I'm going to believe it's true because it's so much funnier knowing that happened to a real person.

Thats what I thought.
Never heard it before, thought it was a true story.

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#8 29-11-2007 2:48pm

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Has somebody been watching Ricky Gervais' "Politics" standup DVD?

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#9 29-11-2007 3:28pm

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he tried to gently push out a bum-burp

who the hell calls it that ?? ::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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#10 29-11-2007 4:49pm

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That originated in either FHM or Loaded Magazine many years back in a reader's embarassing stories section; then Ricky Gervais ran with it

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#11 29-11-2007 6:18pm

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ya heard that too ages ago...

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#12 29-11-2007 6:21pm

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That joke is so old the train was Stephenson's Rocket.

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#13 29-11-2007 8:59pm

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Deadly ****.

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#14 29-11-2007 9:46pm

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Hagar wrote: »

That joke is so old the train was Stephenson's Rocket.

someone give this man a stage,a microphone and open the bar for the night!

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#15 29-11-2007 10:30pm

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http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/poopy.asp

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#16 30-11-2007 9:15am

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CodeMonkey wrote: »

http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/poopy.asp

Can't believe I believed the ******.
There shall be hell to pay.

Oh well, it was actually A LOT funnier when I thought it was true!!!!!!!

****

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#17 30-11-2007 9:45am

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Kazu wrote: »

who the hell calls it that ?? ::rolleyes::rolleyes:

He sharted!

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#18 30-11-2007 10:35am

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Kazu wrote: »

who the hell calls it that ?? ::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Me, obviously. What kind of question is that?

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#19 30-11-2007 10:45am

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no Word Of A Lie, I Swear To God!!!!!

Jesus Christ! Blasphemy!!!!!!

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#20 30-11-2007 10:48am

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SetantaL wrote: »

Jesus Christ! Blasphemy!!!!!!

I know.
The **** made me swear to God.
Sorry God!!!!

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#21 30-11-2007 10:54am

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Never heard it before and thought it was funny. Good work Mr. Oh Pee.

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