You have the Power to Destroy One Country...

SpAcEd OuT

Which one would you destroy and why

[Excluding America/Israel, lets keep it interesting and light humored]

For me it would be Spain, I can't stand the Spanish.

thankfully I don't have to take the bus anymore but I would remember summer days on the 46A where I would consider killing myself if only to end their constant loud, annoying chatter.

Also why is it that Spanish girls always lecture you on how much you've drank when they approach you in clubs. I don't know how many times I've had a Spanish girl come up to talk to me only after a while to start a rant about how us Irish are nice but we drink far too much [I don't] - sorry but do I know you

Damn Spanish

anyways what country would you destroy and why

TPD

I have that power!?
Muhahahaha!

But seriously, France.

Edit: Missed the 'Why?' part of the question.

I don't like France.

RoyalMarine

armenia

i hate them armenians always blowing shít up

purple'n'gold

Japan, I have always detested them, more so now that they are going to slaughter whales.

arbeitsscheuer

SpAcEd OuT wrote: »

[Excluding America/Israel, lets keep it interesting and light humored]

Bah, humbug.

Switzerland.

Nazi-gold hording war-avoiding smug b*stards. Honestly, what the hell did they do during World War II? Sit around on their asses eating chocolate and cheese, occasionally pausing to make cuckoo-clocks and ridiculously-accurate watches?

Plus, since they're always f**king neutral, it should make it easier to destroy them:

"But we are neutral! We refuse to take sides in any war!"
"Good, that'll make it a helluva lot easier to kick the sh*t out of your country, won't it?"
"...Boll*cks, he's got us there"

Pansies.:D;)

Pj!

I'd have to give this lot of thought but first country that comes to mind (after America of course) is Italy. Worked with/for a lot of Italians and find most of em unlikeable cocky little c**ts.

But then again if Russia start 'starting sh1t' they'd get the vote.

longshanks

england, because ehhhh.... amy winehouse is a dickhead

monkeyfudge

Oh it would be Germany for me... without question...

Pepe LeFrits

My brother lives in Spain, so less of the destroying of Spain please.

I used to hate Spain too until he took me clubbing. Prior to that, I had believed that Spanish women were minging. No longer.

Spain

I can't think of a country to vote for. I've yet to find one that I couldn't find any redeeming qualities in. Maybe Hungary. Their food is pretty damn bad.

(Spain. It has just occured to me what a strange looking name for a country Spain is. Spain. Spain Spain Spain.)

thebman

Just one

It would be the US but since I can't choose them I choose China. Why, because the Chinese will kill us all! Glavin!

homah_7ft

I will pick Vatican City. I'd just like to see what would happen then.

Pighead

Ireland.

Pighead has terribly low self esteem. Think it has something to do with Amp and Sarky bullying me back in 2005.

Destroying the whole country would end everything once and for all without hurting family and friends that would be left behind. (when Pighead says "without hurting them" he's assuming this power to destroy will result in instant and painless death to said countrys inhabitants).

Sleepy

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Oh it would be Germany for me... without question...

but but, they make the best beer. Surely a couple of world wars is a small price to pay for something as beautiful as WeisBier?

And my vote goes for the Vatican.

Pj!

meh maybe ill leave italy alone and just take out england.

arbeitsscheuer

homah_7ft wrote: »

I will pick Vatican City. I'd just like to see what would happen then.

Oooh, Good Answer!

Vatican City... What a great shout.

Outer Bongolia

Australia. Enough said.

Catari Jaguar

Turkey. The men are sleazy. Ick.

SpitfireIV

Yeah, Australia, whats with having Christmas on the beach......thats just wrong!! :rolleyes:

super_furry

Northern Ireland. I'd give everyone living there six months to sort their **** out and for Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley to kiss with tongues, or that's it - you're toast.

Senna

It has to be Sao Tome, everybody should hate them after what they done to the Irish people.

leninbenjamin

Canada... dumb copycat country who have to ram it down your throat how they are Canadian all the time... quite a few of them are worse than the oul Yanks too for a lot of crap, they can take themsevles soo seriously at times...

please, i can see from the feckin umpteen flags on your person that your a dumb Canuck already.

Huggles

Poland.

Pighead

TheGooner wrote: »

Poland.

Over Pigheads dead body.

Have you not seen their wonderfully beautiful toned chicks? Destroying Poland would be akin to walking into the Louvre and drawing a fake moustache on the Mona Lisa. Beauty should not be destroyed.

Pigman II

South Africa. Even the South Africians don't like the place. Plus they all "tik lak dat"

Mossy Monk

China. For the sheer amazement of all those fireworks factories blowing up. It would be beautiful.

magick

africa and the middleeast

Huggles

Pighead wrote: »

Over Pigheads dead body.

Have you not seen their wonderfully beautiful toned chicks? Destroying Poland would be akin to walking into the Louvre and drawing a fake moustache on the Mona Lisa. Beauty should not be destroyed.

LOL

The girls are ok, but the blokes.

grr hiss boo

humbert

TheGooner wrote: »

LOL

The girls are ok, but the blokes.

grr hiss boo

I fear the green eyed monster is at work...

I'd prob get rid of the Swiss too. Arrogant Nazi collaborating bankers.

Huggles

humbert wrote: »

I fear the green eyed monster is at work...

I'd prob get rid of the Swiss too. Arrogant Nazi collaborating bankers.

LOL not at all.

I work with a Polish guy and a Polish girl. She is lovely but out of all the Polish men I have worked with (about 10 now) all but one have been extremely difficult and bullheaded.

CreepingDeath

Afghanistan, Columbia... or any/all of the other major drug producing countries.

humbert

TheGooner wrote: »

LOL not at all.

I work with a Polish guy and a Polish girl. She is lovely but out of all the Polish men I have worked with (about 10 now) all but one have been extremely difficult and bullheaded.

Sorry, I take it back. I went out with a polish chick and the polish guys in their house scared the bejesus out of me, I mean made me slightly uncomfortable*cough.

ferdi

magick wrote: »

africa and the middleeast

lol

tolosenc

Turkey. From it's ashes I would form a new country, and call it "Chicken".

Them or Sudan/Somalia/Ethiopia, more trouble than their worth, tbh.

watna

Pigman II wrote: »

South Africa. Even the South Africians don't like the place. Plus they all "tik lak dat"

+1, my bf is originally from south Africa and it sounds like a bit of a fúcked up place, especially as he's not white. If it's destroyed then I never have to live there. (He's recently starting talking about moving there for a while in a few years, NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!). obviously he can rescue his family and stuff!

Nigeria/Uganda. Destroying either of these countries would probably eliminate 90% of internet fraud/spam.

davejones

TheGooner wrote: »

Poland.

+1
Blowing up/destroying Poland would make me very happy.
Reason:
I got mugged by a gang of Poles two weeks ago and they chipped my front tooth by kicking me in the face:mad:

Go home Poles:mad:

(only joking about the go home bit;))

DonJose

It would have to be one of the EU accession countries, damn those eastern europeans taking all the low paid jobs that nobody wants

Zynks

Argentina, 'cause they're a bunch of Italians, speaking Spanish but thinking they are some sort of brits - it would just save them from the pain of being themselves!

Pj!

I'll stick with Italy so as Croatia are busy destroying England as we speak.

P_1

I would say Russia but they probably have a few of those nukes of theirs still working

taco

Forky wrote: »

I'll stick with Italy so as Croatia are busy destroying England as we speak.

Normally just a lurker but couldn't ignore that one....classic

TPD

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

(Spain. It has just occured to me what a strange looking name for a country Spain is. Spain. Spain Spain Spain.)

EdgarAllenPoo

For me the obvious choice would be america but then were would we get good tv shows.

It's a bit odd but I'd have to say Northern Ireland. Stop all the fuss over who own what and just blow it to the moon.

ZorbaTehZ

Holland. Everyone I've met from that ****ing country is a stuck-up asshole.

Pigman II

ZorbaTehZ wrote: »

Holland. Everyone I've met from that ****ing country is a stuck-up asshole.

Ugly too.

scaramanga

Zynks wrote: »

Argentina, 'cause they're a bunch of Italians, speaking Spanish but thinking they are some sort of brits - it would just save them from the pain of being themselves!

:eek::eek::eek:
the polish ladies wudnt lace the argies boots:D

EdgarAllenPoo

There's always the continent of Africa, people can't starve if they're already dead.

But then Bono couldn't go on about the starving children;)



please note that's extreme sarcasm

Jay P

China, theyre goin to destroy the planet one day with using too much oil and d stuff. I dont believe in global warming but if i did that would be another reason. Emissions, man. :cool:

Zaph

Uzbekistan - stupid name for a country.

bug

Perhaps south Africa, because they think that formal wear is a pair of light pink satin boxer shorts and a dinner jacket.

That and the obvious political difficulties, and the reason they tik lake dat is because of the Dutch, so maybe them too.

Turkey is a weird one, they are sleeze bags but they are also like confused little kids. They all want to be English louts for some reason and cry and get huffy if you beat them at sports. Perhaps thats good enough to blow them up. I'm sure the Kurds think so, and the Cypriots.

super_furry

Australia, so Irish piss-heads will have to find somewhere else to go 'travelling' for six months with 20 of their mates.