The voice on the luas that announces the stops. Whose voice would you prefer?

Jesus Wept

I don't use the Luas much, but frankly, I am bored of her and her voice.

It's time she got the P45.

Whose voice would you like to hear announce the stops of the Luas?

James Earl Jones would be quite stirring.
Morgan Freeman would be rather wistful.


Whose voice would you least like to hear announce the stops of the Luas?

Off the top of my head, Shirley Temple-Bar would go through my head, and anyone with a D4-esq accent.

Pigman II

Mariella Fostrop (sp?) would do a good job of it.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I'd like to hear George Bush announcing

blow69

I always laugh when she announces 'Ranelagh' or 'Windy Arbour'

Listen for it.....

rossie1977

the Rock Dwayne Johnson

Finally we have arrived at "Abbey Street"

Jesus Wept

rossie1977 wrote: »

the Rock Dwayne Johnson

Finally we have arrived at "Abbey Street"

I like it.

Maybe inbetween stops they could have Bart & Lisa saying

'are we there yet?'
'are we there yet?'
'are we there yet?'
'are we there yet?'
'are we there yet?'

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rossie1977 wrote: »

the Rock Dwayne Johnson

Finally we have arrived at "Abbey Street"

That would be brilliant. Well done

Now take your roody-poo suggestion and shove it up....your candy ass.

Overheal

HAL 2000

"We have arrived at your stop, Dave."

Karoma

Jake Stevens, please. Let's keep it real.

Sabre0001

Ollie Williams

Terry

Majel Barrett

Varkov

Sabre0001 wrote: »

Ollie Williams

+1

"Well Ollie, what stop is next?"

"RANELAGH!"

Pigman II

Karoma wrote: »

Jake Stevens

Really? I'd like him to be the voice UNDER the luas.

Lands Leaving

Get some porn star with a sexy voice - we're COMING into ranelaaghhh, if you want to GET OFF!

Eglinton

Horatio from CSI followed by The Who intro.

How quickly would you get sick of that!

Karoma

Pigman II wrote: »

Really?

Ahhh, well, y'knowww... *attacks Pigman II with a copy of the Metro*

No. Not really.

*smacks Pigman II with the newspaper again anyway*

wheelbarrow

Voice 1.

Voice 2.

Voice 3.

Voice 4.

lordgoat

It would be funny if they randomly mixed it up, just the odd stop here and there, really freak ya out...

+1 for the rock. That would be hilarious.

Dubit10

Saddam hussiens sidekick fella,what was his name...comical ali or whatever."Everything is OK,no need for panic...Ranelagh is the next stop":DThat would be quality

Cunny-Funt

Who is it that does the voice for the luas anyway? She sounds like your one on vodafone when your topping up.

Pyr0

The AI character voice from Portal if anyone knows it !

Redrocket

yore ma's

spadder

B.A. from the A-team

" This is Tallaght. NOw get off the Train Fool!"

Ruu_Old

Christopher Walken.

Sam Vimes

Terry wrote: »

Majel Barrett

is it sad that i instantly knew that she's the ship's computer?

and yes, she would be great as the luas voice


not as good as james earl jones though. he'd say:

"This is CNN..eh i mean tallaght"

Random

spadder wrote: »

B.A. from the A-team

" This is Tallaght. NOw get off the Train Fool!"

How about BA with a helium voice?

A-Trak

Pyr0 wrote: »

The AI character voice from Portal if anyone knows it !

Briliant!

"Next Stop Tallaght, there is cake in Tallaght"

Pigman II

How about the guy from all those 80s/90's movie trailers?

Sonnenblumen

How about Leprechauns doing the voice overs and Riverdance as background music, recreating that a soothing but similar atmosphere to 'One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest' and meanwhile all those 'Ireland is great' fans will continue feeling good about themselves.

HI-HO

JIZZLORD

Barry Scott, or Ronnie Drew

Dave!

Vincent Price

JIZZLORD

DaveMcG wrote: »

Vincent Price

/me reaches for his shovel and crowbar

Trojan911

stevenk wrote: »

yore ma's

My Ma's.....

Sabre0001

JIZZLORD wrote: »

Barry Scott

Also class!

AlmightyCushion

Just use the normal voice except get them to inhale a load of helium first, that would be fun.

davejones

What about Dave Fanning or maybe Bono?

EamonnKeane

a parrot

Brethitmanhart

They should get Trey Parker to do it (creator of south park)
He could put on his Kenny voice.

That would be funny

"mmmphe mmphxt mphtop mmmphis mmphervis"

nedward

I like the Luas woman...if some girl came up to me and said "Beechwood...Coill na Fea", I'd tremble at the knees

Poxyshamrock

DERVLA KIRWIN! (your one from Bally K)

She does the voice on the M&S ad!

Next Stop Sandyford...covered in a fine white wine sauce topped with crushed parsley.

Brethitmanhart

Another one, Sylvester Stallone, that would be harder to understand than Kenny.

pd101

spadder wrote: »

B.A. from the A-team

" This is Tallaght. NOw get off the Train Fool!"

Yeah that would be my suggestion too. Some one like Jackie Healy-Rae would be fuuny aswell

ashyle

Sean Connery. Man that'd be sexy

Or like Barry White ...my first, my last stop...my everything.

gosh a sexy luas trip had by all

TwoShedsJackson

Tom Baker.

meditraitor

Jo Whiley ftw

Red Alert

Clodagh from the Clinic.

rednik

How about Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond all used at different stops.

Setun

Dean Learner ftw.

Or Todd Rivers.

Wossack

Father Jack

novarock

Skeletor!

mental07

Tony Fenton "Youuuuuu're at Ranelagh!"
Grampa Simpson "This stop is not Ranelagh. It may be Windy Arbour, Dundrum, Ranelagh, but it is not Sandyford!!"