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Motto for Ireland

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭eldeabroad


    Tiocfaidh ar Lá


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,245 ✭✭✭Fabio


    Happiness and Progression in balance - Ireland.*


    *not that that is the truth or anything!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 imp4hire


    Ireland: You'll love hating it here!:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭lynnlegend


    ireland is fantastic .........not tantastic thats next door


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    'Shure Why wouldn't ye?!'


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    orestes wrote: »
    Welcome to Ireland! Now give us your money and then fcuk off back to where you came from!
    That should be "Welcome to Ireland! Now fix my dodgy plumbing, I'll give you my money and then fcuk off back to where you came from!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    boreds wrote: »
    Ireland, where our minister for health is an obese clown.
    ...who still managed to find a husband without the aid of www.bbwlovers.com


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LuckyStar


    Ireland, the country that loves to hate

    OR

    "Who does he think he is???"

    OR

    "Laws? What laws?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Ciaran B


    Ireland
    Ask about our Latin motto contest.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Ireland, ask me sack.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Ireland: A bunch of self loathing moany bastards who think that anywhere else in the world is better, so they go to livein their utopian paradise after having only seen the touristy areas and then realise they miss their mammies and that the paradise isn't quite what it seemed, so they come home to their mammies and are even more bitter and refuse to admit they were wrong about the paradise they had gone to live in and regale you with stories about how much better it is than Ireland and yet they still live in Ireland and won't piss off back to utopia.
    We can also do amazing things with a potato.


  • Registered Users Posts: 400 ✭✭nachos


    Ireland - "All in all, a great bunch of lads"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Ireland: Bistromathics is the most powerful computational tool known to parascience.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ireland: the only country in the world where only a minority speak the official first language.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    Terry wrote: »
    We can also do amazing things with a potato.

    Yeah burn them:D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Yeah burn them:D
    Irish mixed grill:

    Chips, boiled, mashed, crocquet, baked, steamed, shot (potato gun) poteen, etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Tricity Bendix


    If you're lucky enough to be in Ireland, you're lucky enough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 950 ✭✭✭EamonnKeane


    "Gan Eolas Ar Mhargáistí Traicéir"


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    Keep moving, it gets better.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    Ireland: What have you ever done?


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,388 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    We're not great, but sure we'll give it a lash.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Crush your Enemies
    See them driven before you
    and hear the lamentation of their women.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    Infacteh, we took der jabs!


  • Registered Users Posts: 841 ✭✭✭Muff_Daddy


    Carlsberg don't do countries, but if they did, it probably wouldn't be Ireland.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    A ninja does not step on a landmine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭2Scoops


    Transients welcome.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    Fup off ye fuppin baxtards


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,197 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Home of Diddley-Idol


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Ireland: Ah sure, it'll do.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Stop touching my penis, we aren't protestant!


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