The BGRH Beers RSVP Thread

Zaph

OK, this is where you post if you're coming to The Long Stone @ 6pm on Friday, November 16th. Doesn't need much by way of posts really, just click on the appropriate poll answer.

EDIT: Don't forget to bring your can of Carnation condensed milk so we know who you are.

Brothers Robbo or Tom, could one of you please sticky this?

monkeyfudge

I could probably actually make the 16th...

My slim physique and ample head of hair might pose problems though...

But I do like to drink stupidly...

John Mason

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

you forgot the condensed milk zaph:D

Zaph

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

irishbird wrote: »

you forgot the condensed milk zaph:D

Fixed

John Mason

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I hair might pose problems though...

But I do like to drink stupidly...

well then my dear, you are definately welcome

monkeyfudge

Half my right leg is still purple from the drunken injuries sustained at the Halloween beers.

Zaph

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

What colour is the other half?

The Hill Billy

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

I'll try & make it for a pint.
Up to my knackers in work so may not have time to get bladdered.

pretty-in-pink

I shall be on my way home, to the arms of my family and some home town friends to celebrate my birthday. There is a fair chance I'll be out this weekend O brothers. Condensed milk == good chocolate biscuit cake!

Zaph

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Condensed milk == good chocolate biscuit cake!

Will you make some for us please?

pretty-in-pink

Sure, but you gotta come out and play this weekend, as I'm away next weekend

Zaph

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Can't, going to Madrid this weekend. You could drop one into the Long Stone before you head home, I'm sure a barman would mind it for us. On second thoughts maybe not, if he's like Brother Slow Mo he'll scoff it himself.

monkeyfudge

hmmmm.....

Remembers Pretty-in-Pink's attempts at fairy cakes....

pretty-in-pink

monkeyfudge wrote: »

hmmmm.....

Remembers Pretty-in-Pink's attempts at fairy cakes....

I did tell you they were the rejects.

However a few people here have had ones that behaved themselves and were yummy. Chocolate ones esp. You should know better then to critiscise a girls cooking. I have also cooked dinner for friends. They enjoyed it. Every time

my work peoples have had my well behaved buns too- let it be a lesson to one and all, baking at 2 am is NOT ,I repeat NOT smart.

monkeyfudge

Well maybe we should have a bake off and everyone can see how great my chocolate cake is...

It's got a super secret recipe.

Zaph

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

baking at 2 am is NOT ,I repeat NOT smart.

Never baked at 2am but I did manage to burn my arm quite badly making toast at 4 am.

monkeyfudge

I've burned my kitchen to the ground... twice... and at xmas each time.

pretty-in-pink

Ouch, I once got burned by fat from the frying pan. It attacked me

Making toast though...thats a new one.

A bake off? Ha. I wouldn't want to embarass you. Plus in this forum, the men don't bake or cook much. Am I right? Its a place for beer, and fast food, and yummy wimmin cooking, and more beer. Maybe with a side of T&A

Zaph

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Its a place for beer, and fast food, and yummy wimmin cooking, and more beer. Maybe with a side of T&A

Possibly the most accurate description of BGRH ever.

monkeyfudge

I don't actually do the baking myself... I have a little monkey who lives in my hat who does all the work just like the rat in Ratatouille.

pretty-in-pink

zaph wrote: »

Possibly the most accurate description of BGRH ever.

Thank you
*blushes*

Tom Dunne

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Well maybe we should have a bake off and everyone can see how great my chocolate cake is...

It's got a super secret recipe.

tom dunne wrote:

Perhaps you are overly in touch with your feminine side?

Hmmmm.

ibh

Atari Jaguar my arse

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Maybe with a side of T&A

Did somebody say T&A??? Its my favourite sport to watch.:D

Slow Motion

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

zaph wrote: »

Can't, going to Madrid this weekend. You could drop one into the Long Stone before you head home, I'm sure a barman would mind it for us. On second thoughts maybe not, if he's like Brother Slow Mo he'll scoff it himself.

I resemble that remark !

Tom Dunne

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Slow Motion wrote: »

I resemble that remark !

Truth hurts, and all that.

_blank_

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

I'll be there.

What's all this about milk cannisters?

smashey

DesF wrote: »

What's all this about milk cannisters?

Oh dear. We're getting smutty here.

Tom Dunne

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

DesF wrote: »

I'll be there.

What's all this about milk cannisters?

*must resist multiple innuendos*

Slow Motion

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

DesF wrote: »

I'll be there.

What's all this about milk cannisters?

Just got that

_blank_

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

tom dunne wrote: »

*must resist multiple innuendos*

In your endo.

Slow Motion

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

DesF wrote: »

In your endo.

Ohhhhh ! Cutting ! Very cutting !

Beruthiel

Ah no, this can't be happening! *cries*
I am supposed to be going to a work leaving pissup that night in the Longstone.
If any of you people see me there, ignore me at all costs!!
Boards is my 'other secret life' and cannot possibly be allowed to clash with my 'real one'
I'll break anyones legs who come near me.

_blank_

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Send over a round or two, and we'll keep quiet.

Tom Dunne

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Beruthiel wrote: »

Ah no, this can't be happening! *cries*
I am supposed to be going to a work leaving pissup that night in the Longstone.
If any of you people see me there, ignore me at all costs!!
Boards is my 'other secret life' and cannot possibly be allowed to clash with my 'real one'
I'll break anyones legs who come near me.

Ruthie, pet, extending your s-mod powers into Real Life is just not possible. You simply can't ban us from The Longstone.

Now I am most certainly going. And I won't be sober. I get huggy when I get pissed. And I dance. A lethal combination.

Beruthiel

You're a big lad Des, how about I just send you over a pint or two and you can keep the rest of the rabble in their place?

_blank_

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Beruthiel wrote: »

You're a big lad Des,

Erm, did you not read the title of this forum?

We all big lads tbh!

Beruthiel wrote: »

how about I just send you over a pint or two

Ok so.

Beruthiel wrote: »

and you can keep the rest of the rabble in their place?

...yeah, sounds good to me.

Admit it.

You saw the other thread discussing this a while ago, and got the work people to go to the Longstone, just so you could have a drink with the Brothers.

Beruthiel

tom dunne wrote: »

Ruthie, pet, extending your s-mod powers into Real Life is just not possible. You simply can't ban us from The Longstone.

Now I am most certainly going. And I won't be sober. I get huggy when I get pissed. And I dance. A lethal combination.

I'm screwed

Slow Motion

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Beruthiel wrote: »

I'm screwed

Just tell 'em we are all members of your surfing club which is why we are called boardsies, leave a tab behind the bar and we'll play along

trout

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

tom dunne wrote: »

I get huggy when I get pissed. And I dance. A lethal combination.

I get philosophical when half pi$$ed. When fully pi$$ed I like to sing popular love songs from the 50's and 60's, and when I am completely rat ar$ed I also dance.

It's like my mission in life (when bladdered) is to prove the myth that big men can be very light on their feet ... failing miserably each time has yet to dent my enthusiasm. :rolleyes:

Brother Tom Dunne ... Away with your huggery. I've seen you ... and a bear wouldn't hug ya!

Beruthiel

Slow Motion wrote: »

Just tell 'em we are all members of your surfing club

These people know me, they'll never buy that
Could there be a drinking club of some sort? They would buy that one.

leave a tab behind the bar and we'll play along

I'm not liking all this blackmail.
I may have to print off your pictures and hand them to the bouncer on the way in. A terrorist plot or summit.

Kazobel

Atari Jaguar my arse

I'd love to attend but unfortunatly I live to far away for a night out in Dublin but have a good one

Slow Motion

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Beruthiel wrote: »

These people know me, they'll never buy that
Could there be a drinking club of some sort? They would buy that one.



I'm not liking all this blackmail.
I may have to print off your pictures and hand them to the bouncer on the way in. A terrorist plot or summit.

I have rarely been through an airport where I wasn't stopped. Thinking of changing my name to Random Search

Tom Dunne

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Kazobel wrote: »

I'd love to attend but unfortunatly I live to far away for a night out in Dublin but have a good one

Such a pity, Kazobel, I am sure you would have added that extra dollop of glamour to the occasion.

Beruthiel

tom dunne wrote: »

Such a pity, Kazobel, I am sure you would have added that extra dollop of glamour to the occasion.

Sorely needed with you lot

Tom Dunne

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Beruthiel wrote: »

Sorely needed with you lot

But sure with you there, adorned with your official BG+RH Fan Club, won't there be enough glamour?

moco

Atari Jaguar my arse

Beruthiel wrote: »

Ah no, this can't be happening! *cries*
I am supposed to be going to a work leaving pissup that night in the Longstone.
If any of you people see me there, ignore me at all costs!!
Boards is my 'other secret life' and cannot possibly be allowed to clash with my 'real one'
I'll break anyones legs who come near me.

Lol, I think I'll have to go now!

John Mason

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Beruthiel wrote: »

Sorely needed with you lot

well, now we will definately have to make ourselves known to your work colleagues

_blank_

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

Are the Atari Jag people going or not?

John Mason

No, I'm a big girl's blouse and have my needlework class that night

lads the table is booked for 15 people

smashey

DesF wrote: »

Are the Atari Jag people going or not?

Afraid not.

Jesus Wept

Atari Jaguar my arse

smashey wrote: »

Afraid not.

not.