So have you been stung looking at porno???

TheThing!

I have been stung a few times, I just play it cool as a cucumber. You shower, I suspect, are not quite as suave. So lets hear it then, have you been caught looking at porno, or worse...

randylonghorn

TheThing! wrote: »

So have you been stung looking at porno???

No, I always make sure there are no wasps etc. in the room before letting Junior out to play ...

Redrocket

No but it was absolutely hilarious for me when I caught someone else watching porn and having a **** I stayed for a minute (while he tried to contain the mess that his quickly pulled down t-shirt was hiding) and took a look at the porn to see how good it was, then went on my merry way

daniel3982

When I was about 16 i went out for one of my first proper nights out because my mum and siblings were away, I had a few too many lagers and stumbled home horny, deciding that it would be a good idea to have a go on the PC when I got in, I fired it up and went to some teen hotties site or something, pulled down the pants and then the next thing I knew I felt like the screen turned into one of those black swirly patterns from the 60's, it felt like it sucked me in and spat me out again. Next thing I know its 6:30 am, my Dad is asking if I am alive, my pants are around my ankles and Im lying on the ground with the computer chair with the dog licking sick off my face, and of course there was porn on my screen.

First time my Dad even knew that I drank!

Karl Hungus

I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

FruitLover

stevenk wrote: »

No but it was absolutely hilarious for me when I caught someone else watching porn and having a **** I stayed for a minute

So you're telling us you like to watch men masturbate?

TheThing!

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

Shameless, you need to say a few hail marys

TheThing!

daniel3982 wrote: »

When I was about 16 i went out for one of my first proper nights out because my mum and siblings were away, I had a few too many lagers and stumbled home horny, deciding that it would be a good idea to have a go on the PC when I got in, I fired it up and went to some teen hotties site or something, pulled down the pants and then the next thing I knew I felt like the screen turned into one of those black swirly patterns from the 60's, it felt like it sucked me in and spat me out again. Next thing I know its 6:30 am, my Dad is asking if I am alive, my pants are around my ankles and Im lying on the ground with the computer chair with the dog licking sick off my face, and of course there was porn on my screen.

First time my Dad even knew that I drank!

You should have closed your eyes and plugged your ears and kept saying Jesus

Borneo Fnctn

daniel3982 wrote: »

When I was about 16 i went out for one of my first proper nights out because my mum and siblings were away, I had a few too many lagers and stumbled home horny, deciding that it would be a good idea to have a go on the PC when I got in, I fired it up and went to some teen hotties site or something, pulled down the pants and then the next thing I knew I felt like the screen turned into one of those black swirly patterns from the 60's, it felt like it sucked me in and spat me out again. Next thing I know its 6:30 am, my Dad is asking if I am alive, my pants are around my ankles and Im lying on the ground with the computer chair with the dog licking sick off my face, and of course there was porn on my screen.

First time my Dad even knew that I drank!

:DNow that is funny. That must have been awkward.

randylonghorn

stevenk wrote: »

No but it was absolutely hilarious for me when I caught someone else watching porn and having a **** I stayed for a minute (while he tried to contain the mess that his quickly pulled down t-shirt was hiding) and took a look at the porn to see how good it was, then went on my merry way

So you really wanted to rub it in?


One piece of advice: never give spare keys of your apartment to your mates, in case they decide that it would be a good idea to arrive back at 3 a.m. on Saturday night after the nightclub with a gang of drunken strangers in tow ... >_>

fletch

I didn't get caught in the act but had saved a load of images in my My Pictures folder, having forgotten that I had set my screensaver to automatically play a slideshow of the pictures! Not a pleasant welcome awaited me that evening! lol

Jimbo

I once watched porn. But now I'm typing on a braille laptop. Let that be a lesson to ya

Random

jimbo78 wrote: »

I once watched porn. But now I'm typing on a braille laptop. Let that be a lesson to ya

You fool. You should have stopped when you got glasses!

Call Me Jimmy

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

Hungus 1 Society 0

Call Me Jimmy

randylonghorn wrote: »

So you really wanted to rub it in?


One piece of advice: never give spare keys of your apartment to your mates, in case they decide that it would be a good idea to arrive back at 3 a.m. on Saturday night after the nightclub with a gang of drunken strangers in tow ... >_>

jaysis me ma has spares for my place!!

But seriously where did you hide your longhorn(tm)????

EDIT: Yea I've never been stung directly but had a few hairy moments with the types of addresses that were in the address bar...

The Bollox

never caught, my ears are too keen for that, but I have a few hairy fairy moments, nothing to write home about however

arybvtcw0eolkf

The Bollox wrote: »

never caught, my ears are too keen for that,

Sometimes good hearing just isn't enough...


http://www.ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg

The Bollox

pfft, no cat could get past my dog, he or she would have to be an idiot to even try

Dr Strange

Mairt wrote: »

Sometimes good hearing just isn't enough...


http://www.ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg

Lol, nice!

Karl Hungus

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Hungus 1 Society 0

Oh yes!

Karl Hungus

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Oh yes!

I've a feeling that score should be a bit higher.

Karl Hungus

Deleted User wrote: »

I've a feeling that score should be a bit higher.

How many points does public masturbation get me?

bangersandmash

http://b3ta.com/questions/****_disasters/

some good ones there

Karl Hungus

Karl Hungus wrote: »

How many points does public masturbation get me?

Its half a point per person there.

Hermy

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

You were reading a porno mag???:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

randylonghorn

The Bollox wrote: »

never caught, my ears are too keen for that, but I have a few hairy fairy moments, nothing to write home about however

Jeez, you watch hairy fairy porno? No wonder you don't want to write home about it!

Mossy Monk

Caught watching porn many times.
Caught masturbating a few times.

You get used to it.

randylonghorn

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

jaysis me ma has spares for my place!!

Don't worry about it, yore ma prefers to come watch porn at mine.

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

But seriously where did you hide your longhorn(tm)????

Where I usually hide it when she's around!


(Jaysus, can't believe I missed that post earlier!!)

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Caught watching porn many times.
Caught masturbating a few times.

You get used to it.

Did you share a three-bedroomed student house with 5 other guys too?

Overheal

My hot flatmate sez she heard me the other monday... im not sure how to take that. It did make an interesting phone conversation to her mom though: she got tackled for that

Redrocket

FruitLover wrote: »

So you're telling us you like to watch men masturbate?

yeah sure why not, boards can twist anything you say in any way so might as well go with the flow

Timothy Bryce

I got caught a couple of year ago boning a blow-up doll.

The lads video taped it and it's now on Youtube some where

mise_me_fein

Got caught looking up stuff by one of the IT mods in DCU in one of the labs. Played it as cool as possible but all the 5 or 6 people around me knew what I was looking at. €20 fine.

Didn't really care about the fellas around me knowing what I was looking at but not the women. Anyway....not too bad.

Tar.Aldarion

Caught? Only on purpose.
Give me a hand would you?

mise_me_fein

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Caught? Only on purpose.
Give me a hand would you?

No thanks mate

Karl Hungus

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Oh yes!

For some reason i pictured you saying that in the same voice as that dog off the Churchill insurance* ads........."Oooohhhhh yesssssh"



* - may not be insurance, but i'm fncked if i'm looking it up.

irish life

Never been caught and I don't know how.

A magazine would do absolutely nothing for me, and I'm only 23. Straight porn is pretty boring now too. Lesbian stuff is what does it for me, particularly latina. They need to be really good looking too, that doesn't seem to matter to most blokes. <snipped>

Sorry if I've gone into too much detail at lunch time on a Monday.

I'd say the detail is ok, but the screenshot of your '**** bank' is a bit much, and might earn you a smack of the ban-stick.

Rob_l

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd say the detail is ok, but the screenshot of your '**** bank' is a bit much, and might earn you a smack of the ban-stick.

That might set him off again.


I have never been caught
This post may jinx all that

bman

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

Won't somebody please think of the children!!

I was caught once by my male flatmate. He just walked on and nothing was ever said of it. Which was nice since I would have expected a slagging. And if I caught someone I would go to town on them!

mise_me_fein

bman wrote: »

Won't somebody please think of the children!!

I was caught once by my male flatmate. He just walked on and nothing was ever said of it. Which was nice since I would have expected a slagging. And if I caught someone I would go to town on them!

He probably just thought you were a wanker.

Red Hand

By a bee.

TheThing!

Overheal wrote: »

My hot flatmate sez she heard me the other monday... im not sure how to take that. It did make an interesting phone conversation to her mom though: she got tackled for that

If she is that hot you should somehow twist this into a way of asking her out on a hot date

GhostInTheRuins

irish life wrote: »

<snipped>

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd say the detail is ok, but the screenshot of your '**** bank' is a bit much, and might earn you a smack of the ban-stick.

What the hell is your '**** bank'? Damn censorship :mad:

Stephen

At a guess, I'd say its his porn collection.

Bingo.

irish life

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

What the hell is your '**** bank'? Damn censorship :mad:

I posted a screenshot of a folder on my PC. I took it down as soon as I copped on that there was 1 or 2 dirty images on view. I also posted a screenshot of the perfect woman but there was a link on the video so it was taken down. Here she is (I know some would disagree but I think she's beautiful):
http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/9036/brazilianco5.jpg

Thomas_S_Hunterson

mise_me_fein wrote: »

Got caught looking up stuff by one of the IT mods in DCU in one of the labs. Played it as cool as possible but all the 5 or 6 people around me knew what I was looking at. €20 fine.

Didn't really care about the fellas around me knowing what I was looking at but not the women. Anyway....not too bad.

lol, today in UCD in the library there were a couple of lads watching some pretty hardcore videos in the library in front of me...it's quite distracting when you're trying to do a bit of maths:rolleyes:

lynnlegend

ya did not even slow down you have to have your priorities:D

Yeah its awful but **** happens!

TheThing!

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

Yeah its awful but **** happens!

Girls look at porno? Jaysus

Toto Wolfcastle

Sean_K wrote: »

lol, today in UCD in the library there were a couple of lads watching some pretty hardcore videos in the library in front of me...it's quite distracting when you're trying to do a bit of maths:rolleyes:

That reminds me of the time the blind guy in my Gay and Lesbian Lit class was looking (or listening) up 'Gay Writing' on the computer for blind people in the library. Poor guy kept clicking into porn and didn't realise for ages. And he didn't even get to enjoy it. (Unless he was turned on by a computerised voice saying 'Hot gay man gives....' you get the idea!!

Didn't know whether to laugh or cry....so I laughed with everyone else!! What a bunch of uncaring individuals we are!!

Why do people knowingly look up porn in public places?? It's a bit sad.