Drunken Texts

Peyton Manning

Just wondering what are your most embarassing/funny texts youve sent/received while you or the other person were drunk? Was talking about it with a mate today. He sent me one last night that went 'ah no m8 too bumpy lip burny' which was a summary of ' ah no mate im in a taxi home but its going too fast, which is making the taxi really shaky plus i cant eat the noodles i have because they are burning my lips'...

I once texted my mother asking her to order me an aftershock rainbow cos im taking a piss at the moment....

Jesus Wept

Archimedes wrote: »

I once texted my mother asking her to order me an aftershock rainbow cos im taking a piss at the moment....

I'm sure people have txt'ed much worse. (I don't mean to YORE MA specifically, to their own)

leninbenjamin

"Ceiling cat watches you eat chicken"

i've no idea what possessed me but that's what i sent..

Jesus Wept

leninbenjamin wrote: »

"Ceiling cat watches you eat chicken"

i've no idea what possessed me but that's what i sent..

To whom?

leninbenjamin

The-Rigger wrote: »

To whom?

mate of mine who insisted i text him to make sure i got home ok after one night...

edit: actually that reminds me, to the same guy another night after our merriment was over i sent "i got in a fight in the way home, but i'm ok, it was only a bush" or something along those lines... he tends to remind me of that fight alot these days, especially when in overcrowded public places...

JohnnyStones

I once texted the mother to ask her if she wanted to go to a strip club with me(if you bought a woman in with you-it was free in for the man )really really sad;
the worst thing is she came out!!!!:)

Dord

JohnnyStones wrote: »

I once texted the mother to ask her if she wanted to go to a strip club with me(if you bought a woman in with you-it was free in for the man )really really sad;
the worst thing is she came out!!!!:)

:rolleyes:

*cough*

I don't really send drunk texts but I get them, I got a few tonight from a mate he was plastered so they didn't make much sense....haha

Jackz

Sent a message to the nice innocent mariage material girlfriend back home that was meant for the dirty bit on the side in Dublin when gf was not puting out and I was clearly in Dublin. Along the lines of "Any chance of a . ...."

starflake

The worst is when you text someone even though you know they have no interest in you! then you text them in a drunken state and you really wish that you didn't Ah.... head wrecker and a half!

Jackz

starflake wrote: »

The worst is when you text someone even though you know they have no interest in you! then you text them in a drunken state and you really wish that you didn't Ah.... head wrecker and a half!

I hear you! "I av 2 tell u, i wuv u" reading something along those lines in sent items in the morning, horrible, I like to use full words.

randylonghorn

Jackz wrote: »

"Any chance of a . ...."

I got one of those one night! It was all grand out until I noticed who it was from!

OK, so the first 3 letters of my name are the same as the first 3 letters of the person he MEANT to text, but still ... !

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn wrote: »

I got one of those one night! It was all grand out until I noticed who it was from!

Challengemaster.

condra

I've done it countless times when drunk and horny.

Probably every guy has, and those who havent, they're missing out on some great inappropriate shagging/fondling etc.

ScumLord

If my phones still workin after p3eggin it against the wall then me is in trouble.

Tha Gopher

Jackz wrote: »

Sent a message to the nice innocent mariage material girlfriend back home that was meant for the dirty bit on the side in Dublin when gf was not puting out and I was clearly in Dublin. Along the lines of "Any chance of a . ...."

Due to the use of the phrase "putting out" I doubt the truth of the story.

Saint_Mel

I got one the other day ...
"Surprise 21st on in the pub tomorrow night. If you see him dont say anything about it"

Fool forgot to tell me who's 21st it was

starflake

Jackz wrote: »

I hear you! "I av 2 tell u, i wuv u" reading something along those lines in sent items in the morning, horrible, I like to use full words.

yep!! not good at all!! think I'll just leave the old mobile at home from nowon!! or turn it off and get so drunk I can't remember my pin number! or else remove all the buttons!!!

Sparky

I've sent a few in my time.

Funny thing is been told, "oh you sent me a cute funny txt this morning"

Only to be met by me going o_O


/checks sent messages and then cringes.

Dun laoire

This is real drunken gibberish at it's best. He's talking about a football match

you s wont win the league with should of beat these should of them lads

qz

I got one the other night:

Her: "K but dept balt"
Me: "I understand"
Her: "Kkaabe"

Terry

txt spk hurts my eyes.
I'm not reading this thread again.

tallus

Sent one to my boss by accident one morning. He replied with "who was that meant for?" Needless to say I almost shat myself.

pretty-in-pink

I once, while blind drunk, wrote a filthy message for my then boyfriend. I sent it to my brother, whos mates read it, out loud, at a tent session, at a gig, hosted by those who cannot be mentioned. Oh the shame was mighty.......

tallus

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

I once, while blind drunk, wrote a filthy message for my then boyfriend. I sent it to my brother, whos mates read it, out loud, at a tent session, at a gig, hosted by those who cannot be mentioned. Oh the shame was mighty.......

I lolled!:D

Jackz

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Due to the use of the phrase "putting out" I doubt the truth of the story.

Is putting out a phrase only used in fantasy then? Or yea what I don't get you?

uoluol

Went shopping with a mate , and bought a few bits and pieces in La Senza. Left my bag with the stuff I bought in her car.

All ok...... until.... I sent a text to my boss saying....

"think I left my new bra in yr car, will you bring it in to work with you tomorrow"

Meant to send the text to my mate, not my boss..... cringe:eek: I hope his wife never got to see that text...

pretty-in-pink

tallus wrote: »

I lolled!:D

I cringed............

randylonghorn

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

I once, while blind drunk, wrote a filthy message for my then boyfriend. I sent it to my brother, whos mates read it, out loud, at a tent session, at a gig, hosted by those who cannot be mentioned. Oh the shame was mighty.......

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

I cringed............

Well, at least you now know that all your brother's mates think very ... fondly ... of you! ... especially when they're alone late at night!

Jigsaw

Once, when very drunk I thought it was a good idea to take a photo of my arse on my phone and send it to my mum with the added text, "my arse". I was very embarrassed the next day but she didn't mind and thought it was quite funny tbh!!

msg11

Got a few of these in my time.

The funniest ones are the voice mail messages, that some people leave.

This message I got the other night..

// "me and steo are asbosha" at 3am. I read the text and rolled back to sleep laughing.

Miss Fluff

I must have fallen asleep on my phone last Friday night. Sent 17 blank text messages to someone I'm trying to play it "cool" with. I invariably send randy texts when drunk and then regret it the next day. Have even tried turning my phone off etc and deleting people's numbers but still manage to do it. The shame.:(

randylonghorn

Miss Fluff wrote: »

I invariably send randy texts when drunk and then regret it the next day.

Really?

I don't remember!

jasonos

i have sent texts to the people i would be cuttin the back off. i would just realise that im after sending it to the person i was talking about and i would be powering off my phone or takin out the batery as quick as i could
it never works though they always go thru.

another time myself and the gf had a fight and i sent a message supossed to be for her "lets stop this fighting i hate it when we do this" that one got sent to my granny

SUNGOD

ah the horror of rolling over on sunday morning fumbling through the pockets of your discarded jeans ,finding your phone that feels somewhat sticky and smells of kebab, and then joy of all joys peering through your fingers as you go through your sent items .

pretty-in-pink

SUNGOD wrote: »

ah the horror of rolling over on sunday morning fumbling through the pockets of your discarded jeans ,finding your phone that feels somewhat sticky and smells of kebab, and then joy of all joys peering through your fingers as you go through your sent items .

Yeah ,its been a while since I sent a text. Now a few drunken PMs, but mostly I just decide to go asleep

LovelyTom

Asked a girl out and spelt her name wrong... ended up going out with her a month after and have been going out for 9 months and counting, that text helped

Conor108

In other phone related hi-jinks, try playing 'Phone Russian Roulette' as seen on 8 out of 10 cats. Write a text saying 'F**k You!' and then scroll through your contacts without looking and send.

Do You feel lucky?

randylonghorn

Conor108 wrote: »

In other phone related hi-jinks, try playing 'Phone Russian Roulette' as seen on 8 out of 10 cats. Write a text saying 'F**k You!' and then scroll through your contacts without looking and send.

Do You feel lucky?

Wow! How the hell can you actually win with that one (and by "win" I mean not shoot yourself in the foot!)

Le Rack

I've messed with the L word a number of times with drunken messages, told a guy no matter what he wanted i loved him and would never forget him...among other people....and things...

told another guy i was horny and wanted him, five mins later, i get a text back askin where my house is exactly cuz he's in a taxi on his way tomy general area, fun night..

emm oh, read a guy out of it once, he fancied me, but i liked his mate so he cornered me in the pub first questioning if i liked his mate, and that i was to stay away from him cuz he liked me, then he cornered his best mate tellin him to stay the hell away from me cuz i was his...this did not go down well...

and my housemate has just informed me that she text me one night to ask when i was coming home and i started talking inanely about se, that there was no need for it etc...

Caliden

Friend of mine once received a message saying "help me dr phil".

Personally I've sent several drunken text messages I've regretted the next day.

reregholdsworth

Jigsaw wrote: »

Once, when very drunk I thought it was a good idea to take a photo of my arse on my phone and send it to my mum with the added text, "my arse". I was very embarrassed the next day but she didn't mind and thought it was quite funny tbh!!

you make a habit of this sort of thing don't you?

Sherifu

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

I once, while blind drunk, wrote a filthy message for my then boyfriend. I sent it to my brother, whos mates read it, out loud, at a tent session, at a gig, hosted by those who cannot be mentioned. Oh the shame was mighty.......

That's a pretty good one.

The Bollox

best I ever heard was a voicemail from a friend in America saying he was trapped in a clothes horse, couldn't get into his appartment, and all the people whose doors he knocked on were very unhelpful. I broke my hole laughing when I heard it

Supermanscat

Oh jesus i ****ed up big time at the weekend! Im awful bad over the past year for sending messages! Text a couple of women and now i'm ashamed to see either of them! Gave some abuse to one of them! Tramp was used, feel bad!

By far the worst for me would have to be

''I love you''

To my girlfriend at the times mother. You see she was under the phone as ''****'s ma'' & I rushed it. I remember SHOUTING AT THE PHONE NOOOOO. Tried turning it off but when I put it back on I got the report. Was so funny the next time I went to her house. So awkward too ofc

Very very embarrassing.

bronte

I've sent an I love you before that I really shouldn't have.
Morto..luckily the guy was cool about it and just slagged me endlessly for weeks.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Thankfully I don't usually send drunken texts.....but it does happen on the odd occassion :eek::pac:

The most embarrassing drunken text i got (well for the girl who sent it i mean!), was a text (and voicemail aswell!) off a girl telling me she loved me......I had only been talking to her in the pub for about an hour about 6 weeks before that and hadn't talk to her since! Absolute psycho :pac:

Femelade

I've sent a few in my time..and recieved some too..but what really bugs me, is when my boyfriend recieves them from his ex...of like 7 yrs...

chopperbyrne

I am the king of drunken texts.

My phone should be confiscated at the end of the night and not returned til the next day.

Last Thursday night was the last time I sent one.

kaimera

I make drunken international calls

That sucks.

chopperbyrne

kaimera wrote: »

I make drunken international calls

That sucks.

I've done that too a few times.

€20 credit down the drain in a few minutes.