* The Christmas Thread *

sNarah · 21-09-2010 09:13AM

Just say NO kids! (to everything but alcohol)

Star Lord · 21-09-2010 11:13AM

I love Christmas. It's also my birthday.

However, this is too feckin early, so feck off.

Storminateacup · 21-09-2010 11:45AM

Its not too early

Dont say that so loudly! Santa will freakin' hear you >:(

The rules are.
1 - Halloween decorations
2 - My birthday (which by the way, you better not forget)
3 - Halloweens over
4 - LIGHTS

i dont care for the food, the outside decorations or the festive spirit. Just the copious amounts of alcohol and the christmas tree.

Oh christmas tree, Oh christmas tree, how lovely are your beautifully lit up branches.

Star Lord · 21-09-2010 12:29PM

Storminateacup wrote: »

Its not too early Dont say that so loudly! Santa will freakin' hear you >:(

The rules are.
1 - Halloween decorations
2 - My birthday (which by the way, you better not forget)
3 - Halloweens over
4 - LIGHTS

i dont care for the food, the outside decorations or the festive spirit. Just the copious amounts of alcohol and the christmas tree.

Oh christmas tree, Oh christmas tree, how lovely are your beautifully lit up branches.

Of course it's too early, it's still over a month to Hallowe'en!
If you start too early, a big fat man will sneak into your house in the middle of the night and empty his sack in your bedroom.

Storminateacup · 21-09-2010 12:42PM

The duuuuuuuuuurty bastiddd.

Get yo ass on msn til i spank you for sayin that :mad:

Jesus Wept · 21-09-2010 01:38PM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Go away!!!!

:mad::mad::mad:

sNarah wrote: »

Yeah!!!!:mad:

And take those elfs and presents and snowflakes and trees and fairlight and stoopid songs with you!

yeah!!!:mad:

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I love Christmas. It's also my birthday.

However, this is too feckin early, so feck off.

Storminateacup wrote: »

Its not too early Dont say that so loudly! Santa will freakin' hear you >:(

The rules are.
1 - Halloween decorations
2 - My birthday (which by the way, you better not forget)
3 - Halloweens over
4 - LIGHTS

i dont care for the food, the outside decorations or the festive spirit. Just the copious amounts of alcohol and the christmas tree.

Oh christmas tree, Oh christmas tree, how lovely are your beautifully lit up branches.

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Of course it's too early, it's still over a month to Hallowe'en!
If you start too early, a big fat man will sneak into your house in the middle of the night and empty his sack in your bedroom.

Storminateacup wrote: »

The duuuuuuuuuurty bastiddd.

Get yo ass on msn til i spank you for sayin that :mad:

You asked for it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asq7TW4bRBU

Now pull your socks up or gettttttttttttout of the christmas thread, bah humbug'ers!

sNarah · 21-09-2010 01:47PM

You is Evilz

Star Lord · 21-09-2010 02:57PM

But I luffs Christmas, or as I call it, Damomas!

Storminateacup · 21-09-2010 11:23PM

Faw Law Law Law Law - Lawlawlawlaw!

sNarah · 21-09-2010 11:31PM

Damonas huh?

Do tell me more. Is their a religion attached to it? Perhaps I would like this better... It sounds like it could be a fun holiday. Is their alcohol involved?

Jesus Wept · 22-09-2010 12:04AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pu-bVrndgY

Star Lord · 22-09-2010 10:17AM

sNarah wrote: »

Damonas huh?

Do tell me more. Is their a religion attached to it? Perhaps I would like this better... It sounds like it could be a fun holiday. Is their alcohol involved?

Damomas also falls on December 25th, and celebrates the birth of the Damo, and involves the intake of large amounts of alcohol, to counterbalance Damos inability to partake in said alcohol.

It should also the offering of secksy wimmins to Damo...

<_<
>_>

Storminateacup · 22-09-2010 12:16PM

Ill offer you sexy wimmins if you offer me all the alcohol you possess.

DAMO!

Star Lord · 22-09-2010 03:11PM

I currently possess none, but I could obtain some if you obtain for me secksy wimmins...

¬_¬

Sarky · 22-09-2010 03:19PM

I have so much fine alcohol I just don't know what to do with it.

sNarah · 22-09-2010 03:35PM

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Damomas also falls on December 25th, and celebrates the birth of the Damo, and involves the intake of large amounts of alcohol, to counterbalance Damos inability to partake in said alcohol.

It should also the offering of secksy wimmins to Damo...

<_<
>_>

How come Damo cannot partake in drinking? How are we supposed to admire a God called Damo when he cannot join a session? What is going on? Where am I? Is that Gin?

Storminateacup wrote: »

Ill offer you sexy wimmins if you offer me all the alcohol you possess.

DAMO!

Not too worry - I have arrived!

Sarky wrote: »

I have so much fine alcohol I just don't know what to do with it.

*packs bag, hops in car, drives to Sarkies house, knock on door, finds halfdressed confused Sarky, enters house, goes straight for the liquer cabinet, drinks, drinks more, talks a bit to Sarky who lays on the carpet, drinks, drinks, passes out*

Star Lord · 22-09-2010 03:38PM

sNarah wrote: »

How come Damo cannot partake in drinking? How are we supposed to admire a God called Damo when he cannot join a session? What is going on? Where am I? Is that Gin?

I never claimed to be a God... more... an Elder-god...
I cannot partake of alcohol as I am basically allergic to alcohol...
I'm the ancient Elder-God of driving-people-home-when-they-are-pissed.

PresentForDamo wrote: »

Not too worry - I have arrived!

*takes*

Sarky · 22-09-2010 03:44PM

sNarah wrote: »

*packs bag, hops in car, drives to Sarkies house, knock on door, finds halfdressed confused Sarky, enters house, goes straight for the liquer cabinet, drinks, drinks more, talks a bit to Sarky who lays on the carpet, drinks, drinks, passes out*

... Was that you visiting me last week?

Storminateacup · 22-09-2010 04:01PM

Hey - whats the most embarrasing drinking related story you've got?!
The last night I went out, I fell down a flight of stairs (and never spilled a drop of the int of vodka i was drinking). Thats talent for ya, now.

Storminateacup · 22-09-2010 04:03PM

Sarky wrote: »

I have so much fine alcohol I just don't know what to do with it.

how bout those sexy women then?

sNarah · 22-09-2010 10:49PM

Sarky wrote: »

... Was that you visiting me last week?

No - That was tomorrow. Keep up will you! And have the G&T's ready, 3 icecubes, 1 slice of lime and a cocktail umbrella expected.

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

*takes*

{Flashes eyelashes}

92 days until X-mass darlings! 92 days to turn that dreadful day into DAMODAY!

kerash · 23-09-2010 09:39AM

Ghost Train · 23-09-2010 11:14AM

Deki · 23-09-2010 04:44PM

is he drunk or dead?

Storminateacup · 23-09-2010 06:31PM

Yo, so I was in Woodies (woodies

lol) this evening buying paint, and these bad boys were all over the place.

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OH HECK YES.

Apologies for the blurry pics, I was trying to be discreet/normal.

kerash · 23-09-2010 07:29PM

woo hoo! i like to switch all the singing things on at once

the blurryness makes them look alive

Jesus Wept · 24-09-2010 01:47AM

kerash wrote: »

nyom nyom

kerash wrote: »

woo hoo! i like to switch all the singing things on at once
the blurryness makes them look alive

Me too. :pac::p

Storminateacup wrote: »

Yo, so I was in Woodies (woodies lol) this evening buying paint, and these bad boys were all over the place.

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OH HECK YES.

Apologies for the blurry pics, I was trying to be discreet/normal.

Must get to Woodies. :cool::)

Jesus Wept · 22-10-2010 04:13AM

kerash · 27-10-2010 12:25PM

Arnotts downstairs a week ago - take advantage of the many windy up snow globes - I know i did

:):)

Jesus Wept · 15-11-2010 05:32AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmUW2pVAopc

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