Dear Santa - The BGRH Christmas Shopping List

Zaph

Yeah I know it's still 2 months to Christmas, but it's never too soon to start dropping hints as to what people can buy the brother who has everything. This is going on my list.

I want this:
Erdinger keg

admiralofthefleet

this is definitely on my list, along with a keg or 2 of guinness from that booze.ie place

crosstownk

Guinness - lots of it.

Anyway, it'll be easy work for Santa, he'll just need to transport my stuff from St. James's Gate.........................

jester77

Top of my list, holds 1L as well which is not bad!

Recommended for:
Mother-In-Law Visits, Stock Market Crashes, Monday Night Football, Tuesday Morning Hangovers.

Directions For Use:
Serve for breakfast, lunch or dinner as needed. May cause uncontrollable laughter, vomiting or both. If condition persists, call your bartender.


And a little something for the bar.

Jesus Wept

Sharp Shootin' TV CHannel Changer Gun

Crime Scene Bog Roll

Bacon and Egg Bandages

Jingly Bikini Mugs

BBQ Steak Branding Tool

Party in Progress

Beer Belt (warning: Offensive picture)

Karl Hungus

Pfft, Karl wants not gadgets!

He requires lots of DVDs, CDs, and booze. Probably some imported Belgian beers, maybe even a nice whiskey, as is his like, some obscure Japanese movies, and crazy Japanese CDs too. And a new memory card for his phone. Possibly a book too.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Pretty please

pretty-in-pink

3 words brothers, 3 words:

Cold Hard Cash

arybvtcw0eolkf

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

3 words brothers, 3 words:

Cold Hard Cash

You are SUCH a woman.

pretty-in-pink

Mairt wrote: »

You are SUCH a woman.

You'd say no?

Zaph

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

3 words brothers, 3 words:

Cold Hard Cash

Surely you'd prefer something hot and hard instead?



Something like this maybe?

Tom Dunne

zaph wrote: »

Surely you'd prefer something hot and hard instead?

:eek:

pretty-in-pink

Cash can buy you whatever you want, beer, clothes, vodka, food, books. The list is endless. Heck if you wanna give me some, I can show you how it's done.

edit: let me add, perfume, make-up, jewelery, hair stuff, etc etc to that list

SligoBrewer

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Cash can buy you whatever you want, beer, clothes, vodka, food, books. The list is endless. Heck if you wanna give me some, I can show you how it's done.

edit: let me add, perfume, make-up, jewelery, hair stuff, etc etc to that list

#
thats typical of a woman, you know they invented the fooking gift voucher. such a wuss of a gift.

personally, two tickets for both ****** and slane but only if brooooooce is playing slane.

otherwise i'll have a new jumper or something

pretty-in-pink

What are the stars??
0_o
o_0

SligoBrewer

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

What are the stars??
0_o
o_0

yonder gig that shall not be named.

pretty-in-pink

Oh a sekrit one, I likes. I likes. Cash could buy you tickets......

pretty-in-pink

I think this list could keep me happy.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0piYwdPD29g

Zaph

You can have your list, I think Kylie could keep me happy

pretty-in-pink

We have a deal mr. zaph

smashey

tom dunne wrote: »

:eek:

Twas a missed opportunity.

Victor

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Cash can buy you whatever you want

But that means going shopping ... no sofa, no TV, no beer.

pretty-in-pink

But shopping.....lovely lovely shopping.

leninbenjamin

peace on earth and goodwill towards all men...







sorry what forum is this? BGRH?




oh in that case i'll have Hoegaarden taps being installed everywhere. including those little fountains that you can get water from...

leninbenjamin

leninbenjamin wrote: »

oh in that case i'll have Hoegaarden on draught being installed everywhere.

In a perfect world maybe. Unfortunately we're stuck with crudweiser.

R33F

I am asking Santa for the IMO70 - W

External Bungs, Leakproof, and Wheels GODDMITT !!

Holds close to 50 cans + Ice.

Sporting events, parties, bbq's, her parents place, bedroom - endless !!

Gillo

First up, I'm going to ask for a portable cocktail bar.

Cash is good too, as is eirdinger, concert tickets and a lazy boy.

Alternatively, Santa if you want to leave your list of all the naughty girls with me, that'll do nicely.

Beruthiel

I don't want much, 10 cases of the finest wines known to humanity is all I ask for.

star-pants

Hmmm.... if anyone can find a decent, cute, funny guy & wrap* him up for me for christmas?

Failing that... I'll have a nice BMW or...em.... hm... ooooh a tank would be fun..too slow though.... a JET!! get me one of those!
None of this voucher/cash/jewellery malarkey!

or pizza...I could go for a pizza and some JD about now...


*please give him airholes...

Zaph

star-pants wrote: »

Hmmm.... if anyone can find a decent, cute, funny guy & wrap* him up for me for christmas?

You've come to the right forum!

star-pants wrote: »

or pizza...I could go for a pizza and some JD about now...

a/s/l?

star-pants

zaph wrote: »

You've come to the right forum!

a/s/l?

Lol... female obviously.... 24 (I have to think about that every time lol)

Can't believe I've not started my shopping yet... bleh...

Victor

star-pants wrote: »

female obviously

Well, you suggested a tank. It caused confusion.

Jesus Wept

star-pants wrote: »

Lol... female obviously.... 24 (I have to think about that every time lol)

Can't believe I've not started my shopping yet... bleh...

Yeah I'm still doing that, takes about 6 months before I get it right without thinking, then it changes again soon after. arg!

Kold

Um. Anal sex with Keira Knightly?

Victor

Kold wrote: »

Um. Anal sex with Keira Knightly?

Is your penis small enough?

Gillo

Kold wrote: »

Um. Anal sex with Keira Knightly?

I hear she has worms:eek:

pretty-in-pink

I have gotten one present, I need to shop more. Its nearly payday though. I predict town being insane on pay weekend

R33F

Kold wrote: »

Um. Anal sex with Keira Knightly?

You'll get your chance.

She's got to sleep sometime.......

pretty-in-pink

R33F wrote: »

You'll get your chance.

She's got to sleep sometime.......

She'd probably find a way to turn it into calories and live on it for a year.

Kold

I'd happily be her source of protein in her diet

pretty-in-pink

May as well be, not like the girl has anything else in her diet (probably)

Kold

Omg, a naturally petite girl! Eating disorder!

pretty-in-pink

Who said eating disorders? Shes a busy girl, I'm sure she forgets to eat/ doesn't have time to eat much. She spends a lot of time in a place where girls eating is frowned upon. Anorexia runs in her family so she is naturally pre-disposed to having it.

R33F

Kold wrote: »

I'd happily be her source of protein in her diet

I think your onto something there !!

The Vitamin C and Sugar from seminal plasma would also be benificial.

Not to mention Zinc - great for sunscreen if it's a sunny day !!

Now I know what to post Keira for Christmas !! She'll loveit, and be better for it !!

Kold

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Anorexia runs in her family so she is naturally pre-disposed to having it.

Why on Earth would you know that?

Jesus Wept

Cause she is a wimmin and reads too much Heat Magazine.

pretty-in-pink

Kold wrote: »

Why on Earth would you know that?

The-Rigger wrote: »

Cause she is a wimmin and reads too much Heat Magazine.

and Cosmo, and Compnay, and NW, and interviews with her, numerous interviews. Oh the shame. In my defence I was bored all summer

Kold

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

and Cosmo, and Compnay, and NW, and interviews with her, numerous interviews. Oh the shame. In my defence I was bored all summer

Silly wimmin, should be learning sexy pole dancing and speculating about the Summer transfers in the Prem.

star-pants

ooooh pole dancing lessons... that could be a good present....

Jesus Wept

an acceptable present indeed.