Women & "Curious" Talk

barneysplash

I was in the pub last week with 2 male and 3 female friends.

As a joke, we started talking about who we would do if were were gay.
me and the lads said e.g. Prison Break Micahel, Jamie Carragher etc.


Then it came to the girls to say which ladies they'd do. It was amazing, they went on for ages about Angelia Jolie, Nigella Lawson etc, but the best part was when they started to talk in great detail about the other women in work / that they knew / around the pub who'd they do!!!

I noticed a definite tendency for the girls to go into great detail about scenarios e.g. on the beach, a big 4 poster bed in a statley manor during a thunderstorm ( I kid you not) or after a girly night out.

Any thoughts?

tSubh Dearg

Moved from S&S. Much more suited to AH imo.

Cheeky_gal

Prison Break -> Michael Scofield! I soooooo would!!!!!!!!!

Karoma

Thoughts? THOUGHTS?! YOU WANT MY THOUGHTS? THOUGHT-THIEF! SCREW YOU! THAT'S THE ONLY ONE YOU'LL GET.

Seriously, what's there to discuss- this is par. Unless this is an attempt to get female Boardsies to share their fantasies with you... pssst! The don't exist.

Karoma

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Prison Break -> Michael Scofield! I soooooo would!!!!!!!!!

I don't think you quite grasped the original post/concept...

Cheeky_gal

Karoma wrote:

I don't think you quite grasped the original post/concept...

haha no no I did, just thought i'd add that in...

If you're looking for a reply relating to the concept tho...katie french, julia roberts, rachel mcadams...ha!

Wertz

barneysplash wrote:

Any thoughts?

Yep, all of them dirty.

Seriously though, all women are bisexual deep inside....just most of them repress it...

AlmightyCushion

Cheeky_gal wrote:

katie french

Cheeky_gal wrote:

rachel mcadams

Cheeky_gal wrote:

julia roberts

Eh.....What?

SpAcEd OuT

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Prison Break -> Michael Scofield! I soooooo would!!!!!!!!!

apparently hes gay.

metaoblivia

Women I would do*:

Natalie Portman

Rachel McAdams

Scarlett Johanssen



*sorry lads, but i find women's wobby bits completely unappealing. so any fantasy of mine would involve all clothes kept on... which is probably why i've never had any proper fantasies about other women.

Dave!

barneysplash wrote:

I was in the pub last week with 2 male and 3 female friends.

As a joke, we started talking about who we would do if were were gay.
me and the lads said e.g. Prison Break Micahel, Jamie Carragher etc.


Then it came to the girls to say which ladies they'd do. It was amazing, they went on for ages about Angelia Jolie, Nigella Lawson etc, but the best part was when they started to talk in great detail about the other women in work / that they knew / around the pub who'd they do!!!

I noticed a definite tendency for the girls to go into great detail about scenarios e.g. on the beach, a big 4 poster bed in a statley manor during a thunderstorm ( I kid you not) or after a girly night out.

Any thoughts?

I'd say the table started "spontaneously" raising from the ground after about 2 minutes of that conversation!

Latchy

=metaoblivia]Women I would do*:

Natalie Portman

Rachel McAdams

Scarlett Johanssen



*sorry lads, but i find women's wobby bits completely unappealing. so any fantasy of mine would involve all clothes kept on... which is probably why i've never had any proper fantasies about other women.

I find the FCNM fantasy appealing, were roles are reversed .All male clothes taken off and women fully clothed .......get to do what ever they like

monkeyfudge

I'd totally f*ck Masaaki Sakai*.





*Look it up... it makes sense...

AlmightyCushion

monkeyfudge wrote:

I'd totally f*ck Masaaki Sakai*.





*Look it up... it makes sense...

My cousin actually looks like him.

monkeyfudge

AlmightyCushion wrote:

My cousin actually looks like him.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

AlmightyCushion

monkeyfudge wrote:

Have I told you lately that I love you?

You haven't told me that in a long time. I was beginning to forget what it sounded like. If only you told me it while we were still married.

monkeyfudge

Wrong love still counts as love... doesn't it?

pretty-in-pink

and so begins a fine romance between boardsies...............

AlmightyCushion

monkeyfudge wrote:

Wrong love still counts as love... doesn't it?

I used to think that but not any more. Don't even bother asking for a second chance, you've already had too many.

AlmightyCushion

pretty-in-pink wrote:

and so begins a fine romance between boardsies...............

Nope, I've learned my lesson. I'm done with him.

Mahatma coat

ah so thats the Fudge ya wanna pack

for me it'd be Edward Norton in a heartbeat,

or yerman 'The Rock', bet he'd have some moves

Reku

barneysplash wrote:

I was in the pub last week with 2 male and 3 female friends.

As a joke, we started talking about who we would do if were were gay.
me and the lads said e.g. Prison Break Micahel, Jamie Carragher etc.


Then it came to the girls to say which ladies they'd do. It was amazing, they went on for ages about Angelia Jolie, Nigella Lawson etc, but the best part was when they started to talk in great detail about the other women in work / that they knew / around the pub who'd they do!!!

I noticed a definite tendency for the girls to go into great detail about scenarios e.g. on the beach, a big 4 poster bed in a statley manor during a thunderstorm ( I kid you not) or after a girly night out.

Any thoughts?

Arousal wise guys are image driven whereas girls are scenario driven, this is why the women were getting flustered talking about their kinky fantasies while you were still trying to form images in your head of each of them paired off with whatever girls they named.

Oriel

Is this like azezil thinking about women he'd like to do?

barneysplash

farohar wrote:

Arousal wise guys are image driven whereas girls are scenario driven, this is why the women were getting flustered talking about their kinky fantasies while you were still trying to form images in your head of each of them paired off with whatever girls they named.

Sure guys are image driven, and women are scenario driven. That's like the old saying about women liking men with a sense of humour, instead of a looker. That's why any woman would pass over Brad Pitt to get to Brendan Grace.

Reku

barneysplash wrote:

Sure guys are image driven, and women are scenario driven. That's like the old saying about women liking men with a sense of humour, instead of a looker. That's why any woman would pass over Brad Pitt to get to Brendan Grace.

It's why the majority of porn (mags/videos) is bought by men and the majority of erotic literature is bought by women. Newer porno studios have set up to create porn for women but the main thing that separates this from porn for men is the presence of an actual plot and dialog.

Niamho!

oh theres ALOT of attractive women but the only ones i would do are Kimberley from Girls Aloud, KAte Backinsale, Charlize Theron and Britney back in the day..... Maybe not KAte Beckinsale tohough not sure about that...

FlutterinBantam

:eek:

You are on something, or typing in the shítter judging from that post!!

azezil

Oriel wrote:

Is this like azezil thinking about women he'd like to do?

I think about women I'd like to bone all of the time.

Milian Jovovich for example! mmm I'd hit that!

Aura

Kate Moss, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johanssen...

xzanti

Jessica Alba and Kiera Knightly Thats my quota.. Oh and Patricia Arquette back in the day.. She's getting on a bit now..

Jesus Wept

I'd fúck the sh1t out of Ruu.



















jk Ruu, don't be too scared.

Reku

barneysplash wrote:

Sure guys are image driven, and women are scenario driven. That's like the old saying about women liking men with a sense of humour, instead of a looker. That's why any woman would pass over Brad Pitt to get to Brendan Grace.

I'll also just point out that:
(a) Humour is VERY much subjective, for example I find Brendan Grace irritating more than funny.
(b) For Women it's true that looks aren't everything, otherwise Hugh Heifner would be spending his time alone with all his millions of dollars.:p

Black Swan

barneysplash wrote:

I noticed a definite tendency for the girls to go into great detail about scenarios e.g. on the beach, a big 4 poster bed in a statley manor during a thunderstorm ( I kid you not) or after a girly night out.

Any thoughts?

Methinks they were pulling your leg (or something...).:p

NeMiSiS

Derek Davis ?
Anyone ? .. Anyone ?
TK

stcatherine

Havin' been there done that already in life, I know my preference is for the 'Girl next door' type so Celebs don't yank my crank ...

except for Abi In NCIS !! Hell yeah !

John Mason

carmon diaz

Terry

Azezil.

Scoobydoobydoo

K.D. Lang & Scarlett Johanssen for me!

Ger_Hankey

Grace Jones. He was fit.

tampopo

monkeyfudge wrote:

I'd totally f*ck Masaaki Sakai*.





*Look it up... it makes sense...

Kamakura is not a suburb of Tokyo. It's not even a suburb of Yokohama, which it is south of and which itself is south of Tokyo. It's a nice place though. Reminds me of Killiney Bay.

Alessandra

The lead singer of the pussy cat dolls Natalie Karthasian! Beyonce or Natalie Portman. Also wouldnt mind Helena Christensen and a nice bottle of wine.

MayMay

Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson, Mischa Barton, Charlize Theron.

Jesus Wept

Ger_Hankey wrote:

Grace Jones. He was fit.

lol

Cheeky_gal

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Julia Roberts

Eh.....What?

Not a fan of Julia Roberts I take it no?? Never seen Pretty Woman obviously...;)

Why do all the lads keep saying Scarlett Johansson....Don't see the attraction there AT ALL!!!

Cheeky_gal

haha I heard the funniest today....I asked sum lad the question n he goes "Blathnaid Ni Chofaigh!"--> Now theres a MILF! Didn't even have to think! hahaha almost wet myself....:p

Whats peoples thoughts on that??? Really..would u?

AlmightyCushion

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Not a fan of Julia Roberts I take it no?? Never seen Pretty Woman obviously...;)

I have a penis ao that answers the pretty woman question. I just don't think see's hot, average at best.

Jesus Wept

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Not a fan of Julia Roberts I take it no?? Never seen Pretty Woman obviously...

That was 17 years ago, she looks different now.
The question is who you would do.
You don't get a time machine too.

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Why do all the lads keep saying Scarlett Johansson....Don't see the attraction there AT ALL!!!

We see it.

Cheeky_gal wrote:

haha I heard the funniest today....I asked sum lad the question n he goes "Blathnaid Ni Chofaigh!"--> Now theres a MILF! Didn't even have to think! hahaha almost wet myself....:p

Whats peoples thoughts on that??? Really..would u?

It's a question for the ages Cheeky!

Cheeky_gal

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I have a penis

Well done...;)

The-Rigger wrote:

That was 17 years ago, she looks different now.
The question is who you would do.
You don't get a time machine too.

Dammit....in that case....Katy French...Mischa Barton...

AlmightyCushion

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Well done...;)

*bows*

Thank you, thank you.

Jesus Wept

Can someone point me to some impressive photos of this Katy French who seems to of stolen the hearts of the boards wimmin.

I can barely find any, the only one I found she looked like the typical generic pouty model type.

MayMay

Katy French looks like a gerbil!