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The Speak Like a German Thread.

Tom Dunne · 2007-09-20 08:44:37

Gooten Morgen. To show our appreciation for that wonderful country that brought us the Reinheitsgebot, BMWs and Turkish Immigrants, and given the fact that the annual beer gorgefest, the Oktoberfest is about to begin, I am starting a thread to celebrate all things German. Das Rules: (I know, I know, Die is the plural for…

20-09-2007 8:44am

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Gooten Morgen.

To show our appreciation for that wonderful country that brought us the Reinheitsgebot, BMWs and Turkish Immigrants, and given the fact that the annual beer gorgefest, the Oktoberfest is about to begin, I am starting a thread to celebrate all things German.

Das Rules: (I know, I know, Die is the plural for 'the', but just work with me here, ok?)

1: Speak like a German
2: Post links to all things German, the wittier, the better.
3: Jester77 is not allowed to show off his German skills or correct us
4: See 1

Let me get zee tings started by issuing a Herzlich Willkommen!

Danke.

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#2 20-09-2007 8:46am

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David Iche bin an lizard !

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#3 20-09-2007 9:54am

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Ven is ze vet t shirt comptition for ze vimmin happening?

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#4 20-09-2007 9:57am

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Dun laoire wrote:

Ven is ze vet t shirt comptition for ze vimmin happening?

Das vill be happening on nachste Samstag.

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#5 20-09-2007 9:57am

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Ein bier bitte.

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#6 20-09-2007 9:58am

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smashey wrote:

Ein bier bitte.

Klassik! Ich never thought of das one.

Take it to zee bar, bitte.

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#7 20-09-2007 10:07am

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Trinkendes Bier und das Essen der Specksandwiche sind die Testikel des Hundes!

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#8 20-09-2007 10:14am

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Jaysus lads, I have to listen to that sh!te every bloody day :mad:

Feckin Germans.....

On a lighter note I thought I'd share with you all that I have 2 invitations to reserved tables at the Oktoberfest

I'm prepared to take one for the Irish side and the lads on Boards.ie and drink my self stupid.

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#9 20-09-2007 10:20am

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KTRIC wrote:

Jaysus lads, I have to listen to that sh!te every bloody day :mad:

Feckin Germans.....

On a lighter note I thought I'd share with you all that I have 2 invitations to reserved tables at the Oktoberfest

I'm prepared to take one for the Irish side and the lads on Boards.ie and drink my self stupid.

tom dunne wrote:

1: Speak like a German

:mad: Haben Sie no Deutsch?

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#10 20-09-2007 10:21am

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Du habt sheiBe in dein augen meine bruders. Du bist schweinhund gemakt!!

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#11 20-09-2007 10:24am

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tom dunne wrote:

3: Jester77 is not allowed to show off his German skills or correct us

Das ist not fair, I wery insultet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ss-vBvxdwc

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#12 20-09-2007 10:32am

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For me, zis thread iz over.

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#13 20-09-2007 10:36am

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Robbo wrote:

For me, zis thread iz over.

but nod bevor die beautiful Fraulien sayz some vords.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSUke7mMpYg

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#14 20-09-2007 10:44am

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Der linken ist kaput.

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#15 20-09-2007 10:54am

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Vere is the painting of the fallen madonna mit die big boobies?

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#16 20-09-2007 10:56am

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Noch ein paar Videos für euch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud7QlsuKADI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdjt6Bl5qdY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWVJC9FOMxM

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#17 20-09-2007 11:07am

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An Citeog wrote:

Noch ein paar Videos für euch!

Dat laste wideo ist geil

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#18 20-09-2007 11:20am

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Fick dich

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#19 20-09-2007 11:26am

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TeenageKicks wrote:

Fick dich

Du kanst mit mal, arschloch :mad:

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#20 20-09-2007 11:49am

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Ach, Das is nein Boobie....

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#21 20-09-2007 11:51am

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wO IST DIE sCHLOSSMUSEUM?

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#22 20-09-2007 11:59am

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Schweinkopf ist ein Scheißekopf.*

* Dieses kann oder kann möglicherweise nicht zutreffend sein.

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#23 20-09-2007 1:17pm

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Hill Billy wrote:

Schweinkopf ist ein Scheißekopf.*

* Dieses kann oder kann möglicherweise nicht zutreffend sein.

LOLZ Schweinkopf

Sehr lustig

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#24 20-09-2007 1:42pm

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KTRIC wrote:

LOLZ Schweinkopf

Sehr lustig

Bittesehr

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bloodyfeckindamnuntblast, ich bien ein berliner.

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#26 20-09-2007 4:50pm

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smashey wrote:

Ein bier bitte.

Nien nien nien.

Ein große bier.

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#27 20-09-2007 5:16pm

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Terry wrote:

Nien nien nien.

Ein große bier.

Nien nien nien.

Ein mass bier.

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#28 20-09-2007 5:23pm

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Ich liebe bier.

Ich thinken zat zis thread should be kalled "Ze Sprechen Liken Ein Deutscher Thread".

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#29 20-09-2007 5:34pm

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zaph wrote:

Ich liebe bier.

Ich thinken zat zis thread should be kalled "Ze Sprechen Liken Ein Deutscher Thread".

ja ja

me und hans ver thunking this same vundersphract.

ich likea ze deutsch in zis uberthread

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#30 20-09-2007 10:45pm

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Here's a German going grocery shopping:

F U N E X??

S V F X

(If you're still scratching your head, read it one letter at a time)

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ve neet more zyklon b fur cubicle nine!!

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#33 21-09-2007 8:58am

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zaph wrote:

Ich liebe bier.

Ich thinken zat zis thread should be kalled "Ze Sprechen Liken Ein Deutscher Thread".

Done. Erm, Dunne, I mean Dunskt. Or zumethink.

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I not unterstehe zis eyerish huumour? wer ist dis Dahyvid o Doherty? vy he make himself lustig uber deutschland? he has telewision show?!! nein!!

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Die Irisch wiew of Deutscheland

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Ihre Mutter!

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#37 25-09-2007 11:21am

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Diese Thread ist wirklich Megaaffentittengeil !!

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bowsie casey wrote:

Diese Thread ist wirklich Megaaffentittengeil !!

Genau!

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ich denke das ich hab not laughen zo louden und langen in die long, longe zeite - die forkliften video ist hilarious.

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It's all double dutch to me.

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#41 26-09-2007 10:40am

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Haben wir kein Video von der Meister von Deutsche Rock-Musik: Herr D Hasselhoff ??? Was ist hier los ?

Ich liebe der Mullet und der Haar on the Chesten. Hasso ist so mega KOOL ! Only in Deutchland wir recognizen sein Musiktalent !!

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AlmightyCushion wrote:

It's all double dutch to me.

Call a dutch person dutch, and they'll probably smack you, as it sounds like something the Nazi's called them.

=-=

Oktoberfest für den Gewinn!!

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#43 26-09-2007 10:56am

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Ich bin neu zu deisen boards und dis ist meinen foorsten posten.
Now ich nieden Barry Weiss und cupán tae.

Mod edit: not appropriate

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ach ja, how kann ve vorgef die Hoff mann... eine Legend

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ruthiedv wrote:

Someone being ein Intelligentarsch?

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#47 26-09-2007 12:04pm

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zumvun ghremooofed meinen lufflyen photograohen of einen taephota.
Zo as zer vas no giffing ze finker smilie,I vas merely giffing ze tungen instet.
He iss a lucky herr.naturlich.
Und it vass a perfickly uninflammatory taephota,I sought.

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#48 26-09-2007 12:23pm

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Bruder Tom dachte nicht so.

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#49 26-09-2007 12:27pm

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Kind of like zis vun but cuter

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#50 26-09-2007 1:24pm

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ruthiedv wrote:

Kind of like zis vun but cuter

Cuter? Ich don't tinken so. Es was war yuck.

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the_syco wrote:

Call a dutch person dutch, and they'll probably smack you, as it sounds like something the Nazi's called them.

Butch?

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