Scary things you hope aren't true

AARRRGH

I'll go first.

I vaguely remember hearing something along the lines of your body deals with toxins all day, but some of them it can't get rid of, so it just stores the toxins in your fat. Over your lifetime you end up with loads of toxins in your body.

This scares me for two reasons -

1. I don't want toxins in my body
2. What happens to the toxins if I become really skinny / fat free?



You?

Cuddlesworth

You can drink your own pee, its completely sterile as long as its around midstream.

bronte

It freaks me out that it's very possible you can (ahem) tear down there during childbirth :eek: :eek: :eek:
gonna have to find an alternative way for me i'm afraid.

Tar.Aldarion

Christianity.

The Hill Billy

bronte wrote:

It freaks me out that it's very possible you can (ahem) tear down there during childbirth :eek: :eek: :eek:
gonna have to find an alternative way for me i'm afraid.

Episiotomy - sorted!

John Mason

bronte wrote:

It freaks me out that it's very possible you can (ahem) tear down there during childbirth :eek: :eek: :eek:
gonna have to find an alternative way for me i'm afraid.

not a possibility bronte - a definate, which is why you usually cut you, its easier to sex back together

zuutroy

irishbird wrote:

its easier to sex back together

bronte

Yeah, I think i'll pass on the old "cutting!":eek: :eek:
oh sweet lord I should have been a man, there is no way anyone's coming near my area with a scissors of any kind!

rainbow kirby

Any of those "facts" about everyone swallowing spiders during their lifetime. :O

Sizzler

The tooth fairy was run out of business by VHI :eek:

Wossack

prostate exams

The Hill Billy

irishbird wrote:

not a possibility bronte - a definate, which is why you usually cut you, its easier to sex back together

Now, now IB - Unless you've been dropping sprogs left, right & center you cannot say that it is definite that you'll tear OR that an episiotomy is required during childbirth.


Bronte - I'm not a gynie, but I'll look into it for you.

bronte

Cheers!! tis one of my biggest fears!!

lol! i just read that back!!

babyguinnessfan

That you're never more than 6 feet away from a rat...hate that one...

bronte

bronte wrote:

Cheers!! tis one of my biggest fears!!

Ditto. Kids wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the whole childbirth idea
no thanks

John Mason

Hill Billy wrote:

Now, now IB - Unless you've been dropping sprogs left, right & center you cannot say that it is definite that you'll tear OR that an episiotomy is required during childbirth.


Bronte - I'm not a gynie, but I'll look into it for you.

well, every one of my friends either tore or were knifed - they seem to take great pleasure in telling me all the details. one had over a hundred stitches

Fratton Fred

irishbird wrote:

well, every one of my friends either tore or were knifed - they seem to take great pleasure in telling me all the details. one had over a hundred stitches

does that apply outside of Limerick as well :eek:

the-furbo

That your ears never stop growing...I don't want big flappy ears!!!

bronte

bluewolf wrote:

Ditto. Kids wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the whole childbirth idea

Agreed!

irishbird wrote:

well, every one of my friends either tore or were knifed - they seem to take great pleasure in telling me all the details. one had over a hundred stitches

:eek: I always wondered why they gotta tell you all the details too!! think they must be proud or something...and rightly so

super_furry

Mary Harney is married.......to a human male! *shudder*

Fratton Fred

Wossack wrote:

prostate exams

:eek:

Please god, let those be lies

Gintoki

rainbow kirby wrote:

Any of those "facts" about everyone swallowing spiders during their lifetime. :O

My god I hate that one, espically the one about spiders crawling up threw your nose while you sleep!! ARGH!!

stovelid

That licking a Dart or Luas pole every morning builds up your immunity to a number of diseases.

Schism

stovelid wrote:

That licking a Dart or Luas pole every morning builds up your immunity to a number of diseases.

But how many do you pick up in the process?

lezizi

bronte wrote:

It freaks me out that it's very possible you can (ahem) tear down there during childbirth :eek: :eek: :eek:
gonna have to find an alternative way for me i'm afraid.

too posh to push, have a c-section

Zzippy

Erectile dysfunction :eek:

barryfitz

Prostitutes spread disease!!! Please god no!

kevmy

The rumours coming out of the Irish rugby camp at the moment.

Even half of them are true then we'll be lucky to get on the bus to go to Paris to play France not to mind beat them

The Hill Billy

irishbird wrote:

well, every one of my friends either tore or were knifed - they seem to take great pleasure in telling me all the details. one had over a hundred stitches

Well I've got 2 kids & the only stitching I needed was when I told Mrs Billy to get a bloody move on coz the 6 Nations 07 Ireland v England game was due to kick off in a hour's time. As a matter of fact she tore me a new ar$ehole over that. An episiotomy would have been a been a walk in the park.*



* May or may not be true.

cooperguy

bronte wrote:

It freaks me out that it's very possible you can (ahem) tear down there during childbirth :eek: :eek: :eek:
gonna have to find an alternative way for me i'm afraid.

You need to watch a Knocked Up

Kurumba

That when we die we might not go to heaven or anywhere, that its just nothingness. I know i won't know any different but it freaks me out!!

The Hill Billy

jessie1 wrote:

I know i won't know any different ...

That's what you think. Mu-ha-ha-ha-haaaa! *evil cackle*

jobonar

cooperguy wrote:

You need to watch a Knocked Up

Yeah cos that'll help her! LOL!

Kurumba

Hill Billy wrote:

That's what you think. Mu-ha-ha-ha-haaaa! *evil cackle*

Well that would be cool if i did know any different, at least i'm not just gone forever and ever and that's it!! I get shivers down my spine even thinking about it!

Parsley

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Christianity.

+1

AlmightyCushion

Succubus.

DonJose

bronte wrote:

It freaks me out that it's very possible you can (ahem) tear down there during childbirth

LOL that nothing compared to a womans fallen bladder which in extreme cases can protrude completely outside the vagina. I can image the conversation when this happens, "Jaysus Mary, thats some clit you have there". "Ah sure Paddy, thats not me clit, thats me bladder."

SimpleSam06

krazy_8s wrote:

You can drink your own pee, its completely sterile as long as its around midstream.

Possibly you aren't understanding the biological reason for peeing...

I'll tell you whats scary, Americans lost a half dozen nukes for about eight hours hours in the last month. Live nukes, attached to missile propulsion, a situation known as "empty quiver".

Thats not the scary part though. The scary part is it was at a staging base for bombers to fly to the middle east, and technicians loading the live nukes didn't raise any alarm at the missing paperwork.

One of the very few reasons they would do that is that they had been loading live nukes onto bombers day in day out for weeks...

Rhyme

rainbow kirby wrote:

Any of those "facts" about everyone swallowing spiders during their lifetime. :O

That's one of the few things that make me shudder, same with moths. Christ, i hate moths.

Solution; beat the average and chew on a tarantula.

bronte

That's it you guys..I officially can't have kids now EVER!

And now I'm afraid to go see knocked up...I heard twas really good too!

cance

DonJose wrote:

LOL that nothing compared to a womans fallen bladder

Im male and that will give me nightmares for days.

Flushdraw

If you say Candyman 5 times in front of a mirror he will appear. Still havent tried it yet

Oh and the boogeyman :eek:

Hagar

Irish rugby team disqualified after failing a drugs test. They're all on Valium.

It BeeMee

Hagar wrote:

Irish rugby team disqualified after failing a drugs test. They're all on Valium.

It would be scarier to think they aren't on valium.....

Colonel Sanders

some of the stories I've heard about Rugby teams 'initiation ceremonies' are rougher than several bags of hammers.

pretty-in-pink

clowns.

oh and that childbirth thing - its a razor they cut you with. but you can get a c-section and some plastic surgery.

*ugh* the thought of the pain.

bronte

A RAZOR??! :eek:

NoQuarter

women farting!!!

and your....ehem....cable snapping!!!!!!! aaaaaaarrrggggghhhhhh

smooth operater

The whole 9/11 being fixed

And the whole Rothschild family controlling major events etc......

SuperSean11

smooth operater wrote:

The whole 9/11 being fixed

And the whole rotchild family controlling major events etc......

rotchild family ????

smooth operater

SuperSean11 wrote:

rotchild family ????

Ye, to long to explain, u'll hve to resaerch it man