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Hairy forearms on women!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    spurious wrote:
    Women who have had eating disorders like anorexia often have hairy arms.


    No, thats a stereotype, anorexics usually lose their hair first


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Picture the scene.


    Massive mot in first photo: Hey Dun laoire get your coat youve pulled.
    Dun Laoire: *Already in taxi waiting with tongue hanging out

    MM: So your place or mine
    DL: My Ma wont mind as long as we keep it quiet?
    MM: Mine so
    DL: Lovely jubbly
    MM: Strip
    DL: *In bed already naked except for the "good luck" odd socks that i wear most weekends.
    MM: So would you like me to put on the suspenders etc...
    DL: *Cant speak tongue wont come back into mouth
    MM: *Leans over to kiss passionately
    DL: WHAT THE FUK? YOU BEAST OF A WOMAN, IS THAT A STUFFED ANIMAL WRAPPED AROUND YOUR ARM.
    MM: Sorry what are you talking about?
    DL: SHUT UP YOU FUKIN YETI, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
    MM: Sorry but the moment is gonna pass and i'm gonna have to ask you to leave
    DL: I'M OUTTA HERE YOU CRAZY NEANTERTHAL
    MM: Eh o.k......eh....eh
    DL: *in taxi



    Only messing hairs are fine. Sure the missus has a bit of a tash anyway so i'm pretty much used to it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Since I can :D:D

    Two people in bed together, its the morning after the night before (nudge nudge, wink wink), she turns to him and says:


    "Oh last night was so wonderful, but I need to tell you something......I used to be a hooker..."

    "I see", he says "Wow, thanks for your honesty, you dont have to worry - I actually find it quite erotic..........tell me more about it"

    "If you're sure?"

    "Of course!!"

    "OK, erm, well my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan....."

    :D:D:D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 27,118 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    Kazobel wrote:
    No, thats a stereotype, anorexics usually lose their hair first

    Well 'stereotype' or not, it is true.
    I have dated two women with a history of anorexia and eating disorders and both had extremely hairy arms.

    All the websites on anorexia agree, but perhaps you know better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Honestly, I'd do that girl in the first pic, hairy arms or not.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    spurious wrote:
    Well 'stereotype' or not, it is true.
    I have dated two women with a history of anorexia and eating disorders and both had extremely hairy arms.

    All the websites on anorexia agree, but perhaps you know better.

    perhaps


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Honestly, I'd do that girl in the first pic, hairy arms or not.
    Yes indeed Karl, some of the brethern are a little more selective in our requirements of the wimmen and our list of ideal attributes extends past "Number One: A pulse".

    Hairy forearms...what can I say? Just as bad as hairy thighs to be honest.

    Indeed, hirsuite wimmin limbs to this brother are just as big a turn-off as bitten nails, excessive use of slap and a tendancy to squat down in a street to relieve herself at the end of the night rather than waiting to use a properly designated toilet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    spurious wrote:
    Well 'stereotype' or not, it is true.
    I have dated two women with a history of anorexia and eating disorders and both had extremely hairy arms.

    All the websites on anorexia agree, but perhaps you know better.

    It depends on the extent and how far they take thier anorexia.
    In extreme cases the body will grow hair to try and keep warm and their body fat % is so low.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Thaedydal wrote:
    It depends on the extent and how far they take thier anorexia.
    In extreme cases the body will grow hair to try and keep warm and their body fat % is so low.

    Eating disorders? Body fat percentage? What is this forum coming to?

    You see this is what happens when we let the wimmins into this forum. Ban them I say, ban them all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    The theadserves as a wwarning to the bother;s it is better to hve a curvy woman on your arm who knows how to cook and sppericates the finer points of
    a good (spit ) roast and a decent bit of stuffing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    tom dunne wrote:
    Eating disorders? Body fat percentage? What is this forum coming to?

    You see this is what happens when we let the wimmins into this forum. Ban them I say, ban them all.


    The word Anorexic is barred from this forum I thought???:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    The word Anorexic is barred from this forum I thought???:confused:

    Well ! Occasionally it slips through the cracks :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Well ! Occasionally it slips through the cracks :D

    Well it shouldnt!!! I dont want anorexic thoughts going into yer heads:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 innocentss


    god this forum is insane.
    to all you guys that say girls should shave their arms, really what the hell?!
    what do you have to do to please women? would you shave your arms if we asked you to?
    steyr, do you have hairy arms? as you are a guy i guess you do.
    hair on womens arms is NATURAL and they shouldnt have to have to go to all the extra effort of shaving them as well as their legs and armpits and now in modern day everywhere else too !
    and as for the girl in the picture.
    she is a girl, not a man.
    the hair on her arms is barely even visible !!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    innocentss wrote: »
    god this forum is insane.
    to all you guys that say girls should shave their arms, really what the hell?!
    what do you have to do to please women? would you shave your arms if we asked you to?
    steyr, do you have hairy arms? as you are a guy i guess you do.
    hair on womens arms is NATURAL and they shouldnt have to have to go to all the extra effort of shaving them as well as their legs and armpits and now in modern day everywhere else too !
    and as for the girl in the picture.
    she is a girl, not a man.
    the hair on her arms is barely even visible !!!!

    Wow, you really dug around to find the right thread to put your first post in, must have taken you a while to find one just the right fit for your moral outrage! I suggest if you are going to stay around, you chill out! Welcome;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    innocentss wrote: »
    god this forum is insane.
    to all you guys that say girls should shave their arms, really what the hell?!
    what do you have to do to please women? would you shave your arms if we asked you to?
    steyr, do you have hairy arms? as you are a guy i guess you do.
    hair on womens arms is NATURAL and they shouldnt have to have to go to all the extra effort of shaving them as well as their legs and armpits and now in modern day everywhere else too !
    and as for the girl in the picture.
    she is a girl, not a man.
    the hair on her arms is barely even visible !!!!
    Wow,

    Nice first post.

    Tell me this.

    Do you shave your arms?

    And if you do, do you use a mach 3 or immac.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Probably a Black & Decker. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,748 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Probably doesn't shave as this would mean conforming to the stereotypical over-feminisation of wimmins as imposed by male agressors who to impose a penis-centric new world order on all of wimmin-kind. ;);)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    innocentss wrote: »
    god this forum is insane.
    to all you guys that say girls should shave their arms, really what the hell?!
    what do you have to do to please women? would you shave your arms if we asked you to?
    steyr, do you have hairy arms? as you are a guy i guess you do.
    hair on womens arms is NATURAL and they shouldnt have to have to go to all the extra effort of shaving them as well as their legs and armpits and now in modern day everywhere else too !
    and as for the girl in the picture.
    she is a girl, not a man.
    the hair on her arms is barely even visible !!!!


    So do you have hair, Everywhere?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Did we scare it back to Endor?


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    Picture the scene.


    Massive mot in first photo: Hey Dun laoire get your coat youve pulled.
    Dun Laoire: *Already in taxi waiting with tongue hanging out

    MM: So your place or mine
    DL: My Ma wont mind as long as we keep it quiet?
    MM: Mine so
    DL: Lovely jubbly
    MM: Strip
    DL: *In bed already naked except for the "good luck" odd socks that i wear most weekends.
    MM: So would you like me to put on the suspenders etc...
    DL: *Cant speak tongue wont come back into mouth
    MM: *Leans over to kiss passionately
    DL: WHAT THE FUK? YOU BEAST OF A WOMAN, IS THAT A STUFFED ANIMAL WRAPPED AROUND YOUR ARM.
    MM: Sorry what are you talking about?
    DL: SHUT UP YOU FUKIN YETI, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
    MM: Sorry but the moment is gonna pass and i'm gonna have to ask you to leave
    DL: I'M OUTTA HERE YOU CRAZY NEANTERTHAL
    MM: Eh o.k......eh....eh
    DL: *in taxi



    Only messing hairs are fine. Sure the missus has a bit of a tash anyway so i'm pretty much used to it.
    DL, getting sick laughing at image of you wearing your "lucky" socks. You saddo. :D
    innocentss wrote: »
    god this forum is insane.
    to all you guys that say girls should shave their arms, really what the hell?!
    what do you have to do to please women? would you shave your arms if we asked you to?
    steyr, do you have hairy arms? as you are a guy i guess you do.
    hair on womens arms is NATURAL and they shouldnt have to have to go to all the extra effort of shaving them as well as their legs and armpits and now in modern day everywhere else too !
    and as for the girl in the picture.
    she is a girl, not a man.
    the hair on her arms is barely even visible !!!!

    OP, get a grip ffs. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Weidii


    Meh, I like hair on women.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Meh, the first post belongs in the fashion forum, bloody metro men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    Who shaves their forearms?! Seriously!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    This one's for Dun LaoireHW.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    This one's for Dun LaoireHW.jpg

    Argh! My eyes! It burns ... it burns! :eek:

    Lock this thread. Delete it. Let us never speak of it again.

    If you are wrapped up in the tender lovin' embrace of a hot & feisty wimmins ... who among us would stop and check the forearms for hair ? Not I


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    trout wrote: »
    . who among us would stop and check the forearms for hair ? Not I

    Its all part of the pre-flight check


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Bald arms look odd, and your going to have a line where the baldness ends and the baby hairs on your hand begins.
    When the stubbly comes it will brush against people and they be disturbed.
    It isn't unnatural for a woman to have hair! The line has to be drawn somewhere because hair removal has consequences.

    I have to wonder how these things are not apparent to you Ned78, I thought the ladies loved you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    innocentss wrote: »
    god this forum is insane.
    to all you guys that say girls should shave their arms, really what the hell?!
    what do you have to do to please women? would you shave your arms if we asked you to?
    steyr, do you have hairy arms? as you are a guy i guess you do.
    hair on womens arms is NATURAL and they shouldnt have to have to go to all the extra effort of shaving them as well as their legs and armpits and now in modern day everywhere else too !
    and as for the girl in the picture.
    she is a girl, not a man.
    the hair on her arms is barely even visible !!!!

    This is the funniest thing I have read on this forum in a while.

    Hands up who doesn't get BRGH? Anyone? Newbies? innocentss?

    Of course, it begs the question, how in the name of jaysus do you dig up a six-month old thread on hairy arms?

    Great first post. You'll go a long way on this forum, if for nothing else other than a source of entertainment.

    On a related matter, irishbird thinks I have very hairy hands. I think I scare her.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    the problem with that women is the fact she died her hair blonde, so from a distance you don't know what you might be getting, a dark women...


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