When do you expect to have sex next time?

biko

Well?
I will enter my vote in the anonymous poll above

arybvtcw0eolkf

In about five minutes if sex with Pam counts

princess-lala

When I next feel like it!!!

What a thread!!!!!!:(

comewatmay

theres no poll

Karoma

comewatmay wrote:

theres no poll

Jesus, you poor bastard. That'd be a "never" from you then?



















So sorry.

tjtmod

Yore ma!

Kintarō Hattori

A most unexpected poll from you Biko. However to answer your question, tomorrow all going well. (It's just finishing being that time of the month!)

comewatmay

mmm interesting you could be right there, i almost laughed at your attempt at a joke.But sure ya cant blame a fella for trying.heres a joke for ya instead.

Two sperm cells are swimming along, one turns to the other "how long to the fallopian tube", the other replies, "thats ages away yet sure we are only at the tonsils now".

Thank you very much il be here all week

Kintarō Hattori

tjtmod wrote:

Yore ma!

That would be funny if it were appropriate.

"When do you expect to have sex next time"
"Yore Ma"

There's no context, it's not relevant to the question asked, therefore it's not funny. I didn't crack a smile. Context my man.

monkeyfudge

Pffft... What's the world coming to when you can't even rely on Biko anymore?

This should be in S&S.

comewatmay

Whats the deal with everyone posting your ma in forums, very irritating

Kintarō Hattori

monkeyfudge wrote:

Pffft... What's the world coming to when you can't even rely on Biko anymore?

This should be in S&S.

Agreed MonkeyMan...... I thought Biko was better than this! I'm truely disappointed.

estebancambias

Yeah 'Yore Ma' is not funny. Stop please now.

tjtmod

Yore ma!

Karoma

It was never funny. Grind it into the dirt and make every ****er that uses it feel ashamed! G'WAN MAH SON. PS: Don't let big bad Terry catch you(He's a mean, anti-ma, bastard).

biko wants to tell us something methinks...damn boasting git.

comewatmay

tjtmod wrote:

Yore ma!

just ****ing stop will you

Voodu Child

comewatmay wrote:

just ****ing stop will you

Thats what yore ma said too

Fremen

Yore.... em... son?

shane86

I may have mentioned it in, i dunno, 3 posts on Travel/Holidays, 3 or 4 in the Soccer thread and about 2 in somewhat related threads in AH, but this time next week Ill be in Prague.

Ill take "within 7 days" please

When i asked a work colleague from the regionshe told me general about the city and the hoppin club scne and then said "yeah, Ill think you will have a good time" and smiled.

I think the queries about heading for the architecture and museums wasnt on my list of questions signalled a mutual understanding of intent

Still, as important as my rocks are a 3 pointer by the boys in green would beat all that

comewatmay

voodoo_child wrote:

Thats what yore ma said too

ha ha ha good one.........................nawt.Do mods not do anyhting about these types of people

Dudess

biko wrote:

Well?
I will enter my vote in the anonymous poll above

I wouldn't mind an anonymous pole being entered in me.

Yowza!!

(I'm gagging for it )

To answer your question: the weekend.

The_B_Man

if i dont get it friday or saturday, then within the month. dont think i've gone longer than a month since i broke up wit the missus earlier in the year. just need to work on me standards now!

Senna

Dudess wrote:

I wouldn't mind an anonymous poll being entered in me.

Excellent, classy bird.

biko

Karoma wrote:

It was never funny. Grind it into the dirt and make every ****er that uses it feel ashamed! G'WAN MAH SON. PS: Don't let big bad Terry catch you(He's a mean, anti-ma, bastard).

biko wants to tell us something methinks...damn boasting git.

Sorry mod for posting this in AH but there are so many unsubscribed users that don't have access to S&S.

I'm boasting cause I'm getting it on - with a woman - a real live one !! :-)

comewatmay

Dudess wrote:

I wouldn't mind an anonymous pole being entered in me.

Yowza!!

(I'm gagging for it )

To answer your question: the weekend.

i actually laughed at that comment, classy as ****

Dudess

eo980 wrote:

(It's just finishing being that time of the month!)

Yeah, I'm currently surfing the crimson wave but should be finished by the weekend. Grrr, so frustrating. It's when a girl's at her most gagging-for-it!

comewatmay

Are people messing voting in this category


No clue when... Maybe some day *cries*

Kintarō Hattori

Dudess wrote:

Yeah, I'm currently surfing the crimson wave but should be finished by the weekend. Grrr, so frustrating. It's when a girl's at her most gagging-for-it!

Ahh that made me laugh, congrats!

DemocAnarchis

Dudess wrote:

Yeah, I'm currently surfing the crimson wave but should be finished by the weekend. Grrr, so frustrating. It's when a girl's at her most gagging-for-it!

Sure why let a little thing like that stop you?

Dudess

comewatmay wrote:

just ****ing stop will you

tjtmod has sixteen posts - all the ones I've seen so far are "yore ma!" Even if they have nothing to do with the thread.

bronte

Biko..I hate you..you created this thread just so you could rub our celibate faces in it!

smartypants

Dudess wrote:

I wouldn't mind an anonymous pole being entered in me.

Yowza!!

(I'm gagging for it )

To answer your question: the weekend.

asl?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :cool:

Dudess

bronte wrote:

rub our celibate faces in it!

Ah come on! These puns are being dangled before me like proverbial carrots! Oh wait... dangling carrots - there's another one! And I also started the post with "come".

God, I really AM gagging for it...

comewatmay

Dudess wrote:

tjtmod has sixteen posts - all the ones I've seen so far are "yore ma!" Even if they have nothing to do with the thread.

Anyone up for starting a thread to get tjtmod banned? Il gladly start a petition if there is demand

Dudess

Oh it'll happen. Just give it time (until Terry gets back).

monkeyfudge

Dudess wrote:

Yeah, I'm currently surfing the crimson wave but should be finished by the weekend. Grrr, so frustrating. It's when a girl's at her most gagging-for-it!

There's more than one hole... use your imagination.

Dudess

My ass is a one-way street.

monkeyfudge

I hear bagpiping is good too.

smartypants

Dudess wrote:

Yeah, I'm currently surfing the crimson wave but should be finished by the weekend. Grrr, so frustrating. It's when a girl's at her most gagging-for-it!

a towel and a hot water bottle (for after) tis all that is required :cool:

comewatmay

monkeyfudge wrote:

I hear bagpiping is good too.

omg lol

Dudess

monkeyfudge wrote:

I hear bagpiping is good too.

And pleasure should be a two-way street. What use is that to me? My armpit isn't exactly an erogenous zone. But then I suppose you could apply the same logic to blow-jobs...

monkeyfudge

Not ticklish then?

bronte

What about between the boobs...has that just been robbed from (ahem) adult films?

Dudess

Ah wait a minute. There's a limit to what I'll say about my personal life!

KamiKazi

thursday night, after drinks with the sexy polish girl from work ;D

smartypants

KamiKazi wrote:

thursday night, after drinks with the sexy polish girl from work ;D

yeah yeah yeah...sure ya will

monkeyfudge

KamiKazi wrote:

thursday night, after drinks with the sexy polish girl from work ;D

Will her drink be a roofie colada?

Red Hand

The first of April.

monkeyfudge

Anyway... to answer the question...

I had sex just about 2 weeks ago... it will probably be a few months before I forget how disappointing the whole sex thing is and give it another go.

KamiKazi

monkeyfudge wrote:

Will her drink be a roofie colada?

come again?

biko

KamiKazi wrote:

come again?

That's what SHE said