Nice boys

Killaqueen!!!

Arrrgh I'm so sick of nice boys!!! I mean what the hell, why is there so many of them? All my guy mates (well they're my other friends' friends) are so nice but SO SO boring. And they act so gay...but they're not gay. They're gentlemen, which is all well and good but they just don't know how to have fun. Does anyone get what I'm saying? I mean, I'm no scumbag but I'm kinda sick of these posh losers whose idea of going out is going out to a friends house, watching a movie and then going to bed at 10.00. If they ever touch drink they get hammered on 1 can and even then they are nerds. I feel bad for saying that because they're all dead sound but I actually think I would prefer a bit of a fling from a knacker asshole than these guys who think they're in love with the first girl they meet/score/snog/kiss/whatever they call it now.

I mean cmon girls, seriously. You know you would prefer a bad boy to a prissy guy? Or am I just being a bitch...:p

Killaqueen!!!

Oh and by the way I've had my fair share of assholes that I didn't like, but this is just whats recently been goin on in my life and I had to get it off my chest!!!

Peyton Manning

I feel you need a nice big cock inside you....

Karl Hungus

Getting hammered on 1 can doesn't make you "Nice" it makes you a little girly man.

I like to think I'm a nice person, and I can seriously put away the booze. You don't need to be a knackbag or skangmeister to be able to have a good time.

Steez

I accidently kicked a cat once. Does that make me a bad boy?

shane86

Im a complete and utter bastard. My hobbies/interests include watching porn, making vile remarks to my friends about either the attractiveness or unattractives of females we pass on the street, and drinking myself to an early grave. If im nice and sweet to you its only because I want some of dat poon-tang. If the truth be told if you were on your deathbed the night of an Ireland qualifier Id be in Croker watching it. Or better yet, out in Prague on a kulva capturin adventure (heading on the 11th Those with a slight grasp of Polish, Czech, Slovak or Lithuanian will know what kulva means )

So what are you doing this Friday night?

patrickc

Archimedes wrote:

I feel you need a nice big cock inside you....

according to her profile she's only 15 so thats out!!

pretty-in-pink

Theres nice and then theres too nice. you need a guy to have some edge and character. a rugby players body doesn't hurt.

Karl Hungus

pretty-in-pink wrote:

a rugby players body doesn't hurt.

Got one in the boot of my car. Does that do it for you?

pretty-in-pink

Steez wrote:

I accidently kicked a cat once. Does that make me a bad boy?

akin to the devil

keefg

patrickc2006 wrote:

according to her profile she's only 15 so thats out!!

OOOOOPPPS! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

This is very dangerous territory!

im_invisible

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

I had to get it off my chest!!!

and what a nice chest it is too,

pretty-in-pink

Karl Hungus wrote:

Got one in the boot of my car. Does that do it for you?

oh yeah, thats so hot :rolleyes:

lol

Killaqueen!!!

I'm actually 16 but...not that that makes much of a difference.

bronte

Ah I dunno, I'd prefer a gentleman over this bad -boy nonsense.
It's usually a cover up anyway.
I prefer the sensitive sort, but then I am piscean

KilbarrackBlows

Il beat you if you look me in the eye kinda guy
would that do
*calls up a old fashioned pimp*

Karl Hungus

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

I'm actually 16 but...not that that makes much of a difference.

Pfft, you're but a child! And the boys you hang around with are probably also children. Be patient for a couple of years, they should mature into manly men of stout stature. Maybe.

I suppose not everyone can look as awesome as the Hungus here.

Tell your friends to get some weights and drink some guinness.

Peyton Manning

patrickc2006 wrote:

according to her profile she's only 15 so thats out!!

Meh, I dont like to do research before I make these comments...

Killaqueen!!!

Karl Hungus wrote:

Pfft, you're but a child! And the boys you hang around with are probably also children. Be patient for a couple of years, they should mature into manly men of stout stature. Maybe.

I suppose not everyone can look as awesome as the Hungus here.

Tell your friends to get some weights and drink some guinness.

No but I have other guy mates (toooootally different group of lads) that are the same age but are much more manly!! They're dead sound but at least they aren't fuckin pussys like the lads I hang around with. And most of the pussy lads actually play rugby and do weights and drink Gui....ok they don't drink Guiness but who can blame them? Man, that stuff is YUCKY.

eoin5

Get your friends to drink rum, like durty sea dog dark sh1t. It'll only hit around the 4th or 5th shot and theyll get over the initial drunk but polite stage very quickly. Theyll be fun after that but make sure a mop is always close by

Cheeky_gal

shane86 wrote:

Im a complete and utter bastard. My hobbies/interests include watching porn, making vile remarks to my friends about either the attractiveness or unattractives of females we pass on the street, and drinking myself to an early grave. If im nice and sweet to you its only because I want some of dat poon-tang. If the truth be told if you were on your deathbed the night of an Ireland qualifier Id be in Croker watching it. Or better yet, out in Prague on a kulva capturin adventure (heading on the 11th Those with a slight grasp of Polish, Czech, Slovak or Lithuanian will know what kulva means )

So what are you doing this Friday night?

LOL Love it!

And OP if you're only 16 what are you waffling about!? The lads you're hanging around with are more than likely "immature boys" so I'd just wait and be patient...someone "nice" will come along....haha

Kiith

"Shut up."
"Do what i tell you."
"I'm not interested."

These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you go out with me. I'm an idiot and i don't care about anyone but myself...ps. no dogs.

Hows that?

Killaqueen!!!

Ohhhhh you're supposed to give the rum to the LADS? Why have I been drinking it all this time? Believe me though if I gave these guys rum they would throw up until there's nothing left in their body.

And who gives a **** if I'm 16. I'm ****in bored!! And impatient!

A Primal Nut

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

Oh and by the way I've had my fair share of assholes that I didn't like, but this is just whats recently been goin on in my life and I had to get it off my chest!!!

So you don't like the nice guys, you don't like the assholes - maybe you're a lesbian? Or do you actually know what you want?

All the stuff you've just described are stuff women always go on about liking -its just diffiucult for us to know what you want. Men have been pussified because women have been constantly going on about wanting a "nice, sensitive guy" and its effects are starting to show. So yeah blame the feminists!

faceman

you're obviously very young and dumb! enjoy school on monday!

Dudess

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

And they act so gay

So you'd define "acting gay" as being well-mannered and considerate, not being vulgar, not getting into fights and not having the capacity to get plastered? Do you know any gay people? Believe me, there are PLENTY of gay guys who do not comply with any of the above. If the opportunity should arise (when you're over 18 of course ) take a walk into Instinct, the gay bar in Cork. Or try Out On The Liffey or Yellow (I think it's called) in Dublin's north inner city.

posh losers

Again, none of what you describe is "posh". Rather bland maybe, but certainly not posh.

whose idea of going out is going out to a friends house, watching a movie and then going to bed at 10.00. If they ever touch drink they get hammered on 1 can and even then they are nerds.

Going out? Are they the same age as you? If so, they're not exactly past it yet. They have plenty of scope for getting "wild". They may be very very different lads by the time they hit 21. And as for going out, they're not really going to be able to get into pubs.

knacker asshole

"Bad boys" aren't always knackers. In fact a lot of them are, to use your earlier term, "posh".

You're being very black and white in your categorisation of people. However you are only 16 - you talk as if you're a seasoned veteran of men and are fit to give up.
I know what you're saying - it's exciting to get together with a guy who's a bit wild once in a while (as long as you don't expect to get treated well or to change him). You're only 16 - you'll meet him.

Killaqueen!!!

faceman wrote:

you're obviously very young and dumb! enjoy school on monday!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're fuuuuny

A Primal Nut wrote:

So you don't like the nice guys, you don't like the assholes - maybe you're a lesbian? Or do you actually know what you want?

All the stuff you've just described are stuff women always go on about liking -its just diffiucult for us to know what you want. Men have been pussified because women have been constantly going on about wanting a "nice, sensitive guy" and its effects are starting to show. So yeah blame the feminists!

See thats it there. You have to be in between what you just mentioned. Don't be a complete dickhead but don't be a pussy either.

Somewhere in between Jack Johnson and Colin Farrell

shane86

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

. And most of the pussy lads .........do weights and drink Gui....ok they don't drink Guiness but who can blame them? Man, that stuff is YUCKY.

Mr Hungus, be gentle in your chastising, shes only a chisler

Cheeky_gal wrote:

LOL Love it!

Cmere gorgeous and ill waffle the eyes off ya

KillaQueen- does it make you feel any better that all these nice lads probably talk utter filth to their mates? Quite honestly excluding moshers and rockers (who i never hung around with and therefore have no experience of) I can quite litreally think of two lads who are as respectful in terms of chatting to their male mates as their female mates. Aint nothing wrong with it, after all you can have a girl who is the nicest person in the world who would do anything for anyone yet when she is with her man turns him on by talking dirtier than the liffey is on a hot summers day.

tbh I didnt drink all that much until i turned 16, mainly bcause the 15 year old drunks id be were acting like utter gob****es unable to handle a few drops and i didnt fancy it. Lets face it there are very few 13 or 14 year olds who can actually be jolly drunk, they drink, they talk bollix or fight and then they pass out. Back when i was 16 seven beers was enough to jolly-type sort me for the night. Now its gone up somewhat, 7 pints is the starter menu

eoin5

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

Ohhhhh you're supposed to give the rum to the LADS? Why have I been drinking it all this time? Believe me though if I gave these guys rum they would throw up until there's nothing left in their body.

And who gives a **** if I'm 16. I'm ****in bored!! And impatient!

Well if youre bored you could always catch them asleep after passing out on their one can and shave their eyebrows or something. They mightent like you after that but at least youd have your fun and thats all that matters

Lynibeth

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

Ohhhhh you're supposed to give the rum to the LADS? Why have I been drinking it all this time?

Shouldn't be drinking at such a young and vulnerable age..

pretty-in-pink

don't hurry to grow up. i know its hard to be 16 and bored, but don't be stupid and throw it all away.

its hard for guys to know what we want, mostly cause we all want different things.

anyways, guys are nicer around girls for a while, then they realise that they should just be themselves, and we tend to lose them forever.

i think what i'm trying to say is enjoy yourself, don't kill yourself trying to grow up, and yeah some fellas are to mean, some are to nice, but there are ones who get the balance right too.

(god id hate to be a fella. so hard to know what to do to impress us ladies)

Mr Magnolia

whooops never mind

Mezcita

Archimedes wrote:

I feel you need a nice big cock inside you....

Brilliant.

humanji

Cheeky_gal wrote:

And OP if you're only 16 what are you waffling about!? The lads you're hanging around with are more than likely "immature boys"

No they're not, they're acting like they should. THEY'RE ONLY 16!!!

And anyway, I find this delightfully ironic, because the OP is complaining about guys being too nice, but give it a few years, as she starts hanging out with complete scumbags and then comes on here complaining that there are "no nice guys".

OfflerCrocGod

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

I'm actually 16 but...not that that makes much of a difference.

Yes well 15/16 year old boys are well known for being hard men who can knock a woman straight off her feet......:rolleyes:

Nala

Killaqueen!!! wrote:

I'm actually 16 but...not that that makes much of a difference.

Go hang around the school detention area, you'll meet loads of reeeallly edgy bad boys there!!! Ooooh the possibilities!!!!

estebancambias

The OP is a dip****.

estebancambias

I would love if a hardline straight edge person came across this idiot.

Dudess

But the OP's been out with loads of other guys!!! :rolleyes:

Ah, the worldliness and wisdom on relationship matters of a child.

Aisling(",)

ah killaqueen!!...i know exactly how ye feel!
I think that its what they think girls want them to be like where as im sick of having conversations about feeling and the fact that they seem to have lost any assertiveness like they dont even act on impulse incase you dont like it!

bring me back my usual group of pox bags!


(just a wee bit pissed off at nice boys at the moment...ive my reasons!)

Pigman II

OP don't listen to these nerds! You find yourself your Mr. Wrong and have a good time. Leave those Rugby playing pussies alone to fiddle with each others willies until the clock hits 10 and it's time for beddy-byes. They probably prefer doing that anyway.

patrickc

Aisling(",) wrote:

ah killaqueen!!...i know exactly how ye feel!
I think that its what they think girls want them to be like where as im sick of having conversations about feeling and the fact that they seem to have lost any assertiveness like they dont even act on impulse incase you dont like it!

bring me back my usual group of pox bags!


(just a wee bit pissed off at nice boys at the moment...ive my reasons!)

are u older than the op?

Aisling(",)

em im just gone 16 so im not sure

pretty-in-pink

ah op i think you may have brought out the mean gene in the boards boys. yup, usually such affable creatures, their hackles appear raised

*sigh to be 16 again, i had so much going for me, it was great. braces just gone, skinny minx, booty and a proud virgin(i wasn't a slut and i wanted to win a bet) who could hold her drink quite well.

Dudess

A VIRGIN AT 16??!! How could you have left it so late??!! Don't tell me you left it til you were a wizened old hag of 18??!!
If you did, I have nothing more to say to you, loser!!! All that life experience, all those men you dated since 14 and a half, all that drink you consumed (since 15) and yet, no sex. What a shameful waste!!!

I notice the OP hasn't posted in a while. She must be out on the pull in some nightclub.

Oh wait... she's 16 so she's actually tucked up in bed at home.

patrickc

Aisling(",) wrote:

em im just gone 16 so im not sure

no legal sex for u either

patrickc

pretty-in-pink wrote:

ah op i think you may have brought out the mean gene in the boards boys. yup, usually such affable creatures, their hackles appear raised

*sigh to be 16 again, i had so much going for me, it was great. braces just gone, skinny minx, booty and a proud virgin(i wasn't a slut and i wanted to win a bet) who could hold her drink quite well.

fancy a bit hehe??

Dudess

Aisling(",) wrote:

ah killaqueen!!...i know exactly how ye feel!
I think that its what they think girls want them to be like where as im sick of having conversations about feeling and the fact that they seem to have lost any assertiveness like they dont even act on impulse incase you dont like it!

bring me back my usual group of pox bags!


(just a wee bit pissed off at nice boys at the moment...ive my reasons!)

Yeah, relationships are so serious at 16. :rolleyes:

Christ, these "worldly" girls were born in 1991.

pretty-in-pink

Dudess wrote:

A VIRGIN AT 16??!! How could you have left it so late??!! Don't tell me you left it til you were a wizened old hag of 18??!!
If you did, I have nothing more to say to you, loser!!! All that life experience, all those men you dated since 14 and a half, all that drink you consumed (since 15) and yet, no sex. What a shameful waste!!!

I notice the OP hasn't posted in a while. She must be out on the pull in some nightclub.

Oh wait... she's 16 so she's actually tucked up in bed at home.

rofl...

yes, imagine, getting to be *that* old and waiting till it meant something. shicking. practically frigid even

*i keep laughing away to myself here

Killaqueen!!!

Dudess wrote:

A VIRGIN AT 16??!! How could you have left it so late??!! Don't tell me you left it til you were a wizened old hag of 18??!!
If you did, I have nothing more to say to you, loser!!! All that life experience, all those men you dated since 14 and a half, all that drink you consumed (since 15) and yet, no sex. What a shameful waste!!!

I notice the OP hasn't posted in a while. She must be out on the pull in some nightclub.

Oh wait... she's 16 so she's actually tucked up in bed at home.

Haha it's funny how all the aul ones come out at this thread getting so angry at something so silly.

How does it feel to be jealous of a 16 year old?! Because she's not on the internet 24/7? I mean, why do you think you know me so well? If I wrote the exact same thing except said that I was 26 you'd be sucking up to me trying to get a date.

I started this as a humorous thread and everyone starts hating me. This is hilarious. It's amazing how people think they know me because I'm 16.

When did anyone ever say relationships were serious at 16 in this thread? And where are ya goin with your 'worldly girls'?!!!??!

pretty-in-pink

patrickc2006 wrote:

fancy a bit hehe??

is a bit all you have pat?