Dublin sucks.

Karl Hungus

You heard me.

One of the only good things you lot have is the Porterhouse, and last time I was there, the barman mentioned to me that they're looking to set up one in Galway, so whenever that happens, you'll have **** all going for you except that awful stench that's everywhere.

Basq

Ouch.....





















..... i agree!

Mr. Presentable

Karl Hungus wrote:

except that awful stench that's everywhere.

The stench of culchie, boyo!

Karl Hungus

basquille wrote:

Ouch.....





















..... i agree!

This made me giggle.

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The only positive thing I can say about Dublin: At least it's not Cork.

Dirk Gently

Dublin forum tbh

biko

Take it to the Dub forum, mucker

Karl Hungus

¬_&#172 wrote:

The only positive thing I can say about Dublin: At least it's not Cork.

I agree, it could be worse.

Karl Hungus

biko wrote:

Take it to the Dub forum, mucker

I'll take yore ma to the Dub forum, mucker.

Pherekydes

Karl Hungus wrote:

...you'll have **** all going for you except that awful stench that's everywhere.

Aw, we don't get it. Too bad. Why don't you fúck off back to your own country*, then.



Not a typo. I have just declared Dublin an independent republic.

Karl Hungus

Slow coach wrote:

Aw, we don't get it. Too bad. Why don't you fúck off back to your own country*, then.



Not a typo. I have just declared Dublin an independent republic.

I am back in my own country, dingus. :rolleyes:

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The Skangers Republic of Dublin? (R)

Rb

Slow coach wrote:

Not a typo. I have just declared Dublin an independent republic.

Good job.


Dublin > The rest of Ireland. Now f*ck off back to your field and pick us some potatoes.:)

DonJose

Karl Hungus wrote:

Dublin sucks.

So does

YORE MA

Pherekydes

Karl Hungus wrote:

I am back in my own country, dingus. :rolleyes:

See, the smell is gone!

Karl Hungus

DonJose wrote:

So does

YORE MA

You say that as if it isn't a legitimate business? You're just bitter you can't afford her. :rolleyes:

Basq

DonJose, you can't have more than one reference of "Yore Ma" in one AH thread at one time.

It's currently pending as "Basquille's Law"!

Now, what was i doing? Oh yeah....

** prepares for Karl's impending lynching **

admiralofthefleet

feck off back to the slow moving lifeless mulla land so:D

Dub13

You hippy's can have the Porterhouse and we will drink the normal beer.

DonJose

Karl Hungus wrote:

the barman mentioned to me that they're looking to set up one in Galway, so whenever that happens, you'll have **** all going for you except that awful stench that's everywhere.

At least our Liffey water doesn't make us shít mustard, that water be playing havoc with your hemorrhoids

DonJose

basquille wrote:

DonJose, you can't have more than one reference of "Yore Ma" in one AH thread at one time.

YORE DA!!!

Setun

Karl Hungus wrote:

You heard me.

One of the only good things you lot have is the Porterhouse, and last time I was there, the barman mentioned to me that they're looking to set up one in Galway, so whenever that happens, you'll have **** all going for you except that awful stench that's everywhere.

Dublin is bolox. Just like the rest of the country.

Karl Hungus

That's it! I'm throwing a hissy fit...

**** all you artards!

Now lock this thread and ban everyone's ma. :mad:

Basq

DonJose wrote:

YORE DA!!!

Hmmmmm....

** takes note of making an addition to "Basquille's Law" to outlaw all references to 'Yore' entirely... **

Exit

You should have pride in your capital city, call yourself a patriot?, etc etc.

Dub13

They are just jealous,all the action,power,hot chicks,media,cool people,development,jobs etc etc are in the big smoke.

skelliser

and so is the m50, junkies, gangland scum, pramfaces, expensive pints, ridiculous rent, wannabie ****, skangers, and loads of guys called anto, monto, deco, jao, franco etc.

oh did i mention the m50!!

Dub13

skelliser wrote:

and so is the m50, junkies, gangland scum, pramfaces, expensive pints, ridiculous rent, wannabie ****, skangers, and loads of guys called anto, monto, deco, jao, franco etc.

oh did i mention the m50!!

Take out the m50 and the expensive prices (wages are much better in dublin) and that could be most big towns in Ireland.

Rb

Dub13 wrote:

They are just jealous,all the action,power,hot chicks,media,cool people,development,jobs etc etc are in the big smoke.

Exactly.

I can see why they're angry though, they don't understand us civilised folk and our evolved ways and I'm sure being arranged to marry your own sister from birth could be an awful b1tch if turns out to be horrible looking (like most country folk - due to the inbreeding I'm sure).

Poor country people. I, for one, give you my sympathy.
And wtf is wrong with the M50?I love it.

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THE M50 aTE MY BABY!


As the man said - what is wrong with the m50? no better car park

Dudess

Dub13 wrote:

media

As a freelancer, I have to say, not a whole lot of one.

I like Cork.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

dublin does smell pretty awful though

Dudess

So does Yor...

Nah, couldn't be bothered.

Dub13

Mordeth wrote:

dublin does smell pretty awful though

What big city does not...?

Dyr

basquille wrote:

Hmmmmm....

** takes note of making an addition to "Basquille's Law" to outlaw all references to 'Yore' entirely... **

pfft After hours wasnt like this in days of yore

Dudess

In the grand scheme of things, Dublin is actually a very small city.

Rb

Regarding the smell in Dublin, have those claiming the smell exists ever been in Cork on a hot summers day?The Lee stinks up the entire city, it's about a thousand times worse.

Dudess

Man, I wasn't aware of the level of hatred for my home city!

Wait a minute... actually I was.

KilbarrackBlows

Dont listen to these swamp swiming bogger boys
wouldnt know what clean air was if it was made of soap
probaly to busy sniffing his ma's skid marked underwear
Dublin 1 Cork 0

also i would to note that i was in cork a few years ago and some idiot cork freak in a tractor crashed into my car :mad:

Agent Smith

Karl Hungus wrote:

You heard me.

One of the only good things you lot have is the Porterhouse, and last time I was there, the barman mentioned to me that they're looking to set up one in Galway, so whenever that happens, you'll have **** all going for you except that awful stench that's everywhere.

meh...

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Bambi wrote:

pfft After hours wasnt like this in days of yore

lol pld

Gaspode

Karl Hungus wrote:

You heard me.

.

Having a bad do day are we Karl?

Dudess

KilbarrackBlows wrote:

i was in cork a few years ago and some idiot cork freak in a tractor crashed into my car :mad:

Heh

Pyr0

Karl Hungus wrote:

You heard me.

One of the only good things you lot have is the Porterhouse, and last time I was there, the barman mentioned to me that they're looking to set up one in Galway, so whenever that happens, you'll have **** all going for you except that awful stench that's everywhere.

Looks like someone broke a guitar string !

SirLemonhead

Serious lack of black boring Ibanez guitars in Dublin no doubt

DonJose

Karl Hungus wrote:

you'll have **** all going for you except that awful stench that's everywhere.

http://www.myspace.com/enrapturedeire

OMFG, what cave did you crawl out of?

Cut your hair, have a shower, buy a shirt that doesn't begin with T, get a job and then a life... LOL

Terry

DonJose wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/enrapturedeire

OMFG, what cave did you crawl out of?

Cut your hair, have a shower, buy a shirt that doesn't begin with T, get a job and then a life... LOL

In fairness, his hair looks clean and that looks like a long sleeved top he is wearing.
He is also friends with Megadeth. Dave Mustaine once hit my friend at a gig.
My friend was shouting "Tornado" at him in a mustaine-esque voice and Mega Dave didn't take kindly to it.
He did laugh when he saw the same friend in London a coup[le of days later though.

So Glad

Karl Hungus wrote:

You heard me.

One of the only good things you lot have is the Porterhouse, and last time I was there, the barman mentioned to me that they're looking to set up one in Galway, so whenever that happens, you'll have **** all going for you except that awful stench that's everywhere.

Dublin is slowly killing me. Hustle-bustle, materialism, bull**** jobs, bull**** mortgage. I'm going to Australia to work on an orchard with some beautiful people in a few months. Good riddance Dublin you **** hole...

I agree! Porterhouse is AMAZING. That and Fibbers, although, Fibbers a little less...

Love & Peace!

So Glad

Karl Hungus

MasterOfSolos wrote:

Serious lack of black boring Ibanez guitars in Dublin no doubt

Ok, that's a rant issue right there. If it was up to me, Ibanez would have a lot more colours available, but just about every guitar they release is black these days. Right now, my main guitar is a beautiful red one, and that's certainly my prefered guitar colour.

I'd like to see a green one too.

DonJose wrote:

OMFG, what cave did you crawl out of?

My mother's vagina. :rolleyes:

eoin5

Reclaim the streets anyone? We can get beaten by the guards like old times. Itd be a bit of craic and liven up the place a bit anyways. Just thought I'd throw it out there

Requiem4adream

Not long back from an excruciatingly scary/nervewracking weekend in Caltra, Galway. Half the people in the nightclub looked like extras from the Hills Have Eyes, 1/4 were either pregnant or smoking indoors and the rest were probably shagging each other or a sheep in the corner. Seriously the most eye opening experience ive ever come across.

I'll take a ridiculously lame night out anywhere in Dublin over that anyday and twice on sundays!