whats the best cult to join

roughan

im bored and might join a cult ...
if you had to join a cult for a laugh whats the maddest one you could think of

gimmick

Boards.ie

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Christianity.


And in the interest of fairness, Islam.

This cult.

Flukey

You don't join cults for "fun". You are better off being bored.

BenjAii

Scientology ?? Apparently a lifetime of courses to attend to get rid of the stuff the aliens put in you all those millenia ago, it would get you out of the house of an evening .....

jester77

The catholic church sounds like a great cult, they even have their own airline now that travel's to/from events... I'd say it's mad craic on those flights once the holy beer starts flowing!

roughan

C'mon it would be great fun to bang on a tin with a big load of shaven headed people on sat nights in town !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karl Hungus

Why the Esoteric Order Of Dagon of course? Why go for the lesser evil?

Dancor

The first church of












YORE MA

Rexelac

Join the catholic church - "We’ve got Boston, South America and the good part of Ireland"

ScumLord

www.themonastery.org

the universal church of life, become your own cult.

Ruen

Catholicism is a religion not really a cult, join scientology http://www.scientology.org

Smellyirishman

The Blue Oyster Cult.

Bring your cowbell.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Start your own cult and use it to further your own interests. You just need dozens of gullible vulnerable people and a bit of a spiel to rope them in with, than you can start exploiting them

Setun

Or this one: http://www.join-me.co.uk/

AARRRGH

You could join that sex cult thing I read about recently in Mayo.

43 women (mostly yanks) and 31 men. They all sleep with each other.

Based around a mix of some Japanese cult and other nonsense.

Pompey Magnus

dancor wrote:

The first church of












YORE MA

I heard her cult has had alot of members in it in the past...

Hellm0

dublindude wrote:

You could join that sex cult thing I read about recently in Mayo.

43 women (mostly yanks) and 31 men. They all sleep with each other.

Based around a mix of some Japanese cult and other nonsense.

Link?:P

Fratton Fred

dublindude wrote:

You could join that sex cult thing I read about recently in Mayo.

43 women (mostly yanks) and 31 men. They all sleep with each other.

Based around a mix of some Japanese cult and other nonsense.

weren't they sleeping with each others kids as well though?

biko

roughan wrote:

im bored and might join a cult ...
if you had to join a cult for a laugh whats the maddest one you could think of

Remember, a cult is for life - not just for the weekend.

randylonghorn

dublindude wrote:

You could join that sex cult thing I read about recently in Mayo.

43 women (mostly yanks) and 31 men. They all sleep with each other.

Jeez, time was you could visit Mayo, and feel safe that you would encounter nothing more sexually deviant than sheep!

Lynibeth

And the kids were probably a result of the sex within the cult leading to incest.. Hmm :rolleyes:

eoin5

where to start.... ah here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetic_Order_of_the_Golden_Dawn
http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/index.php/Church_of_American_Secular_Humanism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Matrixism

I could keep going all day, I recommend Discordianism myself.

fnord fnord

the-furbo

that david koresh business sounded like a laugh no?!?!

¬_¬

Scientology is a valid belief system and NOT A CULT.

jester77

¬_&#172 wrote:

Scientology is a valid belief system and NOT A CULT.

Looks like someone's been sucked in

Belief systems and religions are just fancy ways of phrasing organised cults!

randylonghorn

¬_&#172 wrote:

Scientology is a valid belief system and NOT A CULT.

Ok, Tom, no worries.

Eh, any chance of Katie calling round some evening for a ... cup of coffee?

<_<

Rb

¬_&#172 wrote:

Scientology is a valid belief system and NOT A CULT.

haha

¬_¬

We take this sort of ignorant criticism very seriously. You've seen what we've done to others. Enlighten your minds and souls before judging.

ScumLord

We take this sort of ignorant criticism very seriously. You've seen what we've done to others. Enlighten your minds and souls before judging.

I'm lapse Catholic, judging other lesser faiths is the highlight of my religion. Go Jesus!

bubonicus

¬_&#172 wrote:

We take this sort of ignorant criticism very seriously. You've seen what we've done to others. Enlighten your minds and souls before judging.

It's ok my child, Jesus can save you.

/places hand on forehead

"BE GONE FOUL SPACE ALIEN MONSTERS FROM HELL or space or wherever they come from..."

Setun

¬_&#172 wrote:

We take this sort of ignorant criticism very seriously. You've seen what we've done to others.

That sounds more like a threat than anything else.

ScumLord

I think there kilngons

Blackhorse Slim

I vote for these guys...

Noodly!

Makes more sense than scientology.

Setun

eoin5 wrote:

where to start.... ah here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetic_Order_of_the_Golden_Dawn
http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/index.php/Church_of_American_Secular_Humanism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Matrixism

I could keep going all day, I recommend Discordianism myself.

fnord fnord

heh

Yeah the Principia Discordia seems worth a read. have you read it yet?

SimpleSam06

¬_&#172 wrote:

We take this sort of ignorant criticism very seriously. You've seen what we've done to others. Enlighten your minds and souls before judging.

Make money. Make more money. Make other people make money.
L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 9 March 1972, MS OEC 384

He may have made a woefully inadequate sci-fi writer, but I must admit he made a rockin' demented cult founder.

tony 2 tone

I'm a Pastafarian me self

Zaph

¬_&#172 wrote:

Scientology is a valid belief system and NOT A CULT.

Xenu (also Xemu), pronounced , according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions[1] of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that their essences remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm.

Wikipedia

That's some pretty whacked out belief, and we haven't even got to the clams yet!

Lynibeth

DC-8-like spacecraft? They had them 75 million years ago!?

¬_¬

zaph wrote:

That's some pretty whacked out belief, and we haven't even got to the clams yet!

Oh, like religions and other belief systems cannot be shown in the same light? Guy nailed to a cross - guy returns - something something - profit.

Christian churches have made more money than Scientology ever has or will. We respect your beliefs, why can't you respect ours?

AARRRGH

¬_&#172 wrote:

We respect your beliefs, why can't you respect ours?

I know you're not actually a Scientologist; you're just having a bit of fun by winding people up

Zaph

¬_&#172 wrote:

Oh, like religions and other belief systems cannot be shown in the same light? Guy nailed to a cross - guy returns - something something - profit.

Christian churches have made more money than Scientology ever has or will. We respect your beliefs, why can't you respect ours?

I'm an atheist, I have no beliefs

¬_¬

Believe what you want. - as I said already. Let's just drop it and agree to disagree. It's like talking to a wall.

SimpleSam06

Mankind will not be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest... Diderot

Jesus Wept

¬_&#172 wrote:

Scientology is a valid belief system and NOT A CULT.

cult ----> religion, religion ---> cult

all the same.

Zaph

Does it have to be entrails? They're awful messy, could you not just use one of the priest's old belts instead?

admiralofthefleet

the catholic cult. the largest and richest cult in the world

kowloon

Like all Irish people i also am a follower of Cathol, the world would be a terrible place without his guidance and teachings.
Catholics Unite!!!

L1011

¬_&#172 wrote:

It's like talking to a wall.

Yes, that's generally what talking to the muppets with clipboards on Middle Abbey Street is like, correct. :rolleyes:

kowloon

Nobody ever approaches me to join cults,
Or to sell drugs,
Do i not look inviting?
I think ill stop wearing my SS-BrigadesFuhrer tunic with matching lycra leggings and codpiece.